That last one wasn't very original, but it was still fun to write. This one is based on something in the original sub that the dub fixed. Anyway, as I'll keep saying, I own nothing. Now, enjoy.

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"SATOU KAZUMA! IS SATOU KAZUMA HERE?!" The grating voice tore through the air, causing birds to scatter, as the subject turned towards the source of the voice.

Ah, Sena, the smug prosecutor who'd arrested him in the first place. Normally, someone with such a hot body would arouse feelings of lust in the young scoundrel, but her behavior, much like Aqua's had made it hard for him to get... well, hard, when she appeared on the scene.

But right now, on top of everything else (his debt, dealing with his party, trying to shove off the most useless member of said party onto a potential husband so he could get an opening for a more competent replacement), one thing irked him severely: the fact that she'd said those words while clearly walking toward him and looking at him.

In spite of knowing that this could get him in trouble, he decided to make his anger known, in the most dignified way possible.

"OF COURSE I'M HERE YOU STUPID BITCH!" he snarled. "YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE ME SINCE YOU'RE WALKING TOWARD ME RIGHT NOW! ARE YOU BLIND EVEN WITH THOSE GLASSES ON?!"

The prosecutor, having clearly not expected such a response, paused in her advance, her guards doing the same.

Seizing his chance, the young NEET marched forward until he was face-to-face with the arrogant official. He pointed to himself as he began to scream in her face, spraying spit all over her glasses as he ranted.

"QUIT SCREAMING THOSE WORDS EVERY TIME YOU SHOW UP! YOU KNOW I'M HERE, BECAUSE WHERE THE HELL COULD I GO?! IF I RAN, YOU'D HAVE SOLDIERS HUNT ME DOWN IN A COUPLE DAYS AND CHOP OFF MY HEAD, SO OF COURSE I'M NOT GOING ANY-FUCKING-WHERE!"

He took a deep breath. "Now," he said, his voice calmer, "what do you want?"

Sena was still in shock. "Y-you dare..."

"I do," he said resolutely. "I saved Axel from destruction twice, I saved you from giant toads when letting you get eaten would have benefited me-"

"Actually, that was Yunyun," Aqua added, coming up alongside him together with Megumin and Darkness.

"Shut up, I'm on a roll here. And my only 'association' with the Devil King is knowing Wiz, whom you don't even have a damned bounty on. So, yes, I dare. Now, once again, what the hell do you want, you entitled bitch?"

The guards looked ready to attack, but the presence of Darkness kept them at bay.

Sena blinked and stuttered for a few more seconds, before finally regaining her wits. Taking the time to wipe the spittle off her face and glasses, she took a deep breath herself before responding.

"Monsters have been showing up around Axel recently. I'd ask if you knew anything of that, but after your little tirade, I am sure you'd deny it." Her eyes narrowed, and it looked like she was going to say more when Kazuma interrupted her again.

"You're right, I don't. Wanna bring one of those bells over so I can prove it?" He couldn't resist sneering.

Sena scoffed. "Don't get fresh with me, boy, or I'll-"

"Have me arrested? I'm pretty sure the Dustiness family will be opposed to that. Bottom line: I ain't going anywhere because that'd screw me over something fierce, and I'm not gonna skip out on the debt because that'd get me killed, too." He blew out his breath, his mind whirling as he tried to think of a way out of this.

His eyes fell on Megumin. Aqua may have been the stupidest thing on two legs, but if he tried to get rid of Darkness with Megumin around, she'd see through it and spoil everything. This may be a perfect opportunity to get rid of her.

Turning to the explosion-obsessed mage, he said, "Megumin, could you take care of the monsters?"

Megumin blinked. "Me? Why me?"

Making a grandiose gesture, he replied, "Because only someone with an absolute mastery of explosions could take out so many monsters at once! You're the only one I know who can do it."

The diminutive chuunibyo gasped. "I'm the only one?"

He placed a hand on her shoulder. "Go get 'em, you great archwizard, you."

Making her own grandiose gesture with her mantle, and with a flourish of her staff, Megumin declared, "I shall do it! And write legends of my deeds in their remains!"

She approached Sena, who nodded.

"Very well, but rest assured, Satou Kazuma, we will have words about this later."

"As long as you fix your optical problems, that's fine by me, Sena."

With an almost imperceptible growl, the prosecutor turned and left, her guards and Megumin following close behind, with the latter humming what she thought sounded like epic music the entire way.

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Like I said, the dub fixed this: "KAZUMA SATOU! I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU!" But the catchphrase in the original sub always grated my ears. Don't get me wrong, Sena has her funny scenes, but I just wanted Kazuma to stick it to her. I wonder what I'll do next? I hope you enjoyed this.