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This is very interesting. I like it! I really want to see what happens when the twins come to school in bunny costumes! Update soon please! Ja ne! ;)
YESTERDAY...
"Where are Hikaoru and Kaoru?" Haruhi whispers to me leaning over from her desk to talk to me, gesturing to the two empty seats in front. I smirk and lean back over to whisper back.
"Oh, don't worry they'll be here." I whisper. This morning before school started I went and rented the two costumes form the costume shop in the Plaza nearby my house. I've met the owner a few times, the first being when he wanted to by a bouquet of flowers for his love. He gave me a strange look when I asked for the costumes and asked what it was for but once I explained it, he laughed so much. He gave me the costumes rent free, bust as long as I returned it when I was done. He said he needed a good laugh. This is third period, and I had given the twins their costumes and the previous lunch so they should be done changing soon.
"Here, take these and put them on." I say as I hand the twins both their costumes in a black suit bag. The twins look from me to the bag sceptically.
"Why?" They ask in unison and I roll my eyes.
"Because I won the bet!" I say with an evil grin on my face. The twins look at each other worryingly before looking at the bags with wide eyes. "Have fun." I say shoving a bag at each twin and pushed them around the corner and into the boys' bathroom. The twins look back at me and glare before reluctantly walking into the bathroom. Oh this is going to be a joyous day!
"Sorry we're late Miss." I hear two voices say from the front of the class room. I turn my heard with an evil grin towards the twin devils at the front of the class. The teacher went wide-eyed at the costumes the twins were wearing. Unfortunately said nothing, because they have to respect the students and a lot of their choices, unless they're like bad behavioural choices. The whole class goes completely silent before erupting into a roaring laugher. Haruhi and I both laughed along with the others before the teacher composed herself and told us to quieten down. Hikaoru and Kaoru walk to their seats whilst glaring at me the whole time.
Their costumes consisted of an unattached white collar with a black bowtie along with a strapless white corset and an incredibly mini black skirt, which looks more like a tutu then a skirt. There were also black stockings that reached up to their thighs and white shoes to match the corset. But this outfit wouldn't be complete without the black bunny ears and a white fluffy tail.
"Oooo, don't you two look divine!" I say in a mock British accent. They look back briefly before rolling their eyes and looking forward again. "Awwww, what's up doc?" I say mimicking Bugs Bunny, but they two of them just sigh and focus on the lesson ahead. They have three lessons left before host club. Unfortunately for them, they can only take it off after Host Club. I'm in a majority of the twins of the twins classes, actually I think I'm in all of them, which is ok I guess but not great. Well, maybe just today it is. Mwwahahahahahahaha!
"Have they talked to you at all since lunch?" Haruhi asks suggesting to the twins who walk ahead of towards the club room. Pretty much the entire day I was in silence from the twins which didn't bother me much but I guess I kinda miss it. Are the twins seriously growing on me already? God damn it! I shake my head at Haruhi and she sighs. "I'm sure it will clear up tomorrow." Haruhi says.
Hikaoru and Kaoru walk through the doors of the Host Club and immediately are met with a shouting Tamaki.
"Why are you four so late? I would expect this from those…" Tamaki stops talking and goes wide eyed upon actually realising what the twins were wearing. His shoulders started shaking before turning into a full on laugh.
"What's so funny Tama-Chan?" Honey asks appearing form around the corner on Mori's shoulders. The two get one look at the twins before Honey laughs and Mori just smirks. "Hika-chan, Kao-chan why are you trying to be Usa-chan?"
"I believe that this seems to be the work of our very own Georgia." Kyoya says with a smirk on his face too, tying on his own laptop.
"Well, I do like to take pride in my work." I say with a small laugh, placing a hand over my heart.
"So you did this?" Tamaki asks as he walks over to me.
"Well yeah." I say and Tamaki gives me a big hug and spins me around in circles.
"Nice work! Aww my daughter knows how to be a devil to the devils." Tamaki says.
