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What if Deku...
Chapter six: Oh my~
The audience summoned by the Realmcrafter Talespinner69 had just finished watching the latest realm that featured an alternate version of Izuku Midoriya. A lot of the audience was not quite sure what to think of what they had just seen. "...Umm, wow," Izuku said, "That was a rather interesting...episode."
Shrugging, Kotaro said, "Pfft, oh please. There's been way worse." Turning to face Tale, Kotaro said, "What do you thi-"
Kotaro stopped short when he saw that Tale was using his pad. "...Well hot damn, that ought to make at least a few of my people happy," Tale muttered aloud to himself. Turning off his pad and putting it away, Tale turned to look to the audience. "...Umm, in your guys' world, Stain has just been confirmed to have escaped from Tartarus."
Many in the audience, including Tenya, all cried out in alarm, while some such as Stain obviously were cheering. Nodding in confirmation, Tale said, "Yeah. In the confusion of the jailbreak, Stain was apparently able to escape unnoticed, swimming from Tartarus to the mainland."
"That's a distance of five kilometers!" Tenya exclaimed.
Looking confused, Toga asked as she raised a hand, "Umm, could you put that in the imperial system? Sorry, but I never learned the metric system."
"Yeah, me neither," Nejire admitted in an embarrassed tone while also raising a hand, drawing mildly concerned looks from Uraraka, Tsuyu and especially Ryukyu.
Rolling his eyes, Tale said, "Stain swam a little over three miles straight."
"Holy shit!" Toga and Nejire both exclaimed in unison.
Shrugging, Tale said, "Frankly, I think that he can pull off crazier stuff. He's proven to be able to swing with the best of them."
"Ditto," Kotaro said as he raised a hand.
With an amused smirk, Stain nodded to the Realmcrafter and Kotaro. "Thanks for the votes of confidence."
"No prob," Kotaro replied, "But that will have to wait for another time. For you see, we got the next realm ready and rearing to go."
"Heh, I wonder what other version of Deku we'll get to be seeing next," Bakugo chuckled as the next realm in the show had started to play.
...
Shigaraki was in a medieval style stock as he was locked in an interrogation room. He also had quirk suppressing cuffs on his wrists, as well as his ankles. Also, for some odd reason, he only had his underwear on, and his back was to the door.
"What the fuck is this?" Shigaraki in the audience snapped, "Where the hell did my clothes go?"
"Maybe you were found like that?" Dabi offered, confused and shrugging.
As Shigaraki came to, he looked up and saw that he was being looked down at by Todoroki and Bakugo, two students from UA. "...About fucking time you're awake, Handyman," Bakugo said, his tone brokering no mercy.
"The heroes need to make you talk, and my classmates and I were able to convince the pros to let us take the first crack," Todoroki explained.
The villain scoffed incredulously. "Like hell I'll tell you noobs anything."
"Yeah, I'd react like that for real," Shigaraki in the audience admitted.
All For One gently shook his head. "Tomura my boy, I believe that you may be counting your chickens before they hatch."
Shrugging, Bakugo said to Shigaraki, "Fine. We'd have done this the easy way if you were willing to talk without lip loosening, but if you want to do this the hard way, then it's going to be very hard for you." Bakugo then walked over to the door, opened it and walked out, only to come back in a second later with Izuku.
As Bakugo closed the door behind him, Izuku looked at the shackled Shigaraki with a look of mild surprise, which soon changed into one that suggested he liked what he was looking at. "Oh my, Kacchan," Izuku said, his tone carrying a hint of seductiveness to it, "I wasn't aware that you and Todoroki went out and got me a present."
"What?" Shigaraki said, confused.
"What?" Shigaraki in the audience said, confused.
"Yeah, the fuck is up with Deku here?" Bakugo demanded.
Looking up at the big theater screen, Tale said, "...Oh no..."
Gently shaking his head, Bakugo said, "Be quiet, Handyman. Anyway, Deku!" Gesturing to the shackled Shigaraki, Bakugo looked to Izuku and gave him a simple direction, one that would go on to seal Shigaraki's fate.
"Snu-snu."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!" Izuku cried out in aroused, sensual pleasure.
"Wait a minute," Shigaraki said, "What does that-"
The scene cut to an outside view of the closed door that led into the interrogation room. From behind the door, one could hear Shigaraki cry out, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
(What if Deku was Zarbon)
Tale immediately face-palmed as he saw what this realm's theme was going to be. "...Oh, you have got to be shitting me."
"Who's Zarbon?" Uraraka asked, a concerned look on her face.
"And why am I him?" Izuku continued, sounding rather worried.
Pointing at the big theater screen, Bakugo asked, "And did I seriously sic Deku on Handjobs with the order to violate him?" Over where the villains sat, Shigaraki looks fit to rip someone's head off, but most of the other villains were laughing their asses off.
...
Over at UA, Aizawa was talking to Sekijiro and Hizashi as they discussed the plethora of Intel that some of Aizawa's boys were able to get out of Shigaraki, who looked emotionally broken when the pros came in to interrogate him. "I have to say, Sho," Hizashi remarked, "Your boys do some awful good work. We got so much intel out of Shigaraki."
