My name is Izzy Loud. I live in a universe that has characters from Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, and Nintendo. It's called the Y Universe. Since I'm one of the Cartoon Network characters, I probably shouldn't be the one to tell you this story. It's supposed to be a story about the upcoming crossover fighting game Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl, but it's basically guaranteed to fail epically at that, so I say that makes it okay for me to be the narrator.

This starts with my brother Lincoln getting visited by a person he hates, Luan Special. Before I tell you what happened, I should probably clear something up. My brother is a lot different from the Lincoln Loud you may be familiar with. He's a nurse and he wears glasses. Now that I say that, I realize you probably aren't gonna need to know that. Who knows though? Maybe you will.

Anyway, Luan Special had came into our living room because she wanted to ask Lincoln to help her with something stupid. She had been looking forward to seeing a movie called Halloween Kills this October and her mother had just told her she's not allowed to. "So I told her that I'd make myself have a bad day, earning the right to see the movie because I'll deserve some joy," she said. Her plan to make herself have a bad day was to simply spend time with my brother. The reason he hates her is because she claims to hate him too. But I know she's completely full of it and is actually glad to have him in her life. What a piece of garbage.

Unless you already know, you might be wondering what she looks like. Picture my sister Lana but wearing my other sister Luan's outfit. That's why her name is Luan Special. Her trashiness only gets more and more phenomenal the more I think about her.

"And did your mom agree to that?" asked Lincoln.

Luan Special remained silent for a few seconds. Then she suddenly decided to be angry and said "Listen here, you person I don't like being around. You let me spend the day with you or I'll tear off your putt smack and mail it to my door! That will be your malls!" at the top of her lungs. Not getting to see a movie she's way too young for does not justify screaming in Lincoln's ear. Thanks to my psychic abilities, I know she hates it when people say 'screaming in ear,' which is the only reason I chose to say it.

"Why should I help you?" Lincoln angrily asked. Luan Special knew exactly why he felt she had no right to ask him for help, so he knew elaborating on it would be a waste of his voice. There was one detail he still chose to say though since it was new. "There's a bread shortage here in Michigan right now and all you care about is a movie that's three months away," explained Lincoln. He was about to demand she leave, but the doorbell ringing prevented that.

"Can I at least answer your door please?" the unwelcome guest asked.

"Why do you want to?" asked a confused but slightly intrigued Lincoln.

"Answering doors is fun. It's kinda like opening presents," answered Luan Special. Lincoln had a feeling this would get her to leave more willingly, so he held his hand in front of the door to indicate he would let her open it. Cheering up a smidge, Luan Special hopped over to the door and when she saw who was there hovering above our front porch, she almost pooped her pants. Wait. She wears skirts, so that doesn't work. You know what I mean though. "Oh my human! Parker J. Cloud from the hit new Nickelodeon series Middlemost Post!"

Parker was there to deliver a package to Lincoln. If you had been there, it would've been the biggest box you've ever seen. It was big enough to fit a young woman and her cousin in it. That oddly specific statement will seem not so odd in a minute. "I need Lincoln Loud (Y Universe) to sign for this," said Parker.

"That's me," Lincoln said before taking a clipboard from the delivery cloud and writing his name on it.

After being handed back the clipboard, Parker said "This was my last delivery for the day, so can I hang out here with you?" That made Luan Special fangirl squeal.

"That'd be awesome. Come on in," answered Lincoln. After he said that, Parker turned into a forklift to get the heavy package into the living room. As my brother walked past Luan Special, he could tell what she wanted just by the look in her face. "Okay. I can't deny a fellow Nickelodeon fan a chance at a day with Parker," he said, hoping for a little bit of likability in Luan Special. Good luck with that, bro. "That's the one thing we have in common," he added.

"No, it's not We're both Nintendo fans too," corrected Luan Special. What kind of idiot would correct a person in that situation? Don't push your luck!

Luckily for her, Lincoln was chill about it. "True, but you disagree with me about Cartoon Network, so it balances out," he said.

After Parker found a good spot to leave the gigantic box, the now finished with work cloud returned to normal form and asked "So, what did you order, Lincoln?"

"Nothing," my brother responded. "I have no idea what's up with this box," he added.

"Maybe it's something a fan sent you," commented Luan Special. I wish I could think of a nickname for her.

Knowing they could now, the two people inside the box popped out of it and shouted "SURPRISE!" It was a friend of Lincoln's and her cousin Carlota. Just like I did for Lincoln, I would explain how this friend is different from the character named Ronnie Anne you may know, but she is NOT Ronnie Anne no matter what her birth certificate says. She is The Purple Heart Pain. Anyone who treats my best friend the way she did is as far away from redemption as the people here in Y Universe Michigan are from eating bread.

However, I'll call her Ronnie Anne just this once to be nice to Lincoln. But never again after this!

