Item: SCP-6086

Object class: Safe

Special containment procedures: SCP-6086 is to be held in a standard secure locker in site-19. That is all.

Description: SCP-6086 is an A4 sized generic exercise book with a branding of OfficeMax in the top left corner of the front cover. All 48 pages are untouched, as are the front and back covers.


Interview log;

Interviewed: Doctor ██████

Interviewer: █████

Interviewer – Doctor ██████, you are the one who logged SCP-6086 as an scp correct?

Doctor ██████ – Correct

Interviewer – And why have you logged SCP-6086 as an scp?

Doctor ██████ – Because it is one.

Interviewer – You are aware that SCP-6086 is an ordinary book?

Doctor ██████ – Of course I am.

Interviewer – What are its anomalous properties?

Doctor ██████ – There are none.

Interviewer – Then why are we containing it?

Doctor ██████ – Because it's an scp.

Interviewer – You understand the purpose of the foundation?

Doctor ██████ – Of course. We secure anomalies, contain them, and protect the world from them.

Interviewer – So who does the book endanger

Doctor ██████ – No-one.

Interviewer – And who are we protecting the book from?

Doctor ██████ – No-one

Interviewer – So by your own admission; SCP-6086 is of no danger to anyone, has no anomalous properties, and is a completely normal book?

Doctor ██████ – Indeed.

Interviewer – And you are aware that the foundation also disposes of scps?

Doctor ██████ – I've worked here for 16 years, don't think me ignorant.

Interviewer – Then why not dispose of SCP-6086

Doctor ██████ – Because you can't

Interviewer – Why not Doctor?

Doctor ██████ – Because it's an scp

Interviewer – We dispose of scps regularly, we can dispose of a normal book

Doctor ██████ – No, you can't.

Interviewer – This interview is over. SCP-6086 will be disposed of and you will undergo a psych evaluation.

Doctor ██████ – I assure you I am perfectly sane and that SCP-6086 cannot be Waka

Interviewer – ...Cannot be what?

Doctor ██████ – Waka

Interviewer – Okay, we're done here.

End of transcript