I bet you guys are soo excited to get a new chapter so soon, well I was actually quite touched with the fast response of you guys to the previous chapter and immediately started working on a new chapter.
also I confused Tricia's name to Amy..did clean it up..but may still have some errors in there.
Enjoy.
Chapter 7
A family of 5 set around a dinning table eating comfortably with the silence lingering in the air. The family was comprised of an old man with light blue hair and wearing a lab coat to show he was a scientist. He was sitting at the head chair while at the opposite of the table was also a man with short brown hair. The one's sitting at the sides of the table were two woman with blond hair and orange respectively while the other person was a kid with the same shade of hair as his dad, brown.
"So…I thought of an idea, I can make money with" the man suddenly said to his family to spark a conversion but was clearly ignored as they had the focus else where, his wife included.
He cleared his throat and tried to voice again but was immediately shot down by the old man.
"Shut up Jerry, no one wants to hear your stupid ideas, besides its clear that beth makes enough money to support the whole family without your help. Dadbeat" he whispered the last part but everyone around the table still heard it making jerry depressed.
"now come on dad, am sure jerry will find something he has a passion about " beth defended her husband making him smile at her for the save.
"yeah! Just like you mom, your passion is saving horses right?" summer intervened with a laugh making beth narrow her eyes at her, which seemed to immediately shut her up.
Rick also seemed to not like that comment from summer but refrained from saying anything. He then looked at his grandson who seemed to be in his own world as he ate his eggs.
" so morty…wanna come with me on another rick and Morty adventure"he said, gesturing with his raised hand after dropping his folk on the plate.
"uh..uhh sorry rick…am…busy with something else today…gat stuff" he stumbled on his words trying to come up with an answer to his grandfather.
"Why don't you take..li…like summer on your adventure for a while… you, you know" he pointed at his orange head sister.
"Yeah granddad, its been a while since we went on adventure. Rick and summer style " she happily supported Morty's idea.
"besides am much more useful that this idiot " she pointed at his little brother making him slump.
" Jeez summer, you don't have to act like…like a bitch about it" he responded at her.
"yeah..shut up summer, its only rick and Morty" rick supported his grandson.
"besides I need someone who is not complicated in making decisions. I require a simpleton"
"Hey!" this seemed to displease both summer and Morty, but rick only shrugged at it.
"lets go Morty " he pulled morty out of his chair and forcefully lead him to the garage.
" rick!! Ah..I said I have something to do" he forcibly broke ricks grip on his wrist.
"wh…Whhhatt! Do you have that's more important, morty?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.
"i..ah, like stuff rick. I need some Morty time" he quickly disappeared around the door escaping rick.
" little bastard" rick sighed as he was not so willing to go on adventure without his grandson.
It felt lonely.
" Your quite the sad man…richard" a voice suddenly broke the silent atmosphere of the garage surprising rick from his thoughts.
"wh..who's there!" he whipped his head around finding a young blond sitting on the table he does his work.
"Naruto?" he narrowed his eyes at the blond head.
"You don't seem happy to see me" he chuckled as he got up from the table.
"Well, everytime you visit, yoo(burp) you always bring me problems" he hissed as he brought out a jar full of ash and threw it at the blond who caught it.
"whats this?" he gazed at the jar feeling ricks presence.
" that's my ash, your wife came and asked me for a devise to locate you your whereabouts"
"did…did you give her a devise"
"of course, I had to get rid of her fast as everything around her started to decay" he said while taking out a flask from his coat and took a sip from it.
" fuck me…"his head dropped at his problems pilling up.
"what are you(burp) doing here?" he asked dropping himself on the work chair.
"well, I took something and now I have this….It won't go down" he pointed at his tent in the pants.
"for fuck sakes naruto, am not a doctor. Am a scientist" he took another shot from his flask making him burp
"ehh?, same thing. Can you fix me or not" he scratched his head.
"fine" he suddenly took a cylinder with a needle which he immediately used to prick narutos arm.
"Oww" he sarcastically reacted to ricks action.
"don't be a baby about it" he inserted the cylinder with naruto's blood in a some container device which started to light up.
"it will take me some hours to make a cure. I have to wait for the device to break down your blood" he commented as he started to focus on tinkling on something else.
"hours!?"
"are you the scientist here?" he turned his head at him.
"ahh, no?"
"that's what I thought" he went back to tinkling. He was clearly still bitter at morty leaving.
