"Globgor! Globgor! "Globgor! GLOBGOR!"
"Yes Glossaryck," Star sighed as she watched the tiny blue man run around her and Marco on all fours. "'Globgor.' We know."
Glossaryck stopped and, unexpectedly, stood up properly. "No, no no!" he said, his voice now noticeably deeper than before. "Eclipsa's monster love, Globgor! She's going off to be with him. I've been trying to tell you for months."
The teens stared at him in shock.
"Anyway, see you around." Waving goodbye, Glossaryck summoned a parasol out of his forehead Gem and began to fly away...only to be grabbed out of the air by Star.
"Wait," she said, "You could talk normally this whole time?"
"Yep."
"And all that dog stuff was just…acting?"
"Mm-hmm."
There was a long, pregnant pause.
"MOTHERF&CKER!" Star's shrill voice erupted out of her like a bomb, causing everyone around her to jump. "YOU WERE FINE THIS ENTIRE TIME?!"
Glossaryck gulped. The princess's face had twisted into a look of absolute fury and every word she spoke pelted him with spit. "W-well Star-"
"WHERE THE F&CK WERE YOU WHEN I WAS SLEEP-PORTALING?!"
"Star-"
"OR WHEN ECLIPSA WAS PUT ON TRIAL?!"
"Star, please-"
"OR WHEN METEORA WAS RAMPAGING ACROSS MEWNI?!"
"Star-"
"ALL THIS TIME, YOU COULD HAVE HELPED US AND YOU DECIDED TO JUST SIT ON YOUR ASS AND CHANT 'GLOBGOR'?!"
"Star!" Glossaryck yelled, though his tone was tiny compared to Star's. "Please, hear me out!"
"AND YOU MADE ME YOUR LITTLE SERVANT!" Star drowned him out. "I FED YOU, I WALKED YOU, I CHANGED YOUR DIAPERS!"
"Well, I didn't ask for any of that."
"OH, BUT YOU WERE SOOOO HAPPY TO GET IT, WEREN'T YOU?! THAT'S ALL YOU DO ISN'T IT?! SIT ON YOUR ASS AND SPROUT CRYPTICAL BULLSHIT WHILE WE DO ALL THE HARD WORK!"
"Star, you can't expect me to hold your hand all the time!"
"HOLD MY HAND?! LOOK AROUND US, GLOSSARYCK! THE KINGDOM'S DESTROYED! MOM'S MISSING! THERE ARE MEWMEN LITERALLY FALLING OUT OF THE SKY! DOES THIS MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?!"
"It does Star, I swear!"
Another pause, this one longer and much more tense as Glossaryck hung helplessly in the enraged princess's grip. To everyone's surprise, however, she released him.
"And I actually considered you a friend." Turning on her heels, Star morphed back into her Butterfly form and created a portal. "You know what? I'm done. I'm done with ALL of this. Butterfly out, bitches!"
In a flash, she was gone.
On the ground, Glossaryck stared up at Marco, both in shock at what had just happened.
"And I thought Solaria had issues."
