I think littlekuriboh has skewered my perception of Bakura and Malik.

/ryou to his yami/

/Bakura to his hikari/

Disclaimer- Yu-Gi-Oh is the property of Kazuki Takahashi and Konami. Harry Potter is the property of JK rowling.

The three teens and the preteen followed Snape into Gringotts. Ryou was showing Bakura the warning outside the bank.

/ Don't you dare rob the bank, understand./

/I would never, Hikari/

/You can't fool me, Yami./

Bakura stuck his tongue out and Ryou rolled his eyes, "Real mature."

"What was that?" Snape asked

"Nothing!" Ryou said quickly.

Malik interjected, "Yeah he was talking to me."

"I agree with Ryou, Malik is an immature guy," Kaiba said.

Malik was about to stick his tongue out but remembered that Kaiba was gonna get revenge later so decided against it.

Snape cleared his throat and a goblin looked up.

"We need to convert pounds into gold."

The goblin grunted and held out his hand waiting for the money.

Pulling out a bag from his pocket, Snape dropped it into the hand.

Walking away the goblin went away for a few minutes. He then came back with a bag and sat back down at his seat. Pulling out a piece of parchment, he held it out for the teens to sign.

"Why are these stupid quills so hard to write with? Have they never heard of pens?" Mokuba grumbled.

10 minutes later...

"Alright, first we are going to Madam Malkins, for robes." Snape said."Then Flourish and Bolts* after to get potion ingredients, next to the stationery shop, and finally Ollivanders."

"What about pets?" Ryou asked.

"We might go to the Magical Menagerie if we have time," Snape replied.

"Ok," Ryou said.

The group walked down the street, and it was then that Bakura noticed what Kaiba was wearing(yeah it took Bakura that long to notice), "Oy, Seto, how come you aren't wearing your trenchcoat and those horrible belts."

Seto was wearing black jeans and a blue short-sleeved top with a blue eyes white dragon in the middle, and a black hoodie along with a black backpack.

"Firstly, don't call me Seto, it's Kaiba. And cuz Dumbledore told us muggle-borns come to this school, I don't want to be attacked by fangirls. My trench coat isn't the only item I have of clothing you know, dumbass."

"Whatever bit-"

Ryou then took over, "Sorry Kaiba-san"

"Tell your idiot Yami the next time he comes out, I'm going strangle him for what he was about to call me."Kaiba was pissed(understatement).

Malik and Mokuba were stifling their laughter. Snape turned around, "Will you idiots hurry up!" he snapped.

Mokuba rolled his grey eyes, "Geez teach, calm down."

Seto stared at his younger brother. "Well done, I'm proud of you, you just answered back to a teacher. Great job."

Mokuba grinned.

"Seto is a bad influence," Ryou muttered.

/Oh yea, Yami, Kaiba said he's gonna strangle you the next time you come out./

Bakura snorted./I'd like to see that girly-boy try./

Ryou tried to hide his giggles at that./G-girly boy, that's a new one/

/His brown bangs are kinda long, I'm pretty sure he's gay too, no straight guy would wear those coats. Just to annoy him, imma call him girly-boy all the time./

/Sadist/

/And damn proud of it./Bakura smirked.

1 and a half hours later...

Malik and Mokuba were racing down Diagon alley to the pet shop, but the black-haired boy skidded to halt as he ran through the door. He stuttered, cheeks tinging pink, "R-Rebecca, hehe, hi."

The blonde-haired 13 yr old was at the counter next to a cat basket with a kitten in her hand. She turned around."Mokie!Hi! You're going to Hogwarts to. Wow!"

She then noticed the other boys."And your brother. I never expected that. And with Malik and Bakura."

Bakura scowled, "Great the teddy bear girl is going to."

"Look on the bright side, Mokuba has his girlfriend coming to." Malik placed a comforting hand on the alibino's shoulder."Actually, I'm not sure if that is a good thing."

Rebecca and Mokuba flushed red, Snape lowered his head, his shoulders shaking in silent laughter, and Bakura shoved Maliks hand off his shoulder.

"I don't want weirdo germs."

Malik clutched his heart in fake agony, "Oh, you wound me, Bakura-kun." Wiping a few fake tears, he cried, "I thought we were lovers!"

Bakura snickered through the mind link.

/Shut up, Hikari./he growled.

/Ok/

The group heard a voice come from behind them.

"I think-"
"That-"
"We-"
"Will really-"
"Like you."
Snape groaned, "Not these imbeciles."

A/N- I TOTALLY didn't steal girly-boy from fruits basket.(i think u know by now that i have an addiction) At all.

*thats how you spell the bookshop right?

Thanks for reading. Bye. :))