5. Godly Power
Gandalf stood ready for a fight that hasn't been fought for ages. The armies of Men Dwarves, and elves are about to unleash war on each other over something as trivial as gold. Gandalf turned at the sound of a horn. He looked to see Azog and a vast army of Orcs. Well at least the three armies will now have a common enemy.
The wizard watched as the lone elfish presence in the lonely mountain. Kal, the adopted son of Thranduil jumped down as his eyes glowed red as he moved as fast as lightning in front of all the other armies.
Kal let out a burst of fire equal to the sun Azog, and all the orcs around the mountain were instantly vaporized with nothing left but the scorched earth they were standing on.
Killi looked at the remains. "Well, that was easy."
4. Dodge
Smaug focused his fire on the elf man. He had the thief cornered and then he showed up. "I will not share a penny."
Kal looked as he easily dodged each breath of fire which was nothing but molasses to him. Kal looked at the dragon's chest and there's the weakness Bilbo told him about. He grabbed a coin from the dwarven pile of greed and just chucked it into the open wound annihilating Smaug's heart as the dragon fell upon the pile of gold dead.
Kal looked at the dragon why did dad even run from him?
3. He Can Fly!
Kal flew right into the heart of Mordor holding the Hobbit Frodo Baggins by his leg. He smiled seeing Mt. Doom. "Alright, drop it into the fire."
Frodo held the ring closer. "NO! IT'S MINE!"
Kal looked at him. "Drop it or I drop you."
Frodo clutched the ring tighter. Kal simply shook him until Frodo's hand opened and dropped the ring and Middle Earth was saved.
2. It Doesn't Matter if He Can't.
Kal ran right through the armies of Mt. Doom as fast as lightning. The Hobbit Frodo Baggins tucked under his arm like a football as he came out of superspeed in the crack of Mt. Doom. "Alright, drop it into the fire."
Frodo held the ring closer. "NO! IT'S MINE!"
Kal looked at him and simply grabbed him by the leg and held him over the lava. "Drop it or I drop you."
Frodo simply clutched the ring tighter. Kal looked at him for a second before smacking Frodo's hand forcing him to drop the ring and Middle Earth was saved.
1. Invulnerable to most enemies.
Kal looked to the army of Urukai bored out his mind. He turned to Gimli hidden behind the wall. "10,000 times 30, is that 300,000 arrows yet?"
"No you just stand there like a pixie lad." Gimli replied.
Kal looked at him. "Yeah, so multiple drinks after this? I can tell you about your dad's time in the forest and how I saved him from being decimated by an army of elves and men for Thorin's greed."
"Why not?" Gimli replied. "In front of you."
Kal looked and saw an orc running for the drain. "Hang on another bomb guy." His eyes flashed red and fired. "You're not bad for a dwarf."
"And you take more after man then wood elf."
Kal looked at the dwarf. 'Just take the compliment. as borish and Dwarvish as it is.'
Author Notes
Middle Earth is owned by the Tolkein family.
While it might be an interesting crossover I have no way of making it work. What I got out of Tolkien's books was struggling together, adventure and not sitting on your ass and wasted loss of young life. Superman is too damn OP for me to be in something like this. And without the OP he's not Superman nothing works with these two.