"I...can't...breathe…" I say grasping for breath and he puts me down.
"Haha, sorry."
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"Kaoru, Hikaoru, why are you wearing bunny costumes?" One of the costumers to the twins asked. The two looked at one another before looking back at their guests.
"We wanted to know what it was like to be Usa-chan." The two say together. Hikaoru grabs Koaru's chin and brings him close to his own chin. Oh no.
"Oh Kaoru, you're so cute. I want to keep you with me at all times, like Honey-sempai does with Usa-chan." He says. Kaoru looks into his eyes with a small blush on his face.
"Hikaoru…" He says shyly. The costumers squeal with excitement.
"Can I take him home too?" Another guest asks with hearts on her eyes.
"I'll take one of you home too!" The final guest shouts. The twins send me a triumphant smirk my way and I glare back. That wasn't supposed to happen! They are supposed to be embarrassed! And Kaoru acting embarrassed doesn't count! I can't believe they found their way around it! How frigging dare they! Well, it was fun while it lasted. But the 'twincest' act still makes me sick.
"Looks like your plan backfired." Haruhi says as I pour her table refills on the peach tea and I sigh.
"Yeah, oh well. I got my fun out of it." I tell her and she smiles back naturally. That's why she is the natural host.
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"So, in which cup would my princess like her tea? The Foley? The Worcester? Or perhaps the Susie Cooper Gardenia?" I hear Tamaki ask as I wander around handing out small drinks in my own white waitress gear. Mine match the twins, Tamaki and Kyoya except I wear a white skirt with a black vest and a white collared T-shirt along with my regular boots.
"Beautiful. These are English antiques, aren't they? Which one does you like, Tamaki?" The girl asks. Tamaki then brings her close and whispers to her.
"Which one? Well, none of these compare to my princess." He says and the girl blushes.
"Wow, I don't really know what to say." She says. Oh wow, those girls are weak.
"You mean you've never been to Convent Garden?" Kaoru asks one of his guests. As I place the tea on their table for the twins to pour for their guests.
"No, all of you antiques are from Portobello Road." The girl replies.
"I think you'd like Convent Garden. Most of our Victorian pieces are from there." Hikaoru says. Kaoru takes a gasp of pain and Hikaoru goes to him. "Kaoru? Honestly Kaoru, you have to be more careful. From now on keep your eyes on me, ok?" Hikaoru says putting his brother's finger in his mouth to cool it from the hot tea spilt on it.
"Yes Hikaoru." He says looking into his brothers eyes. The girls around them start squealing with excitement at the two.
"I can't take it. It's overwhelming." One of the guests says as she looks away. She's right, overwhelmingly sick.
"You have to watch this. You may not get another chance. Who knows if it will happen again?" The other guest says making her friend watch Hikaoru and Kaoru standing there with Kaoru's finger in his twin's mouth.
"You are absolutely right, mademoiselle. All beauty is fleeting. Just take a look at these cherry blossoms. You'll never be able to see them this vibrant again. And that's why I've compiled this picture book that contains photo that captures the beauty of each passing day. Incidentally, I've prepared similar books of the other hosts as well. And if you ladies are interested in collecting all four of them, I'll discount the full set for you." Kyoya says popping up out of nowhere. So that's how the hosts make their extra money.
"I'll take them!" One girl shouts with excitement.
"Me too please." The other shouts and I see a quick triumphant smirk head my way from Kyoya. Oh you are good, shadow king, you are good.
"Well, now we know how the club makes extra money." The twins say.
"But I have to wonder…" Hikaoru starts.
"When did he take pictures of us?" Kaoru finishes looking at Kyoya.
I repress the urge to laugh at the twins. They had a secret stalker following the whole club taking sneaky pictures of them. Oh that is priceless. I walk over past Honey, Mori and Haruhi and see that the girls were exclaiming about how much of a drink they wanted or something like that.
"Haruhi, Georgia, how are you doing? Are you having a good time?" I hear Tamaki ask a now standing and I.
