In an organized bedroom, Finch read the note that one of his friends gave him that said: type in anime milf and go nuts.

As the words anime milf were typed in the search engine and then hit send, images popped up containing said words.

Holy cow, he wasn't kidding. Alright, now which one looks good enough to me? Finch thought. Although, maybe I should narrow it down to blonde haired anime milfs since that's what I'm into?

Typing more in the search engine, it now read: blonde haired anime milf.

Tons of pictures of said words popped up, including Temari from Naruto.

Let's try this one.

He clicked on Temari's picture and found himself sucked into her world. He flopped beside her, making her jump slightly.

"Whoa, what happened? Are you okay?" Temari asked.

Finch dusted off his clothes and introduced himself.

"Sorry about that. My name's Finch and you, my lady?"

"Temari." The female ninja said.

"That's a nice name." He complimented.

Just then, a puff of smoke blinded them for a moment before it cleared to both of their eyes. It was Naruto's Sexy Jutsu and it was working its magic on Finch.

"And what's your name, my sweet?" He asked.

"Na-ru-ko." She uttered the syllables of her name in his ear, making him blush.

Got him now! Naruto thought. Just one more push.

Naruko went to kiss him when Temari smacked her across the face into the ground, turning her back into Naruto.

"She was a he? Ugh, now I feel dirty all over." Finch said as he shuddered.

"Yeah, anytime a new guy hits on me, he shows up!" She said, pointing at Naruto, who was knocked out.

Finch nodded. "I see. You're still beautiful to me, no matter what." He said, gazing into her eyes.

Temari blushed. "Idiot! Why'd you have to say that?"

"Because you really are beautiful. May I kiss you?" He politely asked.

Temari kissed Finch and for three months, they lived happily ever after before Finch went back home.

The End