URGH! I REALLY need to start writing these on Word First!
Btw this is set in the first Episode of Season 3 for Kipo. I added Wolf into it, just because.
Also I don't own Kipo or the MCU.
Chapter Two
Tony looked, aghast, as they sped past ruined buildings and rubble.
Was this to be?
Clint glanced to the Six-armed monkey running next to them.
"Hey, uh, who's that?"
"Oh, that's Song. Kipo's mother."
Clint decided not to question it.
They came across an enormous forest. Everyone climbed off, before Kipo shrank down.
"We didn't find Emelia, but we did find something better!" She grinned.
"Thanks. Now take us to the hideout." Smiled Steve.
They walked through the forest, to see a bunch of Humaoid Cats dressed as Lumberjacks carving through the trees.
"Axes up, Timbercats!" Cried a Female Timbercat with a braid "The Mega Jaguar is back from Yonder, and with friends!"
They put their axes up, startling the humans. "Woah! Uh, thanks!" Kipo chuckled. "It's how they say hi." She whispered to the Avengers. "I don't think I'll ever get used to it."
"I know the feeling." Remarked Cap, thinking to when he'd discovered he'd been frozen for over 70 years."
A blue six-legged pig came up. "Hey, Mandu!" Kipo laughed, as she petted it. "Hey Benson! Hey Dave!" She said, as they came up. "Meet the Avengers! A group of Heroes from the past!"
"Seriously?" Benson gasped.
"Ah, nice! People from the past, yo!" Cried Dave.
"Did you find anything?" Wolf asked Benson.
"We've checked every village, field, building, house, alley, cave, scary dark hole, welcoming dark hole-"
"So, no humans?" Asked Wolf.
"I found this sweet bag!" Said Benson.
Steve and Natasha shared a baffled look. This teen seemed more interested in finding a cool bag than a bunch of people from the past."
"It's like Emelia turned invisible!" Cried Dave, before gasping. "She could be anywhere! Sneaking around with the Cure! She could be here right now!" He waved his arms around. "Get away from me, you science monster!"
Manda bit his arm.
"Ow! Ow! Ow!" He groaned. "Stop Chewin' on me."
Lio came up. "Okay, Kipo. I've made enough dumplings to feed a small army- oh." He noticed the Avengers. "Who're you?"
"Okay, I'll just quickly fill you in." Said Kipo, taking a deep breath.
...
Zane and Greta walked into Emelia's lab.
"Hey, Doctor. We have news. Some weird people who say they're from the year 2015 have shown up, and allied with Kipo." Said Zane.
Emelia accidentally knocked her test tubes over. "What!?"
"Yeah, ridiculous, isn't it?" Grinned Greta.
"Shut up, Greta, and get back out there! Find out more!" Yelled Emelia.
The pair hurried out. Emelia got back to her research.
She would make the cure, no matter what.
...
"-So, that's what's going on." Kipo Finished, breathlessly.
Lio blinked. "Well, I can honestly say this is the second strangest thing that ever happened to me." He remarked.
"Well, if what we've heard about Doctor Emelia is true, we'll help any way we can" Said Thor, twirling his Hammer.
"Ah! New HMUFA Members!" Squealed Kipo.
"What's HMUFA?" Asked Yumyan, who was passing by.
"Remember? The Human Mute Ultimate Friendship Alliance?" Asked Benson.
"Oh, right. I thought we agreed that Idea was crazy." He inquired, bluntly.
"No, you said 'This is crazy, we all agree'. Then you walked out." Said Wolf, bluntly.
"And then, we scheduled our first HMUFA meeting! It's tonight." Said Kipo.
"Ooh, yeah, Kipo. Tonight's our weekly Yarn Watching. We swing a ball back and forth and watch as it slowly unravels into an irresistible pile on the ground." He let out a chuckle. "I never miss it." He made to walk off, but Cap stopped him.
"Is your yarn watching more important thatn stopping Emelia?" He asked, sternly.
Yumyan thought a bit. "Yes." He walked off.
"Well, I better go check on those dumplings. Hasta la Pasta." Said Lio, walking off.
"Hey, Kipo, is HMUFA mandatory?" Asked Dave, as Mandu chewed at his arms. "Because something's come up for me. It's the Yarn thing. "Ow! Mandu, again? Quit it!"
