They end up yelling at each other with Mama bracing between them.

"Okay, time out!" Mama shouts, a hand on each of their chests. "What's with you two!"

"He's being a butt!" Kagome says, pointing an angry finger over her mother's shoulder.

"Because you've gone crazy over a striped one!"

Mama looks back at the hanyou over her shoulder. "What are you talking about?"

"Shut up, Inuyasha!"

"I'm talking about my bare-assed brother!"

Mama's head whips back around. "You've seen him naked?"

"That's not important!"

"Oh yeah?" Inuyasha cuts in. "Ask me what she smells like!"

Mama's eyes widen.

"Inuyasha!"