A/N: It's been some time, hasn't it? I apologize for the extended absence since college has been a real pain. Plus, I unserstand a lot of you have been patiently waiting to see how I would end "Viral Sensation" (I still can't get over how many people really like that story XP). I honestly cannot be any more happier to have the amount of support I've gotten so, from the bottom of my heart, thank you!

Another idea I had in my head was rewriting the bad Loud House epsiodes (yes, including "No Such Luck" and "Brawl in the Family). But, instead of telling a much bigger and emotionally-driven story, I was planning on just keeping it in a way that is possible to be done in the actual show. If you want my recommendations for really good re-writes, take a look at the following:

Luck Yourself, or What - The 21st Century Pendragon: This story is an aftermath of "No Such Luck", but it features Lincoln, with the help of Luna, Leni, and Lily, regaining the trust of his family during a trip to the mall.

Sycophant - DiscordantHarmony426: This story is a longer one, complete with pop trivia references, which features Lincoln working with Lana, to try and convince the family that he is not bad luck. This one also paints Lynn in a very sadistic manner.

What is a Person Worth? - That Engineer: The infamous, emotionally-driven story that features the Louds letting their sill superstitions get the better of them to the point of exiling Lincoln.

Syngenesophobia - That Engineer: The aftermath to "Brawl in the Family", but with a very serious premise of Lincoln having a complete phobia of his sisters following a severe beatdown.

But to celebrate my return on this site, I would like to present with all of you with SSENMODNAR 3: Loud House Edition! Another series of random skits featuring your favorite Loud House characters! See ya!


1216 Franklin Avenue was the spot that was home to the Loud family: two parents, one boy, ten girls, four normal house pets, and a bunch of other animals that would make people think this place was a zoo! However, it was in the backyard that a little pageant queen made her presence known with a giant pink hot air balloon.

"All right, Lola," Lisa said as she adjusted her glasses. "Your hot air balloon is ready for liftoff."

"Perfect! Thanks, Lis!" Lola said as she hopped in the basket.

"Remember, Lols," Lana began. "If you end up in trouble, call us, okay?" she said as she held her sister's hands.

The rest of the siblings that were there as well nodded their heads in agreement.

"Relax, Lana. I'll be fine," Lola said reassuringly as she let go of Lana's hands and started removing the sand bags that were keeping the balloon in place, placing them all inside of the basket, causing the balloon to gradually lift off the ground. After removing the last one, the balloon was already as high as the house's roof. She waved goodbye to her siblings with her handkerchief and let herself be at the mercy of the breeze.

"Look out for birds and airplanes! They're dangerous in the sky!" Lisa shouted.

"Go, Wowa, go!" Lily exclaimed.

"Good luck, Lola!" Lincoln called out.

"Go give that twerp a piece of your mind!" Lori cheered.

"You got this, dude!" Luna yelled.

"Be sure to give whoever that is a black eye for me!" Lynn howled.

"Be careful Lola!" Leni warned.

"Take them down, Lols!" Lana added.

"Let them know that you're the Loud with the altitude problem! HAHAHA! Get it?" Luan jeered.

The rest of the siblings averted their gazes towards Lucy, who was the only one who didn't say anything.

"I'm cheering, but on the inside," she said in her typical deadpan manner.

Lori rolled their eyes before turning towards Lisa. "So, you said that you had a GPS installed in her balloon?"

"Affirmative. With this, we could easily track down Lola's location from anywhere in the city. If she stops at a certain area or is in trouble, we would be informed of it immediately. I trust everyone here has their cell phones fully charged with the ringtones turned on and at maximum volume?"

The other Louds pulled out their smartphones and waved them in the air for Lisa to see.

"Got 'em right here, dude," Luna stated.

"Excellent."

Lisa then turned on the hot air balloon's GPS system with her control panel which showed a red dot representing Lola's location and a greened-out map of the city's roads and buildings, akin to that of a car's.


Back in the hot air balloon, Lola was looking around with a set of binoculars over the skies of Royal Woods.