"Tamaki senpai." Haruhi says.
"Meh, it's ok. The flowers are pretty though." I say
"The flower-viewing reception is going over quite well. But even so, it's rather daunting to spend more time being admired than doing the admiring." Tamaki say looking as 'dreamy' as he normally is. I sigh at his act; he should know that it doesn't work on either of us.
"Oh wow senpai, you're blooming in more ways than one." Haruhi says. No! What have you done Haruhi!
"You noticed." He says in his happy tone. "Yes, today, my beauty is quite splendorous. I'm in full bloom. I bet you two will fall for me soon." He says sending sparkles our direction. I roll my eyes at his response.
"Make me sick why don't you." I mumble.
"I swear this guy must live his life completely unaware of the hardships of this world." Haruhi says to me and I chuckle.
"So, Haruhi, Georgia, have you decided your elective courses for this term?" Hikaoru and Kaoru hook their arms on our shoulders.
"How about conversational French?" Kaoru says.
"It would be a bludge." I say.
"I don't know." Haruhi says unsure.
"I think the three of us should take it together. It makes perfect sense." Hikaoru says.
"We are in the same class." The twins say looking back at Tamaki evilly.
"Why was that so evil?" I ask but the twins just smirk at me.
"Say, Mommy dear?" I hear Tamaki was.
"What is it now, Daddy?" Kyoya replies reluctantly.
"I have a new theory. I mean, it's just my hypothesis. But it seems that by being in the same class, Hikaoru and Kaoru are able to spend more time with Haruhi and Georgia than I get to here at the club. This gives them a chance to get close to her, and if that happens…" He says whimpering.
"Tamaki, you just now realize that? According to my research, in a single day, the twins spend roughly nine hours of class time with Haruhi. Meanwhile, your contact with her is limited to a couple of hours of club activities. In other words, your involvement in Haruhi's life each day amounts to no more than a mere 3%." Kyoya says pulling out a random pie chart displaying Haruhi and I's association time with eh twins. Since when did that exist? "I'm so very sorry." he yeah.
"No you're not." I mumble under my breath. Tamaki then goes into a panic.
"Aah! I don't wanna hear it. I don't wanna hear it. Listen, girls! I want you to stop hanging out with shady twins from now on." Tamaki says shaking our shoulders. I pull out and smirk myself.
"Easier said than done." The twins glare at me.
"What's that supposed to mean? Who you calling shady?" Hikaoru says to both Tamaki and I and I just smirk back at him.
"Yeah, take a good look at yourself, boss." Kaoru says.
"Yes, that's it. All right then. We can't go on hiding the fact that you're a girl from everyone in the school any longer. All daddy wants is for you to go back to being the girl you used to be, for you to surround yourself with girlfriends and start leading a wholesome life." Tamaki says.
"Who are you calling daddy?" Haruhi asks.
"So, do it. Change back now. Change right now." Tamaki says shaking her shoulders while I step back.
"You don't have to rush things. She's going to be found out soon enough." Hikaoru says following Haruhi's movements
"Physical exams are the day after tomorrow." Kaoru says doing the same motion.
"Physical exams?" Haruhi and I say simultaneously
"That's right." Kyoya pipes up. "I forgot all about that." He said. The shadow king forgot something, impossible.
"Then that means there's no doubt. They're gonna know I'm really a girl." Haruhi says not really caring.
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"BEWEAR THE PHYSICAL EXAMS!" Haruhi shouts.
Where the hell did that sign come from? God this host club s weird.
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"Haruhi. Been waiting long?" Tamaki asks Haruhi, who standing at the gates of Ouran wearing a cream puff dress. "What's the matter? You look a little down." He says. Haruhi shyly looks at him.
"I can't help it. Everyone keeps staring at me for some reason." Haruhi replies before looking away. "I'm so embarrassed."
"They're looking at you because you're lovely." Tamaki says lifting her chin. "Don't you worry. I promise you no matter what."
