Big Mom Fairy Tail

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)

"I saw you in the guild yesterday." Erza said looking at Lucy who was sitting down on the floor waiting for the train to arrive even if she wouldn't be riding in it. Even sitting down she was still an inch or so taller than Erza.

"My name is Lucy, I'm new. Mirajane asked me to tag along." Lucy said making Erza smile and nod her head.

"The mage who beat up several mercenaries without lifting a finger? It's a pleasure to have you with us." Erza said bowing her head slightly to the taller woman who merely chuckled.

"It was technically Zeus and Prometheus here who had done that. Say hello boys." Lucy said making the cloud and sun zoom over from where they had been heckling Natsu and Gray.

"Hello! I'm Prometheus!" The sun said smiling brightly at Erza who, to her credit, only raised an eyebrow in surprise.

"Hi! I'm Zeus!" The cloud said and Erza nodded to them both.

"It's a pleasure to meet you both and have you along with us. I'll be explaining everything on the train ride…are…you going to fit in the train?" Erza asked looking up at Lucy and sweatdropping when the girl stood up, which drew a hell of a lot of attention from everyone.

"I'll be riding on top of the train. Prometheus will be in the cabin with you and can tell me about what the missions about." Lucy said making the mini-sun nod and hover over by Erza who merely sweatdropped pretty hard as she nodded her head, ushering the boys onto the train while Lucy actually climbed on top of the train and laid down on it as if she were in a sun chair.

"Um…Miss? I don't think you're allowed to ride on top of the train." A conductor said staring at Lucy alongside everyone else while she merely reached down and showed him her ticket.

"I've legally purchased a ticket to ride the train. The ticket never said I had to ride inside of the train and unless you really want me trying to squeeze inside of it and possibly causing some damage…" Lucy didn't even look at the man who paled at the thought of her trying to fit into the train with the other passengers.

"Enjoy your ride ma'am." The man merely said, causing Lucy to pull her hand back up to the top of the train and make sure she wasn't hanging off of it on either side. That way she didn't destroy any caves or buildings close to the train tracks.

Lucy just closed her eyes and tried not to be overwhelmed by all of the souls around her as she relaxed. It was hard being in crowded places while able to feel and see souls. God she was almost going nuts at the guild with all the souls crying or weeping or screaming out in pain or hiding scared like small children during a thunderstorm. Now in a large train station where there were a lot more people around, some of whom had screaming and crying souls as well and others that were just yelling and angry?

Lucy was fighting to stay in her right mind and not show how it was effecting her as the train began to slowly move before it began to pick up speed as it left the station, which eased her suffering quite a bit.

Sure seeing so many souls go flying by at increasing speeds was a headache and a half on its own but at least now she wasn't surrounded by screaming crying and yelling souls too much.

In Clover around the same time #$# $!

"I hear one of your mages gave a big wig quite the spanking." Master Bob said to his old friend Makarov who was sitting on the table drinking a mug of beer.

"Oh you must mean Lucy. She's our newest recruit, girls' taller than a house and has a body that won't quit!" Makarov said sweatdropping a bit as he recalled Lucy being so disgusted with the Everlue guy that she had Prometheus burn his entire manor to nothingness after making sure everyone made it out okay.

"You shouldn't talk about your mage's like that you rogue you." Master Bob giggled at that as Makarov finished tearing a chunk of meat off of his turkey leg.

"You think I'm kidding? Girls got breasts bigger than damn watermelons! And they are disproportionate to her either! If anything she's not done growing yet so she's definitely going to get bigger, and not just in the boobs!" Makarov said pointing his turkey leg at Master Bob who honestly didn't know what to say about that.

"I hear the magic council is worried that Fairy Tail is going to destroy a town or something crazy like that one day." Master Goldmine said taking his shish kabob and turning to point it at Makarov accusingly.

"Eh let those blowhards rage all they want! They're just upset at how cute and strong all of my mages are!" Makarov laughed and that's when he heard a bird calling his name.

"I have a letter from Mirajane for you sir." The messenger bird said landing on his knee and dropping the letter.

"Thanks for your hard work." Makarov said before the bird flew back off and he picked up the letter, activating it.

"Thanks for attending the Guild Masters meeting for us master." Mirajane said as soon as her hologram popped up.

"Take a good look boys! This is our poster girl Mirajane! Grab your eyecandy while you can!" Makarov said as a circle of mages gathered around the table.

"That's Mirajane? She's really matured." Goldmine said earning an affirmative hum from Bob.

"Something really good and really surprising happened while you were away master! And we learned more about Lucy!" Mirajane said and was Master Makarov's eyes deceiving him or were her hands shaking even in the projection.

"Erza teamed up with Gray and Natsu, and it might have been the strongest team Fairy Tail's ever had if it were just those three but there's more!" Mirajane said oblivious to how Makarov broke out into a cold sweat.

"I had asked Lucy to go along with them to keep the boys from fighting too much, but she had annoyed Laxus into attacking her while her back was turned with his lightning magic!" Mirajane was still smiling while Makarov broke from his cold sweat and scowled a bit. That uppity grandson of his…

"She was completely unbothered by the attack master! Didn't even feel it! It was shocking to everyone in the guild who saw it!" Makarov blinked for a second before gaping slightly. Laxus was one of the strongest mages in the guild and had plenty of raw power at his finger tips, for him to blast her but she didn't even feel it?!

Maybe her claims of never having bled or suffered a broken bone were more than just good-natured bragging to impress everyone…

"That's what caused me to finally remember why Lucy seemed so familiar to me sir! After all we've all known about her for a few years now even if we didn't know it was her!" Now Makarov was frowning in thought as he stared at the letter. Known about her for a few years…?

"After all there's not many people matching her description, I'm surprised no one's realized it earlier. A celestial wizard taller than trees and not yet full grown, blood red eyes, skin tougher than iron or steel and having never once been cut, three ever present companions and a power over souls that's unheard of before…" All of the guild masters eyes slowly widened as they realized just who Mirajane was describing, none more so than Makarov.

"We figured out that Lucy is actually Lucy 'Big Mom' Heartfillia! And right now she's on a mission with Erza, Gray and Natsu, and Happy too of course!" Mirajane said with a brilliant smile and Makarov was definitely sweating buckets now as his face drained of color. Oh no…those three…and her…

Makarov toppled backwards almost off of the table and just barely conscious and the other Masters nearby weren't too different from him. Even Goldmine was pale and trembling, his eyes wide behind his shades as he spoke up.

"The council was right…they really can destroy a town now with her of all people along."