Welcome to an AU, in this AU Ezekiel does not have sexist views of the world, how will this change things on Total Drama Island. This idea was given to me by a reviewer on my What If story. So far, most of the first two episodes are the same until the chat at the cafeteria.

Ezekiel and Harold began heading to the Mess Hall, and they began chatting.

"Hey Harold, who do you think is going home eh?" Ezekiel asked.

"Probably DJ or Courtney, they didn't jump so I think they should be the ones that go." Harold answered.

"Oh, well I thought we'd vote Duncan off." Ezekiel admitted.

Harold then made sure that Duncan wasn't around before he began speaking to Ezekiel "Why would you want Duncan gone Zeke?"

"Because he's a criminal eh, and my mom told me that criminals are bad people, besides he's scary." Ezekiel explained.

"Fair enough, we should probably vote him out eventually but for now let's see who everyone else has in mind of voting off." Harold said.

Little did the two outcasts know, Courtney was behind them and listened to the whole thing.

Confessional:

"Okay this just got interesting." Courtney smirked

Confessional Ends

Soon we see the Killer Bass at the Mess Hall, and Katie begins speaking "So, What now?"

"We have to figure out who we're going to vote off." Courtney explained to Katie.

"I think it should be the princess or the brickhouse here." Duncan said, pointing at both Courtney and DJ.

"What?! Why?!" Courtney asked incredulously.

"Because, unless I'm mistaken, you two are the only ones here wearing chicken hats, and if we ever have to lift a truck, I like our odds with the big guy." Duncan smirked at DJ.

"You guys need me! I'm the only one-" Courtney began before Bridgette rolled her eyes and finished for her "We know, who used to be a real C.I.T.. So would you pick?"

Courtney smirked and remembered Ezekiel and Harold's conversation and pointed at Duncan "What about him?"

"What?!" Duncan asked in shock before getting enraged "Care to repeat that?!"

"Why Duncan dudette?" Geoff asked, weirded out..

"Because he has a criminal record and has shown to be a bad person, who knows what he could do." Courtney explained before looking at Katie and Sadie and smirking and pointing at them "And remember Katie and Sadie slowed us down earlier with the whole poison ivy debacle plus those two are already solid allies I mean it's not like they make their alliance and friendship obvious."

Katie and Sadie soon hugged each other in fear while Duncan glared at Courtney while everyone else was deep in thought.

"A-at least we jumped chicken wing." Duncan struggled to argue.

"No offense but I agree with Courtney about Duncan eh." Ezekiel said, making Duncan growl at the homeschooler, Ezekiel was fearful about this and started hiding under the table. Everyone glared at Duncan for this.

Confessional:

"Aw great, I screwed up, but I gotta save myself somehow." Duncan said bummed out.

Confessional Ends

Soon we see Courtney sitting next to Eva at the beach.

"Is there something you want?" Eva asked, annoyed.

"Actually I came to offer an alliance." Courtney said.

"Why with me?" Eva questioned with a raised eyebrow.

"Because you're one of our strongest teammates and we need all the votes we got in this game." Courtney explained, making Eva nod her head "Fine I'll join your alliance."

"Great, you won't regret it." Courtney said happily "Now here is the person we should vote for."

Courtney then whispered into Eva's ear and Eva smiles in approval "Sure that person's gotta go as soon as possible."

Meanwhile Duncan is talking with Katie and Sadie.

"So it appears we're targets for elimination." Duncan said annoyed.

"What are we gonna do, I can't lose you Katie." Sadie said in fear.

"No i can't lose you Sadie." Katie cried.

"Both of you stop, I have a plan on who to vote for but you're gonna have to listen to me." Duncan told Katie and Sadie who nodded.

"Okay so we gotta vote Courtney off, okay then we'll all be safe." Duncan told the BFFFLs.

"Okay." Katie and Sadie said happily.

Confessional:

"Of course this isn't a real alliance, I'm just stringing them along and making them think they're safe because Courtney's right about one thing, Katie and Sadie are too dangerous as a duo." Duncan smirked as he carved a piece of wood with his knife.

Confessional Ends

Soon we see Duncan looking out the window to see Geoff, DJ, and Tyler head to the cabins and he began smirking "Perfect timing."

Duncan then jumped on the bed and began fake sobbing.

Geoff, DJ, and Tyler then come in to find Duncan crying.

"Whoa dude are you okay?" Geoff asked concerned.

"Hey guys, I just feel like a fool for auditioning for this show I mean I thought I'd be able to put my criminal record aside and actually be able to have fun on this show but I guess I was wrong." Duncan said.

"Man, sorry you feel like that dude." Tyler apologized.

"It's okay, I understand." Duncan sighed.

"Well man, don't worry we'll help you stay on this island." DJ smiles at Duncan.

"Really, thanks man." Duncan said with a smile.

"So who do you think we should vote for?" Geoff asked the guys.

"Well there may be one person that comes to mind I think Sadie should go because Courtney's right, they are too closely aligned." Duncan said.