"Oh senpai, that makes me feel better. Thank you. I mean it." She says as she jumps into his arms. "I'm in love-love with you, Tamaki senpai." She says as Tamaki spins her around and around whilst laughing.
."Oh you!" Tamaki shouts. I cringe at the sight before me. Tamaki is daydreaming about Haruhi being a girl, well girly that is and she is in 'love-love' with him. Dude, that's just weird.
"He must be having a great daydream." Honey says whilst watching Tamaki's day dreamy face. I pull a disgusted face and turn away from Tamaki.
"Well... That's one way to put it." I say. Hikaoru comes up too my left shoulder and places his arm on it like an arm rest.
"He's kinda creeping me out." He states.
"You're not wrong there." I say to him.
"Envious Hikaoru and Georgia? This is all part of my strategy. While you two have wasted time blinded by your jealousy, I've foreseen the outcome of this charade." He says as the random sparkles appear around him. "This anime is obviously a romantic school comedy. Haruhi and I are the main characters. So that means we are love interests." He says I pull a gagging place finger to my mouth and bending over.
"Make me sick why don't you." I say to him. The twins pull me upright and then start talking.
"Yeah, then what are we?" They ask in unison.
"You boys… and lady are the homosexual supporting cast. So, please make sure that you don't step across this line." He says as he draws a line on the floor.
"Are you for real?" I say stepping over the line. .
"Hey listen, boss." Hikaoru says stepping over the line too.
"I don't think you get it." Kaoru says following in his brothers steps.
"If word gets out that Haru-chan is really a girl, then she won't be able to be in the host club any more. But if Haru-chan started wearing girls' clothes, I bet she'd be even cuter than she is now." Honey says. Ohhhh I see what's going on. I smirk as a plan is somehow put into action.
"She dressed like a regular girl when she was in middle school, right? She must've been pretty popular with all the boys." Hikaoru said.
"Yeah, according to my investigative report, someone would declare their undying love to her at least once a month." Kyoya said looking in his notebook.
"Oh, I see. So the boss wouldn't even be able to get close to her." Kaoru said evilly.
"Haruhi would probably forget about you, since there would be so many guys to choose from." I say with a smirk
"But we'd be able to because we're in class with her all day long." Hikaoru says
"No way." Tamaki says. Suddenly the girl we were talking about bursts into the room.
"Hey guys, sorry I'm so late." She says panting and Tamaki practically tackles her in the instant.
"Don't you worry, Haruhi! We're determined to keep your secret. No one will find out that you're really a girl during tomorrow's physical exams. So please, promise you'll stay our beloved secret princess." He says shaking her back and forth.
"Sure." She says bewildered.
"You know what. I think both of us would be a little peeved if we had to watch all the guys flirt with her." Kaoru says and Kaoru nods in agreement.
"Then that settles it." Hikaoru says
"Listen up, squad members. At tomorrow's physical exams, position yourselves in formation A. And then wait for your orders." Tamaki says pulling out a black board whilst I stand over to the side with Haruhi.
"Yes, sir." Hikaoru and Kaoru say together saluting to the king's plan.
What? Since when was there a plan? This club is honestly crazy. I look at Haruhi who has a thoughtful look on her face. I wonder what she's thinking? Meh, can't be bothered now. I look back at Haruhi due to her sudden gasp.
"I've got it! You guys are worried because if they find out I'm a girl, I can't be a host and therefore can't repay my debt." She says. Oh wow Haruhi, did you really just work that out? She starts running numbers through her head before speaking again. "My balance is 5,333,332 yen. Well, guess I'll have to come up with another way to pay you back." She says laughing.
"Do something. The subject doesn't appear to have any motivation." The twins say to me expectantly and I just shrug at them not really knowing what to do.
"Why do we get stuck with such a difficult heroine? Are you saying that you hate being a host? That you hate this club?" He shouts at Haruhi and she answers with something he doesn't really want to hear.
