Since Eggman is so big, he'll stretch them out for you.
"Hi everyone! I'm Kaoru the Hare founder, toymaker, host, and owner of Kaoru's Toyland!" She walked over to the camera and peered into it, making it look as if she were making eye contact with the audience. "Sorry," she said. "Still looks like you are working off some of that extra Valentine's day weight. Well! If that's true, then I have the perfect product for you!"
She skipped back to the stage excitedly. "Our new product is out and about and it is called Eggman: Stretching Out Clothes! And don't worry, everyone! This product isn't just for working off the extra Valentine's day weight! Let's say that you just got back from America and have put on a lot of weight eating all the awful and unhealthy junk that preys on the weak over there. And let's be honest, you put on quite a lot of pounds. So, you're back in your home town and now all your little French Maid outfits just won't fit you anymore. What are you going to do? You get the Eggman: Stretching Out Clothes!"
Kaoru nodded at start to open the curtains which swung back to show an extra-large-around-the-middle Eggman doll. "As you can see, this is life-sized. We followed Eggman for days, guessing his measurements until we were able to get them just right. It's uncanny isn't it? It's almost impossible to tell them apart," she said, gesturing to the Eggman that was clearly at least twice as round as the original.
Behind her, Star was writhing on the ground, covering her eyes. "Kaoru?" she choked out.
"Hmmm?" the hare asked absentmindedly.
"Why is he naked!" she screamed, still covering her eyes.
"He's not naked!" Kaoru defended, running up to the Eggman. "Look!" she pointed at Eggman's general "area." "He's wearing a fig leaf! He's covered properly!"
"Why isn't the backside covered!"
"The backside isn't improper!"
"I beg to differ!"
"Look, okay. It doesn't matter. He's naked because you are going to be putting clothes on him to stretch them out. It would be a whole lot harder to put new clothes on him if he already has clothes on. And if I would've put clothes on him I would've forgot to put on the fig leaf and then you would've gotten a very sick surprise when you took off all of his clothes."
Star crawled to the front of the stage and hung her legs over the edge, putting her head between her knees. "I'll never be the same again," she groaned.
"HEY!" Kaoru yelled back. "I've been working with that for three months and I'm just fine!"
Star shook her head. "You're crazy."
"Anyway, as I'm sure you all can tell by the name this Eggman will stretch out your clothes so your fat American vacation body can fit into your tiny European outfits. Now, since apparently so many have a problem with this toy," she said, throwing a glare at the back of Star's head. "We're going to give you a very special offer. For the next month or so, these giant monsters will be sold for absolutely nothing at all! It's free! For the first time in Kaoru's Toyland history! Isn't that amazing? Let's here from our happy customers.
"Mom!" a very skinny young girl was covering her eyes. "Why would you buy me that naked monster? I don't need my clothes stretched out "
The mom shook her head. "It was free. And what are you talking about? You mean this isn't a toy that teaches you about the birds and the bees?"
"MOTHER!" the girl yelled horrified. Her face turned bright red and her mouth was open in embarrassment.
"Huh, I guess I should talk to you about that, too" the mother said, turning back to examine the Eggman."
The next mother daughter duo seemed to be in a heated argument.
"He's naked, mother! I can't just take him through airport security like that!"
"Yes you can! They'll have no reason to search him! He can't hide anything without any clothes on!"
"Mother! I don't even need him!"
"Yes you do! You're going to America for that bloody holiday with your boyfriend! You get the Eggman to stretch out your clothes so you don't have to buy new ones to fit your growing waist and your boyfriend won't notice that you're getting fatter! I want grandchildren, Allison!"
"You're impossible mother!"
The camera switched away, settling on Eggman jogging one the beach as he passed one of the toys.
"What the...?" he sputtered out, looking at his fatter twin. "How? What? KAORU!"
"Oh, look at the wrist! It's time for us to end the show! Just keep the clothes on Eggman for one hour and they will be nice and stretched out. Remember that you shouldn't climb on the Eggman! And don't stand too close to him unless it's necessary! He may tip over! Then you could get stuck underneath him and who knows how long it will take people to find you?"
"Kaoru?" Star said quietly. "I don't feel too good."
"If you're going to throw up, you shouldn't do it on camera! You'll never get a date if you puke on international television!"
"I'm not trying to get a da- Oh no." Star ran from the stage room.
"So, we have to go! We aren't responsible for bombs or anything that may include yellow water or something weird! Bye everyone! See you next week!"
A/N
Big thanks to Dyslexic-Carmie for this idea! I hope you all enjoyed this chapter! See you next weekend with a new toy!
Have a good day and please review!
DFTBA