"You sure you got smart enough people?" Natasha asked Kipo and Wolf.
"I'm not sure." Wolf Admitted.
Jamack and the TheOtters came up, covered in mud, their clothes torn.
"Hey, did you get the tons of recruits?" Asked Kipo. "Did they fall behind?"
Jamack let out a juddering sigh.
"Also, what happened to you?" Kipo asked.
Jamack was about to answer, but Puck interrupted. "There we were, moments from being gobbled up by those sinister, slithering serpents, when we were rudely heckled by HummingBombers!"
Cap and Natasha shared looks. This Otter Mute was amusing.
"I'm sorry, Heckled? They dropped a Nectar Bomb on us and Kidnapped Camille!" Jamack yelled. "Actually, that was good timing." He added.
"Wait, back up! The HummingBombers kidnapped Camille? Why- why would they do that?" Asked Kipo.
"It's just the way things are. Mutes hate mutes from Rival groups. Always have." Jamack explained. "Only things they hate more is our play."
"Philistines." Grumbled Puck.
"Oh, Kipo. Some thoughts on our next performance. There's not gonna be a next performance!" Remarked Jamack. "Ooh, an unravelling!" He and the TheaOtters wandered off, Puck remarking "Ah! High Drama in it's purest form! Let us Partake."
"Who are the HummingBombers?" Asked Clint.
"Bunch of WW2-Style mutes." Explained Wolf.
"So, if this meeting isn't happening, I have a date with Troy." Said Benson.
"You make back-up plans?" Asked Kipo.
"No! I just promised Troy I'd watch his Close-up magic if the meeting maybe didn't happen!" Benson replied quickly.
"Well, I didn't make any plans." Said Wolf.
"Thank you, Wolf." Said Kipo. "Now, if we can just convince the HummingBombers that Dr. Emelia is a threat, they'll stop picking fights with the snakes"
Benson was about to complain about his date night plans getting dashed, when Steve spoke first.
"You sure you can get them to get along?" He asked. "I mean, from the sounds of it, they've been at odds for centuries."
"Yes! Now, Let's go find the HummingBombers!" Kipo grinned.
"I think it's best if the Avengers stay here." Said Wolf.
"Good point. We'll be back soon!" Said Kipo, turning into a Mega Jaguar, as Wolf and Benson (dragging Dave) got on. She sped off into the trees.
...
The Avengers settled in at various times.
Thor and Tony settled in almost immediately, because Tony told them funny jokes and Thor was so much like them.
Clint impressed them quickly with his skill in Archery, and Cap in his skill with the Shield.
Bruce and Natasha just stayed back for a while, until two kids around Kipo's age came up. Both were brown skin and hair. One was a girl with a bun on the top of her head, and the other was non-binary, with short curled hair.
"Hey, is it true you guys are from the past!?" The girl asked. "I'm Dahlia, this is Asher. We're some of Kipo's friends."
"Nice to meet you." Said Bruce, with a friendly smile. "And yes, it is true."
"Wow! Awesome! What's the past like!?"
"Well, there was less plant life in the buildings." Said Nat.
"Wow!" Cried Asher.
Dahlia smiled. "What else?"
"Well, you didn't risk dying just by walking into the city..."
"Shock!"
Tony came over. "Hey, kids. Wanna see my armour in action?"
"Do we!?" The pair cried. Nat and Bruce rolled their eyes.
Tony put on his armour, and flew around some tress for a minute, before landing back down. The gust of wind from the landing made a Photo fall out of Asher's pocket.
Tony grabbed it before anyone else could. On it was her and Kipo in burrow uniforms.
"Hey, does someone have a crush?" Asked Tony, smirking.
Asher blushed. "I... Uh... um..."
Tony grinned. "Kid, how about I give you some tips on wooing a lady." He and Asher walked off, the non-binary teen taking in his every word.
Dahlia looked at Nat and Bruce. "is he always like that?"
"Yes." They said together.
In the distance, they could hear Thor yell "ANOTHER!" while smashing a wooden mug.
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Hiya! I decided to involve some Kipasher. See, I just learned it's confirmed by Radford Sechrist, but there is no build-up. I ship it anyway, so I decided to give it some build-up!
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