Imp city hustle and bustle with life, all of its citizens were busy attending to their daily life. Hell had its own world, the natural-born citizen had developed their own way of life. Their own business, their dreams, and so on. One such citizen walked down the streets annoyed. He grumbled under his breath about how he wasn't looking forward to tonight's meeting. It was another full moon and it was time to honor his side of the deal. The lanky imp clutched the blue book in his hand. Blitzo the imp had made a business for himself along with a few other coworkers. The Immediate Murder Professionals or I.M.P for short were paid to go up to the living world and kill a certain target to appease their client's need for revenge. The problem was to they needed access to the living world at all times.
"Stupid creepy rich pervert. Gotta fuck him every month for this stupid shit." The imp grumbled to himself.
The only way he and his workers could run back and forth to the living world was to use a fancy spellbook. This is where he ran into the problem. The book to Stolas the Goetia Prince. And his highness would not let the grimoire as rich fancy pants called it, he wouldn't let go without a few strings attached. After Blitzo had first stolen the book right after an all-night fuck session the owl had grown very fond of Blitzo. He decided to make sure the Founder of I.M.P would keep coming back to him. They struck a deal, Blitzo could keep the grimoire for a whole month and on the night of a full moon, he would have to bring the book back to Stolas. The prince still needed to perform his duties with the grimoire, and after he was done. Blitzo would have to fuck the royal bird until he was satisfied. Blitzo grumbled once again and turned to his phone, Stolas texted him an address where they would meet up with him. It would probably be some cheap motel because Stella, Stolas's wife hated the idea of him being anywhere near their obnoxiously rich house. Whatever he didn't care this was all just business and if he needed to screw Stolas a few times then Blitzo unhappily would do it.
The lanky imp walked to the address and to his surprise he found himself standing in front of Hell's exclusive hotel resort. Looks like the creepy mouth wanted to go all out this time. Blitzo wouldn't turn down at a chance of spending the night at a rich place like this. He went to the suit Stolas had reserved, he was about to knock on the door until it open. The tall royal owl leaned against the door frame while smiling at Blitzo with a thirsty grin.
"Why, hello there. It seems you are the room service I was just about to order." The owl cooed.
"Yeah yeah, let's just get this over with." Blitzo said.
He handed Stolas the book then went inside, his eyes scanned the suite. Stolas had really gone all out on their monthly fuck session. The prince had gotten them an extravagant suite, Blitzo definitely would never be able to see something like this if it weren't for this privileged asshole. Stolas placed the book down on the end table and turned to Blitzo with an all too familiar sexual smile.
"Now we have a little nest for ourselves tonight, my little imp."
"Good! I didn't like jumping out from the balcony the last time when your wife decided to come home early."
"Don't worry. We have all the privacy we need." He said with a slight chuckle.
"Whatever. Let's get straight to fucking."
"Actually I was thinking about doing something else."
"Great." Blitzo said while rolling his eyes. "If you are going to bring in another imp for a threesome then I am out."
"What?! No, I wouldn't dare to think about sharing you with something else." Stolas said horrified. "I hoped we could watch a movie together."
"A movie, you mean one of Porn O Studio movies." Blitzo said suspiciously.
"Oh, Blitzy I just love how you are ready to jump into action." He giggled. " I want to make tonight a little special, we don't need to have sex...Unless that is something you want to do." He teased.
"I'll take the movie." Blitzo quickly said.
"Very well. I think you will enjoy the film I have picked out for us."
"Let me guess, you picked out some weird fuck-fest flick."
"No. I picked out a wonderful movie. It's about a horse so I believe you will enjoy it."
Stolas lead Blitzo over to the living room, he sat down on the plush couch. He patted the spot next to him, Blitzo sighed annoyed then sat next to the tall bird. He looked at the little table in front of them. Stolas had gotten them snacks for the movie, there was his favorite iced coffee, popcorn, and even a few different candies. Blitzo shrugged, he grabbed one of the iced coffee and began to drink it. Stolas relaxed then started up the movie, he smiled when he saw the imp's eyes light up.
"Black Stallion! I've been waiting fucking forever to watch this movie." Blitzo cheered.
"See I did say you would enjoy it."
Blitzo picked up the popcorn and munch on it happily as they watched the movie. He didn't even mind when Stolas wrapped his arm around his slim waist and held him close to his feathery body. He simply ignored the gentle touches and continued to be drawn into the movie, watching intently on how wild The Black Stallion was. The horse was just so awesome, how he wished he could have one just like the one in the movie. He sat on the edge of the couch watching anxiously during the racing scene. He clutched onto his ice coffee tightly, The Black Stallion was lagging far behind the other horses. There was no way he would end winning the race.
