Border Princes
In one of the lawless domains of the Border Princes a strange figure jumped from rooftop to rooftop, a Strigoi was prowling through the night. It was searching for suitable prey until it came across a lone man. It's rodent-like ears twitched at the sound of drunken raving.
"Where the fuck am I? I've been here for days after waking up in piss middle of nowhere and the drinks fucking suck! People are getting dragged away by giant rats, neighbors are stabbing each other and nobody seems to give a damn!"
The Strigoi had heard enough and decided to strike as it sped and then pounced off the roof. Then something happened in the worst case of bad luck ever. It was struck by lightning mid-flight and landed behind the drunk with a loud thud. Then the Drunk noticed him and turned around, revealing that he was wielding a War-Scythe of all things. He then just stared at him.
The beast-like vampire was frothing at the mouth with rage and lunged at the man only to receive a cut to his arm. The man somehow had abnormal strength and reflexes even when drunk and the vampire sensed that the blade was silver-plated.
"Who and what are you?" asked the vampire in frustration.
"I'm way too sober for this shit." Said the man.
He then appeared to think a bit more before speaking.
"Holy Shit! Are you an actual Vampire?!" the drunk exclaimed in amusement.
"Are you mocking me?!" Howled the Strigoi.
"Nope." replied the man casually as he decapitated the Strigoi with one side-ways swing.
The man named Qrow Branwen had been superstitious when he had made his weapon. He never expected anything like this to happen now. He watched as yet another giant rat dragged away the Vampire's corpse.
"Hmm, yes-yes!" said a voice a short distance away. Qrow decided to ignore that.
In Lustria
A man dressed in blue spikey armor was being chased by angry Norscans. The Hunter remembered how this had started, he had woken up in a Jungle filled with insanely dangerous flora and fauna, normally he'd be okay with that if he wasn't being chased constantly. He never stayed in one place for very long because it seemed that every living thing was out to get him. He couldn't be fighting all the time as he would get exhausted very quickly. Now the only humans he encountered turned on him and he didn't understand why, all he had said was that one of them had a small sword.
The Hunter then placed on his gliding mantle and jumped off a cliff then proceeded to glide.
Meanwhile
A patrol of Skinks saw a gliding figure in the Sky and watched in awe, this was to them a sign from Tepok the Inscrutable. The skinks clicked and hissed in debate about what it could mean.
Mountains of Mourn
A group of traveling Merchants were traveling through back to Tilea with some bizarre passengers along for the ride. A man dressed like a Norscan and a strange Greenman wearing the pelt of a Mournfang that was far too polite to be an Orc. At first the Tilean Merchants were suspicious of the men, but allowed them to come after they saved them from a marauding band of Gnoblars and Ogres. They allowed the men to come along with them, but wondered how to explain them when they got to Tilea. Eh, they'd think about it when they got there.
One of the Merchants, Remi Venturi, turned to the stranger with the broken horned-helm.
"Awhat issa' your name boy?" he asked.
"Goblin Slayer." Answered the man plainly.
"Issa' that all?" he asked.
"Just Goblin Slayer." The man clarified.
In Praag
After the incident that had happened the Flagellant that had been possessed had woken up from unconsciousness only to be publicly executed. The other Flagellants then left soon after, believing their zealous claims confirmed after seeing that one of their flock had been possessed without them knowing. Emiya then was questioned on the turn of events, to which he explained with a cover story for the exorcism by saying that he was a follower of the God, Allah. It worked apparently, as they bought it and let him go. He had then made a stall to sell the meat and pelts.
It turns out the Ogres were really good customers.
Flashback
He was approached by a large obese figure with a copper plate covering his gut, bearing the image of a large chasm or maw it was hard to tell.
"This for sale?" asked the Ogre.
"Yes, it is." answered Shirou.
"How much cost?" asked the Ogre.
"1 silver a piece is fine." explained Emiya.
The Ogre dumped a bag of 20 silver on the stand for 20 pieces of meat.
Martha was hiding behind Shirou the entire time.
End of Flashback
Shirou had gotten enough money to go into an expensive inn known as the Bow and Bard. An inn with only 13 rooms and with the smallest 13th room not ever being used for some reason. He got one of the six double rooms. He was now alone in the room with Martha, he was surprised no one heard her clopping hoofs on the way here. He then looked at her as she removed the hooded cloak.
He finally realized that all she was wearing under the cloak was an animal-hide bra and loincloth. She had the legs of a Goat, the hind-quarters of a Deer, the stubby horns of an Antelope and an upper-body human enough to be considered attractive her cat eyes seemed to give her an exotic beauty. She had a supple yet toned figure with pert breasts.
He then noticed that she was blushing and huffing, while wagging her tail. Something was a bit off with her behavior. She was acting a bit weird now.
He went to check her forehead and realized as he felt her temperature that she was in heat.
"Well, Shit." He muttered.
"It's okay if you don't want to sleep next to me." She said shyly.
Shirou having no regard for himself and having had to please the sexually aggressive Rin Tohsaka, was used to this kind of situation by now.
"I'll take care of your needs." He said nervously as he prepared the bed.
It was a good thing he had set up a bounded field to prevent anyone outside from hearing anything.
At Erengrad
The invasion of Erengrad had been halted by the Grail Knight but at the cost of his life as the Lord of Change had been the one to finally bring him low. The Chaos Armies had been destroyed and the day was won, only Slambo remained and was forced to retreat. As the residents of Brettonian Square were carrying the dying Grail Knight to bring him back to the lands of The Lady, they heard him speak a few words.
"I have failed The Lady." Muttered the Grail Knight as he had ultimately failed the main objective of his journey.
I'm sorry for portraying such heresy in one scene of this chapter. In case anyone has wondered before about how it seems people are getting around so fast, it is because the events sometimes happen in different time-frames. Also, this is all happening when Emperor, Karl Franz is in power. Lastly a Monster Hunter and Qrow from RWBY are here, the Monster Hunter is from MHW and Qrow is the one voiced by Vic Mignogna because I like his voice, also I'll explain why he had his weapon silver-plated, I just figured it matched his esthetic because he brings bad luck everywhere he goes and he can turn into a crow, so superstition fits well with him.
Omake(Non-canon)
In the Marshes of Madness a group of Boglars were wandering in search of frogs to torture and eat alive as per usual. Everything was quiet until something was heard in the background.
Plapp, Plapp, Plapp, Plapp, Plapp!
The Bullywugs had suddenly awoken to find themselves in a strange new swamp that they were unfamiliar with. But, that did not matter to them, they would claim this swamp as their own. For the Bullywugs were the rightful rulers of the swamps. These savages would pay for their cruelty towards Amphibians, the leader of the tribe, Paddylump The Great led them into their first of many battles in this foreign territory.
Omake2(Non-canon)
In the jungles of Lustria an Estalian Expedition was camping for the night but then suddenly they were all hit with darts in the neck and collapsed. Then multicolored Frogmen emerged from the trees and dragged their bodies away into the night to be kept as slaves. These were The Grung a species from another world that suddenly appeared here without explanation. They appeared to be doing well so far.
D Frogmen are Great! XD