"I would love to see the city from this high in the skies, but I've got a mission to accomplish," she mused to herself.

She then noticed the readers. "Oh! Didn't see you there! I know what you're thinking, 'Why am I, Lola Loud, in a hot air balloon?' It's simple. My new pageant trophy was stolen from right under my nose! It all happened yesterday..."

-FLASHBACK-

Lola was seen in the backyard with a bottle of surface cleaner and a cleaning cloth.

Lola: "I was wiping down my new "Miss Prim and Perfect" trophy in the backyard. I like to admire it in the sunlight, especially when the sun reflects off the top."

She then noticed that her rag was getting slightly dirty.

"Oh no! I can't have my trophy suffer even the SLIGHTEST bit of dirt, especially after all the trouble I went through preparing it! But it was all worth it seeing the look on Sweetwater's face! Heh heh heh..."

Lola: "After I went to go rinse my cloth, my trophy went missing!"

Lola walked back with her newly rinsed cloth, but soon dropped it and her mouth went agape.

"Hey Lola, we were wondering if you were going to use the backya-" Lincoln called out, Clyde, Stella, Liam, Zach, and Rusty in tow, with badminton rackets before he stopped mid-sentence, recognizing the look in Lola's face shift into one of pure rage. "Uhhh... on second thought, maybe we should just go to the park, yeah..."

As Lincoln and his friends took their leave in an abrupt manner, Lola let out a scream so loud that it even traveled to Great Lakes City.

Ronnie Anne Santiago and Sid Chang were about to take bites of their respective hot dogs at the park before the former cupped her head with a bewildered expression on her face.

"Ronnie Anne? What's wrong?" Sid asked, concerned.

"I... I don't know..." Ronnie Anne said confused. "I just felt... a disturbance."

Lola: "Not even Lisa's security system was able to detect who did it! All it saw was a black blur."

"Apologies, Lola," Lisa said as she tried to go frame-by-frame to see if she could get anything to distinguish the culprit's features, but she couldn't.

Lola could only clench her hands in anger, vowing revenge on whoever was responsible.

-END FLASHBACK-

"So yeah," Lola continued to the readers. "I asked Lisa if she could give me something to use to help me find who did it, and this was what she came up with. Hmmm..." she trailed off as she looked through her binoculars.

"Say..." the pageant diva began as she took off her binoculars. "Why don't you take a look with me and see if you can find someone who looks suspicious. Don't be scared! Give my binoculars a try!" She said as she gives the binoculars to the readers as the screen goes black when the readers view through them.

(A/N: Here we go...)

On-screen:

Luna: "Alright, Louds! Let me hear you ROCK!"

Leni: "It's a miracle!"

(The title appears.)

SSENMODNAR 3: Loud House Edition

(A/N: Static will play the role as the transition between clips.)

-STATIC-

Chloe and Emma were at the Royal Woods Public Library.

"I'm gonna do an Internet!" Emma exclaimed as she pressed a key on the keyboard causing her body to levitate and flail in the sky as she got engulfed by rainbows and really hyper music. "WHOAAAAAA!"

"Well, I'm gonna do a book!" Chloe retaliated as she tapped a page on her book, but expectedly, nothing happened. "Aw..." she moaned.

-STATIC-

At Lynn's Table, Lynn Sr. was serving a pie to the McBride family.

"And for the McBride family, my signature Casa Loud Pie!" he proudly said as he sat it on the table.

"Oooh!" Clyde eagerly said. "Lincoln's been telling me about this pie! He says that you never know what's inside!"

"A pie whose flavor is a mystery? Sounds like fun!" Howard replied, delighted.

"Intriguing!" Harold added as he took a piece out of it and took a bite. "Mmm. This is really good, Lynn! What flavor is this, if you don't mind me asking?"

"Pie flavor," Lynn Sr. responded in a very deep and serious voice.

"Wh-what?" Harold questioned as he and the rest of the McBrides saw a miniature pie emerge from the inside levitate towards the sky as a loud guitar riff plays from seemingly nowhere.

