Big Mom Fairy Tail
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)
"Just got to burn a book huh?" Lucy asked looking at the client who was a bit pale at her sheer height as she lounged on the couch as much as she could.
"Yes. That book cannot be allowed to exist." The man, Mr. Kaby, said making Lucy snort slightly.
"Then it looks like the right mages took the job. Prometheus could burn it immediately and Natsu could burn the whole place down with one move." Lucy noted that and making Mr. and Mrs. Kaby, they weren't acting like a couple right now but they couldn't fool her eyes she saw how their souls were entwined and singing loving noises at each other it was quite cute honestly, sweat drop a bit.
"You ah…you don't need to destroy the whole building. Just the book is fine." Mr. Kaby said making Lucy shrug her shoulders.
"As you say. Let's go Natsu. We've got a book to burn." Lucy said standing, but still hunched almost halfway over to keep from hitting her head on the ceiling, and moving to the door.
"Aye." Natsu and Happy cheered as they followed behind her like little ducklings.
"Let's try the maid option first and then go from there." Lucy said as they walked to the mansion, Natsu and Happy hiding in the tree line while Lucy walked right up to the gate.
"Hello I'm here to apply for the maid position." Lucy called after gently knocking on the gate. It wasn't long before a large hole was dug nearby and a woman as tall as Lucy with pink hair appeared. Lucy raised an eyebrow, immediately noticing that the womans soul was different from other humans…in fact her soul looked the same as some of Lucy's spirit companions. So the woman was a spirit summon then?
"Master there's a maid applicant here." The woman said back into the hole and a man with a twirly moustache came digging out as well.
"Hm….you're certainly tall one…but no. Go home ugly." The man said turning away from Lucy who's eyebrow twitched a bit.
"You heard him. Get lost ugly." The spirit said making Lucy's eyebrow twitch again even though it stopped when the rest of the maids showed up as the Everlue guy praised them as being beautiful.
"Want me to burn him for you Luce?" Natsu offered when the Duke and his women disappeared.
"No. I'm glad he goes out of his way to tell them that they're beautiful but he doesn't have to be so cruel about how he views others." Lucy said shaking her head and then looking at the mansion.
"Sneaking in isn't really an option…so how about we just bust in?" Lucy asked smirking at Natsu who gave her a toothy grin in return.
"Lucy you are speaking my language." Natsu said before the two of them went right up to the front gate and destroyed it as they broke their way into the mansion.
"Let's get to the library and grab that book!" Lucy said knocking the maids out easily when they came to stop the two mages.
"Found the library!" Happy said as he flew ahead and found the right door.
"Thanks Happy. Now we just have to find the book Daybreak." Lucy said as she immediately went to the nearest shelf and began to search for it, Prometheus and Zeus searching some of the lower reaching shelves.
"Found it!" Natsu said after a minute and making Lucy look down to see him holding the book up to her.
"Good job Natsu." Lucy said smiling at Natsu as she took the book and looked it over curiously before calling for one of her spirits.
"Aries…can you do me a favor and use the gale force reading glasses on this book? I can sense magic from it." Lucy asked her spirit who had apologized as soon as she was summoned out.
"Of course Mama, I'm sorry!" Aries said taking the glasses and the book and quickly reading through it while Everlue showed up and then revealed two men from a mercenary guild.
"Mama there's a spell on the book. The client might want to see this! I'm sorry!" Aries said after a short speech from the two 'Vanish Brothers' about how mages were weak in the body due to training their magic and not their bodies. Lucy lowered her hand for Aries to climb into, bringing the ram spirit up to her shoulder so that the secret could be whispered into her ear.
"Really? Thank you Aries. You did wonderfully and can leave if you want. Natsu, there's been a change in the mission. We're taking the book back to the client. If he wants it burned so badly then he can do the deed himself." Lucy said making the salmon haired boy nod his head once as he got ready to square off with the brothers.
"So a Celestial Wizard are you? Open Gate of the Maiden! Virgo!" Everlue said as Natsu took his fight with the brothers out into the main hall. Lucy didn't even bother looking surprised when the pink haired maid from earlier showed up but she raised an eyebrow when Aries gasped.
"Virgo doesn't usually look like that, sorry." Aries said from where she was sitting on Lucy's shoulder and Lucy's eyes narrowed. She wasn't really surprised. Of course Everlue would make sure his spirits looked more 'pleasing' to him if they had the power to transform, which most of them did to some degree.
"I'm sorry about this Virgo but I'm going to have to knock you out to get to that pathetic excuse for a wizard." Lucy said and then when the maid and duke both looked confused, the tall woman belted Virgo across the face hard enough to knock the woman out and send her back to the spirit realm.
"I'm sorry but can I go check on her?" Aries asked nervously and making Lucy nod once.
"Of course. Let her know that the Duke isn't escaping justice for his crimes anymore." Lucy said making the ram nod and vanish back to the Celestial Realm while Duke Everlue tried to dig his way into the ground away from Lucy.
"Zeus...fetch." Lucy said smirking as the lightning cloud gave a 'yippee' and then chased after Everlue, his hue becoming dark as lighting flashed a bit from him.
"All done here Luce!" Natsu said grinning as he sauntered back into the library and then looked around.
"Where'd that Duke guy go?" Natsu asked and Lucy just held up one finger before pointing it at a spot near the hole the Duke had first made.
Everlue came flying out of the ground crying out in pain as Zeus repeatedly shocked him with small lightning bolts.
"Good job Zeus. I'll make sure to get you some tasty lightning later." Lucy said patting the cloud when it came over to her, Everlue smoking on the ground unconscious and his gate key for Virgo in the clouds mouth until he put it in Lucy's hand.
"Let's go boys. Time to talk to the client." Lucy said moving to exit the library as she attached the key to her key ring and made a mental note to make a contract later.
"Yes mama." Zeus was right behind her happily humming.
"Yes mama." Prometheus was hovering by her shoulder like usual and pouting at not getting to fight or anything.
"Of course mama." Napoleon said from atop her head.
"Okay mama." Natsu said following her and not even realizing what he had called her.
"Aye!"