"ahh…am…did you finish the little device I wanted…the one which gave you a game interface view?" he nervously laughed as he wanted to get out of ricks space.
"Its in jar labeled naruto. In the box" he pointed behind him.
"thanks…I can finally have that isekai experience" he wasted no time looking into the box finding the jar. He opened it finding nothing in it. He shaked the jar hoping for a sound of an item bouncing inside. Nothing happened.
"Ummm..there is nothing in here"
"there is a blue pill inside, check again" he narrowed his eyes at him.
"Nothing still" he deadpanned at him as he give rick the box.
"what!!" he rampaged inside the box not finding the pill.
" that little shit!!" he dropped the box angrily.
"Who?"
"goddamnit morty!!! The little shit took the pill. That's why he didn't want to go with me" he got up from his chair.
"we are going to have to look for him before he does something stupid" the memory of Morty spreading an epidemic last time came to mind.
"so where is he?" he asked, also a little salty about morty taking his stuff. It was hard to make rick agree to do something, building something weird non the less. Honestly he was just inpatient, gods had all the time my ass.
"he took my portal gun, your going to have to look for him here….while I…track his portal history" he pushed naruto out of the garage.
"wa…Wait a min.."
"also don't do anything to beth" he slammed the door with naruto outside.
" am going to pay you back for this rick" he sighed making his way out the exit door.
"Ohh! Mr naruto, I didn't know you were here" beth immediately got up her chair as she saw naruto passing by.
" hmm? Or beth, yeah was just here for richard. I have some stuff to…do"he replied as he stopped to look at beth and her family members at the table.
"I see the self proclaimed "god" is here to grace us with his presence" jerry quoted with his fingers as he clearly didn't like naruto.
"Fuck off jerry, I don't have time to deal with your existence" he leaned against the door frame.
"hey summer" he lazily waved his hand at her with a small smile
"hey naruto…if…if your staying for some time..wann-"
"I better go now, nice seeing you guys" he cut her off as he wasted no time to make his way out the exit door.
"well…he was in a rush…"jerry said as they heard the sound of the door closing.
"Yeah…running from you summer" beth laughed at her daughters luck.
"Shut up mom"
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High school.
"may as well search for him here" naruto thought as he made his way inside the building.
He saw lots of teens moving about as they tried to do their daily task. They would widen their eyes when he passed by, with females blushing after taking a good look at him.
He ignored it all as he tried to look for the brown haired boy until his eyes locked in on a cute girl with orange hair more reddish than summer.
"wasn't she Morty's crush…or so he heard. Morty has done a lot of crazy stuff to date her but all failed. Quite sad….he may as well teach him a reason for stealing his stuff" he was a god after all, and he fancied her with the potion running in his veins. Red heads right?.
"His sooo handsome, right Jessi" a girl with shoulder length brown hair, darks eyes and wearing a white shirt with a checker mini skirt said to her friend who was also biting her lower lip admiring the blond stranger.
"do..do you think his a transfer student Amy?" Jessica asked as she still could not take her eyes of him.
"I hope he…his looking at us!...his..his coming here"amy panicked as she whispered at Jessica.
"calm down!" Jessica also panicked a little.
"Hey, naruto" the blond introduced himself with a handshake after reaching them.
"je..Jessica and my friend here is.."
"tricia" they both took his handshake.
"na-ru-to…quite the exotic name…I haven't seen you here before" Jessica asked him with a blush as he smiled at them.
"Yeah…its Japanese…amm, i was just visiting my friends and ahh..I was looking for Morty. I thought I could find him here"
"you're friends with morty?" tricia raised her eye brow. Summer's loser brother?
"ahh I guess, am friends with his grandfather…we were looking for him"
"na..ruto, Morty hasn't been in school for a week" Jessica answered him.
"Oh, would you like to help me look for him around town…I will make it worth while if you help me" he nervously asked them, his deep blue eyes shining like a puppy's.
"I…don't know..we still.."
"sure we will" tricia cut off Jessica grabbing narutos left arm and leading him out.
" tricia..you bitch" Jessica immediately hugged narutos right arm not willing to lose a potential Adonis boyfriend to a slut like tricia.
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Naruto and the two girls had fun walked around the town as naruto seemed to be open with his money spending. tricia also seemed to get more daring with Naruto as the time passed by, causing Jessica to also try her hand.
At the end of the day, it was more of a threesome date instead of them looking for morty. Besides naruto had already searched with His presence around the planet and didn't find Mort's signal….also he really didn't know how Morty's presence was like because they seemed to be a billon of them in this universe alone. He was not going to waste his time looking for him.
