Dear Diary,
Is this a diary? A journal? A log of my life?
Anyway. Haaaaay it's Mad Mal. Do you like the nickname? I don't know, I'm still working on it, but it kind of has a snazzy ring to it don't you think? I thought I would take some time to reflect because wow my life has been a roller coaster. June got me this journal and seemed to think it would be healthy to write down my thoughts and feelings. Super sappy but yeah kinda sweet I guess. I suppose she's right too, after everything that happened with Rick and the team, maybe I haven't 'processed' events as well as I should have. So first off, big brother Rick is doing fine, he recovered from his injuries and is more motivated than ever to prove himself. Seriously, dude has taken the gym to the next level and is all kinds of jacked. Is that creepy for me to say about my brother? For real though. He also took a page from my book and got some tats going on. You can't go wrong with some badass ink, and I think that's become a new addiction of mine as well. Can't exactly steal permanent art either so win-win? I've been good I swear, I'm not stealing or thieving...as much. I mean, does a $12 ring from Claire's even count? That's real robbery if you ask me. I've also grown my hair out and it reaches down just below my boobs, I kind of feel like Aphrodite coming out of that clam shell, only much more alternative. Overall I'm feeling myself.
Not going to lie, it was an adjustment losing new friends so quick. Killer Croc is still MIA and Diablo and Deadshot have chosen to respect their prison sentences. We still write and keep in touch though. Diablo is also trying to teach me Spanish. He's defiantly like the hermano I always wanted but got stuck with Rick instead. Kidding! Well, mostly. I've kept close tabs on the news and I've seen all of Harley's recent shenanigans. Good on her for finally leaving that clown, but wow, poor life choices following. That girl is defiantly her own brand of crazy, but I kind of respect it. Not gonna lie, now that the Joker is out of the picture, I could totally see myself partying with her. Never a dull moment in Gotham that's for sure. OH! Have I mentioned I settled in Gotham? I don't know, just seemed fitting. Rick wasn't pleased, but I mean, when is he ever? The main downside is seeing those damn wanted posters everywhere. Yeah you know who I mean diary. The bat shit crazy Aussie himself. Mr. Captain Boomerang. I really wish I had good news to share on that front, but I haven't heard a word. I don't know why I kind of expected to hear from him, like a secret message tied to a pigeons leg or something. But no, he took his chance and vanished like a joey into it's moms pouch. I know it was my choice not to go with him, but romance isn't dead dude. I mean, maybe I ripped one of the posters down and kept it, just to see his face. I admit it, he still gives me those tingly vibes, curse that bad boy charm. Then of course there's Pinky, that majestically plush unicorn homie. I basically had to keep him because it certainly isn't his fault his owner is a dick. A good looking, rugged dick. Ok this is getting weird, I apologize. Is that enough venting to start? I feel like I covered the basics and then some. I'm supposed to meet Rick for lunch tomorrow. Look at us, getting lunch together like a normal half brother and half sister, times sure are changing. But that's our life now, and surely it can't get any crazier than what we've seen already, right?
Peace out!
-Mad Mal. Ok no just Mal.
A/N: Wooooo bet you guys thought you'd never hear from me again hey? Honestly I'm so amazed this story keeps getting likes and follows, more so recently and I think we all know that's because of a certain new movie coming out! I get to see The Suicide Squad on Friday and I'm hoping it gives me new ammunition to continue. In the meantime I thought a page out of Mal's diary was kind of a cute way to catch up on things and potentially set the stage for the next part of the story! So hang in there my lovely followers and thank you so so much for the continued support! xoxoxo
