(We open up to Lincoln and Lynn sitting on their couch, watching the news of the local court trial)

Judge: Kyle Massey, it took your disgusting ass long enough to show up and stop dodging us, but you are officially guilty for the heinous crimes you committed against those minors.

Kyle Massey: I WAS FRAMED! Those kids made me look like a pedo! You have no evidence!

Judge: You kept running away from your due court date! The cops caught you trying to drive away in a pizza car!

Kyle Massey: BUT I WAS HUNGRY DOE! Kyle gotta eat!

Judge: You can have a fresh meal in prison! Case closed!

Kyle Massey: NEVER! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!

Lincoln: Wow, what a dirtbag.

Lynn: (Eating chips) Yeah, dude just couldn't keep it in his pants.

Lincoln: (Sighs sadly) It sucks when a once respect sitcom actor just falls down the path of harming minors. I used to be a fan of his spinoff show, growing up.

Lynn: (Sighs) Yeah, same here, remember when we used to sing the theme song when it came on?

Lincoln: (Trying to add some levity) Well, I guess we can work on our new song, Cory in The Jailhouse!

Lynn: (Laughs gleefully) Haha, good one! It'll at least be a smashing success!

(Lincoln chuckled as he just watched Kyle Massey being dragged, kicking and screaming)

Kyle Massey: I WAS ON DISNEY CHANNEL! ALL I DID WAS SEND PICS OF MY PP TO MINORS!

Lincoln: (Starts singing) Cory in the big house!

Lynn: (Singing, laughing) Being sent to cell #1!

(Lynn laughed, as did Lincoln. Just then, Lynn saw some of Lincoln's undies hanging out a little. She could make out the Ace Savvy logo)

Lynn: (Silently laughs) Oh, man!

Lincoln: (Looks at her puzzled) What's so funny?

Lynn: (Stops a little) O-oh n-nothing.

(Then, she "accidentally" drops the remote)

Lynn: Whoops! Silly me!

(Lincoln sighs, bending down to pick it up. Thinking fast, Lynn grabbed her bro's undies... then did a mighty yank!)

Lynn: (Laughs hysterically) WEDGIE!

(Lincoln screamed in pain! Feeling his Ace undies stretch towards his head!)

Lincoln: (In pain) L-LYNN!? W-what are you doing!?

Lynn: (Laughing) Just straightening your undies for you! You're so much messier with your undies, than Lana is!

Lana: (From afar) I heard that!

(Lynn then kept pulling even harder, sending Lincoln's red Ace undies further up his crack, along with it turning bright red!)

Lincoln: YOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Lynn: (Laughs at the undies) Geez, bro! These sure are some dorky undies! If people in public saw these things hanging out of your pants, you'd be getting easy wedgies!

Lincoln: S-So?! T-They'd probably g-g-get in trouble f-f-for doing that!

(Lynn laughed harder)

Lynn: Bro, Sam, gets wedgied twice a day! You'll get triple of that!

Lincoln: (Blushes harder) S-shut up! No, I won't!

Lynn: (Scoffs and laughs) Hell yeah, especially with these dorky things on!

(Lynn finally let go, sending her brother falling on the couch, moaning in aggravation. Lincoln's Ace Savvy undies were beyond stretched, almost looking like a superhero cape!

Lynn: Enjoy the rest of your day, Ace Sappy!

(Leaves laughing as Lincoln growled)

Lincoln: Okay, Lynn wants to play that way?! I'll play dirty right back! First...

(Lincoln took out his phone and typed in a number. We cut to Sam's house, with Sam herself hissing in pain as she was walking in her room, shutting the door, rubbing her aching butt)

Sam: (Hisses in pain) That was the worst wedgie of my life! (Looks down) My undies are all the way to my stomach! (She said as she pulled her jeans down with of course with little effort.)

(Sam sat down on her bed, wincing. She heard her phone ring as she picked up)

Sam: H-Hello?

Lincoln: Sam! It's Lincoln Loud! I could use your help with something!

Sam: (Sighs) I'm kinda already in butt pain…

Lincoln: M-Me too! L-Lynn gave me a wedgie! S-So, I was hoping you could help me get some payback!

Sam: (Smirks) Oh, I'd love to! She gave me one just yesterday, in front of the whole park!

Lincoln: Ouch… I'm sorry to hear that. (Smiles) But don't worry! I got you covered and I got some plans up my sleeve!

Sam: (Sighs in relief) Awesome, I can hardly wait! See ya, Linc!

Lincoln: (Smiles) Bye Sam!

(Lincoln then hangs up)

Lynn: (Coming into view) Oh, Stinkoln!

Lincoln: (Sighs) What, Lynn-

(Lynn gave one mighty tug, making Lincoln squeal! Lynn left laughing as Lincoln scowled)

Lincoln: S-She is so getting wedgie karma! (Winces) Ow...