"Some of which we didn't really need to know," Sekijiro said, "Like how he apparently had wet the bed until he was eighteen."
"That's bullshit!" Shigaraki in the audience exclaimed indignantly.
Aizawa nodded in agreement. "Yeah, Shigaraki was at first making things harder, but Midoriya said that in Shigaraki's defense, Midoriya himself tended to have that effect on other men."
The three men went into Gym Gamma, where the first year hero course students were waiting for them. "Sorry if we're late, kids," Hizashi said, "But the lads here and I had to discuss some of what Midoriya, Bakugo and Todoroki were able to get out of that villain."
Snickering, Bakugo in the audience said, "Because Deku went wild." Over where he sat in the audience, Izuku sunk into his theater seat as he blushed madly out of embarrassment.
"Fair enough, senseis," Tenya replied, "Anyway, what are we going to be doing today?"
Pointing to the students, Sekijiro said, "You all will be doing additional training today. Because of what intel we got, we have reason to get you all ready sooner than we originally intended."
Aizawa gave the students a dry look. "...I hope you brats are all ready, because this training will be longer and harder than anything before."
"Oh my, Aizawa-sensei," Izuku remarked, sounding 'excited' for the training, "It sounds like the others and I will have to go all out."
Aizawa in the audience face-palmed. "...I can see why Tale would be worried. The Midoriya in this realm will probably be to other men what Mineta is to the girls."
"Maybe the other girls and I in this realm can use Izuku on Mineta if that's the case," Mina said, "You know, give Mineta a taste of his own medicine." Over where he sat in the audience, Mineta shivered in fear.
Tale gently shook his head. "...You all have no idea of what Zarbon can do. Even my fellow Realmcrafter, Legomasterlord, occasionally has trouble when it comes to Zarbon." The eyes of a lot of the audience members went wide at that notion, especially since a lot of them remember the one time they had met Lego in the show with all of the realms with alternate versions of the first year hero course girls.
...
The following morning, as class 1-A was hanging about the dorm building, some of the boys were talking to Bakugo, Todoroki and Izuku. "Wow guys, you really worked that villain guy good if what the senseis said is true," Kaminari remarked.
Nodding in agreement, Kirishima said, "Oh hells yeah. Thanks to the intel the pro heroes got, society is that much safer! Pretty damn manly if I do say so myself."
"Well you know me, Kirishima," Izuku remarked, "The manlier the better."
Flashing Izuku a smirk, Kirishima gave him a thumbs-up as he replied, "I couldn't agree more, Midoriya!"
Bakugo leaned to his side so he could whisper to Todoroki, "Don't hold anything against Kirishima, IcyHot. He doesn't know about Deku what we know." Todoroki nodded in agreement with Bakugo as Izuku eyed Kirishima, not that the hardening quirk user knew exactly what was behind Izuku's viewing of his person.
"...Why am I scared for myself in this realm?" Kirishima in the audience asked, looking worried.
Gently shaking his head, Tale said, "Yeah, I can see a million and a half ways you alone can get the attention of Zarbon, or Izuku as Zarbon."
"I...I just hope the me in this realm won't get too wild," Izuku said, sounding worried.
Kotaro merely shrugged. "I pray to Gilgamesh that you're right."
...
Later, Tamaki was laying down on a chase lounge in a therapist's office as Izuku was talking to him. "Now then, what seems to be on your mind, Tamaki-senpai?" Izuku asked, "Is it me?"
"Uhh...no," Tamaki replied, looking at Izuku with mild confusion on his face, wondering what was up with the green-haired first year student.
"Oh geez, what's Midoriya-kun going to do to Tamaki?" Mirio in the audience asked, looking mildly worried for the boys on screen.
"I honestly can't tell you," Tale retorted dryly, "No one can predict a Zarbon."
Laying back down on the chase lounge, Tamaki said as he looked up at the ceiling in the office he and Izuku were in, "I just can't help but feel I'm the only person I'm familiar with who makes logical decisions. Between Mirio and Nejire, not to mention Fat Gum, most of your classmates including Kirishima, that mushroom girl in class 1-B I regularly catch stalking Kirishima, and especially not to mention what all Hizashi-sensei gets up to on the regular basis, I really feel as if there's enough logical people here at UA so that I only need the digits on one of my hands to count them all."
"Mmm, yes Tamaki-senpai," Izuku said, "You're a very serious individual. Tell me, just how serious are you?"
Tamaki was unsure of what to make of the tone Izuku used to ask that question just now. "Uhh, very, I suppose."
"Oh, so most of the others and I aren't logical?" Hizashi in the audience said, looking bemused.
Turning to face his co-worker, Aizawa said in the driest of tones, "Given what all we've seen in all of these realms, a precedent has been set."
"And Shrooms apparently stalks Kirishima in this realm," Bakugo remarked, making Kinoko sink into her seat and Kirishima look a bit more uncomfortable.
Izuku hummed in a mildly concerned tone. "I can see you're getting a bit anxious, Tamaki-senpai. Here, let's move on to the next position."
