No, Anon! No! Do NOT fuck the robot! Listen to Anondos!
I read page after page, trying my best to find anything about an adult feature, or maybe I got some kind of novelty prank version that millionaires would waste money on to make their friends laugh for a few minutes. Nothing! What the fuck is going on?! As I tossed another book aside, something came to mind: where was she repaired? Maybe the repair people added this in just to mess with me. I found her mailing paperwork on the desk and snatched it, reading out loud.
"Circus Baby, model number 10716 ... full repair ... no ... oh, GOD DAMN IT!" I yelled, slamming the paper down.
She was repaired in Japan. Because OF COURSE she was. This was no time for racism or stereotyping, but fuck if it doesn't make perfect sense now. Who decided to give my family-friendly robot a cunt?!
Nothing I could do about it now, though. Just keep her covered up with the panties and hope no kid ever decides to look. Only I was allowed to look up there and see the sleek, shiny, white ... no, damn it! No! Do NOT fuck the robot!
So is Baby meant to be both an entertainer and a sex toy? Am I supposed to put my dick in her and then let her talk to children? Would she tell them about my male shortcomings? Would they then tell my aunts and cousins about it and make Thanksgiving really fucking awkward?
I tried to find the website of the company who repaired her, but unfortunately the entire website was in Japanese and looked to be created back in the mid-90s, so it was impossible to navigate without getting 404 errors every other page. I couldn't even sign the guestbook and try to contact someone that way, as it 404'd as well.
I left the office and returned to the dining room, climbing on stage and turning Baby back on. After a moment, she started moving and turned to face me, moving her arms up and down as she studied me.
"Hello, Anon!" Baby greeted me. "It's great to see you again!"
"You too, Baby." I replied. "I can't believe some of the things I found out about you today."
"Oh, I love that too!" Baby gave me a generic answer. "It's really fun, isn't it? Do you like ice cream, Anon?"
"Yep, I do. I still like vanilla." I replied, looking her up and down. For some reason, I took notice of something: when Baby had children around her, her eyes were blue. When it was the two of us alone, her eyes were green. They no longer flickered between colors, either; they stayed a solid green as long as she looked at me. Was she studying me to keep me in her memory that way? If that was the case, why didn't she look at any kid with green eyes?
Weird as Hell, but Tyler assured me it was fine and he hasn't lied to me yet. I think.
I was too curious at this point. I had to see what would happen.
With Baby still on and watching my every move, I bent down next to her and looked up her skirt as I reached for her panties. I looked up and stared into Baby's green, unblinking eyes as I pulled them down. She didn't speak or react; she only stared. When I had the panties to her feet, I looked up once again and saw something new: a small, white button. Whoever gave Baby this robo-cunt also gave her a robo-clit, and it looked like I could press it. With my hands trembling again, I slowly reached up and extended my index finger, pushing into Baby's white, glossy clitoris-and it pressed inward, like a button.
As soon as I did this, Baby froze in place. After a moment, her pigtails frantically moved up and down and her arms waved. Her chest plate expanded, giving her the impression of large breasts. I quickly stood up and looked at her, seeing her staring back at me ... this time, with a sultry look in her eyes.
"You pressed Circus Baby's special power button." Baby said, her voice full of lust as she looked at me. "You're my friend, Anon. It's so nice to see you again." She looked at me, raising her eyebrows up and down. "Are we going to play grown-up games now?" Just hearing her speak like that gave me a boner in seconds, but I couldn't bring myself to reply. I just stared at her in amazement. The same Baby that had been talking and laughing with children just hours ago had some kind of 'sexual' mode this whole time, courtesy of someone in Japan who possibly thought she was a sex toy.
"N-No!" I stammered, reaching down and flicking the emergency stop switch on her leg. Baby instantly powered down, facing forward and away from me. I could feel sweat pouring down my forehead as my mind tried to process everything at once. I fell asleep in the office and I'm dreaming this, right? I pulled her panties back up to cover her metal business and walked back to the office as fast as I could, sitting down in front of the computer as all of this ran through my head. What the fuck just happened?
My first thought was to call Anondos and tell him what just happened. Before I could dial, I paused and realized that he probably wouldn't believe me. I couldn't bring myself to show him Baby's body, or more that I didn't want to. I didn't want Anondos, Mike, Tyler, or anyone to see what she had been hiding this time. It was something only I got to see. But why did I keep thinking this? She's a robot! It's not like she knows what's going on!
I couldn't handle this right now. I couldn't handle much of anything at all right now. I grabbed my keys from the desk and headed down the hall. As I walked through the dining room, I turned to look at Baby; she was facing forward, still powered off. I kept walking and stepped outside into a very cold, dark night. I shivered as I wrapped my arms around myself for warmth-I had no idea it was supposed to be cold and didn't bring a coat. Great way to end my night!
I ignored the cold after a moment, locking up the store behind me and focusing on heading home. With the store opening tomorrow, I needed all of the sleep I could get.