"Come on Black Stallion you can do this." Blitzo cheered.
It was then the Stallion began to gain speed, he galloped faster and faster. In no time he had passed the other two racers and won the race. Blitzo jumped up in excitement, he ended up throwing coffee and popcorn all over the place, he started to cheer happily.
"Yes! Yeah! Oh Fuck Yeah! The big pretty horise won!"
Stolas couldn't help but smile from seeing how happy Blitzo was. It was almost like seeing a completely different imp whenever Blitzo was genuinely happy. It's why he planned everything for this tonight. This was the time he would admit how he truly felt about Blitzo. The imp sat back down on the couch, eating some of the fallen popcorn on the couch.
"Aw man. That was a great movie. I think it might be just as good as Spirit."
"I'm happy you liked it Blitzy...Blitzo...There's a reason why I wanted us to have the night like this instead of the usual way we have it."
"Let me guess you wanted me in a good mood so I would fuck you better?" He said suspiciously.
"No, it isn't that..Do you know what today is?"
"Um, Thursday?"
"Well yes. But it is much more. Today is the anniversary of when you first took the grimoire from me."
"Oh it's been that long."
"Indeed it has been. Ever since then my feelings for you have grown and now, I am ready to say I am in lo-
"Let me stop you right there Stolas." Blitzo held his hand up. "Listen this is all fun and all but don't fucking say that god damn word to me." He warned.
"Blitz...I...we."
"Look we had a deal. I borrow the book, we fuck once a month so you can get your feather dick off. Then the whole thing starts all over again. That is it."
Stolas looked down sadly, he balled his hand into a fist then let it go. Blitzo stood up from the couch, he looked down at the heartbroken owl.
"I'm gonna use the bathroom and let you do your job. I'll get the book after you are done."
The prince nodded his head, he wiped a tear from his eyes. Blitzo left to go use the bathroom, he slammed the door behind him. He looked at the reflection in the mirror, he growled angrily and punched it shattering the reflective glass into pieces. Stolas just had pissed him off to no end! He clutched onto his face, he did his best to fight back the tears but he couldn't stop them. They ran down his face to no end. Satan Fucking Damn it all! Why did Stolas have to be like this?! He shouted. Blitzo was just getting used to how perverted the privileged asshole was...But this...This was taken to another fucked up level...This wasn't fair.
"Why...Satan damn it Stolas, why do you have to be this way."
Throughout Blitzo's entire life he had to roll with the punches. Every time he got knocked down he would get back with some sort of poor come back and a dumb grin. None of the imps laughed at his jokes when he performed as a comedian. It didn't hurt him. Everyone laughed at him when he told them about the idea for I.M.P they believe he couldn't run a successful business. It didn't hurt him. Damn it even when Loona said she didn't need him during the challenge with that sucibitch, Verisoka. It didn't hurt. So why did this hurt...Why did it feel like his heart was being crushed and he couldn't breathe? Maybe this was some weird fucked up way for Hell to torture him now. That's what this whole afterlife was about. Punishing everyone in it...Could it be this...The way he felt about Stolas was different from what he felt with others. But this isn't the first time someone had fallen in love with him. So why the Hell did this hurt so Lucifer damn much...It had to be some sick twisted joke!
After some time to himself, Blitzo washed off his face then began to search for his royal highness. He wanted to get the book back as soon as possible and head back home. There was no sight of the tall bird Blitzo sighed heavily, fuck he hoped Stolas didn't run out with the book. He turned when he heard a noise, it came from the balcony. Looks like Stolas had opened a portal to someplace. He sighed once again, well he may as well follow that prick so he could get the book back and get out of there. He jumped through the portal. Blitzo gasped at the sight before him.
He stood on a barren planet in the middle of the star-filled space. A bird larger than Imp City flew through space with two large asteroids in its talons, it flew close to a bright red star and threw the asteroids into it. Blitzo was taken back at just how powerful this creature was. The bird moved through space so gracefully it was almost memorizing. It gathered comets, asteroids in its talons then would throw them into the star, the gigantic bird even managed to grab an entire planet and sent it into the burning star. Blitzo had never imagined this is the power Stolas held. He never thought Stolas was capable of such things. Once the giant bird had finished all he needed he landed on the planet in front of Blitzo. He stared down at the imp with its glowing red eyes then shifted back to Stolas's normal form. He looked at Blitzo surprised to see the imp had followed him out to space.
