When the show started, it was completely dark on stage. In the background, you could hear a few whispers from some of the stage hands. Suddenly a spotlight came on and Kaoru was standing on stage. "Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of Kaoru's Toyland!" She was wearing a shirt, coat, tie, and a monocle. She was trying her hardest to look 'spiffy.' "Over the course of this show we have had a lot of request for follow-up toys and I've, frankly, never really paid that much of an attention to them, but this week they are getting noticed! That's right today I will be presenting 6 new toys that follow up on some of the older ones! Isn't that great?"
"So, let's go back about four months and put in the spotlight Cosmo: Grow it!" The spotlight on Kaoru clicked off and clicked on to her right, illuminating the old Cosmo: Grow it toy. "If everyone remembers this toy correctly, they will remember that it created a lot of man eating plants. To this day, there are still plants that it is too dangerous to walk near and we have finally created a solution!" Another spotlight lit up right next to the toy illuminating a Blaze toy of the same size. "We are now introducing Blaze: The PlantKiller!" Kaoru laughed from the darkness. "No! We could not think of another name!"
"This toy is perfect for killing the plants that have grown into monsters! And by that I mean that it will set the plants on fire until they wither away! Do you still want the plants that your Cosmo toy offers you? No problem! This toy comes with two settings! The first is fire, which kills the already homicidal plants, the second is extreme heat. We found that the plants don't grow into carnivorous monsters if you place them under extreme heat. So the Cosmo toy grows it and the Blaze toy will stop the growth at a nice and friendly level of beauty! Of course, this toy has a very short temper! So if you make it angry it will do two things! The first is to set your entire garden on fire which may or may not burn your whole neighborhood down; this depends on how fast you can alert someone. The second is that it will completely ignore your request and let your Cosmo toy grow its plants to the out of controlness that it now features!"
The spot lights went off and the stage was completely dark again. "Now we are going to fast forward to three weeks ago when we present the Amy: I'm Glad She's Not My Ex-Girlfriend!" The lights went up on the Amy toy near the back of the stage. "We have gotten quite a few requests for a boy version of this toy. Apparently a lot of girls watch my show! Who knew! So today I am presenting Vector: Horrible Ex-Boyfriend!" The spotlight went on over a Vector toy dressed in baggy pants, a backwards cap, and a long cold chain.
"Scenario time! Let's say that you had this ex-boyfriend who broke up with you via text message. Or let's say one day he just stopped calling you. Let's say he's the guy that you were on-again, off-again with and now you are ready to be through with him, but suddenly he's a crazy stalker that follows you around school and even changes his schedule to get into all of your classes! Well, our Vector toy is about 600 times worse! He will break into your home and hide in your bedroom closet! He will watch you sleep and even crawl into bed with you! He will track you down in your place of work and go all 'roid rage on you! He'll throw lamps and computers! He'll break windows with bricks and even hold your family hostage. And let's not even mention how he is prone to stealing all of your jewelry and sells it to pawn shops! You think you have ex-boyfriend problems? Well he just proves you wrong! Suddenly the creepy way your ex-boyfriend compliments you in group assessments isn't really all that creepy!"
Kaoru kept talking without waiting for the spotlights to turn off. "Now," she laughed, "who remembers the very unpleasant episode that was hosted by Shadow about 8 weeks into the show? Oh come on...You all got a big laugh out of it...I know you remember. Well, of course, that week we were selling Sonic: In A Box!" The spotlight came on to Kaoru's left and lit up a Sonic in a box, laying in fetal position. "For reasons beyond my imagination, this toy was incredibly popular, and I shudder to think what new ways you people found to torture the poor Sonic. For other reasons beyond my imagination, there have been requests for more people in a box and I have made the two most popular!"
Two spotlights came on, one on either side of the Sonic: In a box! "We are now stocking the NICOLE: In A Box! and the Sally Acorn: In A Box!" Both of the new toys were screaming at the top of their lungs, wanting out of the boxes."
"I just want to live! Let me out of here!" NICOLE yelled.
"We have to get to Eggman's base! How are we supposed to save the Mobius from inside of a box! Everyone is in danger!" Hearing this, NICOLE started yelling about having to help Sally and they continued in their own little worlds that was their boxes.
"Leave them in their long enough and their minds might explode!" Kaoru laughed. "Anyway! Enough of that noise! Let's turn off the lights and have some stage hands rush on stage to shut them up!" The lights went off and Kaoru hurried on. "One more toy! Whoo!"
"Now, who remembers when Charmy hosted the show? Everyone remembers my Omochao toy!" A light came on and it showed a Vector toy, holding an Omochao. "Well, it turns out that there happens to be one thing that the Omochao doesn't know! Isn't that fabulous? We've gotten a lot of letters telling us that Omochao apparently doesn't know where the computer room is! So our toy Vector: Find the Computer Room! This is for all of my poor viewers who can't find their computer rooms! You just turn this toy on by saying the words 'WHERE'S MY COMPUTER ROOM!' and then he'll..."
"FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!" Vector yelled from behind her.
"Well, yes. He'll do that..."
"FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!"
"And to turn him off you..."
"FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!"
"Yes...you..."
"FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!"
"SHUT UP!"
"FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!"
"THAT'S YOUR JOB!"
"Alright!" Vector posed. "LET'S FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!" He dropped the Omochao, accidentally activating it and ran to Kaoru. The spotlight followed him.
"OMOCHAO KNOWS EVERYING!"
"FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!"
"IT'S TIME FOR ALL OF YOU TO SHUT UP!"
Vector pulled on Kaoru's arm. "FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!"
"OMOCHAO KNOWS EVERYTHING!"
"OKAY! THAT'S ALL WE HAVE..."
"FIND THE..."
"KNOWS EVERYTHING!"
"AH! BYE!"
A/N
I'd like to thank all of the people who gave me these ideas:
Kirbyisawesome: Blaze Toy to kill plants
Sonic Speed Blue Blur 23: Vector ex-boyfriend
Ultima: Nicole and Sally in a box
An Anonymous Reviewer: Vector finds the computer room
Thanks a lot everyone! I hope you have enjoyed my chapter! It's almost like I don't come up with anything myself these days. And I probably won't for a while because of the long list of toys I have, but that just makes things easier on me.
Please review and have a good night!