"its getting dark" naruto aimlessly said as he looked at the setting sun. The sky started to capture the golden rays of the sun.
They had went to the beach for some fun. "Morty" may have been at the beach too, he needed to search at all places.lies
They had chose to swim at the far end of the beach as they were less people. Most people never went there as it was dangerous but thankfully they had Naruto. He showed them he was not human and they easily excepted as they had seen more weird shit, thanks to ricks activities.
The two girls got out of the ocean and set close next to naruto. Water droplets streaming down their bodys with only the lingerie hiding their precious places.
Tricia had nice tits" he thought as tricia pushed her body next to him saying something about being cold.
He circled his hand around Jessica's waist noticing how wide her hips were.
She blushed at his move but didn't resist as she got closer to him.
…
"I should probably drop you guys home" he got up offering a hand to get them up.
"already!" tricia widen her eyes not liking how the time flied.
" What were we supposed to be doing again?" jessica asked as she was putting back her clothes. She brushed some of the sand off on her skirt.
"morty! He may be home by now" he rubbed his head.
" come on, I will teleport us"
"we should drop tricia first…her dad is a pastor" Jessica smirked at amy
"wai…ah…well played" tricia grinded her teeth. Why did she have to have a restricting father. Now Jessica will have alone time with the stud.
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After dropping tricia at her place, she daring quickly kissed him at the corner of his lips and went inside the house. Few minutes later it left him and Jessica at her door step.
"my mom is not here…wanna come in" she grabbed his arm not really waiting for him to decide much on the option.
" would love to"
She lead him inside the house to the coach. He dropped his body on the coach in exhaustion.
"want anything…a drink?" she was a little nervous. This was actually the first time she invited a boy to her house.
"Its oky…I can do this remember" he snapped his fingers and a bowl of popcorn appeared on the table.
"right…forgot" she was messing up…god she was embarrassing herself
come here" he pulled her into his arms.
"I didn't know you were this shy" he laughed softly making her heart miss a beat.
She narrowed her eyes and pushed him down the coach with force. She then got on top of him and set on his waist.
"do I look shy now?" she smirked at him as she got closer to his face.
"no…" he growled out as he brushed her thighs with his hands making her moan a little.
They both locked eyes both admiring each other Jessica got lost in his deep blue eyes while naruto liked her pretty face and pale skin.
They both softly kissed each other on the lips with a string of saliva connecting their lips.
"Netflix and chill?" He brushed her hair back. Red was still his weakness it seemed.
"sorry about earlier ….am not usually like that. Its just that I didn't want to lose to amy"
" its oky.. We can stop if you want"
"no!...let's see where this go.." she kissed him again, this time taking longer as they battled with their tongues.
She grinded her hips feeling something hard in his pants. She moved back looking at the big tent peached up.
"Sorry…was holding myself back for a while now"
"then don't…"she put her hand under his pants and grabbed his cock making him hitch his breath.
"this is actually…my first time…do you…do you feel good" she asked him as she stroked his cock after taking it out of his pants.
"yeah" he smiled at her as she continued to stroke him.
"let me take over" he turned her over, making him be on top.
"do you still want to continue?" He whispered huskily in her ear
"a little late asking that with your dick out and my panties wet…don't you think?" she answered while rubbing his toned stomach. Every muscle was in the right place.
"safe word is ramen" he took of her panties…
"ramen?really?...fine. Please Go easy on me" she laughed at his weirdness.
"Will see"('ω' )
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TV…
" man vs car
the newest heat show where it puts a man
"yeah"
versus a car
On tonight's episode
Michael Jenkins fights a regular old school bus
Here we go!!
Or he's pushing his way through
he's trying to fight the bus but the, bus seems to have the upper hand
He's got a little bit of push back there
Oh! No! he just got ran over and chewed up by the bus
His definitely not getting up anytime soon because he has no bones
they all got crushed!!
And so another win by the cars
I mean, wouldn't the cars always win(both commentators laugh)
Rick sitting on the coach changes the channel…
Samantha I need to know that you understand that I have a couple of eyeholes
Here
I do, I do understand
look I also have a couple or eyeholes
oh, my god! you have eight eyeholes
Rick takes a glance at the door seeing Morty coming in.
"Morty!! Yo.. Your little shit, why did you steal my stuff" he got up grabbing Morty by the shirt.