"...Don't..." Tamaki began in a confused tone, "...Don't you mean exercise?"
"Oh, right," Izuku replied quickly.
Rolling his eyes, Tamaki said, "You know Midoriya-kun, I'm starting to think that you are not certified to be a therapist.
"But I am certified to throw it back," Izuku said as the scene zoomed out just enough to show that, suddenly for some odd reason, Izuku was now only in a speedo.
"How did the me in this realm take his clothes off so quickly and without anyone noticing?" Izuku in the audience asked, confused.
Tale merely shook his head. "...Never underestimate the ways of a Zarbon."
"Wait, what?" Tamaki said in a confused tone.
"Wait, what?" Tamaki replied, looking rather lost and confused.
Suddenly, Izuku started to dance wildly, going, "Oh! Oh! Oh-oh oh! Oh! Oh-oh oh!" all the while. As Izuku was doing this, dance club music played in the background.
Everything stopped suddenly when the door to the therapist office opened, and Aoyama peeked his head in, roughly at around the time Izuku was performing for Tamaki who was not actually interested. Aoyama stared dead-ass at the whole scene, before suddenly everything cut to show Izuku and Aoyama dancing in front of Tamaki to the dance club music.
"Why did I join Izuku in bothering Tamaki-senpai in this realm?" Aoyama in the audience asked as he gestured to the big theater screen.
Tale smacked himself in the forehead at this. "...Why doesn't my remote filter out the less tasteful realms?"
...
Over at Tartarus prison, Toshinori in his All Might costume was standing in front of where All For One sat bound to a chair, with no way for the Symbol of Evil to get out. "We need you to tell us of the hidden base we know your followers are using to produce more of those monstrous Nomus, All For One," Toshinori said.
All For One allowed himself a smirk and a chuckle. "...What can you, who has lost what little power you have left, make me do to talk?"
"So now I'm trying to get info out of All For One here," Toshinori in the audience said, "I can see myself doing this for real."
"Heh, as if I would ever talk to All Might," All For One said with a sneer, "Or any hero for that matter. The All Might here will be wasting his breath."
Where he sat in the audience, Shigaraki shuddered with fear. "...I feel as if the sensei in this realm is going to be in a lot of danger and pain soon."
"I...would have to agree," Tale said, his tone making it clear he wasn't exactly looking forward to what might happen.
Toshinori sighed, afraid that his nemesis was going to make this harder on himself. "Very well, All For One." Toshinori turned around and proceeded towards the door leading out. "We'll have to do this the hard way to loosen your tongue. I just don't want to be around and watch what will be done." Toshinori then opened the door and let Izuku in.
"Oh, how cute," All For One taunted, "You're giving your progeny a chance to try and make me talk."
Toshinori merely shook his head at his nemesis. Turning to look at Izuku, Toshinori said to him while pointing at All For One, "Young Midoriya...snu-snu."
"What?!" All For One in the audience exclaimed, unable to believe what All Might in this realm had clearly just ordered.
Meanwhile, a lot of the audience members were proceeding to laugh their asses off. "Is the boy really going to traumatize All For One?!" Gran Torino exclaimed in dark amusement as he pointed at the big theater screen and laughed, "Holy shit! I bet that Nana would have gotten a kick out of that if she were here to see it!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!" Izuku cried out in aroused, sensual pleasure as he turned to charge right at the Symbol of Evil, right as Toshinori quickly ran out of the room and closed the door behind him.
From an outside view of Tartarus Prison, one could hear All For One cry out, "NOOOOOOOOO!"
...
The following morning at UA, Toshinori was talking to Nezu, Aizawa and Sekijiro. "One of the boys in Aizawa's class has done it again," Sekijiro commented in an impressed tone, "And this time, we got intel out of All For One!"
Nezu nodded in agreement. "Yes, it would seem that whatever Aizawa does to teach his students is quite effective."
"There's no teaching what Midoriya does to villains," Aizawa retorted dryly.
FIN
Tale immediately let out a sigh of relief when the realm had ended. "Oh thank goodness it's over. And it didn't get anywhere near as bad as I was fearing."
"You mean to tell us that Deku in that realm could have been way worse?!" Bakugo exclaimed.
Gently shaking his head, Kotaro said, "Let's just say that Zarbon comes from the same universe as the saiyan race. You guys remember what saiyans are, right?"
"And chances are Zarbon can do what Izuku did in the realm just now to at least a few saiyans that are out there," Tale pointed out. Everyone in the audience went wide-eyed at that notion.
Raising a hand, Uraraka said, "Can...can you play something not as...as that?"
"My remote is set to pull realms up randomly, so everything's a mixed bag," Tale replied.
Izuku signed in a resigned tone. "I was afraid of that."
"Me too, kid," Kotaro said, "Me too."
END OF CHAPTER
Author's notes;
Yeah, this was an idea that popped into my head while I was working on Heroic Figures. I have a few more to get out here since I made it to a good break point in working on chapters for the other story, so I'll let Izuku have some fun. ...But not THIS kind of fun, ever again.
