Hello all! Here's the first chapter up and posted! As promised, as I am following in EZB's footsteps, I am doing a two-part chapter! Yep, awesome right? Well without a do, here's the great beginning to the end of all gravity falls fanfiction!

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Chapter one: the epic return… part one. (code part one: A=Z)

(A/N: authors (plural of author since we all are working on this thing) note, usually having a name before the ":" is who it is from, or from us all if no name is present)

A teen boy sat at a desk looking over notes, small scribbles of creatures and items of interest laid everywhere with little captions.

The teen boy wore a common plaid button up t shirt along with rustic jeans, but for some reason, instead of being outside like most of the population, he sat indoors.

"where did I screw up?" he asked himself, looking at one simple page with a equation written on it, a long equation.

"how did I screw it up?" he asked as he crumpled it and threw it at a overflowing waste basket, the teen looked at his desk before knocking all the papers and hidden books off with a single swipe, adjusting a lamp, he placed down a small blue book, one bearing a Pine tree on the cover, and a number 3.

That alone gave him so many memories from the past.

The past.

Not all were like him, not all were even similar to mason "dipper" pines, he was an odd bean of the bag of jelly beans.

"heh…" he chuckled, remembering his own words from four summers ago.

"we are not normal…"

He flipped it to the third page, summer was about to begin… he had to begin the book again, four summers took two journals… 300-page journals, every single inch covered in writing, nothing left out.

"I wonder what this summer would-"

The doorbell rang and the mail slot clicked open as a small bundle of letters were pushed through, at least twenty letters sat there, along with a final small package.

"huh." Dipper said, he had a clear view to the door, so he was curious already, not only did the letters and box seem… out of normal, the mail arrived four hours early.

Getting up, he slid the journal into his back pocket, somehow fitting, as he picked up the package.

"what the?" he exclaimed; the box was seemingly filled with a heavy material.

Opening it, he found a wooden box, filling the entire thing up, with a small note on the top, addressed to him.

"do not open till summerween.

-anom."

"interesting." Dipper said, pulling the box out of its package, he pulled at the clasp yet it didn't budge, he noticed one thing he should've seen earlier.

A key hole.

"… I'm an idiot." He said quietly while looking for the key, but couldn't find it.

"… summerween eh?" he said, with a deep smile.

"jack you trickster." He said, sighing and placing the box on his desk, and turned to the letters.

"mcgucket, wendy, soos, even pacifica?!" he exclaimed, looking at the twenty letters before him, but one final one caught his eye.

"To:

Dipper pines,

98-30 sea view ave, piedmont CA, 94611,

From:

Jackson peterson, 8217 down road, gravity falls, Or, 12345."

Dipper looked at it, confused, and ripped it open.

"dear dippin-dots,

Jackie here, I wish to tell you that this year will be weirder than the last, and I hope you'll come to experience it!

Yes Pacifica asked me to write this, yes she forced me to make a detailed later to send to you, yes she is planning a surprise party as the shack on June 1st, be late will ya? It begins at 4 o-clock sharp, ill try to buy time an distract Mabel for a minute, can't wait for your return this summer, and also a gnome wont stop pestering me, his names "cleft" I think? Maybe not… still though come! Don't be a party pooper and inform Mabel of the party, expect a call the night you read this, or a few minutes afterword anyway, as I sent Mabel a letter too! Bye!

-Jackie boy"

Dipper couldn't help but smile, Mabel's crush, the elusive Jackson Peterson, dippers closest friend his age and gender…

"same as always…" he said, folding the letter, sure enough as soon as he set it down, the his phone rang.

"that would be Mabel." He sighed chuckling to himself, as he answered it.

Elsewhere.

"yawn morning wads!" Mabel pines said lazily, though it was clearly noon, as the pig looked up from a really expensive bed with his name engraved on it.

"yes, master good after noon to you too!" she cooed in a gruff voice while messing with the pigs feet.

"thank you waddles… now for the mail!" she said, sliding off her slippers with her name embordered in gold thread off and picked up the small pile of mail collected in a small basket, along with a note from a post man of a package.

"a package?!" she exclaimed, quickly opening the door, sure enough there was a package, or rather two.

"a tiny and a big… y, big-y!" she said to herself as she picked them up and brought them inside.

