Heyoo am back with another chapter for u guyz.. so nooo am not retiring. I have been busy and lazy…my old crappy laptop got stolen and I strained my wrist doing 3d stuff. No worries though, I have a more powerful laptop and rigging a character is still a bitch.

I would like to thank u guyz for following me and the story…I know some of the grammar is bad, I don't know everything…but u guys still push through to the end. Even the best authors in the world need a beta…and sadly I don't.

I would want to reply to all my beautiful trolls but I just don't have the energy.. i will just drop another chapter.

In other news, I've been watching south park and rick and morty…. soo u guyz should not worry about my comedy changing at all.. in anyway. Scouts honor.

Now like how Disney once said…onwards, to another chap.

_piece, love and positivity_

Mr. steal your girl.

Kouh School grounds.

Life, full of ups and downs but to Issei , it was failing down hard like a stripper's panties. His life was pure crap and he honestly felt like dying. The only girl he ever had a chance to be with, broke up with him within 2 days of their relationship. What did he do wrong! Was it the date? she just left without a word to him. On top of that, no one at school seemed to recognize her when he showed them a picture of her on his phone. He just wanted to know where she is, so that he can ask the reason why she broke up with him.

He clinched the phone in his hands tightly as he walked like a possessed zombie along the walk way. His school mates ignoring him and his dark cloud like a plague. I mean who would believe Issei having a girlfriend, even his best friends did not believe him.

Issei went and leaned against a wall as he tried to figure out a way to prove everyone wrong and find out the answers to his dilemma. How was he going to find yuuma. If only he had a wayyy… hold on! He just remembered he has her number in his phone. He was just so busy being a sad idiot he forgot she gave him her number on their first meeting. He could feel his hopes rising as he placed the call button. The phone started to ring…someone picked up.

"hello?" issei called out to the other end.

"yes? Who dis?" a male voice came from the other end, issei was confused.

"it's issei…is …is this Yuuma's phone?" he asked as he heard the guy grunt and heard a moan in the background.

"yuuma? Ohh you mean raynare, yeah it's her phone. Hold on let me give her the phone.

"issei? Is this you" she asked him

Finally he can talk to yuuma..raynare? and get the answers.

"we..need to talk I don't understand what I did or iff…"

"issei" she cut him off

"I know you hung up on our little break up.. but am passed that now. I found someone else and am busy right now, don't ever call this number again." She finished as she handed the phone back to her male companion.

"what?! Wait yuuma listen" issei felt like breaking down

"pervert san? Raynare is busy again, I have to go too soo..stay home stay safe kid" the call ended.

His eyes widen in shock as tears threated to come out in response to what he was feeling after that call. He clutched his head in pain as he slowly slide against the wall and landed down on his ass.

"fuhfuhfuh" akeno laughed as she witnessed all of it happing from the window above. She whipped away the imaginary tears in her eyes as she failed to contain her laughter.

''come on akeno.. don't laugh in his moment of sorrow" rias said to akeno as she also tried to contain her laugh.

"you know I can't help it when I see someone in pain" she gave her a toothy smile with a blush visible on her face.

"So now that the fallen is not going to kill the pervert.. what are we going to do?"

"well, I guess I will have to confront him directly on joining my peerage. I will use his mood to my advantage" she smiled like a cat looking at its prize.

"Tell kiba to call him to our club room after school akeno"

"of course, bochou"

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Rias released her breath as she comfortable sat on her chair in the club room. She had finely made Issei join her peerage, granted it was not that hard to convince him to join. She just told him he would have a harem if he joined her peerage and with those words, he was already ready throw his humanity away to become a devil. If she knew it was that easy to make him join her, she would have not waited this long. Hopefully he will get stronger to help her defeat the jackass.

She leaned against her arm as she thought of what to do after her main objective being completed.

"I should go buy manga, and maybe not think too much of my shitty future." She thought as she got up her chair and made her away to the exit door. She just hoped the manga store had ordered new material.