-STATIC-

Haiku was taking a nap in her dimly-lit room. Suddenly her phone chimed, indicating that she had gotten a notification. Unfortunately, her brightness was at maximum, causing her to be blinded by the brilliant light directly contacting her eye.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" she yelped.

-STATIC-

At the Royal Woods Mall, Fiona and Miguel were checking out the newest arrivals in the clothing department. As the former was viewing the cabinets, the latter only cringed at what he saw in front of him.

"A scarf basket?!" Miguel said, appalled. "Who in the world needs a scarf basket at this time of year? It's the middle of June!"

"Hey, Miguel!" Fiona called out. "You gotta check this out! It's a complete closet organizing system merged into a single piece of furniture! It would make keeping your clothes sorted out a lot less of a hassle!"

Miguel only scoffed. "Well, yeah, this is neat and all, but where am I gonna keep my scarves?"

Fiona checked out the piece of furniture before finding a small cubby that contained two scarf baskets.

"Look, scarf baskets!" she said as she pulled one out and showed it to him.

"Oh, what a relief!" Miguel responded gleefully. "This would definitely make organizing my winter gear a lot easier."

Ms. Carmichael, who overheard this conversation, only shook her head at Miguel's contradictory shift in mentality as she sipped some of her smoothie.

-STATIC-

A knock at a door was heard and Maggie's mother answered it, only to see her daughter alongside Officer Schoffner.

"Ma'am, I'm afraid I caught your daughter doing... HOMEWORK."

Maggie's mother crumpled onto her knees as she clutched her head. "Where did I go wrong?!"

-STATIC-

"Come on, come on, move it!" Principal Huggins angrily said as he honked his golf cart's horn with irritation. He was stuck in a traffic jam. Suddenly, something caught his attention: a red pick-up truck, but more specifically, the license plate, which read: "S. Claus."

"What...?" was the only word that escaped the principal's mouth before the stoplight turned green, allowing him to get a better look at who was driving.

"What?!" he said again in disbelief before he saw who was driving. It was a large old man with glasses and a large white beard and he was wearing a red sweater. "It's him! It really is him!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Principal Huggins screamed as he held a paper up that said the words "I BELIEVE!" on it, hoping to get the guy's attention.

-STATIC-

Chandler got back his test from Mr. Bolhofner and stared at it with wide eyes.

"Wow. I don't know how I got a grade this high!" the redhead said in disbelief.

"I know how," Mr. Bolhofner replied in a grouchy tone. "FAIRY GOD PARENTS!" he yelled as he struck different wild poses at each word.

"Umm, or maybe because I studied...?" Chandler said, creeped out by his teacher's behavior.

"Or... yeah... maybe that too..." the teacher responded as he was catching his breath.

-STATIC-

Becky, Joey, and Chaz had just gotten their latest Ace Savvy comics from the comic book store. However, as they exited, Becky and Chaz noted that their car was empty, prompting whoever yelled "Shotgun!" first gets the passenger seat.

"Shotgun!" Joey yelled out, causing Becky and Chaz to groan as they turned to face their friend, only to jump back, startled.

"Whoa, hey! Easy there, Joey!" Chaz said as he put his hands up.

"Y-yeah... you, uh, may want to put that down...!" Becky added as she too put her hands up.

"No, I found this shotgun in the middle of the sidewalk!" Joey said as he showed the weapon to them. "Also, I want the first seat!" he added as he cocked the gun, the clacking echoing.

-STATIC-

"Look, I mean, when you have parents that are constantly telling you about their surreal findings and theories on the universe, its difficult to even listen to the teacher without thinking about them," Zach sighed as he was walking in an empty parking lot with Stella. "I just need a sign to point me in the right direction of whether or not I should explore more of these theories."

"So... like this?" Stella said as she pointed to a STOP sign.

"Ehh... no... I need something more."

"Oh..." Stella began. "So, like this?" she repeated as she pointed to the STOP sign again, except she was pointing to another STOP sign placed on top of the first one.