"wow.. heavy.." she said as she placed them down and pulled a pair of scissors from nowhere.

"lets see what's in big-y!" she said, ripping it open, inside was a enormous supply of gummy koalas, "dummies", a knock off brand of smarties, and a single letter.

"jack…" she said, looking at the letter with a grin.

Ripping it open, she found a simple note.

"dear Mabel,

Please return to gravity falls, not only I but most of the town misses you and your brother, so please return, and enjoy the candy, I think it would last you till you arrive…

-jackie boy."

Mabel felt a familiar sensation fill her chest, a sensasation that filled her each time she thought of jack.

With a smile she stood up and looked onto the horizon with a deep grin.

"hey Alexa, send a message to Janice, "cancel everything, going to Oregon for summer, you got boss clearance till im back."!" She said as the device behind her blipped.

"message sent." It said as Mabel picked up her phone, and dialed a number.

"come on dip, answer."

"yes?" her brothers voice came from the other side of the phone.\

"you wanna return?" she asked in a sneaky voice.

"… you got a letter from jack didn't you." He asked, she grinned hard, dipper didn't need to hear a "yes" he knew the answer already.

"June first…. 6 am… Highway 97…. Bring supplies and waddles… meet you there." He said before hanging up, mabel bounced.

"okay for tiny now! she said, ripping open the second box, inside was a single thing, no letter, no address, only a sheet of paper with a single sentence on it, in a language she didn't know.

"ardeat ad tempus, reddam"

...

The drive to gravity falls was not simple.

Even more so with a sister behind you honking the entire way.

Dippers blue jeep could only go so fast… not like he would speed unlike his sister on the one lane road, who drove her favorite pink Camaro, ironically it wasn't the most expensive car he had seen her drive, but still.

"come on dip faster it would take years to get there at this rate!" Mabel hollered out of the side of her vehicle; dipper chuckled.

"it would be three minutes…" he yelled back as the teen slid back grumbling into her car.

"heh…" dipper chuckled, a one-way road he picked for this very purpose, almost no one takes this road to gravity falls, luckily, he found it a few years ago, he could go any speed he wanted on this road, from 10 to 160 miles per an hour.

Yet 40 seemed right for today.

Several honks behind him in protest gave him a tiny bit of annoyance… but he could deal with it.

A flare launched out of the woods, dipper almost stopped the car, but remembered jacks warning.

"we might be early…" he said, looking at the digital clock, sure enough… it was thirty minutes till noon.

"oops." Dipper grimaced driving along, he wondered if they set up early.

(Elsewhere.)

"dang it guys hurry thirty minutes all we have!" jack yelled at the others, who ran around setting up decorations and loading tables with food.

"wendy, how's the smoke machine?" jack yelled to the red head, who groaned.

"not good cant soos do this?!" she yelled panicly, jack sighed and ran over.

"soos is getting ready for the twins and getting Emily into her dress..." he said while gently pushing her to the side lightly and pulled some wires, and reinserted as the machine suddenly came alive.

"…. How." She demanded.

"I'm the spare handyman what do you-" jack started, but a crack and a pop from far off sounded, jack saw a red ball with a fading streak rise to the sky.

"…. Crap… everyone... make that three minutes…"

"three minutes? Whats three minutes?" asked a little girl who looked a lot like soos and melody ramerez.

"uh…. Wheres your dad?" wendy asked.

"stuck in the celling…" she said cheerfully, and jack bellowed a hearty laugh.

"show me…" he said the the girl while giving wendy the "hurry before its too late" look.

Wendy only saluted.

...

Dipper saw the shack before she did, so he slowed down a bit, buying precious seconds if they needed it.

"come on MASON!" Mabel roared with frustration.

"hold it…avoiding a pothole…" he lied, yet there was one before him but it didn't mean anything.

VVVRRRROOOOOMMMMM

Mabel burst past him when she had the chance, immediately parking outside, a little girl burst out of the shack as mabel opened her door.

"Mabel!" she roared jumping into Mabel's arms.

"hey Emily!" she said swinging the girl.

"wheres piggy?" she asked.

"waddles?" Mabel asked, the girl nodded.

"wabbles." She said, Mabel smiled.

