"Hey hey hey! It's Kaoru and this is another episode of Kaoru's Toyland!" Kaoru was sitting on the edge of the stage and smiling widely. "It has been brought to my attention that sometimes people make way too much food for their family." She shook her head. "I'll never be able to understand this. I always figured that all families had someone who would eat everything up. I mean...in my house we never have any left overs. Ash eats everything. Sometimes we don't even have enough food for me to eat; especially if she gets to it first...It's like..."

"KAORU!" the director yelled over the speakers.

Kaoru pouted, "I thought the days of you yelling at me were over." She sighed, "But the truth is, I did have a point. Since it seems that so many people have left overs that just go to waste and get thrown away I have built a toy that gets rid of this very problem. Introducing the Sonic: Eats a Lot!"

From behind her, an actual sized Sonic toy walked out from behind the curtains. He was sporting a bib with a lobster on it. "This toy comes with ten different bibs!" She said smiling. "So, say you made too much food for your family or your idiotic kid who doesn't like his or her veggies, then this toy has been specifically designed for you!" She put her arm around the Sonic. "This wonderful toy stays asleep on your roof most of the day and only wakes up when you need him. You have tons of food in your fridge from various days of the week when your family just didn't seem to want to appreciate your hard day of slaving over a hot stove? Just say 'Chow Time you Demon Muncher!' and he'll eat anything you made! It doesn't even matter whether the food was good or bad! But you better hope it's good because after he is done eating, he'll rate your food from one to ten! Depending on your score, he might Compliment you, Insult you, or something in between." Kaoru laughed loudly and clapped the toy on its back.

"And as with all of my toys, there is a little bit of extra fun built into them! For this toy, he may have a little bit of an eating problem." She laughed and rubbed the back of her neck, embarrassed. "Sometimes he over eats! Everything, sometimes even you, can look like a chili dog to him so he might start to munch on non-food items! Even if you tell him to stop! Now I know we haven't been doing a lot of happy customer videos lately, it's been brought to my attention by numerous complainers, so we've whipped up a few for you to enjoy! Here they are!"


A teenage girl was sitting on the floor of her kitchen. She seemed to be in the middle of painting her toe nails. "Oh-Em-Gee!" she yelled in a panic as the Sonic toy chewed hungrily on her hair. "This crazy toy my sis got is like, so totally eating my beautiful hair! Like, don't just stand there and film me! You should so, like, help me!"

Mcdonalds Guy was once again sitting inside of the McDonalds. He was sitting on the counter and laughing loudly. "Hah! My new eating toy is the best! It's like a Trained Kirby 'cept it's got no powers! He'll eat anything! Now, Sonic, eat that cockroach!" The Sonic chased after the cockroach and ate it. "Now go for that girl! Get her! Lawl!" He seemed incredibly impressed with the toy.

A woman was in the garden outside of her house and she seemed amazingly happy. "Yes, yes," she nodded as she pulled some weeds from her garden. "I absolutely love the new toy. I've been working in a restaurant for years and at the end of every day we have to throw away all the left overs, it makes the dumpsters really full and disgusting smelling but since I've bought the toy we've been able to dispose of it in a non toxic smelling way." She turned around, wiping the sweat off of her forehead. "I even bought one for the house. My children don't always appreciate the delicacies I serve them and now I have someone who does. He's great at complimenting. So I have to buy a new couch and kitchen table? I don't mind it as long as someone is eating the food."


"See how happy this toy has made everyone? So, of course, this wonderful toy is being sold for only 10...billion Wii Points!" She patted him on the back and whispered something in the toys ear. He proceeded to curl up in a ball on the floor next to her and go to sleep sucking his thumb.

So come on down to Kaoru's Toyland today and pick up one of these wonderful toys! Warning! Don't put this toy near that darn cooking toy! We find the one of the two outcomes can happen if you do: One, the toy will eat her food and then he will go on to insult it, or her, and the Blaze toy just might burn the Sonic toy to death. Or two, he will eat the food and, amazingly enough, compliment it, or her, and...well they hit it off and then neither of them gets any work done. If the second thing happens...well...let's just say you better hope you don't have the ex-girlfriend toy..." Kaoru laughed nervously.

"Anyway! Make sure you read all of the instructions and learn how to turn the toy off before any of your irreplaceable, one of a kind mementos get eaten! Thank for watching this episode of Kaoru's Toyland and make sure to watch it again next week!"


A/N

I would like to thank Anon DragonRider for this idea. This person came up with the first two happy customer videos, the defect, the currency, and the problem with the Blaze toy! That's almost the whole thing! All I had to do was put a story to it and add in a few things here and there!

Anyway! I hope you all enjoyed this chapter and I hope you all review. They only take 30 seconds, but they make my whole day!

Have a great day and thanks for reading!