Zach sighed in frustration. "Fine!" he said as he stormed off, bewildering Stella.

-STATIC-

At the Royal Woods Elementary School, Darcy, Meli, and Winston were playing in the school's sandbox.

"I think that's a really cute sand castle! But I think mine's better," Darcy unintentionally gloated in front of Meli and Winston with their small sand castle.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Winston retorted.

"You don't think we're not good enough?" Meli added in her typical worried voice.

"No," Darcy responded. "But I think you guys just need to put in some effort into it."

All Meli and Winston could do was let their jaws hit the floor of the sand box as they took in a sight their young minds had trouble processing: Darcy had built a sand recreation of the Taj Mahal.

-STATIC-

"Oh boy, what's for lunch, Myrtle?" Pop-Pop said as he held up a spoon and fork.

Myrtle donned a pair of sunglasses and pulled out a mini-gun, clacking it the process.

"My favorite!" Pop-Pop said as Myrtle shot edible pellets from the gun, all of which Albert gobbled up.

"OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!"

-STATIC-

"High-Five!" Polly Pain said as she raised her hand up for Rusty to high-five it.

"HUNDRED." she said in a demonic voice.

"NOOOOO!" Rusty yelled as his and Polly's hands kept high-fiving each other.

-STATIC-

"Heh heh heh..." a young girly voice began. "At long last, it's finally mine!"

In the middle of an empty street corner, a figure that was wearing a black trench coat, sunglasses, and mask to cover her identity removed her disguise to reveal her brunette hair, pink bow, and aquamarine poofy dress. After stowing away her disguise in the trunk of her Princess car, she took out a potato sack and removed its contents:

A pageant trophy.

From Lola's perspective, she recognized it clear as day as none other than her stolen trophy. But she could only glare daggers at the culprit.

"Sweetwater...!" Lola grumbled between her clenched teeth, her eyebrows furrowed in rage. "I should have known she was resort to a dirty trick like this! She is going DOWN!"

The pageant queen put away her binoculars and began tossing the sandbags out from the balloon to make her descent. Unfortunately, the wind had other plans, causing the balloon to rock back and forth.

"Uh oh..." Lola began as she suddenly clasped her hands over her mouth. "I think I'm gonna be sick...!"

The six-year old felt the vomit slowly rise from her stomach and enter her throat, but she was able to fight back and swallow it down as her mind noticed another problem: since she was at the mercy of the wind, she would miss Lindsey's location and her pageant trophy would be ruined too!

As Lola clutched her head as all these thoughts overwhelmed her, she noticed something strange flying towards the balloon.

A levitating mini pie.

She watched in disbelief as the pie penetrated the balloon from the bottom to the top, popping it in the process. Lola could only look at the readers with a worried look on her face before screaming her lungs out as the balloon started flying in circles as it made its fall towards the ground.

Back at the Loud House, the GPS was going haywire as the dot that indicated Lola's location now made it look like she was doing figure-8s.

"Uh, Lisa? What's going on?!" Lincoln asked.

"It seems as though Lola could be in potential danger, fellow sibling units," Lisa explained, worry evident in her voice. "We'd best get to her location immediately. Its either the wind current must be strong over there or her balloon may have popped and she could be in serious trouble."

"Lola's not picking up her phone either!" Leni chimed in, scared.

"Quick, guys!" Lori exclaimed. "Get inside Vanzilla! We're heading downtown!"

As the Louds piled in the van, Lori instantly pulled out from the driveway and floored the gas pedal so hard that Vanzilla was hitting comedically high speeds as it barreled down the street.

"Hang on, Lola! We're coming for you!" Lana shouted.

Back with Lola, the balloon had finally landed and she slowly emerged from the basket, her hair and makeup completely messed up from the adrenaline rush. Upon checking her mirror, Lola was horrified at what monster she had become. Not wanting to be seen by strangers like this and have her reputation ruined too, she quickly pulled up her makeup kit and engulfed herself in a cloud of pink smoke. As it settled, Lola was back to looking like her normal self.