"close enough." She set the girl down and opened the back seats door, where a certain pig launched out of it.

"piggy!" she roared, hugging the pig as she was knocked over, waddles the pig licked the girls face repeatedly as mabel stood there jealous.

"he smells cookies…" she said sighing, catching the smell as well as diper parked, careful of the girl and pig on the ground.

"oh god Emily!" a familiar voice came from the shack, as the mother of the child ran out as waddles backed off as melody picked up her kid, brushing dirt and gravel off a pretty yellow dress.

"keep it clean okay?" she said sweetly to the child who nodded with a grin, her face covered in pig slobber.

"and clean your face… its almost food time okay?" she asked the girl who nodded and ran inside as fast as she could.

"nice to see you here early… ill get jack." Melody said quickly darting inside the shack, as dipper tapped Mabel's shoulder, knowing the secret party.

"hey Mabel…"

"yes?"

'you got here first… what's my punishment…" dipper said with a forced smile, Mabel turned slowly with a demonic evil face.

"oh ho-ho… this will be good…" she said and started to brainstorm for their little bet they made at the highway.

"I command thee…. To get me a pitt cola every time we have food or anytime, I want for the summer!" she said with a smug look.

"a week."

"DEAL!" she shouted shaking his hand, as dipper panicked inside, remembering the event years ago.

"still?" she said, knowing the look in his eyes.

".. yeah…"

"ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" the laughter echoed their heads, the laughter that came five years ago….

Mabel shuttered.

"its over dippin-dots…" Mabel said putting a hand on her brothers' shoulder.

"thanks…: dipper said, realizing what she meant. As a certain teen came out.

"hey you two…" a voice came from the shack. "a little early, aren't you?" jack said, leaning on the doorway.

"hey jack!" dipper said as jack sighed.

"where's the others?" Mabel asked, jack smiled lightly.

"in town… you arrived rather early…. We were planning a party but you guys got here first…" jack said chuckling lightly, dipper hid a knowing grin behind a serious look.

"did ford or stan come back yet?" he asked barely holding the grin.

"nope… not even sure who they are except for pictures…. They're your grand-uncles, right?" jack asked dipper nodded.

"right ill remember that anyway wanna go out back for a few games before the party arrives?" jack asked, with a sinister grin.

"im going to beat your record this time!" Mabel said with the similar grin, jack's Ping-Pong record took the towns surprise…. Much less anyone tried to beat it failed miserably, it wasn't the world record, but he always outsmarted and out swung the enemy.

"oh so you wish to try again after your slaughter eh?" jack teased turning for the shack mabel said one sentence.

"oh hell yeah."

"heh heh… challenge accepted." He said and walked through the shack with twins in tow.

"hey soos! Ya ready to play a game?" jack said out loud as he exited the back door, a bright light blinded the twins for a second, before they were astonished.

Almost the entire town… and several people they met.

"surprise!" yelled everyone, surprisingly the multi-bear and several unicorns sat together talking when they arrived, among manutars, small faires, and a surprising presence of-

"elves?!" dipper questioned as he saw a small squad of them before him, with them a teen elf, one with silky black hair and starliong blue eyes.

"hey, ye two ready for a party?" she said in a rich irish accent.

"tari?! What? Where? HOW?!" mabel said running into a hug.

"my parents finally accepted I was five hundred years and cant control me…" she said with a wink to dipper who saluted.

"thanks to your "adventure" last year… im having more freedom…. So thanks." She said letting go of the sweater lover who sighed.

"yeah… that was fun…" mabel said looking to the sky.

"how was being chased by werewolf's fun?" dipper interjected, with annoyance.

"being chased by hot werewolf guys is fun…" mabel began. "even though they wanted to eat you and use me and her as-"

"okay that's enough!" tari and dipper said at once Mabel laughed, the fact of what their leader said to them before they chased was embarising for the three, despite the age difference.

Dipper turned slightly away but before he could say anything else, a familiar hand tapped dippers shoulder.

"hey loser." Wendy said to the boy, who spun around quickly.

"Wendy!" he said surprised. "what? You think I would leave you two to a party? And not join? Come-on you know I'm a party animal." Wendy said with a grin, Mabel cheered.

"you're dancing with me again?!" she said with a grin.

"eh… maybe." Wendy said rubbing the back of her neck.