Koneko's house

Koneko looked at her naked self in the mirror as she tried to make her boobs look big by squeezing them together with her hands. Nothing changed much, a depressed cloud started to hover on top of her head. How was she going to get laid by her master if those cows were always swinging their udders against his face. Her boobs were not small but compared to those women, she was just another ant to a lion.

She looked at the clock on her desk to check how long it will take for her master to come back from buying his manga. She still had time to try out her new night lingerie for the purpose of getting her master horny. She started to put it on and checked back on the mirror, was it going to drive her master mad with love?

She hoped.

She was about to take it off but suddenly hands circled around her and pulled her closer. Koneko smelled the scent and knew who it was, her eyes grew blank as she frowned at who it was.

"Nya ha ha ha , you look so cute my dear shirone!" kuroka squeezed her poor sister against her huge breast.

"nii san, let me go" she quietly said as a blush started to form on her cheeks.

This only made kuroka squeeze her more. Having enough of the bullshit, she turned her head around and bit her sisters breast hard.

"Nyaaaaa!" she screamed in pain as she dropped koneko and started to massage her breast.

It seemed to make koneko smile a little, revenge tested so sweet.

"Nii san? I need your help" she asked her big sister as it seemed to make her stop rubbing her breast and start paying attention to what she is going to say. She hated asking help from her sister but even she had to admit kuroka was a master when it came to pulling down Naruto sama's pants. Everything about kuroka was to made to attract her mate, Koneko never liked it one bit.

On the other side of the room, kuroka looked at her sister with love as she was ready to help her sister in any way possible.

''I need your help in making Naruto sama sleep with me" koneko looked down with a depressed look.

Kuroka's eyes widen as a mischievous smile started to spread on her face, she has been waiting for this moment since ever. Imagining a 3some with her, shirone and Naruto sama started to make her red faced and wet.

Koneko softly punched her sister on the head to make her snap out of it.

"you're at it again nii san" she gave her a blank look as kuroka looked sheepish

''sorry, so is this why your trying out the lingerie?" kuroka asked as she began to zone in on koneko's body. A nosebleed started to form as kuroka started to breath heavily with a deep blush. Koneko realizing what's happening, tried to cover her breast with her arms.

"you need help nii san, lots of it"

''don't judge me, nya." She stuck out her tongue.

"will you help me or not?"

"of course I will, but I can't since naru sama has been missing for the past week." She really needed her dairy dose of milk, a cat needs to stay health after all.

"ohhh about that, his hiding here" and just like that hell was let loose.

"nyaa! Where?" kuroka started to look everywhere under the bed, the closet, and was about to search the other rooms until koneko punched her again in the head.

"his not home yet you damn cat"

"ohh, sorry nyah" she sheepishly said while rubbing her head.

''sooo…"

"oh right, here" kuroka took out a small bottle containing pinkish liquid which she then handed her little sister.

''what's this?" she gave her a puzzled look.

"I stole it from ophis sama. She used it on Naruto sama to make him horny."

"really! did it work?" koneko's eyes started to shine with hope.

"let's just say there is a reason ophis sama was not seen for a few days." She started to laugh perversely.

"thank you nii san" koneko gave her sister a hug. Finally, she was going to get laid.

"anything for my little shirone, just make sure you put few drops."

"huh? Sure" koneko didn't pay mind to whatever kuroka just said. She was busy looking at the vail.

Kuroka looked at her sister with a blank look.

"Just make sure you don't over do it."

"yes, right" koneko made her way to the kitchen to prepare ramen for when Naruto comes back.

"ahh crap" what has she done. oh well, no need to cry over spilled milk…milk

She thought at the end with drool coming out.

Manga store…

Naruto squinted his eyes at the large book case trying to find the manga he was looking for. He brushed his fingers on the line of books until he stopped, finding the manga he was looking for.

