Karma's Gonna Come Collect Your Debt
Marinette sighed as she looked out into the Paris skyline. It was a calm and peaceful night, and the blue haired girl was sitting on her balcony with a blanket, her phone and sketchbook in hand, and her little kwami friend was resting comfortably on her shoulder.
She pulled up her playlist of songs and picked one at random. "Hmm... Wolf In Sheep's Clothing," She mused to herself with a small giggle and a roll of her eyes. "Hay princess, what are you doing?" Marinette, startled, and Tikki still on her perch, frozen to the spot, as Chat Noir came to sit on the railing.
"Nothing much, kitty. Just drawing and listening to music," Was her simple reply, as she finished her drawing of Tikki. "Fan of Ladybugs kwami I see." Marinette yelped and almost dropped her sketchbook.
"Beware, beware, be skeptical, of their smiles, their smiles of plated gold. Deceit so natural, but a wolf in sheep's clothing is more than a warning." Marinette sighed and scowled up at the sky. "You know, Chat. This song fits one of my classmates perfectly, Lila, the lier. Or Lila the lying bitch!" She said darkly, spitting out Lila's name as if it were poison.
"Baa baa, black sheep, have you any soul? No sir, by the way, what the hell are morals? Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jill's a little whore, and her alibis are dirty tricks. So could you... Tell me how you're sleeping easy. How you're only thinking of yourself? Show me how you justify, telling all your lies like second nature. Listen, mark my words, one day (one day) You will pay, you will pay, Karma's gonna come collect your debt."
Chat Noir blinked and stared at Marinette with wide eyes. "Well princess, that's not very nice words for a lady to be saying," He said, and Marinette just snorted and rolled her eyes at him. "Well Lila is a lying bitch," She huffed, and Chat put a finger of her mouth.
"Aware, aware, you stalk your prey. With criminal mentality. You sink your teeth into the people you depend on, infecting everyone, you're quite the problem. Fee-fi-fo-fum, you better run and hide. I smell the blood of a petty little coward, Jack be lethal, Jack be slick, Jill will leave you lonely, dying in a filthy ditch. So could you... Tell me how you're sleeping easy. How you're only thinking of yourself? Show me how you justify, telling all your lies like second nature. Listen, mark my words, one day, you will pay, you will pay. "Karma's gonna come collect your debt." Chat Noir just sighed and shook his head at the bluenett.
"Maybe you'll change: Abandon all your wicked ways, make amends and start anew again, maybe you'll see, all the wrongs you did to me. And start all over, start all over again. Who am I kidding? Now, let's not get overzealous here. You've always been a huge piece of shit. If I could kill you, I would, but it's frowned upon in all fifty states. Having said that, burn in hell, yeah. Oh, oh, oh. So tell me how you're sleeping easy, how you're only thinking of yourself? Show me how you justify, telling all your lies like second nature, listen, mark my words, one day, you will pay, you will pay, Karma's gonna come collect your debt. Karma's gonna come collect your debt. Karma's gonna come collect your debt." Marinette just sighed and stared at Chat Noir with a puzzled look on her face. "That was just a song you know, it's not like I saying that Lila is a bitch to her stuck up little face!" She said with a huff and a hmph sound. Chat just sighed and shook his head in fond amusement at his princess's childish behavior.