"you enjoyed the dub step didn't you." Mabel said getting close to Wendy's face, who gave a hearty laugh.

"yes fine!" she admitted. "plus, if I remember correctly, I want to beat your dancing skills." Wendy said with the familiar grin jack had.

"oh think you can take her on corduroy?" a snotty voice came from behind her, she didn't even need to turn to know who it was.

"great… who invited the northwest?" Wendy said at the teen girl, jack took a visible side step and hid behind one of the manutars.

"you are dead later." Wendy said to the teen who gave a weary grin.

(A/N D.T.A62: Wendy and Pacifica have a rivalry over dipper for whatever reason, Luke or epic2awesome didn't specify what but the reason will appear ion another chapter.)

"what… cant you look at me?" Pacifica said, a little annoyed.

"still think you're high and mighty?" Wendy snapped; Pacifica snorted.

"so? What's the problem?" she snapped back, even though she had changed in five years, some traits are still in her, such as the snotty tone she gave to Wendy.

"why you little-"

"you two calm down or I will kick you from the roof." A voice came behind them, as a tall woman with soos's body type came up, the two girls stepped away quickly.

"good." melody said, frowning at the two.

"no fighting, do it on your own turf." She said to the woman and teen who nodded, then melody suddenly snapped to a nicer, and welcoming side.

"enjoy the party then! And where did my kid go?" she said to herself and walked off looking for a little girl, dipper and Mabel sighed in relief, melodies "mom" side was somewhat scary, even though they weren't related, it was clear not to piss her off.

"huh… where is waddles?" Mabel questioned as well in her head, as the Elvin teen also disappeared.

"where is tari?" jack asked himself setting a few boxes of soda on the ground as the elvin guards looked around as well.

...

"piggy!" Emily said, hugging the one and only waddles, who licked Emily's face lightly.

"well what do we have here?" a Irish voice said.

"ellie!" Emily said, tari sighed.

"nope… but good for now… so petting waddles eh?" she asked, they were under the back porch, with a view of the back yard and pool.

"yep!"

"good… so you wanna join the party? I hear there is more cookies!" tari said with a grin. "how about I steal a couple and we'll feed piggy?" tari said with a grin, the girl smiled and nodded.

"let's go then!" the elf said and climbed out of the small crawl space with the girl and pig, off to do some mischief.

...

The party began a few moments after a cookie disaster with tari and Emily as ring leaders, waddles stole an entire plate of sugar cookies and ran into the woods to hide and eat them and Emily was put in time out, the elf however was asked not to do it again, and the dancing commenced.

"in this corner we have the third year champion in three years is mabel pines!" soos said in a microphone as the crowd got together.

"in that corner! We have the second place winner for one year, give it up for wendy corduroy!" soos said to the crowd as they got hyped up.

"in this corner… so many corners, is the elusive Elvin dancer, second place winner in two years and third place winner last year is tari…" soos stopped, as one of the elvin guards leaned to wispier in his ear.

"just tari! Okay and finally last but not least, is a newcomer! Give it up for toby determined!" soos said as the reporter moon walked and danced his way around his space.

"five minutes on the clock!" melody said as jack hooked up a giant digital clock bearing five minutes.

"dubstep music in place?" she asked her husband who nodded with a grin. "start… NOW!" melody yelled as the music began. (play any dubstep song you want, repeat it if its under five minutes or just stop at five minutes exactly after its done.) the timer began clicking down as the crowd began their dance votes with little papers.

"who knew toby would do it this year…" jack said to dipper at the punch and soda table, dipper nodded.

"yep… but I figured it might happen." Dipper said, sipping pitt cola and strawberry juice from a paper cup.

"aye matey…" jack said in his best pirate impression.

"I better get two wee papers for voting!" jack said, turning and walked like a pirate with only one leg towards melody. "I better watch me booty for thieves as well." Jack said, slightly breaking the pirate accent, and disappeared in a small crowd, dipper sighed, what could go wrong with voting?

...

"okay we have an unexpected result…" melody said with a surprised smile.

"all four contestants ate tied." Melody dropped the four dancers groaned.

"oh come on!" wendy sighed.

