A/N-I do not own YuGiOh or harry potter. They belong to Kazuki Takahashi and J.K Rowling. Enjoy.
Edited-Feb 2021
Ishizu just stared at the two boys in front of her. Malik and Ryou were looking shocked and seemed to be frozen; she had no clue what was wrong with them. Suddenly, she grinned. Malik wasn't the only one able to be a total idiot.
Unscrewing the cap off her water bottle, the black-haired girl spilt half of it onto her dear brother's head.
Coughing and spluttering, Malik glared at his sister, "What the heck was that for!"
Ishizu just smirked, "It was an accident. Clumsy me. Now can you help me drag Ryou inside? I'd rather not face the wrath of the thief."
"I don't think I will. You just dumped freezing water on me and ruined my hair. Do you know how long it took me to brush it? But more importantly, it sounds like you are scared of Bakura. Ha! "
Ishizu glared and whispered, "If you don't help, I'll tell Yami your deck's weakness and what happened when you were 4."
"I'll help! Just don't tell that bloody Pharaoh what happened when I was 4." Malik shuddered as he thought back to that horrible day.
"That's what I thought." Ishizu smiled triumphantly.
Scene change
Seto glared at the owl sitting of his desk who seemed to be doing the same back. The owl ruffled its black feathers and dropped the letter, that was tied to its left leg, on the CEO's laptop and left, seemingly have had enough of his attitude.
At that moment, Mokuba came into the office, with the cutest smile ever on his face. "Hey Niisama! Guess what! I got 97% on that maths test today! Isn't that awesome! Sensei said I got the highest in the class!"
A rare smile broke onto Seto's face at that news. "Great job! You worked really hard preparing for it."
Mokuba then noticed the odd-looking letter on the desk, "Hey, what's that?"
Turning the letter around, the brunette read the address.
Domino City, Japan, Planet Earth, Milky Way.
Kaiba Corporation
CEOs office right at the top
The chair at the desk.
"Well, that's oddly specific, wonder who could have sent it?" remarked Mokuba."Can you open it?"
Ripping it open, Seto stated, "It's written on parchment. And it was delivered by an owl."
Scanning it, he scoffed, then chucked it across the room, "That's a load of rubbish.".
Mokuba caught it and decided to read it.
HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY
Dear Mr Seto Kaiba,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been invited to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Due to detecting your magic rather late, you shall be placed in the 6th year so you can be with students in the same age group. Enclosed in this envelope is a letter from the Headmaster. Please note that a Mr Malik Ishtar and Mr Ryou Bakura shall also be attending. A list of equipment needed is also inside.
From, Prof. Minerva McGonagall.
"Hey, Niisama, did u read this through?"Mokuba asked his brother, who was typing rapidly as if his life depended on it.
"It lost my attention at witchcraft. Probably a prank from the mutt. I'll deal with him next time I duel Yugi. He will regret it." he replied, not even taking his eyes off the screen.
"I don't think this was a prank. Joey and Tristan are too stupid to even think of this, and Yugi-kun and Tea are too nice. If this was Yami's idea, Yugi would have probably stopped him. Ryou is way too innocent. That does leave Bakura and Malik, but this seems genuine. Read the letter, Niisama."
Seto stared at his younger brother. "You just called the dog and the useless one stupid.I'm proud of you. Also reading this letter is a waste of my time. I have waaaaaaaaay better things to do."
Mokuba glared at him and said, "Read IT.", sounding a lot like his brother. "And, after that, we are going to the Ishtars to see if Ryou and Malik got one too. If it is a prank, you'll get the chance to terrify them, which you have done to countless others."
Seto sighed, "Fine. But, we don't have their address."
Mokuba smacked his forehead in frustration, for a genius his brother could be an idiot sometimes. "You are the CEO of one of the most powerful companies in the world. I'm sure you can find it."
Half an hour later...
Mokuba and Seto were standing outside the Ishtars house and Mokuba knocked on the door. When Isis came to open it, she asked them, "How did you get our address?"
"You are asking the CEO of Kaiba corporation that."
"Oh. Well, what are you here for?"Ishizu asked.
Mokuba spoke before his brother could, "Did Malik and Bakura get a letter delivered by an owl?"
The girl looked surprised, "I presume one of you got one."
"Yes, it was Niisama."
"Well come in, this Dumbledore person is supposed to meet us at 6 pm."
A/N-Well that concludes the chapter. It sounds like a terrible attempt at humour. Well, tell me in the reviews what you thought. The next chapter will have more action. I promise. Thanks for reading. I think that's all the mistakes. :)
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