The camera zooms in to find a bright and happy chocolate brown hare standing in the middle of a park. Behind her, not much is going on, but every now and again you can see a jogger pass through the frame. If you listen carefully, you can hear the hare humming a theme song that should've been supplied by some sort of post-production but for one reason or another, there's silence. When the hare seems satisfied that the theme song is over, she jumps into action!

"Gooooooood evening, everybody and welcome to the Last. Ever. Episode. of Kaoru's Toyland! Yay! Whooooo!" she jumps up and down as she claps her hands, and slowly, the camera pans out to reveal the doll next to her. "This is the Ray The Flying Squirrel Doll!" she told the camera. "As you can see he's my height, and he's extra fluffy!" Kaoru made a big show of poking him in the cheeks to prove it. "As you can also see, he's handcuffed to me!" she said, lifting her arm to show their wrists to the camera. "But the good news is that this is not a feature of the toy. I repeat! It is not a feature of the toy. This is just something we like to do together.

From behind the camera, a loud groan was heard. "Can we- can we not make those kinds of jokes here?" a male's voice asked her. "It's been eight years, and we don't need to leave this kind of impression. I mean, we just need to-"

"I'm sorry Mr. Disembodied Voice," Kaoru said, and from behind the camera and exasperated oh for the love of- could be heard. "But this is my show, so I make the rules! We will be making those kinds of jokes here today!" The grin on Kaoru's face only grew bigger, but she continued on. "Also today, I will be demonstrating this doll's most prominent feature! His Forget-me-Noggles!"

With her free hand, Kaoru reached up and plucked at the goggles resting on top of the Ray doll's head. "Have you gotten into some sort of trouble and need to get out of it? Then have no fear! All you have to do is pull your friend's goggles down over his face," she demonstrated by having Ray pull his goggles over his eyes, "and voila! Suddenly your victi- I mean, friends, have forgotten all of your sins!"

Kaoru nodded, and Ray slid his goggles back up to the top of his head! "There's also a reverse function!" she announced. "If you tug on Ray's scarf," she demonstrated, "you can activate the Forget-Me-Not feature which guarantees that your friends will never forget to invite you to their parties. Right, Mr. Disembodied Voice?" Kaoru asked sweetly.

"That's right, Kaoru!"

"Excellent," she tugged on the scarf to switch the settings, and then looked very seriously into the camera. "Now, friends," Kaoru continued on. "As you know, every Kaoru's Toyland product comes with a list of disclaimers that you should one hundred percent read and not neglect to look over, because it's impossible to sue us." At this, she held her smile for an uncomfortably long period of time. Then, as if nothing happened, she perked up. "But for your convenience, we'll list of the possible side effects here today!"

She lifted one finger in the air. "One. Kaoru's Toyland is not responsible for you forgetting that your Ray doll exists and leaving him in the back corner of your house for an extended period of time. Two," Kaoru lifted another finger. "We at Kaoru's Toyland are not responsible if you forget your kids, your parents, or any of your extended family and friends. Please use this toy responsibly. And Three," another finger went up, "We are not responsible when you get bombarded with party invitations every day from people you have never met. Even if your house gets completely buried under a pile of postcards and then set on fire."

After a beat, Kaoru clapped her hands together and winced. "Aaaand, that's about all we have time for today. Let's see if we can find one happy customer. Excuse me, sir!" A passing jogger glances Kaoru's way and then approaches the "set".

"Yes?" he bounces on alternating feet in order to keep moving.

"What do you think of my doll?" Kaoru asks him.

A look of confusion comes over the man's face, and he glances at the flying squirrel doll, seemingly unsure of why he's being asked such a random question. "I mean, he's fine." When he looks back at Kaoru, however, the man stops bouncing and suddenly his face seems to go slack. "Sorry. I have to go. I think I left the oven on." And the man turned and walked away.

"As you can see," Kaoru said once she looked back at the camera, "every person can be a satisfied customer! All you have to do is contact Kaoru's Toyland and then even you can have this Ray the Flying Squirrel Forget-Me-Noggles for the low, low price of just three full gallons of gasoline."

She lifted her free hand into a wave. "And that's it for us, folks. Thank you so much for tuning in to this, the Last. Ever. Episode. of Kaoru's Toyland. We thank you, we accept only this one currency, and we hope you have a good night.

Kaoru bowed to the camera and then if fades to black.