Fuck you, Boiling Isles!

If you're paranoid about your enemies killing you in your sleep, you'd better head on down to Blight Industries!

Abominations that can be taken down by a teenage girl, attempted child murder! Psychological scars from child abuse?

You think you can strike up a bargain at Blight Industries? Well, you can kiss my ass!

It's our belief that you are such a cowardly, spineless shmuck, you'll sell us your whole life's savings!

Guaranteed!

If you find a better deal, you can take it and shove it up that owl worm's mouth!
You heard us right: shove it up that owl worm's ugly mouth!

Bring your trade! Bring your title! Bring your sister!

We'll curse her!

We'll curse your sister.

Because at Blight Industries, you are cursed six ways from Sunday!

Fly on down to Blight Industries!

Home of Abomiton fighting!

That's right, Abomiton fighting!

How does it work?

If you can go six minutes in a fight with an Abomination and not die, you get no down payment (even though the Abomiton won't stop until you're dead)!

Don't wait, don't delay! Don't fuck with us, or we will burn your balls off.

Only at Blight Industries, the only dealer who tells you to fuck off!

Hurry up sucker, this event ends the moment you hand over the snails! And they better be paid in full, or you're a dead motherfucker!

Go to hell!

Blight Industries! The Boiling Isles' filthiest and exclusive home of murderous, opportunistic son of bitches this side of the demon realm guaranteed!