"well there's only one thing left to do now folks… contestants! Dace till you drop! Last one dancing wins!" melody yelled as soos cracked thunder from his keyboard, with a few "yeah"s.

"okay… ready to be out danced lassies?" tari said, with a twinkle in her eye.

"do I even need to say yes?" mabel sneered.

"aye.. you do." Tari shot back with a playful grin as music began.

"and start!" melody yelled and the here girls and weird guy danced like no one was watching.

...

Hours went by and the party disbanded after wendy somehow outlasted the other two girls, and toby determined outlasted her.

"yay, I am recognized!" he said, as the three girls chuckled, soon the party was over and it was jacks job to clean up, with the help of wendy and the twins.

"what a party…." Wendy sighed, tossing the last of the streamers into a garbage bag.

"aye." Tari said, sipping a glass of punch while relaxing.

"aren't you going to help miss priss?" wendy asked, the elf who laughed.

"yeah… sure ill help…" she said, emptying her glass and then tossed he plastic cup into a trash can expertly.

"there… helped lass!" she smirked, Wendy frowned but gave a thumbs up to the elf, who outsmarted her by some reason.

"hey you two… knock it off…" jack said, while lifting a pile of dishes somehow easily into the shack.

"hey you two! see you tomorrow." Jack yelled from the shack, Dipper and Mabel sighed.

The day was getting late.

"hey… you wouldn't mind if I stay for a bit?" tari asked, Mabel looked at her with surprise… which turned into glee.

"girl's night!" she screamed with joy, hugging the elf and bouncing with her.

"aye! Aye! Put me down!" she half screamed and laughed.

"okay! Let's call Candy and Grenda and see if they are here! And where did Pacifica go?" she asked, dipper shrugged.

"okay… we'll call her to! Hey Emily! Want a sleep over?" she called into the shack as she burst into it, dipper laughed and the elf gave a concerned look.

"is… this safe?" she asked, dipper shrugged.

"define safe."

"oh boy." Tari said, wondering what she gotten herself into.

...

Jack biked home, it was faster than his usual foot travel, and it was safer than just walking blindly into the woods.

He lived far off into the forest, not far enough that it took a long time to get there, but it was a good four miles from the shack.

"the place is nice somewhat, and it is the cheapest option right now." He remembered saying when he looked for somewhere to live, strangely the past resident left all his items, from a extensive library to a small gun shop in the basement, jack wondered who owned it before he did, as there were no traces of names nor any photos to look at to try to find out who lived there before him.

Not the strangest thing he experienced for sure.

But still eerie enough for him to lock every door and window to the point of "excessive".

But when he rounded the small road to his home, he saw something that he didn't expect but knew was coming.

The front door was blown off the hinges.

"… that's new..." he thought, parking his bike next to a tree, and entered his home.

Everything was destroyed, books were thrown, shelves were emptied, drawers were cleaned out as several things were broke.

"what the hell?" jack thought while grabbing his trusty metal baseball bat from an umbrella stand.

"hello?" he said, as a crash came from the back room.

"who's there?!" he demanded, and was answered by a mysterious figure.

"well my boy… I am Baron Von Numnum, and have you seen a book with a golden hand with a number 3 or below?" he asked, stepping out of the shadows, the man was dusty yet stood strong, grey hair and a mustache, the man looked at least thirty in age, with a aviators goggles and classic brownish tan trench coat, with a grey sweater and cargo pants with thick black boots.

"excuse me?" jack said, he never heard of the guy.

"you may not have heard of me, for I am from a… different nation beyond these woods.

"great… a psycho." Jack thought sarcastically and set the bat down.

"where exactly is this "nation"?" jack asked, his hand was near the bats handle but wasn't touching it.

"…. You may not have heard of it… it's a nation far into northern Asia." The man said.

"so somewhere in Australia eh?" jack said, the man grinned.

"why yes my boy… somewhere in there indeed.

Jacks alarms went off, he should've corrected him, but he didn't, unless this man is off the rockers, or...

"what were you looking for again?" jack asked, opening a drawer on his desk.

"a or three books with a six fingered hand made of gold paper." The man said, jack nodded.

"I believe I saw something like that in my light study upstairs…" jack said, the man looked up.

"feel free to look, it may not be it, ill be here…. Did you make this mess?" jack asked.