"Ahhh, much better," Lola said to herself in the mirror, satisfied with the results. She then picked up her phone that had fallen from her pocket in the basket and found out she had missed phone calls from each of her siblings, Lincoln, Lori, Luna, Leni, and Lana especially.

Not wanting to let her siblings worry about her safety, she sent a text to her twin, saying that she was okay and had a clear indication of her thief.

"Now, where's Lindsay...?!" she said as she stowed her phone away, ready to stop her rival. She then turned around, only to see Lindsay with a knife ready to scratch out Lola's name engraved on the plaque.

"Well, well, if it isn't Lola Loud..." Lindsay said in a very arrogant tone as she put the hand that was holding the knife on her waist.

"You've got some nerve stealing my trophy..." Lola responded as she approached her.

"I think you mean, 'MY trophy'!" Lindsay responded. "I had trained for countless weeks ready to have this trophy in my possession, and I lost it all because of a single mistake I made in my act for the talent portion!"

"That's all your fault, Sweetwater," Lola said in a serious voice. "If anything, this goes to show how SORE of a loser you truly are! I've also worked hard on practicing my routine and I won that trophy fair and square!" She then extended her arms out. "Lindsay, don't make this harder than it has to be. Please, just hand me back the trophy and we can forget all this has ever happened. Besides, there's always next year."

"'Next year'?" Lindsay replied, her voice getting slightly enraged, taking Lola aback. "'NEXT YEAR'?! That's impossible when going against you! No matter how hard I train, how hard I push myself, I never even come CLOSE to beating you! And now, you're telling me that I have a shot next year?!"

Lola sighed. "Yes, I mean it. With enough hard work and effort, I am more than confident you'll win."

"Oh, alright, I'll give it back to you," Lindsay began as she extended her arms out...

...only for her to turn 180 degrees and hop in her princess car, putting the trophy in her passenger seat.

"... but you'll have to catch me first!" she called out as she accelerated down the street.

"Wait, stop!" Lola yelled, but to no avail. She then felt her phone vibrate in her dress pocket. "Hello?"

"Lola!" Lana's voice rang out. "We got your text. Is everything really okay over there?"

"Yeah, everything's fine... but Lindsay Sweetwater has my trophy! She booked it in her car down the street."

"Should we call the police?" Leni asked.

"No, they wouldn't believe us..."

"Makes sense," Lisa said, adjusting her glasses. "Besides, this doesn't sound like something law enforcement would be able to apprehend an individual like Lindsay and charge her for, given her age."

"We need a new plan," Lucy said.

"We're heading to your area now, dude," Luna added.

"You want us to pick you up?" Luan questioned.

"We could track her down together," Lincoln suggested.

"And show her what happens when you mess with the wrong family!" Lynn chimed in, pounding her left fist into her right palm.

"Poo-poo!" Lily cheered.

Lola only sighed. "No, I don't think that would be a good idea. Lindsay's fast and also very sneaky, and I think they may be all the hatred she has after all those times I've beaten her."

That was when a lightbulb appeared above Lola's head, indicating she's got an idea. Then the lightbulb fizzled out, causing her to look at it with annoyance before flicking it, resetting it back at it being turned on.

"I have an idea," Lola said as she began chasing after her. "I need you guys to be my extra set of eyes and ears. Keep an eye out for an aquamarine princess car. Once you find it, call me immediately."

"Wait, what?" Lori said as she turned a corner.

"Just listen to me," Lola said between her breaths. "I need you to cut her off. If she's cornered, we can get the trophy back from her instantly."

"Oooh!" Lynn said, intrigued. "Wail on one person with multiple people? Sounds like fun!"

"Be careful, Lola," Lincoln said.

"We've got your back, sis!" Lana added.

"Thanks, guys. Talk to you soon!" Lola said as she hung up. The moment she did, she held her knees in exhaustion.

"Next time... I run... don't wear heels..." she panted as she looked up, now seeing Lindsay has made it towards the end of the block.

