Item: SCP-6086
Object class: Safe
Special containment procedures: SCP-6086 is to be held in a standard secure locker in site-19. That is all.
Description: SCP-6086 is an A4 sized generic exercise book with a branding of OfficeMax in the top left corner of the front cover. All 48 pages are untouched, as are the front and back covers.
Interview log;
Interviewed: Doctor ██████
Interviewer: █████
Interviewer – Doctor ██████, you are the one who logged SCP-6086 as an scp correct?
Doctor ██████ – Correct
Interviewer – And why have you logged SCP-6086 as an scp?
Doctor ██████ – Because it is one.
Interviewer – You are aware that SCP-6086 is an ordinary book?
Doctor ██████ – Of course I am.
Interviewer – What are its anomalous properties?
Doctor ██████ – There are none.
Interviewer – Then why are we containing it?
Doctor ██████ – Because it's an scp.
Interviewer – You understand the purpose of the foundation?
Doctor ██████ – Of course. We secure anomalies, contain them, and protect the world from them.
Interviewer – So who does the book endanger
Doctor ██████ – No-one.
Interviewer – And who are we protecting the book from?
Doctor ██████ – No-one
Interviewer – So by your own admission; SCP-6086 is of no danger to anyone, has no anomalous properties, and is a completely normal book?
Doctor ██████ – Indeed.
Interviewer – And you are aware that the foundation also disposes of scps?
Doctor ██████ – I've worked here for 16 years, don't think me ignorant.
Interviewer – Then why not dispose of SCP-6086
Doctor ██████ – Because you can't
Interviewer – Why not Doctor?
Doctor ██████ – Because it's an scp
Interviewer – We dispose of scps regularly, we can dispose of a normal book
Doctor ██████ – No, you can't.
Interviewer – This interview is over. SCP-6086 will be disposed of and you will undergo a psych evaluation.
Doctor ██████ – I assure you I am perfectly sane and that SCP-6086 cannot be Waka
Interviewer – ...Cannot be what?
Doctor ██████ – Waka
Interviewer – Okay, we're done here.
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