"uh… no." the man said, jack nodded cautiously.

"okay…. Upstairs third door to the left when you reach the end of the stairs." Jack said, putting some paper into the drawer.

"sure… ill be right back." The baron said, suspiciously and almost bolted upstairs, as soon as he went out of sight, jack pulled the drawer out, and two others and flipped them upside down, carefully opening a secret compartment in each, soon after a few seconds, he had three books, one to three with a golden six fingered hand on each.

Jack shoved them into a small backpack and grabbed his bat, and ran for his bike, as soon as he reached it did he feel a pair of eyes on him.

Jack turned to see the man look at him with evil eyes.

"you liar!" he said, jack did send him to his bedroom after all.

"shit!" jack cursed, running the bike and jumped on as the man gave chase, he had a few places he could go and had few he trusted that dearly to help him right now, most of the town would follow the finders keepers law or say to give it back top the man, he didn't want the latter.

"I have to get to the police station." Jack thought as he pedaled, as he looked back, and saw the man stop, jack almost smiled and thought he won.

Almost was the key word.

The man suddenly grew large, larger than a horse, with two large eyes and a large man like body with large arms and smaller legs, jack had seen something like that in the journal.

A Gremlobin.

"oh great…. Jack thought, remembering the entries.

"don't tell me I have a shape shifter on my tail." He groaned sarcastically as he petaled harder as the being roared angerly.

"yep… I'm dead." Jack said, as he went for town, but the Gremlobin appeared, blocking the one road to town, he had to take the other, which led...

"not a bad idea…" jack thought as he swerved, going down the path he usually took for quite some time, a road to one place, the mystery shack.

...

A game of cards shouldn't be hard right?

Quatro was hard enough with four players, but even more?

"take two cards red head." Tari said with a smile, Wendy sighed and pulled two cards from the enormous deck which was a "four times as large" edition.

"my turn!" Emily said, dropping a reverse.

"oh yeah my turn!" Wendy said evilly and dropped a plus seven.

"take it or lose!" she bellowed with a laugh the elf smiled and took the cards, Abuelita sat in her regular chair watching a late-night drama show with melody and Soos, who was enjoying "the duchess approves"

"how dare you sir!" said a man on tv.

"how dare you dare me!" said another.

"oh, this is like… so awesome." Soos stated quietly as he was glued to the tv, the Elvin guards half watched the show and watched the game, both divided on the very part.

"mwahahahaha Quatro!" Mabel said, slapping down a card leaving her with four.

"oh no!" Emily cried.

"don't worry she has like four turns left." Wendy said to the child who nodded but was still concerned.

Dipper sat in his temporary room, remembering the little talk with Mabel.

"I'll rent a house! I am a millionaire after all!"

Dipper chuckled, always the gloater.

He closed his journal, with a sigh, he looked at the rising moon, somewhat glad it was a normal moon, then turned to a small photo his sister took five years ago with two adult men behind them.

"I wonder where they are…" dipper said to himself, and got up to walk downstairs.

...

"mwahahahahaha I win!" Emily shouted with a grin, the girls groaned, outmatched in a simple card game.

"my life is meaningless…" Wendy said depressed but shot to a smile.

"nice game… but I think ill turn in…" tari said, standing as her guards readied themselves.

"awwwww!" Emily booed, but was clearly tired.

"come on… ill get you to bed…" Mabel said, holding the girl's hand and brought her upstairs.

"okay bye…" tari said, but everyone stopped, melody shut the tv off, Soos snapped to reality and realized it too.

Screaming.

Getting closer.

"positions!" said one of the guards, surrounding the elf, who glared at annoyance.

A crash came from outside, as the front door was shoved open by-

"jack?" Wendy questioned, who panted, rain fell hard outside, and he was soaked.

"run…. away…" he said, and collapsed against the door frame, Wendy grabbed him and helped I'm to a chair.

"run from what?" she asked, everyone heard another crash, but much closer, everyone turned, and saw a creature through the door.

"a Gremlobin?!" tari shouted as guards took attacking stances.

"no…." jack said out of breath, just as dipper arrived and swathe creature.

"something else entirely…" he said, as the beast shrunk into a man.

"oh no." Wendy whispered in fear, stepping back as dipper stared in shock.