"Hey, sweetie," a voice called out to Lola.

"Huh? Oh, hey Gran-Gran and Pop-Pop!" Lola said as she hugged her grandparents. She then saw that Myrtle had a mini gun on her. "Uhh... Gran-Gran, what's with the gun?"

"Oh, this is my pellet shooter!" Myrtle said as she showed off the weapon. "It was meant for shooting edible pellets into your Pop-Pop's mouth! You know how he's always yearning to live his life to the fullest, including trying new things...!" she said she hugged Albert.

Albert chuckled. "Yep, that includes trying things that are out of the ordinary! We were on our way to the shop to get it repaired, as its jammed a bit."

"Oh," Lola responded.

"So, what brings you out here on this Saturday afternoon?" Albert asked.

"My newest pageant trophy got stolen by Lindsay Sweetwater!" the six-year old said between clenched teeth as she closed her fists.

"Oh, how awful!" Myrtle said, shocked.

"She's got some nerve," Albert added, a hint of anger in his voice before he sighed. That was when he realized something. He whistled and suddenly Scoots pulled up.

"You called Albert?" Scoots asked as she adjusted her sunglasses.

"I'm gonna call in that favor for that pudding."

"Ah, that's what it is. So, what do you need?"

"My granddaughter's trophy got stolen and the thief has already entered the next block," Albert explained as he pointed down the street at the princess car.

"Ooooh, a pursuit!" Scoots said, excitedly, as she pulled on her gloves. "Hop on, kid! We got a car to catch!"

Albert picked Lola up and lifted Lola onto the back part of Scoots's seat. "Go get 'em, honey!"

"Good luck, sweetie!" Myrtle cheered.

"Hold on to your underwear!" Scoots told Lola, eager to begin the chase.

"Thanks Pop-Pop and Gran..." Lola began before Scoots blasted off her scooter. "...GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

Lola caught her tiara before it flew off as Scoots was flying through the sidewalk and even cut the red light at a nearby intersection.

However, at this juncture, Officer Schoffner pulled in and witnessed Scoots's intense speeds.

"Whoa! Now that's a speed demon if I ever saw one!" the officer said as she waited for the light to turn green, then made a sharp right and opened her siren.

"Oh crud, its the fuzz!" Scoots said as she quickly put her scooter to a stop. She then turned her attention to Lola. "Listen, kid. I don't wanna risk slowing down at the expense of your safety. Get off."

Lola quickly did as she was told as Scoots revved the handle. "Catch me if you can, copper!" the elderly speedster happily called out as she went at full speeds down the street.

"Get back here!" Officer Schoffner shouted as she followed her.

"I've been watching too many cartoons lately..." Mr. Balhofner said coldly as he let Stella wrap him with a blanket.

"Man, this neighborhood's full of wackos..." the officer said as she passed by them along the way.

As Lola watched in bewilderment, she now needed a new means of transportation to catch up to Lindsay, who was now nowhere to be found.

However, to her luck, Vanzilla had pulled up.

"Lola, hop in! We found Lindsay!" Lincoln called out as he opened the door to let Lola in.

As soon as the beauty queen put on her seatbelt, Lori hit the gas pedal to catch up to Lindsay.

"We've got you now!" Lynn called out from the window.

However, the athlete noticed an obstacle in their path: a blinded Haiku wandering aimlessly on the street.

Lucy, also noticing her friend, was quick to jump to the wheel, startling Lori, and turning it left, swerving the vehicle on the street, barely missing Haiku.

"That was close," the goth said as she went back to her seat.

"I don't think that's it, guys," Lynn said in a worried tone. "Watch out, Lori! Car backing up!"

Lori then noticed it to be Becky, Chaz, and Joey pulling away from the comic book store's parking lot.

"Look out, guys! Coming through!" she called out.

"Watch it, Lori!" Becky called out.

"Sorry, guys!" Leni responded.

"Shoot, I don't think we're gonna make it! There's literally a traffic jam in front of us!" Lori said as she brought the car to a halt.

