I never thought this to be possible but it did.
"Yo, Issei! Wanna follow us peek the Kendo Club?" A bald guy who is one of the...now Perverted Duo called out.
"No." I refused and slump onto the table, "I want to sleep, and then I'll pick you guys up after."
"Boring as always." Now a four-eyed guy came into the scene, his glasses glistening in this motion I thought were not possible had it not been the fact that I'm in this world. "The Kendo Club has girls whose body proportions are heavenly compared to your average high school girls in your average high school."
"I don't care, just go." I sighed, closing my eyes. "You guys would still go even if I rold you not to."
"Damn right!" They both yelled as they nose flared before they bolted out of the classroom for their indecent acts.
"Idiots." I sighed yet again, "Why can't these guys hold back their libido?"
[Partner, I am also wondering about that.] A voice resounded in my head, [I am also wondering why you still have them as your only companions.]
I opened my eyes and lazily relax my head on my palm, "Eh, no matter what I do, I can't avoid them."
[Why?] He asked.
"Plot convenience, I guess." I shrugged.
[What?]
"Nothing." I took a sharp inhale and breathe it all out to calm myself. "Anyway, that's all there is to it. In a way, I can't leave them alone?" I slump onto the table once again, closing my eyes. "Alright, I've already run out of my social energy, so please let me sleep."
[You lazy bastard, you and your constant avoidance of my questions.] He growled before sighing again, [Of all the Red Dragon Emperors, you are definitely the most problematic.]
"Trust me, if it was the original Issei, he would beat me by huge miles." I muttered lastly before drifting to sleep, ignoring all of Ddraig's questions.
Yes, I have, for some incredibly unknown reasons, somehow reincarnated as Hyoudou Issei. The protagonist of a well-known ecchi harem action series Highschool DxD. As a man of culture who enjoys literatures and entertainment of invaluable prices like light novels, mangas and animes, this was too ridiculous for even isekai enthusiasts to accept.
Was it a dream come true?
Well, that is up for interpretation.
But for someone like me...
It's...far more complicated.
