Mistletoe And Broken Hearts

Chapter 1: Just A Kiss

Noah Puckerman walks into Kurt Hummel-Anderson's house, after hearing Kurt, and Blaine yelling at each other. Only to see a very naked Sam and Blaine standing in the living room. Then he says, "Sam is sure getting around this Christmas. First, I find in bed with Quinn, and now this. You two better leave now, because, I would hate for Burt and Carole to walk in right now!" Before the two men can move Noah is dragging them out by their hair as Mercedes, Burt, and Carole pull up in separate vehicles.

As Mercedes gets out of her car, she says, "Oh, Hell to the no! Sam Evans, Puck told me about you fucking Quinn and Blaine, how could you hurt Kurt like this!?" Then Burt says, "Blaine, you better run, son! Or I'll get Puck to help me to kick your ass!" Then the two men slipped onto the icy driveway before getting into Sam's car.

After this, everybody goes inside seeing Noah kissing Kurt under the mistletoe and Burt clears his throat before saying, "Puckerman, I hope you are not trying to take advantage of my son." Which made Noah blush before saying, "No, sir, Burt, and he started kissing me, by the way."

Soon, they hear Liza Marie in her room saying, "No-no."Over and over before Noah goes to get her, and they hear him say, "Hey, Little Princess, No-no is here. Did Papa Blaine and Uncle Sammy forget you?" Then they hear Liza Marie say, "Papa No-no!" And heard Noah say, "Little Princess, I like your Dada Kurt, but I don't know if I am ready to be-" Then they heard a slap before Liza Marie screams, "Papa No-no!" Then Noah says, "Gees, Little Princess, you are your mother's daughter! Okay, I give up, and Burt you better get your wallet out, I told you, she would try in make me her Papa!" Then there is another slap before Noah says, "Okay, Liza Marie, if you don't stop that, I'll tell Dada to call Santa, and tell him not to-" Then Liza Marie says sniffling, "No-no."

Soon, Noah comes into the living room with Liza Marie, and looks at Burt as he says, "Don't even say it. I know, I am whipped by Blaine's daughter, and I like Kurt. Oh, and Elizabeth's diary was in that stuff of Finn's you gave me. Plus, Kurt's diary from the year before his crush on Finn."

This made Kurt say, "Oh, God, so I guess you know I was into you when you were bullying me?" Which Noah says, "Frankly, Kurt, Santana knew you were in to me, before we were in glee, and just so you know. I wasn't into you until after we were writing each other last year." Then Noah looked at Liza Marie, before running his hand over his face and whispering, "I wish I really was Liza Marie's papa."

Kurt wasn't sure he heard Noah correctly and was about to say something when Liza Marie says, "No-no lub Liza like Beff?" Which made Noah ask, "How did you know Beth was my daughter, Liza Marie?" She just says, "Mama." And points at a picture of Rachel and Jesse.

This made Noah hand her to Carole, before taking Kurt by the hands, and leading him to the entranceway to Kurt's living room. Before looking at Burt and saying, "I am so glad Sam slept with Blaine, because, now I can tell you something I have wanted to say for a while. Kurt, I don't just like you, I love you, and I when I read your diary. It got me to think about something I read in your mother's diary. She was talking about Burt, but she was saying the same things you were saying about me. She said Burt was an ass, but there was something about him that made her love him. Which was the same thing you said about me to Quinn. Who told me you loved me at Rachel's Thanksgiving party. Then she stopped talking to me after that."

Then Noah looks up at the mistletoe, before kissing Kurt and saying, "Look, Kurt, if you need time I will wait, but I will not be a rebound lover, and I promise I won't break your heart like Blaine did"

Kurt didn't respond. He just took Noah to his bedroom and locked the door before taking off his clothes. As he stood naked before Noah, he unzipped his pants, and pulled out his throbbing cock. Soon, Kurt was down on his knees, deep-throating Noah's cock. Noah takes off his clothes and says, "Oh, God, Kurt, I love your mouth on Puckzilla!" Before long, Noah was coming into Kurt's mouth, and Kurt pushed Noah onto the bed. Before he raised Noah's legs and inserted his cock into Noah's ass. Letting Noah get used to Kurt's cock, before he is pounding himself deep into Noah.

After which, Noah mirrored what Kurt did to him, before they showered, and got dressed. Returning to the party only to receive looks from everyone who noticed the two men were holding hands. But no one said anything, because, every time they did. Liza Marie would glare at anyone that tried to say anything.

After the party, Noah and Kurt were in Kurt's shower together, washing each other's bodies off. When Noah said, "Ha, I really don't know who I should be thanking here. For getting us together, I mean if Sam haven't fucked Blaine or Quinn, We wouldn't have got the chance to be together, and if Liza Marie wasn't so insist that I be her new Papa."