Lola groaned. "Now how are we gonna catch up to Lindsay?"

The other siblings looked around for a bit until Lana noticed someone.

"I hope I made his good list..." Principal Huggins said to himself as he put his piece of paper away.

"Principal Huggins!" the young tomboy called out. "We need your help!"

"What the-? Loud?" Principal Huggins responded. "Fancy meeting you here. What is it I can do for you? I can't change your grades, since that's your job to attain them since-"

"No, no! Do you mind if we hitch a ride in your golf cart?"

"Hmmm. I suppose," the principal began. "Since your family helped me meet Bill Buck ever since the comic book contest, I'll help you."

"Sweet!" Lincoln said as he, Lola, Lana, Lynn, and Lisa hopped on the back seat.

"Go, sibwings, go!" Lily babbled excitedly.

"Stop her for us, dudes!" Luna said as the other siblings that were on the back of Principal Huggins' cart gave her a thumbs-up.

"So, where exactly are you kids going?" he asked.

"We need to rescue Lola's pageant trophy that got stolen by her rival," Lynn explained.

"A stolen trophy? That doesn't sound good. Where did you see this thief last? Chances are she's still there."

"Down the road," Lola responded.

"Alright, hang on tight!" Principal Huggins said as he accelerated down the street.

"Deep breaths, Lola, deep breaths," Lana said, reassuringly while holding Lola's right hand.

"We'll find Lindsay and mess her up real good," Lynn added.

"Um, I'm afraid we won't have to search for her for long, siblings," Lisa chimed in. "I believe I may have found her."

The Louds then turned around to see the aquamarine princess car in front of them.

"There she is!" Lola eagerly said before noting a major problem: Lindsay had made it before some construction workers set up a detour for roadwork.

"Oh no! Now we're never gonna catch her!" the beauty queen said dejectedly.

That was when Principal Huggins saw something that seemed promising: a piece of large wood that looked big enough to support the golf cart resting over a bunch of concrete blocks, taking the form of a makeshift ramp.

"Not if I have anything I could do about it!" the principal said as he floored the gas pedal, taking the Loud siblings by surprise as he used the ramp to fly over the construction area and above Chloe and Emma who were walking across the street.

"That's something you don't see every day!" Emma said, excitedly.

"Wait, is that Lincoln?" Emma questioned, noticing the white hair. She then waved to Lincoln, prompting the latter to wave back.

That was when the cart collided with the street, also popping the front tires, causing Principal Huggins to bring the vehicle to a screeching halt.

"Yikes, seems as though something popped the tire. Don't worry let me take a look," Lana said as she examined them.

"Wait, guys, look!" Lincoln said as he pointed to Lindsay who was now on-foot.

"Nice eye, Stinkin'! She's wide open for a poundin'!" Lynn eagerly said as she winded up to punch Lincoln in the arm, but he didn't react. "Man, you've been getting better and better at this game. Has Lucy been teaching you?"

"You guys go on without me," Lana said, stopping the conversation. "I'll be busy for a bit here, but I'll meet up with you guys soon."

"Good luck!" Principal Huggins called out as the other Loud siblings began to give Lindsay chase.

Lindsay, hearing the sound of running footsteps, tried to find a place to hide. However, she noticed that she was at the Royal Woods Mall. With dozens upon dozens of stores, it was the most ideal spot to lose them. So, taking the trophy, she hurriedly made her way inside.

"It appears as though she's going to take shelter in the mall," Lisa said between breaths as she and the others ran inside, passing by Rusty still high-fiving Polly Pain.

"Hold it right there, Sweetwater!" Lola said as she pointed her finger at Lindsay, who was right in front of them breathing heavily.

"You don't get it, do you?!" the brunette growled. "This was supposed to be MY trophy! I was supposed to get all the love and all the attention as the one to win and dethrone you! You may have taken my victory and my honor, but there is one thing a pageant diva always keeps: her PRIDE!"

'Why do I feel like I've heard that quote before?' Lola thought to herself. 'Must be from that show that Lincoln, Lynn, Luna, Lana and Clyde watch...'