(We cut to Sam showing up. She saw Lincoln building some kind of hook)

Sam: (Surprised) Woah, where in the hell did you get that?

Lincoln: (Smirks) I stole it out of Luans room. She's got a shit ton of these for some reason.

Sam: Alright, what's the plan?

Lincoln: It's simple really. We hang this over her door and wait for her to do her annual pushups. I need you to hang over the door and wait for her to come, so you can snag her undies with the hook.

Sam: (Evilly chuckles) Oh, that's devious, man! (Thought of something) Wait, what happens if Lynn sees me?

Lincoln: (Scoffs) She won't! Come on, it's Lynn we're talking about!

Sam: True. Alright, give me the hook!

(Lincoln gave Sam the hook as she went upstairs. We cut to her hanging over Lynn's door. Waiting with the hook in hand. Just then, she saw... Lucy. Who was walking and reading her book, hence why she didn't see Sam)

Lucy: Sigh. Another tragedy for Edwin. He is the most tragic vampire I ever knew.

(Lucy walked in and closed the door, which slammed Sam's undies and legs into the doorway in the process! Sam nearly shouted, but tried to hold in her scream! Trying so hard to stay quiet, in spite of the pain!)

Sam: (Hisses in pain) S-stupid g-goth..

(Sam then felt the door slam open, knocking her into the wall!)

Lynn: WOOHOO! Nother work out successfully done!

(Lynn then heard groaning coming from the back of her door, she opened it up and saw Sam who was holding a hook in her hand.)

(Lucy looked up)

Sam: (Moaning) J-Just... t-t-trying... out... a new... e-exercise...

(Sam groaned and slipped off the door! Falling to the floor with a painful thud! We cut to Lincoln's room. The boy now creating new ceiling tiles, which had tar that could really wedge Lynn! Sam was watching on his bed)

Sam: What is this?

Lincoln: Luan's tar wedge contraption! Once on the ceiling, I'll apply the bouncy device, that'll send Lynn flying up and getting a sticky wedge!

Sam: Ooh, that's smart. Uh, wouldn't that tar, get stuck in her bottom or something?

Lincoln: Eh, she'll be fine! She's dealt with worse. I just need your help to set it up, before Lynn gets back from her roller derby practice!

Sam: Anything, to make her feel it!

(Sam and Lincoln were seen getting the spring trap ready, trying to put it into place)

Lincoln: (Snickers) Lynn, sure is going to feel sorry for wedging the both of us!

Sam: (Giggling) Normally I don't partake in this kind of thing, but this is so exciting!

(Lynn was heard walking up the stairs, humming)

Lincoln: Quick! Let's hide in my room!

(Lincoln and Sam then zoomed straight into Lincoln's room! Eagerly waiting for Lynn to get her sweet, sweet karma)

(They listened in, hearing Lynn walk by... and no sound was heard)

Lincoln: (Confused) Why isn't anything happening?

Sam: Did Lynn catch on to our prank?

Lincoln: Maybe you can check it out? Check if the spring works?

(Sam walked out and walked to the spring trap. Puzzled, Sam stepped on it... and was flung into the tar ceiling!)

Sam: AAAHHHH!

Lincoln: (Ran out to see) Oh, shit, SAM!

(Lincoln then felt a tap on his shoulder from behind and saw Lynn creepily smirking at him with glee.)

Lincoln: (Baffled) HOW?! H-How did you know?! Who told you?!

Lynn: (Snorts) I sensed you were doing something fishy, Stinky. So, i easily dodged it, like always. And I should've told you this earlier, but since you tried to get back at me and if I sensed it. Let's just say you're going to be smelling your own undies.

Lincoln: (Glares) More like you'll be smelling your own undies, stink... stink... stinker?

Lynn: (Rolls her eyes) Gee, how long did it take to come up with that?

Lincoln: (Growls) This ain't over!

(Stomps into his room as Lynn snickers, before heading into her room)

Sam: (Stuck to the ceiling) G-Guys?

(Sam then felt herself slowly coming unstuck from the ceiling! Making her gulp as she looked at the floor in fear)

Sam: (Gulps) O-oh c-crap…

(Sam finally fell off and landed on the floor with a crashing thud! We cut to her and Lincoln now making a big catapult in the backyard)

Sam: Uh.. Lincoln, you sure this is safe? And what if she catches you and gives you an atomic wedgie?

Lincoln: Like I care! This is the best way to finally beat Lynn for good! It'll be worth it to wipe that smug look off her face! Now, help me wind it up! Once Lynn steps on that X, she'll be having a nice flight across town!

Sam: (Sighs) Ok… as long as I don't have a criminal record for this.

(Sam then helped out Lincoln windup the catapult. Lynn saw this from the kitchen window and shook her head.)