"Ahh jeez rick! I aahhh I didn't take anything" Morty tried to struggle but Rick had a good grip on him
"Don't lie to me Morty! I know it was you, you took the pill. Admit it" he started to shake Morty back and forth
"alright! Oky, it was me. I ahh i took the pill rick.. it was for fun.."
"well…then you better give it back, naruto is not happy"
"wh…what?" Morty's eyes widen
Ohhhoho Morty, something bad will happen Morty, something real bad. Naruto..he..his a god…h..he doesn't like when someone takes his stuff Morty"
"wh!!ahh jeez is..is he going to kill me rick?"
"ohh no Morty..he..his going to pay you back Morty. His going to do something…"
"wh…what is he going to do?"
"I saw him going to your school Morty…his probably after Jessica Morty…his going to fuck your crush Morty!!"
"ahh we..we have to stop him rick! Is he going to rape her?" Morty started to hyperventilate.
"oh no Morty..hhee will charm her Morty..he..has godly drip, he can bag a girl like that in a day Morty. You have seen his handsome face Morty!! It's the godly drip!"
"I..i have to stop him rick…jessica..she..she is my crush!"
"his probably pounding her as we speck Morty, he…he can make a girl faint due to orgasms Morty…he (burp) doesn't play around with sex Morty…his a..sex god. They sing songs about him Morty..its a catch song Morty!"
Morty didn't want to hear any of it anymore, and rushed to the exit door. He grabbed the door forcefully and opened it getting ready to rush at jessicas house but stopped when he saw someone standing at the door way.
"Ohh hey Morty…your finally home" naruto messed Mortys hair while getting in the house
"went out looking for you, I guess, I probably should have just waited here" he awkwardly rubbed the back of his head as he could sense some weird vibes in the air.
"ahh no, I was just playing around with Morty here. I finished the cure though" he handed naruto a small glass bottle with green liquid.
"just drink that"
"thanks rick….is Morty okay" he looked at Morty who liked he just had a heart attack.
"ah…yeah…I played a prank on him"
"well…take it easy little buddy"he sent some comforting energy to Morty to get him to relax, which seemed to work as the boy started to breath normally.
"Th..thanks naruto. Rick really gives me a tough time yo… you know" Morty dragged himself to the coach rubbing his head.
"well I should be going now…I hope you can make the pill thing again rick….and please cut the boy some slack" he said as he vanished.
"boyy…you really fell for that Morty" rick laughed as he joined Morty on the coach.
"jeez..rick..yo.you really had me there." He joined rick in the laughing.
End
Omake at the end.
(You guys be dodging my author writing
This was probably one of the hardest chapters I have written. The characters in Rick and Morty are so unique with different speech patterns it was quite challenging. I wanted to show that naruto is not just some god of earth…but a god who travels different universes and has fun doing it. His also a little petty and has alotta pride..his a God (ノ*゚ー゚)ノ
Also by now I hope your getting the Easter eggs…I hope.
Looking for that new naruto x jujutsu kaisen story. People are really not going for it huh(me included)
And maybe some naruto x new anime…maybe the demon lord Anos.. Slumps in sadness.
Or how to not summon a demon lord.
Solo leveling anyone…god I don't remember the last time I watched anime. I have been consuming a lot of manga and Korean stuff, since 2 years ago or later.
Omake…
Morty's highschool
Morty sighed as he put some books in his locker.
"never thought I would be glad to be back in school"he smiled closing the locker. Rick finally left him to have some sort of school life for today.
He started to make his way to his class but stopped when he spotted Jessica making her way in the hallway with her friends.
" jessica.."his face morphed into a love sick puppy.
"morty?...Morty?" Jessica called him as he still seemed to be in his little world.
"Jes..Jessica!?"morty widen his eyes
"Hey Morty" she giggled in her hand.
"heh..hey Jessica"
"naruto came yesterday looking for you…"
"ohh, we met back home"
"ohh great then, well I guess I should be going…"
"see you later loser" tricia pulled jessica away with her.
"bye Jessica" he waved his hand like a puppet. he had it bad
Morty could not notice the small limp Jessica had as she walked away with tricia helping her to walk properly.
"are you going to tell me what happened with you and na..ruto" tricia asked her friend, she still had a hard time pronouncing his name.
"I don't know…the only thing I remember was him taking my v card and then it was all blank…memory a little fuzzy"
The school bell rang.
End…
P.s should I create a twitter account for this or discord…