Lola shook her head. "So, that's how badly you wanted it. Sorry to burst your bubble, but you lost: game, set, and match. Now, just give me back my trophy and we'll call it even."

"This isn't over, Lola Loud! This trophy would look great on my shelf! And there is nothing you and your family can do abou-" Lindsay was saying until Lynn launched her lucky jock into her mouth, silencing her.

"Nice shot, Lynn!" Lincoln commented as he and Lynn high-fived.

"Thanks, bro! But if you thought that was cool, watch this!" the athlete responded as she tackled Lindsay to the ground, causing her to lose grip of the trophy and prompting Lola to grab it.

"Oh no, you DON'T!" Lindsay angrily said as she bit Lynn's left hand, causing the athlete to hold it in pain and subsequently setting the brunette free. She then kicked Lynn in the stomach, knocking her down, then dove towards Lola, catching her off-guard, and creating a dust cloud of gloved fists and heels.

The trophy also went flying, but Lincoln luckily caught it. As the dust cleared up, Lola was now standing with one foot on top of the defeated Lindsay's back, triumphant.

Lincoln then got down on one knee and presented the trophy back to its rightful owner. "Your trophy, your majesty."

"Awww... thank you, Linky!" Lola happily said as she gladly took it back. "You are too kind. But I cannot thank you and everyone else enough for your help."

"Well, it was our pleasure," Lynn said as she rested an elbow on Lincoln's shoulder as she used him for support.

"Lola, that was literally awesome!" Lori's voice called out.

As the Louds turned around, they were reunited with the other Loud siblings that were in Vanzilla as they all came in for a group hug.

"Lisa! Lisa!" a younger voice rang out.

"Darcy? What are you doing here?" Lisa said as Darcy grabbed her hands and jumped up and down.

"I was able to make that funny-looking building you were talking about with sand!"

"You mean the 'Taj Mahal'?" Lisa corrected before hugging her best friend. "That is incredible!"

"She definitely had us shocked," Winston said, Meli in tow.

"Lola, that was an amazing fight you put up!" Meli happily said as she hugged Lola.

"Thanks, Meli!" Lola said as she hugged her back. She then turned to face the rest of her siblings, all of which had happy smiles on their faces.

"Lola! You did it!" Lana yelled as she hugged her twin tightly as she lifted her into the air.

"Okay.. Lana... I... can't... BREATHE...!"

"Whoops, heh heh, sorry," the tomboy meekly replied as she set her twin down. "Guess I got a bit carried away..." she said as she rubbed the back of her neck.

"Looks like this story is wrapping up quite nicely," Lola said as she looked at her trophy, perfectly still intact.

"Stupid aliens... ha! Holding me back..." Zach grumbled, absentmindedly passing the group.

"Well, almost," Lola corrected as everyone laughed.

"Well, what should we do now?" Luna asked.

"Leni!" a male voice called out.

"Huh?" Leni responded. "Oh hey, guys!" she happily greeted to Fiona and Miguel.

"Ms. Carmichael brought some new furniture in the department store that would totally fit our wardrobes!" Fiona explained.

"Super!" Leni replied eagerly. "You guys wanna come? Snacks are on me!"

"Yeah, I'm down for that!" Lincoln replied.

"Me too!" Lori said.

"Me three!" Luan enthusiastically said.

"Count me in too, I suppose," Lisa added.

With that, the group of Louds and their friends made their way to the department store, leaving the defeated Lindsay to get up and glare daggers at not just Lola, but the entire family, ready to get some revenge one day.

"Oh! And they got scarf baskets too!" Miguel happily said.

"Who needs a scarf basket?" Leni questioned.

THE END.


A/N: I just love how a story can introduce elements in sub-stories and integrate them in the main plot, as it really helps feel the connection. Anyways, this was a fun story to write, and I hope you enjoyed it! Be sure to leave a review as well as comment what other stories you would like to see me write, as well as future SSENMODNAR stories I could write up.

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