Geoff, DJ, and Tyler nod at this before Duncan leaves.

Soon we see Duncan heading to talk to Eva at the campfire.

"So Eva, I have the proposal." Duncan said.

"What is it?" Eva asked.

"Look I know I have a criminal record and all but I'm not a bad guy, I wouldn't say I'm nice but I do have a heart and besides Katie and Sadie have a solid alliance. So I think we should vote one of them off, preferably Sadie." Duncan said.

"Really now?" Eva asked.

"Yep that's what I want." Duncan smirked.

"Hmm I'll think about it." Eva put a finger to her chin.

Duncan smirked before leaving.

Confessional:

"Well I did it, I was hopefully able to get enough votes to get rid of Sadie." Duncan smirked.

Confessional Ends

Soon it was nighttime and all the Killer Bass were at the campfire.

"Killer Bass. At camp, marshmallows represent a tasty treat that you enjoy roasting by the fire. At this camp, marshmallows represent life." Chris explained.

Geoff pretended to be choking but stopped and winked at Bridgette who began giggling.

"You've all cast your votes and made your decision. There are only ten marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the Dock of Shame to catch the Boat of Losers. That means you're out of the contest, and you can't come back... ever. The first marshmallow goes to... Geoff, Tyler." Chris said.

"Woohoo place at the table." Tyler said happily putting his arms up.

"Ezekiel, Eva, Bridgette, Harold…" Chris continued.

"Yes." Harold whispered to himself.

"DJ, Katie." Chris said.

Katie left to get her marshmallow relieved but was concerned for Sadie.

"Courtney." Chris called out.

Courtney smirked and grabbed her marshmallow.

Soon we see that Duncan and Sadie are left. Duncan looks confident while Sadie looks concerned.

"Sadie." Chris said holding out a marshmallow.

"What?! Are you kidding me?!" Duncan asked incredulously.

"Well you're pretty violent eh." Ezekiel explained.

"Shut it homeschool, you guys made a big mistake!" Duncan said angrily.

"Can't say I'm surprised I saw you threatening Harold with your fist not cool." Chris lectured "Dock Of Shame's that way bro."

Duncan is furious as he gets his bag from the cabin and heads to the Dock Of Shame as the Boat Of Losers shows up.

Confessional:

"I knew Duncan was manipulating me, Courtney was right, he needed to go before he caused any trouble." Eva said, crossing her arms.

—-

"Yep this camp pretty much still sucks. But now that I'm here, I guess I might as well actually try to win." Gwen shrugged.

Confessionals End

We then see Cody make a toast in the hot tub "To the Screaming Gophers."

The rest of the Screaming Gophers cheer at this.

"Go Gophers, Go Gophers." Leshawna chanted.

Noah and Owen join Leshawna in dancing and chanting while the rest of the Gophers enjoy their hot tub party. Some of the remaining Bass walk back to their cabin, but Courtney stays to address the camera.

"Are you recording this?" Courtney asked the cameraman "Good. They can enjoy their little party all they want, but I am gonna win this competition, and no one's gonna stop me!"

Exclusive Clip: Duncan

"Man, this bites I can't believe i was the first one kicked off over my attitude. Courtney and the Wonder Twins were the ones who cost the challenge." Duncan sighed "Guess this game is more unexpected than I thought."

Voting Confessionals:

Bridgette: I don't like to judge people much, but Courtney has a point. Duncan is not only a criminal but he's pretty violent and threatening, so I vote for Duncan.

Courtney: Duncan's gotta go, Katie and Sadie can go at another time but he has to go like now.

DJ: Maybe Courtney was just a bit too judgy I'm voting for Sadie man.

Duncan: Sadie's gotta go.

Eva: Does Duncan seriously think I'm a fool, please that guy is going down.

Ezekiel: Duncan is scary eh, I guess my parents were right eh.

Geoff: Duncan doesn't seem too bad, I mean he at least wants to improve. I'm gonna vote out Sadie.

Harold: Ezekiel was right about Duncan, he's terrifying. I'm voting for him.

Katie: Courtney's gotta go. She put me and Sadie under the bus.

Sadie: Courtney is so mean, I'm voting her off.

Tyler: Maybe Duncan isn't that bad, he does want to improve himself, I vote for Sadie.

Duncan: 5

Sadie: 4

Courtney: 2

Author's Note: Surprise! Duncan's the first one eliminated. I did start to wonder why despite having a criminal record and being a generally rude person no one even thought about voting Duncan off. I mean you can have sexist views(Ezekiel) and be a rageaholic(Eva) and get kicked off but if you're a criminal you aren't targeted at all, yeah that makes sense. Hopefully you understand the logic behind this choicest . So I hope you enjoy this What If.

Screaming Gophers: Owen, Gwen, Heather, Leshawna, Izzy, Lindsay, Trent, Beth, Cody, Justin, Noah

Killer Bass: Geoff, DJ, Bridgette, Eva, Harold, Courtney, Sadie, Tyler, Katie, Ezekiel

22nd Duncan