"To be honest, I'd have to say yes. I mean you guys aren't bad. But if it gets out that I'm a girl, there's nothing I can do, you know?" She says and I agree.
"Yeah this clubs a little crazy, even for me." I say and the twins hold onto me tightly.
"You two are impossible. And Haruhi doesn't seem to care one way or the other." Hikaoru says
"Well before we do anything else, we have to find a way to motivate her." The twins say, so I stamp on their feet and then I squirm out of their grasps. The two hop around complaining at their sore foot. Will they ever learn?
"Fancy tuna." A deep, loud voice announces. It took me a few moments to realise that it was Mori's voice that spoke. Whoa! That was amazing!
"Oh that's right. You didn't get the chance to eat any during last episode's party, did you?" Tamaki say? What? An episode? I thought this was a story, you know written out? What the hell guys? What the actual hell?
"Did you hear that? She's never eaten fancy tuna before. Isn't that awful?" Hikaoru whispers loud enough for Haruhi to hear. And Kaoru replies in the same manor
"Wow, talk about a difficult childhood."
"If only Haru-chan could stay in the host club, she'd have the chance to eat all kinds of yummy things whenever she wants." Honey says innocent talking to his bunny.
"What are you talking about? Don't be silly. Just because I'm poor and I've never had it doesn't mean I'm so much of a glutton that I'd go on fooling everyone about my gender just to try some fancy tuna…" She says trying to be strong, but that doesn't work out too well. Am I really gonna get to try it?" She says and the host club rejoices.
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"What do they do during physical exams here at Ouran, anyway?" Haruhi asks the twins as the four of us head towards the physical examination room
"It's no different than a physical exam you'd get at any other school." He says with hands in his pocket.
"Yeah, why would a physical exam be any different for us just because we're rich?" Kaoru says in the same manor.
"Yeah, obviously it would be." I said in opposition, but truth be told at my old school we never did examinations, so I don't know what to expect.
"They're right. I didn't think about it that way." Haruhi says opening the doors to find the crazy ness of a normal examination. Both Haruhi and my jaw drop at the sight of lines of male and female doctors all waiting for us
"What the hell guys?" I shout. The twins just causally walk by as if unfazed by it all.
"It's Just another physical exam." Hikaoru says.
"The usual." Kaoru says and two nurses approach.
"Excuse me, Hittachin brothers, please follow me this way to have your height measured." a nurse says popping out of nowhere.
"Sure thing." The twins reply, then I feel a tap on my shoulder and there was a male doctor standing behind me with blonde hair and black glasses. His white coat had a few pens in the pocket and a small broach on his collar that I could easily recognise, along with his name tag which was printed in blue, black and white, that real 'Kaiba Kuro'. I'm pretty sure I've seen him around the hospital sometime.
"Miss Honoka? Come with me please." He says as he begins to walk away. I follow him behind a curtain and he sits down on his chair. "So, according to my records you have never had a physical examination. Well there is nothing to be worried about, I won't do anything out of the ordinary. Now please let me take your chest measurements. I take off my light green tank top revealing a white sports bra underneath. He grabs out a measuring tape and wraps it around my breasts. Its over pretty quickly and he hums at the results.
"You work at the Ootori hospital right?" I ask and he hums in response. I decide to ask another. "How is my boob's doc?" I ask and he laughs.
"Yes, all is well. But might I ask, what is that mark on your skin that seems to be covered by your undergarments?" He says pointing to the spot of brown skin I have that is slightly showing.
"Oh that? It's my birth mark." I say moving the strap so that he could get a better look at it.
"It's marvellous, it resembles a flower as if someone drew it. It almost looks like henna!" He says. I chuckle at how right he was. That is my birthmark, it looked like one of the types that little kids draw with a circle in the middle and five petals surrounding it. There were darker traces of brown that look like an outline of sorts.
"Yeah, I know. But it's a real birthmark." I say. And he chuckles.
"Best birthmark I've encountered in my time as a doctor." he says, before straightening himself up. "Anyway let's continue."
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