Lynn: (Cackles) Jesus, there more desperate than I thought ..

(Lynn then saw Lana walk into the kitchen, giving her a devious idea..)

Lynn: Hey, Lana!

Lana: Hmm? What, Lynn? I was hoping to have my fudge ice cream sandwich today!

Lynn: Oh, but I saw someone leave tons of ice cream out in the backyard!

Lana: (Eyes going wide) For real?! I CALL DIBSEES!

(Lana started to run out, just as the catapult was finished)

Lincoln: Okay, now we wait for Lynn to-

Lana: (Running to the X) ICE CREAAAAAM!

Lincoln and Sam: (Frantic) LANA! DON'T STEP ON THE-

(Lana already stepped on the X, which caused the catapult to send her flying across town, screaming, before vanishing out of sight!)

Sam and Lincoln: Whimpers) Oh n-no…

Lynn: (Off screen) Nice plan, Einstein's!

(The duo gasped and saw Lynn approach the two with a rather villainous grin, almost like the grinch.)

Lincoln: (Whispers) That son of a bitch..

Sam: (Groans) Lincoln, she's just too good.

Lincoln: Y-You're... (Hangs his head in defeat) Right... wanna just watch tv for the rest of the day?

Sam: I'll just head home. (Sighs) Been through enough today.

Lincoln: (Sadden) Sure...

(Lincoln walked back into the house as Sam started to walk away... but she failed to notice her undies had accidentally got snagged on the catapult! Sam was walking in place, puzzled why she wasn't moving, when she turned and gasped in horror upon seeing her undies stuck on the catapult! Sam screamed and desperately tried to free her undies!)

Sam: (Screams in terror) W-WHAT, WHO D-DID THIS!?

Lynn: (Winding it up) Oh, no one in particular. Have a nice ride, Sammy!

(Lynn then wound it up and it launched Sam out of sight, who screamed for her life!)

Lynn: (Sees Lincoln in the living room) Now time to give Dork Savvy a little lesson..

(We cut to Lana, who screamed as she... landed on a fireworks cart, unharmed)

Lana: I'm... okay?(Grins) I'm okay! WOOOOO! Man, that could've been-

(Just then, the screaming Sam landed on Lana, causing the cart to explode! The fireworks being seen across the town! We cut back to Lincoln, who slumped in the couch, feeling his plans were a waste of time)

Lincoln: (Sighs) Well, so much for today..

Lynn: (Walks in, grimly) Hey, Linky..

Lincoln: (Not even scared) Get it over with, Lynn... I'm cool with a big wedge at this point...

Lynn: (Smirks) I warned you not to cross me again, Linky.. but I told you what would happen if you didn't listen. Now turn around..

(Lincoln sighed as he got up, ready to accept his fate... but he accidentally dropped a dollar in doing so)

Lynn: Ooh, a dollar! Hold on, I need to buy that new hockey stick!

(As Lynn bent down... Lincoln saw some of Lynn's undies hanging out. More messily than his. Lincoln than got a... devious idea as he formed his own Grinch smirk)

Lincoln: (Smirks, says to himself) So, you mock me and Lanas hanging undies, when 50 percent of them are clearly exposed? Dear sister, revenge is at its sweetest.

(Lincoln then gripped Lynn's undies and felt a flash of all the memories, including today of Lynn picking on him. This helped fuel up his strength.)

Lincoln: Let me help you... STRAIGHTEN THEM OUT!

(Lincoln then waited a good a couple of seconds to help wind him up. Then, he gave a very powerful yank on her undies! Sending them all the way up to her neck on the first pull! Lynn's undies were already deep into her crack! Lincoln kept savoring the pulling, as Lynn was squealing in pain like a 5-year-old girl!)

Lynn: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! L-LINCOLN! LET GO! LET GO! LET GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lincoln: (Chuckles) Hey, I'm only helping out straightening your undies, sis! You said I was gonna get wedgied! While the entire design of yours was exposed! (Looks at her Rainbow dash undies and laughs hysterically) And I thought you said ponies were lame!

Lynn: T-T-THEY ARE! T-T-THOSE ARE F-F-FAKE! I SWEAR!

Lincoln: (Snorts) Oh yeah? Then how come your name is written on the waistband, and it says love mom?

Lynn: (Screams in anguish) LINCOLNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

(Lincoln pulled on Lynn's pony undies so hard, that he was lifting her a couple inches off the ground!)

Lincoln: Now for the finishing move! (To the viewers) You might want to cover your ears for this one.

Lynn: (Begging for mercy) NO! NO! NO! L-LINCOLN! I GIVE! I GIVE! I-

(Lincoln tore up the undies, over her entire face, completely making her butt crack really red! We cut outside to hear Lynn's screams, which soon echoes across the world, outer space, and all of the milky way galaxy as an alien drove by, puzzled by the screaming!)

The End