Ya'll I meant to have this out a few hours earlier. Definitely not far off from when I normally post chapters. But I will say, I have been a bit tired and lazy. And you can tell by the fact that this will be more dialogue than rhyming. Or at the very least, that's how I'm gonna excuse this.

Anyways, I'm gonna start to do shoutouts. Keep in mind that I may respond to reviews later. IDK what's wrong with this site and reviews, but I didn't even see reviews for the first few chapters until weeks later. And I definitely checked. It just decided that they existed way after the fact and even insulted me by saying they were there weeks ago. IDK

Both of them are sus: This is a prime example of a review I received late. It showed me your nice Christmas wishes in March. I'm annoyed now.

Silverghast: Yeah I definitely worked hard on Chapter 5. I actually intended for there to be even more, but I decided to save it for a future chapter. And all in all, it's gonna be a minute before I add any other 3rd parrties to these chapters, so enjoy Sai for now. It's interesting because, I of course don't truly plan ahead. Like I had this chapter's dumb premise and gag in the back of my head for a while, but that's only before I got used to not blurting out chapters immediately after thinking them. It's kinda my formula for really fun chapters. I just don't enact that with every chapter to avoid getting burnt out. I appreciate the review and thank you for reading.

Piloates: I don't even remember what was in chapter 8. But judging by your response, it was the one where Naruto kicked the phone out of Sakura's hands. XD I hope you guys know that I truly have fun writing my nonsense, and I'm really glad SOMEONE came to compliment my stupid rhyming FINALLY. Who knows though, might just be holding new reviews for ransom. We'll see...

Guests: Sorry to lump you all together, it would just be tiring to number you all and address you individually. And I was thinking about a snowman building chapter, but I decided Sakura being nosy in chapter 5 was more important, maybe next Christmas... if they survive eachother that long... Oh and Ino is definitely gonna show up, and she's gonna stick. Sai and her meeting probably won't happen though, ssad as I am to say it. To be honest, I was pushing my beginner fanfiction writing ability just having Sai in chapter 5. And he was literally silent the whole time lmao. The general sentiment I got from you guys was that ya'll enjoyed. Thank you for reading.

On with the show! :D


Still riding high on the other day's victory, Naruto begins to ponder Sakura's existence, full of mystery. And if he recalls, what's on his side's never been history. He's been keeping on his toes lately to try and avoid her witchery. She's not in the hall now, so the coast might be clear. But him running directly to his door might alert her that he's here. So, he carefully walked down, making sure to do so quietly. And he gradually made his way down, completely silently. But something caught his eye, something deemed inappropriate in polite society. Let's just say, it's the foot-long, purple, rubbery variety. He could take a breath though; he reached his door finally. And he can now investigate such a breach in his privacy. It was dangling by a thread, a disturbing prospect entirely. Dangling on his doorknob, kicking up his anxiety. But of course, teleportation was her gift, undeniably. She was starting to crack up, urking him in his entirety.

"Naruto... *giggles intensely* What... is THAT?"

*squints* "..."

"Don't you have anything to say? Oh, don't even pretend you didn't put it there."

"..."

"Oh, stop it! With you're questioning glances, you knooooooow I wasn't the one that put it there. You think one of the neighbors did that?"

"..."

"Oh, who are we kidding Naruto, this was just one of your statements, this is clearly a pride thing. It's all in your head, Naruto."

"..."

"I just have one question..."

"..."

"Why are such a fReak, Naruto?"

"..."

"OMG, this is so frEAkY, Naruto. Why did you do that? Why are you being so FReAky all the sudden, Naruto?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...Wow... I never knew you were such a FrEAk, Naruto! Why are you such a freaK, Naruto?"

"..."

He seems very adamant about not defending himself. If he won't waste time arguing, she's gonna have no one else. Something about this one really struck a nerve. Sakura has no idea what's coming to her. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but just know that she'll feel sorrow. And better sooner than later, I always say! I'll have to write that chapter some other day.

"No defense? No rebuttal? No arguments about how I'm nosy? I mean... I guess... you clearly did this. You obviously wanted to do something FREaKy, something so frEaky that... everyone would know... just how much of a complete FreEeAaAaAK you are!"

*Glares* "..."

"And you've... DEFINITIVELY succeeded... in doing that... Naruto..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Naruto..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"I want you to think back, Naruto. I want you to go back to a time when you weren't such a freaK! And then pinpoint the exact second that you decided- that you had said to yourself "oh MY MY, I'm gonna be FREAKY for the rest of my life!" Please share this moment with the class, Naruto. I mean, this is just soooo fReakY why did you decide to be so freAkY! Narutoooooo!"

*Glares* "..."

"Naruto, this was so traumatic, Naruto! I just... Naruto... this is so completely mind-bogglingly FReaky of you to do... I mean... GOSH GOLLY! Naruto?! This isn't just freaky, it's also icky too! You know what that means...This is fRickY! Yeaaah, this is some real FrICK stuff going on Naruto! Some reeeeaaaal fffrrricccKKK behavior... Is your name Ricky?"

"...?"

"Well I'm gonna call you frICKy RiCKy for the rest of your life! How does that sound RickY?"

*Groans* "..."

"Do you prefer RiCk? RikKY? Or FRiCKy RiCKy? Huh? Which do you prefer riCK? Rick! RiCk? RICK! RICK!"

"..."

"Talk about frICKY rICkY, oh so SICKY! Amiright Rick? Oh rick, who are we kidding, rICky? We've always known you were a F-r-r-r-r-riiiiiiiiiiiCK! You're so frickY, RicKY!"

"..."

"Ricky?"

"..."

"Ricky!"

"..."

"RICKY!"

"..."

"RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKEEEEEEEEEEYY!"

"..."

"...?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...Naruto, why are you SUCH! A! FREA-"

*SHLAAAAM!*

"Hahaha HAHAHA!" *Tears Rolling*

And just like that, a mirror image of last time, except with this chapter, I have a lot less to rhyme.

He exploded and left, realizing she could go on for hours. It wasn't worth giving her more time and power.

Will their relationship ever cease to be this sour? Maybe not, after this chapter, Naruto may not allow her.

He snuck himself inside, and squinted in the little peephole, and his eyes met Sakura's who was staring into his soul.

"AYO! You forgot something!"

-pointing at the unmentionable in indigo. Naruto then reached, grabbed, and pulled inside the 12-inch dildo (THERE! I SAID IT!).

Sakura started to break out into even more laughter, the way she really just got a sex toy to plaster* on his wall, this was a clear recipe for disaster. For her though, this was such a simple, easy happy ever after.

Will we ever get back on course? Will Sakura feel any regret?

Will we ever get back to trying to find out Naruto's secret?

...Maybe


*In Britney's voice* I knoooooow, I knoooooooow, demonitization on my fanfiction was not worth the effort, not by a looong shot. *ashes cigarette on baby's soft spot* You can't spell demonitization without demons!

No but really, I really just sit around thinking about nonsense like this every othr day. You'll wonder how we got to 100 chapters, and then you'll realize that atleast a third of the chapters are like this. This wasn't even a dialogue, it was really just a dumb monologue pointed in Naruto's direction. I mean... I had fun lmao

Tell me, if you prefer it less wordy, if you actually prefer shorter dumber chapters, even if it's just one of ya's, I will feel a lot less guilty about it. Oh well... If you like the story in general, or even just this chapter specifically, leave a review. And maybe fav or follow it. I try my hardest to put out... chapters... in a timely... fashion...?

OKAY BYEEE!