So, just like The Yellow Something That Starts With Y (I'm working on Luan Special's nickname.), I'll tell you what Ronnie Anne looks like. She's got two pony tails, wears a tank top with a bunch of colors on it, and a skate helmet. Ironically, she hates skateboarding. She hoverboards, which is something you'd need a helmet for too, but still. Also, her left arm is currently broken because she crashed her board into a fire hydrant. Lincoln was the one who casted it up. Hey, look. The fact I told you he's a nurse ended up mattering. Now we just need two people to fight to justify this being in this website's Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl category and the goodie bag of justification will be complete.

Okay, back to my story that I'm telling you for some reason. My brother, the two girls who shouldn't be allowed in our home, Parker, and Carlota decided to hang out.

"You guys wanna hear about how I had to stuff Carlota into the mailbox?" asked Ronnie Anne.

"That sounds like something I wouldn't enjoy at all, so yes. Please tell it," answered The Yellow Yakopoopinja. That's a word I invented just now for Luan Special's new nickname. It's a noun for a person who looks like someone when they absolutely shouldn't.

Ronnie Anne then flashed back to earlier that same day. Like she said, she had to stuff her cousin into a mailbox. One of those big blue ones. You guys know what I'm talking about, right? Anyway, this was hard for Ronnie Anne to do, especially with her broken arm. She tried pushing with her arm, her legs, and a whole bunch of other body parts, but the person who is apparently named Carlota was just too fat. I should probably say her hips were just too big because that's probably more accurate, but it's not as funny. The lower half of Carlota's body below her waist could be seen sticking out of the mailbox. Her legs were tucked underneath her backside while it was in the opening. Carlota started scraping her feet against the ground at one point. All of this annoyed Ronnie Anne out of her gosh darn mind incredibly quickly. "Come on! Get in there! You can do it!" she shouted encouragingly. They were eventually able to both fit in the mailbox at the same time somehow though.

After the flashback was over, Ronnie Anne said "Linc, you have no idea how hard it was to get her in there! I'd rather give Sid undeserved compliments for 50 hours straight than have to go through that pool filled with razor blades of an experience again." I didn't wanna have to mention this, but now I've got no choice. Unlike the Ronnie Anne you might be a fan of, this one isn't Sid's friend. Instead, they hate each other.

"That is quite the story, Ronnie Anne," said Lincoln. "So, why'd you decide to visit anyway?" he asked.

Ronnie Anne then started crying like a baby while saying "Because I just wanted to see you. Thank you ever so much for being my best friend! You are the greatest person in the entire multiverse!" There's a literary technique known as the unreliable narrator. I can assure you I am in no way being one right now.

While Lincoln comforted his friend by hugging her, his ex-boyfriend showed up because he had something important to tell The Yellow Yakopoopinja. "Luan, you've gotta come home. Luna got her head stuck in the toilet and she said you're the only one she's comfortable with getting touched by," he said. I could tell The Yellow Yakopoopinja didn't wanna have to leave, but she still did. "Bye, Lincoln. It was nice seeing you for half a second," Two said before he left. His name is Two, by the way.

"Bye," Lincoln said back.

They just casually hung out for a while until Parker got an idea. "Hey, do you guys have a park here in Royal Woods?" asked the cloud.

"Oh!" exclaimed Ronnie Anne. "I see what you did there," she added.

The pun actually flew over Parker's head, but the little nimbus was still happy someone liked the idea. No one but Parker had anything to do that day, so they didn't need to put a limit on how long they could be at the park. They could stay as long as they wanted. I guess Parker heard my narration because that's when "Oh, I just remembered. Thanks for having me, everyone, but I've got somewhere to be," was said.

"Where?" asked Carlota.

"Russell is gonna fight Po from Kung Fu Panda in front of the Technodrome." the cloud explained to everyone.

"And you wanna watch the fight?" asked Lincoln.

"Oh, no. Absolutely not. I need to get there before it starts and remind everyone that fighting is wrong!" exclaimed Parker. I can't say I agree. After Lincoln opened a window, Parker turned into a jet place and took off at a lightning quick speed. Real original way to describe going fast, I know.

Just before they left the Loud house, Carlota gave her cousin and Lincoln a hug. She also gave each of them a quick little kiss on the tops of their heads. The three of them went to the park. Once at the park, the three of them sat in the grass and looked up at the clouds.

Ronnie Anne thought back to the fight Parker left for and said "Man, I wish I could be in one of those Nick All-Star Brawl fights."

"But you can't because of your injury?" Lincoln guessed. Boy, I wish he had been right. I do not like what The Purple Heart Pain said next. Sorry. I know I said I wouldn't call her that today. Won't happen again.

Here's what she really meant. "What? No way. I don't need both my arms to fight. I just can't be in one because I'm not the real Ronnie Anne," she said.

Carlota was very confused by that statement. "What are you talking about?" she asked. Lincoln and Ronnie Anne then looked at each other. They both knew they were thinking the same thing. Should they explain it to Carlota and give her an existential crisis or not? However, they wouldn't have to make that decision because something happened that completely took away all of the attention.

