Edwards POV

ok so this is really awkward. right now I am sitting in my dad's office and he and just finished giving me " the talk " you know the bees and egg or whatever it is called and some dating tips .he and I both are red from blushing and I seriously just want to run but dad wants to have some stupid small talk .

" so..."

" hmmm so what dad ".

" so who is it "

" who is what dad just ask direct dad I am getting confused" I asked .he sighed and said"i mean who is the girl you asked out ".

" Bella Swan " then I was met with pindrop silence

" what the name of the again"

" BELLA SWAN " I shouted this time

suddenly my father screamed " SAME PLEASE COME HERE THOS IS AN EMERGENCY MEETING " I so shocked at my father's sudden out burst that I didn't even realised when my mother enters and jumped until I heard my mother voice just behind me " What is is Carlisle why are you shouting and why do you look so shell shock"

"Esme do you know who edward asked out "dad/ Carlisle said while trying not to laugh .what's so funny about this situation old man

" he asked the girl he likes to go on a date with him "

" do you know the girls name ?"

" umm no .why?"

" her name is Bella Swan " Ma looked at dad for a second or two then it was like a bulb was switched on and she shouted " BELLA SWAN AS IN THE CHEIFS DAUGHTER " " why are you both shouting like i had asked out a tv actress or a celebrities? or do you not like bella " i asked getting frustrated and angry.

And that's when my dad starded laughing like a mad man " i am so confused " " you don't know?" ased mom with confution " know what ?" " this evening in the group meeting of my book club the hottest gossip was that the cheif finally found a son - in -law . Mrs Stanley was saying that a boy of Bella 's grade stoped her in the mid of the corridor conferred his love for her .rumors has it that bella had yet to answer so that boy was you " by now my dad was rolling on the ground and said " the whole town whats to know what will happen next in this little love story . Can you believethis Esme our little boy who once was really shy is now this situation where the whole towm whats to know what will next in his love life "

the only thing i was chanting in my mind was

WHAT THE FUCK