"there it is, the new release" he took out the manga titled "Shijou_Saikyou_no_Maou_no_Shiso Tensei shite Shison tachi no Gakkou". It was a long ass title but it was still a good read.

He opened the manga and started to browse what was inside it.

The doorbell rang signifying that someone entered. It was a curve beautiful red head with blue green eyes and kissable pink lips. Rias surveyed the room looking for the shelf with her favorite manga. She then moved to the bookcase with the manga, finding someone already standing next to it reading the manga she loved. He had bright golden hair looking like a crown for how unworldly handsome and majestic he looked. His deep blue eyes scanned her for a second then give her nod before going back to the book he was reading.

Rias froze on her position feeling hypnotized by the young man.

Boy meets girl

She coughed softly in her hand and started looking at the bookcase for the replica of the book he was reading.

"the one I have is the last one" he told her softly while still reading.

"ahh this sucks, I really wanted the new release" she signed.

''soo… its really good huh?"

"am not giving it to you" he blankly replied without looking at her.

"would it change if I pay double the price to you?"

"what makes you think I need money" he raised his right eyebrow at her.

Rias rubbed her head for asking a stupid question, anyone would say Naruto is rich by just looking at him…now that she thought about it, this guy looked unnatural…..no human could look this perfect and bewitching, even a noble devil was not this good looking. She also could not sense anything from him, even an ant could produce a presence and this guy was not producing any. He was must be restraining his power at a professional level, this day was gating more interesting for her.

"am sorry I didn't get your name?''

"Naruto Uzumaki"

"nice to meet you Uzumaki san, my name is…"

"rias Gremory, your brother shouts your name everywhere he goes. Also appreciate you just calling me Naruto, none of that san crap" he went back to the manga.

"ohh. I guess its common knowledge in the underworld, are you perhaps related to the phenex clan Naruto san..I mean Naruto." She hoped he was not, the phenex name left a bad test in her mouth.

"why the hell would I want to be a phenex, how else am I going to tap that lady phenex ass" he gave her a ridiculous look.

"what?" she widen her eyes at him

"nothing, story of another time"

"okay?""

"I really want her juicy ass though''

"ehh?"

''I said I want some juice now"

"ohh, would it be okay if treat you to some dinner" this would be her chance to get the book from him, and maybe learn a little bit from him.

"free food, count me in" it was always nice to learn more about the people who would be working for you in the future.

"lets go then" mission stealing manga book is a go"

It didn't take long for them to reach a small restaurant called junky spot with some small talk about anime during their way there.

Finding a good spot inside they went and sat waiting for the waitress to come and pick their order. Without waiting for too long a brown-haired girl wearing a simple blue waitress uniform came up to them holding a notepad and a pen close to her face.

She blushed as she looked at the blond and red head couple Infront of her as she could not believe how beautiful they looked together and individually. She guessed game recognizes game.

"wh..whatt can I get you, I mean what would you like to order" she stuttered

"Do you have ramen?"

"yeah"

"one bowl please, pork ramen if you have"

"aright, wat about madam" she looked at rias

''I will have a simple salad and steak"

"aright, your order will be ready not for long" she went away

"soo...naruto" she got his attention as she secretly commanded her bat familiar behind Naruto to steal the book on the sit while he was detracted by her.

"yeah?" he looked at her

"have you watched the movie…" she started the conversation grabbing his attention. Naruto started listening until he saw something at the corner of his eyes next to his book but disappeared when he looked at the spot.

"huh? What was that?" he asked as he narrowed his eyes

"what was what?" she raised her eyebrow with a small smirk... it was so close.

"mhh...nothing. keep going with your bullshit story, keep going" he changed his posture a little to grab the thing trying to steal his manga. Rias continued with her story a smile spreading on her beautiful face.

A few minutes would go by as Naruto tried to grab the bat but, every time he was close the thing would escape.