"Blitzy, what are you doing out here?"
Blitzo shook off his surprise and looked up at Stolas. "I was just wondering if I would get the book back...So this is the job you have to do?"
"Yes, I must keep an eye out for anything which could possibly destroy the Earth. If there is no Earth, there is no Hell."
"So in a way you are a sort of hitman."
"If you would like to think of it that way, then yes. I am."
Stolas used the grimoire to create another portal, the two hoped through it. A heavy sigh escaped Stolas as he closed the grimoire and handed the book to Blitzo.
"Here you go...You don't need to honor your side of the deal anymore, I won't force you to do something you don't enjoy." Stolas said sadly
Blitzo clutched the book after Stolas had said that. "Damn it Stolas. Why did you have to make it weird."
"Blitzy...I didn't mean to offen-
"Just shut the fuck up. I've dealt with your pervy ass for a whole year and then you pull this stupid shit...Why are you like this?" Stolas remained silent, he watched carefully as Blitzo worked through his emotions. With a tender touch, he placed his hands over the imp's.
"Blitz, do you love me too?"
"What?! NO! Why would you even ask me something so stupid?!" He yelled.
"...Could it be you are afraid to admit your feelings for me."
"Why would I be afraid to admit about some stupid girly feelings! This is fucking stupid. You're ugh damn it Stolas!"
Blitzo turned to leave but Stolas pulled him back and held him in a close embrace. The imp struggled against Stolas but he held Blitzo closer.
"Stolas stop it right now! Let me go!"
"I'm sorry Blitzy, I can't"
"Damn it! Just stop this right now!"
Stolas turned Blitzo around he could see tears in the corners of those large eyes, he brushed them away and placed a kiss on the heart-like marking on his head. The smaller imp was shaking in his arms.
"It's okay Blitzo. You will be okay." He said in a soft tone.
"God damn it. Why does this hurt so much!"
It then clicked in Stolas's mind. "Blitzo, is this the first time you have fallen for someone." The imp remained silent at the question, he looked away from Stolas and wiped away the last couple of tears.
"It's not like you are the first demon I've dated. There were other too. It's just...I'm used to being the ass of every joke so whenever things got serious with someone I would just turn it to shit so I could save everyone the time. Instead of waiting when it would get fucked up."
"...Is this what you are trying to do now. 'Turning it to shit' so you won't be hurt."
"It's not like it matters. You only care about my dick in your creepy feathered ass."
"Blitzo that isn't the only thing I like about you. Yes, your dick is quite thrilling to ride. There is much more to enjoy about you." He traced a finger over Blitzo's cheek. "There is your showmen like nature. You have the most creative ideas I have ever seen. And there's the best of all. I can see the amount of love and care you give to those close to you."
The Imp was touched at this, Stolas talked with such kind words. It made him feel sick to his stomach...But why did it feel good, no this wasn't good! He struggled to get away from Stolas, he couldn't face this. He had to get away before it was too late, Stolas cupped his face and pulled him into a delicate kiss. Blitzo struggled against the kiss but the more he did..the more it harder it was to pull away. The two remained in the kiss for some time before they broke away for air. Maybe...This wouldn't be so bad...Maybe it wouldn't be so bad...Being in love with Stolas wasn't a bad idea at all.
"Let's just get this straight you-
"Shhh." Stolas placed his finger over Blitzo's lips. "You do not need to worry dear Blitz. I love you and I wouldn't dare to harm you."
"Good because I will fuck you up if you do."
"Oh is that a promise?" Stolas giggled with delight
"God fucking damn it. Of course, you would be into that kinky bullshit." The lanky imp said slightly annoyed.
===The end===
Cat: *Thinking hard.* I don't know.
Blitz: Trust me, the less you know the better.
Cat: Hm? It's not that. I can't think of what sounds better for a cross-over name.
Stolas: What were you thinking of?
Cat: Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss. So I had two names I had in mind are Hazbin Boss or Helluva Hotel
Blitz: You should pick Helluva Hotel because it's my show is on top.
Stolas: *grins* You can say that again Blitzy
Cat: *chuckles* I'll think about it. Hope everyone enjoyed this story. Keep up those wonderful smiles. I DO NOT CLAIM OWNERSHIP TO HELLUVA BOSS