What was it, you may ask? An alien invasion? Werewolves attacking innocent civilians? The vice president going on a rampage because she didn't get her Chicken McNuggets from Burger King?! Oh, no. Something much worse than all those dilemmas combined! Buckle your seatbelts because this is gonna be totally dramatic! Lincoln happened to glance over at a bench and saw the last person he would want to see in that moment.

He's actually good friends with this person and she's dating his best friend, but seeing her while he was hanging out with Ronnie Anne made him forget all that. The person he saw was Sid freaking Chang! Y Universe Sid Chang, to be exact. She was there with her baby brother Melbourne and his twin sister Victoria. Lincoln knew is Sid and Ronnie Anne saw each other, they would start arguing and ruin everyone's happy mood.

It was then that he knew what he had to do. He had to stop all the ghosts that were coming through. He's here to fight for me and YOU! Okay, just kidding. I'm sorry, but that song is just way too catchy. What he actually had to do was hide Carlota and Ronnie Anne so Sid wouldn't know he was hanging with them.

Not thinking through his plan very much because he had to be fast, Lincoln pointed at a tree and said "Hey, guys. Go see what's behind that tree." Carlota and Ronnie Anne went where he was pointing while he sneakily walked in the opposite direction to go sit by Sid. "Hey there, pal. What brings you to the park?" he asked. And I'm glad he worded in that way because it made me realize something. Lincoln saw his ex-boyfriend out of nowhere, that ex-boyfriend's last name is Park, and yet Lincoln's not bothered by the fact he's currently in a park. Good for him!

Sid looked down at her baby siblings and answered Lincoln's question by saying "I needed to find Mel and Vic something fun to do. The bread shortage is really getting on their nerves."

"Really? I wouldn't think they'd care, being zero-year-olds and all," Lincoln commented.

"Yeah, well they do. And it's getting really bad. Earlier today, they were watching the SpongeBob episode where the mailman says delivering mail puts bread on the table, and the twins completely misunderstood it. Not knowing what mail is or what the word 'delivering' means, they put a block in front of a pineapple and got super cranky when bread didn't magically appear on the table," explained Sid. "I never thought I'd say this, but I wish I still lived in Great Lakes City. I hear there's no bread shortage there," she added.

Sid and Lincoln weren't aware of this because they don't speak Baby, but the twins were asking them what started the bread shortage in the first place. Melbourne didn't mind, but Victoria couldn't stand being ignored. She also can't stand at all because she's a four-month-old. Anyway, I'll bet you're wondering how the bread shortage began too now. Allow me to give a simplified version of the backstory behind it. The Federation of Food & Nourishment, or The FFN for short, is in charge of providing food for many fictional universes. The Y Universe is one of them. However, The FFN is currently choosing to ignore us for absolutely no reason even though we deserve their attention just as much as everyone else.

But then how does Great Lakes City still have bread? I guess the Ontarians prepared by sending some bread to the future with a time machine at some point in the past and now it's arrived for them. That's the only explanation I can think of, besides ridiculous ones that obviously wouldn't be right.

Wait. Why do I feel like I'm forgetting to do something? Oh, right. Lincoln constantly glanced at tree he sent Carlota and Ronnie Anne too while he sat by Sid. Once he spotted that they were walking back to where they were sitting in the grass, he knew he had to hide them again. "I'm sorry to hear about that, Sid. I'll be right back," he said in a tone that was more panicky than he would've liked. As he rushed back over to Carlota and Ronnie Anne (I wish they had the same last name, so I could just call them 'the Casagrandes' or 'the Santiagos' since that would be quicker.), he quickly thought about what Sid had told him. Since there was still bread in Great Lakes City, maybe she could buy some from the little store Ronnie Anne's family owns and maybe that would be the first step to getting Sid and Ronnie Anne to stop hating each other. Unfortunately, he needed to keep them apart from now while he thought over if that was a good idea.

It's an idea that will lead to Mel and Vic being happy. On what planet is doing something that will make babies happy not a good idea? Come on, bro. Step up!

"There was nothing behind that tree," Ronnie Anne said to Lincoln.

"Oh, must be something that's invisible when looked at by girls. My bad," he responded. I'm not sure if I love that excuse he came up with or if I think it's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

I decided to help my brother out so he could get back to his fun relaxing day in the park, so I stepped in. I teleported to the park and took Sid to Jupiter. I didn't bring the babies with us, but they'll be fine. Lincoln saw me do this and gave me a thumbs up while Carlota and Ronnie Anne weren't looking. "So, what do you guys wanna do now?" he asked once he knew he had nothing to worry about anymore.

"Let's go to the mall!" Carlota suggested. I wish I could've gone with them. The stereotype is that malls are only for girly people who like to buy clothes, but that's complete bologna. Malls have something for everyone.

Lincoln and Ronnie Anne liked that idea. The three of them happily left the park right when a battle between Michelangelo and Nigel Thornberry was about to start. That's the end of this first chapter. I'm gonna let someone else narrate the second one. I already told him everything they need to know.