"Naruto, you're not commenting on what you think about the movie" she rested her face on her hand while giving him a sly look. He seemed flustered with the cat and mouse game between him and her familiar.

"am going to clap its ass like Ali when I catch it" he gritted his teeth, switching his attention between rias and the book from time to time.

"fuh fuh fuh" rias laughed softly in her hand watching Naruto try to capture her bat.

A drop of sweat trailed down his forehead has he focused again on rias, the bat appeared again slowly moving to his book. He flexed his hand slowly waiting for the bat to get closer to his book. The bat got closer when it thought it had a chance to get the book for its master, them Naruto with new speed grabbed it by the neck making it cry out.

" gat your bitch ass" he said lifting it up to his eye level.

"huh! batman? Why you here, are you still mad about me smashing the women back in your home world?" he questioned the little bat.

Rias gave him a blank look.

"noo, that's my familiar…I told it to steal the book while you were distracted" she took the bat from Naruto's hand.

"ohh, here" he handed the book to her.

"am already done reading it anyway"

"thank you very much Naruto kun" she blushed

"I guess I owe you a favor"

"if you say soo" he said as he looked at the waitress coming over to their table. She handed them their orders by placing them on the table.

"thank you for the food" they both said at the same time, and started to dig in.

Rias looked at Naruto who was busy trying to shove as much as he can in his mouth.

"Naruto, can I have a bite of that" lets see how he acts when his teased

"this? You…you want a bite of my ramen?" he gave her a puzzled look.

"why not"

He slide the bowl to rias side of the table as she grabbed his chopsticks and took a bite of the ramen. She then started to make sexy moans as she slowly chewed on the ramen. The people close by started to blush and others started to get nose bleed and fainting. Naruto's eyes widen at the display of what rias was doing, she then used her tongue to lick the chopsticks sexually while not breaking eye contact with Naruto.

"hey! Hey … why you eat like scooby doo" Naruto cried out as he saw his food get messed up.

"ohh sorry?" that's wat he saw! rias looked at Naruto like he had grown a second head.

The game was on.

Hours later…

"thanks for escorting me home naruto kun" she thanked him taking her back home

"no problem, I should be going" he was about to turn around but rias stopped him.

"wait, visit me from time to time okay?" she moved closer to Naruto.

"I guess" he replied as he raised his eyebrow watching rias move her head closer and kissed his cheek.

"for your way home" she slyly smiled at him.

Naruto looked gave her a blank look. He softly grabbed her cheek and pulled her into a huge kiss to the lips. Rias eyes widen in surprise but got wider when she felt his tongue enter her mouth. Her eyes closed as she started to fall deeper into the kiss, and her blush intensified.

"hey!" Naruto called rias who was still frozen on the spot. He had ended the kiss seconds ago but she was still in her own little world.

"huh?... wow, you… you kissed me" she pointed a finger at him,

"I did, no one fucks with Naruto fucking Uzumaki and expect not to be paid back in full." He grinned while pointing his thumb to his chest.

"anyway...goodnight rias." He vanished with no trace.

"ehhhhh!"

Annnd fuckig done…just wanted to finish this fast so that I can build up the next chapter , maybe I will finish it on 25 or new year..dont get your hopes up tho.(not to my fans) And I can fucking write what I want in the story..dont like don't read…they are millions of story's here you can read. If u soo good at making a better story why the fuck are you even writing here on fanfiction, go write your master piece Somewhere else and not on my review section...maybe just maybe you will get noticed by a publishing company and have a life. If you can't make constructive criticism or say this is not a story then you should just shut the fuck up and go blow a dick somewhere. Don't get in your feelings…you little fagget bitch. There more shitty stories on this site that you cant even read a sentence and you here. You can write whatever you want but pray I never catch you coming at me cause bitch am different, I've been lost to the path of sinning I hope god forgives me.

400 people is okay for me. Also I don't really feel comfortable writing another story when am still writing this. I will end up putting too much work on my mind.