Then Kurt wraps his arms around Noah and says, "I think I want to thank our little Baby Cupid. Ha, Liza was calling you Papa Nono for the last six months and was calling Sam Slimey Sammy. Ha, she also called Quinn a witch, but I think Liza Marie wanted to call Quinn a bitch. Because when Santana called Quinn a bitch while holding her, and she high fived her." This made Noah bust out laughing before saying, "God, I could kiss her for that!"

Soon, the two men were dressed and Noah was holding Liza in his arms as the two men watched TV. Then Liza Marie says, "Slimey Sammy was being dirty wiff Bad Papa and Meanie Queenie every time Dada went to see G'pa Burt and Nana Carole. Bad Papa would even make me sick so I couldn't go wiff Dada. They would even play dirty tickle monster wiff me! I don't like playing that game!"

Then Noah asked, "They did what!?" Liza Marie starts to cry before saying, "Their hands were in my who-who and buttt! Meanie Queenie started the game and when I told Bad Papa he started doing it wiff her! Slimey Sammy was walking on a game and never touched me. But would touch Bad Papa and Meanie Queenie!"

This made Kurt cry and Noah held Liza Marie close to him as he called Burt, saying, "Blaine and Quinn were touching Liza Marie in a way she didn't want to be touched. Quinn started it, she told Blaine, but he just joined in! Sam was only playing with Quinn and Blaine!" Then Noah hears Burt say, "Slimey Sammy told me already, Bad Papa turned himself in, and Santana knows about Quinn." Than Noah hears Santana cussing in Spanish and Carole saying, " You sick little bitch! That was my granddaughter!" Suddenly, he hears Rachel say, "How could you, Quinn?! That was my daughter!" Than, Santana says, "if you like touching girls liked that! You could have just played with me and Britney! You are sick, Quinn! Liza Marie is just a baby! God, I gotta get out of here!"

Then Burt says, "Santana, are you okay?" Before Noah hears a puking sound and Burt laughs as he says, "Santana puked in Quinn's car. Gotta go I am the only with a cellphone and Carole was the one chosen to make an anonymous 911 call."

Later that night, Noah was watching Liza Marie sleep in her bed, while standing in the doorway. When Kurt comes up behind him and asks, "What's wrong, Noah?" Noah just kept looking at Liza Marie as he said, "My ma told me the reason my dad left was because she threw him out after he played Dirty Tickle Monster with Sara. Kurt, Sarah was too young to remember, but as she got older she was very clingy with me. Me and ma were both drinking too. Kurt, she would beat me up thinking I was dad. I was never in a fight club back in high, I just didn't want to put on makeup to hide what she was doing to me. I was also pimping myself out to the MILF's, to help put money in the bank, and I tried to still that ATM. Because I couldn't handle it anymore and I wanted to be a Top Gun after hearing you tell Quinn that Tom Cruise was hotter than Brad Pitt once. Ha, I wanted to prove you right and show Quinn how sexy military men were. By the way, I think Liza Marie tried to tell me about Quinn and Blaine with the pictures she sent me. But it was hard to tell what the pictures were of."

That night as they slept, Noah had a dream that he was Liza Marie being raped by Blaine. As a naked Quinn was watching as she was masturbating as her father came into the room naked and began to fuck Quinn in the ass.

Then Noah hears Kurt say, "Noah, wake up you're having a nightmare! Wake up, please!" Then Noah wakes up as he hears Liza screaming, "Papa Nono, save me!" Over and over. Soon, he is running into her room with Kurt and it looks like she is trying to fight someone. Before Noah takes her into his arms and says, "Papa Nono is here Liza and Meanie Queenie nor Bad Papa, will never hurt my baby girl again. Grandpa Burt and I will make sure of that! No one should ever touch your who-who like that! I'll cut Bad Papa's winky off, if he tries that again!"

Which made Kurt say, "Blaine was - But he's gay! You're wrong! Please, tell me Blaine wasn't fucking his own daughter!" Noah just looked at Liza Marie and says, "In my dream she was younger than three and Quinn's dad was being dirty with Quinn too."

After this, Noah's cellphone is going off in the other room, and he can tell by the ringtone it's Santana calling him. Kurt was the one who answered the call and hears Britney screaming, " Quinn, Blaine! Please, stop!" Before hearing two gunshots and hearing Cooper say, "Little Brother, you and Quinn could have gotten help! But you both took your sickness too far! Puck, I called 911! Santana was the one that was shooting Blaine and Quinn. They were trying to take the gun away from her. Santana came here to talk to them, but they wouldn't listen. Saying Liza Marie was a whore!" Soon, the call drops, and then they hear an ambulance go by the house.

Chapter 2 will be up soon