The shapeshifter stood before them, free of his cage.

"oh... dipper my boy, its been a while, hasn't it?" the shifter said, with a deep grin.

"attack!" said an elfin guard and all four charged.

Grenda, previously silent shouted in her booming voice. "beat it up!"

The elves slashed one by one, the first sword slash missed and the elf was thrown into a wall, the next grazed his cheek.

"ow." The shifter said, picking up the man and tossed him out the front door with brute strength.

The shifter grabbed a guard before he could react and slammed him hard into the floor, creating as hole and a limp guard within it, the last guard stood there, fear clearly in his eyes.

"oh, hold still… this will be quick…" the shifter said, launching at the elf, only to get hit in the head with… a frying pan?

"stay out of my house you…. Creature!" melody said, swinging the weapon again, only to get blocked, and with one hand he snapped the iron pan with ease, the other a backhand to the woman, tossing her into her husband, Grenda, Candy, and Pacifica, who went sprawling together.

"guys!" dipper shouted in fear, turning the creature, who grinned.

"where are they my boy… where are the journals?" he asked stepping closer, the last Elvin guard tried to intervene, tried Is the key word here, as he was backhanded into the register counter.

"last chance…" he said, changing form, into a large lizard creature, one with a pair of wings and two horns spouting from his head.

"a dragon?!" dipper screamed in his head, as the creature looked at the remaining, then paused on jack, who tried to hide the backpack.

"what's in there?" the shifter boomed, as his tail shot forward and grabbed the bag.

"no!" jack yelled, and rushed forwards, only to be slapped back with the very tail.

"oh… yes…" the shifter said, ripping the bag open, and dipper stared in disbelief.

All the journals….

All there in the shifters grasp.

"don't worry… ill be back later, after I have a bit of fun trying out these new forms…" the shifter said, and ran out and flew for the heavens.

"no!" dipper yelled, as the creature disappeared in the sky, too late… he had acted too late.

He turned to the group, who gave him the same look.

This wasn't good at all.

Not one bit.

…..

Well, well, well! It has come! The first to the epic return has started!

Didn't expect the shifter, right? Well the next part explains all!

Don't worry, no one will die… yet.

Now each part I will give character bios so you know what happened in the five years you have missed, starting with Mabel pines!

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Mabel pines:

Age: 17

Sex: female

Hair: brown (long)

Zodiac: shooting star (khnvgw fxgdzwezt)

Bio: after their great first summer in gravity falls, she brought her pig m=home to piedmont, the twins parents didn't like the idea of a pig but accepted it after a week, each day since Mabel had built all sorts of costumes and sweaters for her and the pig, until one day when her mother suggested selling her ideas, soon the pets And Humans Clothing store plus, or the P.A.H.C.S.P., was born, and since her company started in early winter three years ago, she had racked up almost a billion dollars in sales alone.

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And the first time code before the normal end of chapter coded messages!:

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See you all next time, and remember: reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYE!

-T.S.W. and folks

(Update) TOP OF MORNING! DING DING DING! TOP OF MORNING! DING DING DING!

Wake you up yet?

Good, this is an updated chapter, 16 pages of words I fit into a small screen XD.

So here's the beginning, I am updating the chapters before I add a chapter, sorry but my OCD is going off for not writing correctly, so many errors were in the original doc, and I rewrote, and revised it, but the turn of events stayed the same.

Am I a magician?

No… I'm an illusionist.

:)

So welcome all to the beginning and end of all gravity falls fanfics, though I'm sure others will continue, this may just be the only gf fic I ever do, but I have an idea of a special thing for those who want backstories to jack, tari, and several new characters and old to clear things up.

I have a lot on my plate as it is…

*shows his plate with bread labeled work, potatoes marked free time, bacon marked gaming time, and a glass of Kool-Aid marked gravity falls once again book.*

I cant fit anymore…" tries to but another food item but a invisible barrier blocks him*

See… not enough time yet XD

See you guys! Ideas for future chapters are welcome as well as stories, and no lewd things please! *D.T.A.62 I'm looking at you! *

and yes, this series will be more older teen themes for cursing and some references that are adult themed as well as a few occasions where you could say it gets steamy.

*I hate you james.*

See ya around!

And stay friggin weird!

-T.S.W.!