When the show started, a wild laughter was coming from behind the closed curtains and Kaoru was trying to yell over the laughter.

"For the love of! Star! You can't play with the toy unless you bought it! Put the hammer down!" Suddenly, another fit of laughter was heart. "...Fired! Do you hear me? Put down the hammer or you are fired!"

"That's so not fair!"

"It is fair! We are supposed to be preparing for a show, but you are way too busy playing with the toy to work on the show! I'm going to tell your mother!"

"Oh no you aren't!"

"Do you wanna bet on it?"

"No!" Star came running from behind the curtains, but stopped short when she noticed all the cameras. "And just so you know! The show has started and now everyone knows how much of a jerk you are!" Star yelled before running out the stage door.

Kaoru pushed her way through the curtains and smiled, talking through her teeth. "Cream, you were supposed to tell me when the show started."

"I tried! You guys were being so loud! Besides! I didn't know you were going to threaten to fire her! What has been up with you lately?"

"Just a little stressed," Kaoru sighed. "Okay, everyone. We're going to do the show now, and you're all going to love it."

She pulled opened the curtains and revealed a large game with an even larger hammer sitting next to it.

"This, of course," she explained, "is the Hammer Time: Whack-A-Amy and you get to whack an Amy! The Whack-A-Amy toy is a kind of arcade game. There are four holes, where four Amys will pop out and you have to hit them with the Piko Piko Hammer before they hit you with two Mega Piko Piko Hammers, each! The game goes on until you get all the Amys a Sonic picture which are sold separate for 904,568 chocolate bars each!" Kaoru picked up the hammer and held it out in front of her. "As you can see, the hammer isn't attached to the game! That's because it is sold separately to! The hammers cost 7,842,290,425 cell phone minutes! I think that that is fairly reasonable, don't you?" She set the hammer back down and sat on top of the game. "It's a fairly cheap game if you buy it by itself. We wanted to keep the price as low as possible since we are selling so many things separate." Kaoru had crossed her legs and started examining her fingernails. She seemed really relaxed considering the fact she was talking about money. "We tossed around a few numbers, threw a lot of them out the window. It's a very delicate process. Anyway! The price is only 708 Mario Kart games. Or a few more, depending on the day."

Kaoru jumped off of the game and pulled her ears down to the side of her face and batted her eye lashed. "But Kaoru!" she said in a really high voice. "Can't I just use any ol' hammer and the game continue as normal!" She released her ears and smiled widely. "No worries! We already thought about that! You can only use our Piko Piko hammer because regular hammers won't harm them! That's right! I'm always on top of my game! And don't worry! The game starts once you open the box, so make sure you have the hammer ready!"


There was a little boy sitting in front of the game in what looked like his living room. He was on crying loudly as the four Amys in the game continued to hit him with their hammers. One was cackling loudly, two were in their fire of anger, and the last looked really bored, just hitting him out of habit as she yawned. "I only wanted to play!" the little boy wailed loudly. "I just...I wanted...I just want to play! It's not my fault that my parents never bought me the hammer!"

A random father was standing in front of the Hammer Time in the perfect hitting Amys stance. He was in the zone and hitting the Amys perfectly. By all accounts, he seemed to be winning the game. "I got it! I got it! I GOT IT!" he screamed every time he bonked an Amy on the head and sent her running back into her hole. The only problem with the scene was that the father was swinging the hammer around widely. He would make a nearby lamp or vase fall over and even caused the ceiling fan to fall to the ground. Around him, a bunch of kids were watching him play. Every single of them had broken teeth.

McDonald's guy wasn't sitting in McDonald's for the first time since he appeared on the show. He seemed to be sitting on a very worn and torn up couch. Next to the couch sat the game, but instead of Amys popping out of the holes on top of the game, hamburgers, chicken nuggets, and fries were flying through the air and landing on his lap. The last hole had a very large and long straw protruding from it leading to his mouth. He was smiling happily as he stuffed fries in his mouth. "Yup, that's right," he told the camera between bites. "I was able to convert the toy into my very own McDonald's. Wicked, eh?"


"That's absolutely all we have time for today so I'm going to rush all the closing stuff and what not. Warning! Play at your own risk! We are not responsible for any kind of damage whatsoever. We are going to pay for any kind of medical or dental bills so don't even try that mess with me! I'm sure there is a whole bunch of stuff I need to tell you but I can't think of it right now! Ummm! Stop, drop, and role! Obey your parents! Tip your waitresses! Stop doing the thing dreaded most by fanfiction writers! The "Fav and Run", stop at red lights, review all fanfiction, and turn off the lights as you leave the room! Bye everyone!"


A/N

I'd like to thank Pokic for giving me this idea and I hope everyone enjoyed this chapter.

DFTBA and please review and all that!