RE: The Legend of [SATOU] / Emergence of the Hero, Prologue/Genesis

By: Boringbone

Summary: What If Kazuma Chose A Power Instead Of The Useless Aqua? Will He Finally Show His True Potential? Kazuma/Harem Except For Aqua I Hate Her. Might Be OOC. There Are Some OCs And SI.

a/n: Hey guys! So, in order to celebrate my ever increasing fanbase, I want to give you guys a little reward! I totally decided to make an Opening Theme Song for this fic! Now, I don't actually have any musical talents or any skills in animation, nor the tools for the task, for that matter, so you will all just have to listen along to the song while I describe the images I had in mind for the OP. So, the song I want you guys to search up is: "Insight" - Gatchaman Crowds (English Cover by Sapphire ft ). Go ahead! Search it up right now! I'll wait! OK, you got it? Good! Now, this next part might be a bit difficult to follow. I will provide descriptions of what the characters are doing in the OP and I'll provide snippets of the lyrics so you'll know which part of the song the action and movements are supposed to sync up to. Does that make sense? It's OK It'll make sense as we go along. So…without further ado…here we go! Song starts. (Black screen…and then fades to a white space, revealing our main characters and OTP, Kazuma and Megumin). Lyrics: Come in, blue Can you feel the tension in the room There's trouble lurking in the air But no one knows about it. (Kazuma and Megumin are back to back with their heads down, there is certainly 'tension in the room', their feelings, but they don't know what to do about it). Lyrics: Don't got a clue I need a sign, I need some insight When all we do is stand around and stare How can we go about it? (Camera pans to a troubled looking Kazuma. He really needs some insight right about now! He's thinking [how can we go about it?] He doesn't know what to do about his relationship with Megumin!) Lyrics: Take flight and break away You need to be yourself tonight Don't care for what they say The truth is more than meets the eye Look up! The answer is in the air! (As the song goes to 'Take flight', Eris is shown up in the sky, the fluttering of feathers follow the camera fade. At the same time as the lyrics: 'The truth is more than meets the eye' another flutter of feathers and Chris is shown looking up into the sky *SPOILER ALERT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SPOILED BY LN SPOILERS LOOK AWAY: Chris is Eris) Lyrics: But is it true? You talk and talk, but baby I need proof You aren't making any sense, I guess you don't know shit about it (The worst character ever, Aqua, is shown in this part. Although she doesn't make any appearance in this fic, she will be shown in the OP drinking and acting like a slovenly mess. At the lyrics: 'You aren't making any sense, I guess you don't know shit about it', Aqua is shown passing out unconscious due to all the alcohol she drank.) Lyrics: Open your eyes Get schooled, you need some insight Calling out the lies Yeah, yeah, don't be shy about it. (Mitsurugi and Yunyun, the primary antagonists to our OTP couple, are shown in this part here looking menacing. They take out their weapons and point it to the viewer, smiling all evil-like as they do so) Lyrics: Get in the game You need to be yourself tonight Don't care for what they say The truth is more than meets the eye Look up! The answer is in the air! So spread your wings, Take flight and save the world tonight (Kazuma and his harem are soon falling from the sky, like they are sky diving sort of like the season 2 opening of Konosuba. Kazuma and his harem link arms at the same time as the lyric: 'so spread your wings' comes up.) Lyric: Cause dreams are everything Believe and burn them in your mind Look up! The answer is in the air! (Kazuma and his harem look at each other as they are falling and nod as if encouraging each other. At the lyric, 'look up the answer is in the air!', camera focuses on an individual shot of each character before cutting to the title sequence, which reads, obviously: RE: The Legend of [SATOU] / Emergence of the Hero, Prologue/Genesis) And that's the end of the OP! If anyone wants to animate this, you are more than welcome to but be sure to pay credit where it is due and to give me at least 90% of the royalties.

Chapter 3: Destiny Dawns on this Silent Darkness…

Kazuma and Megumin are at the guild hall.

[Ah…I have Megumin in my party now, but we should look for other members.]

Ok, so basically they look around and see Darkness.

And Chris is with her too.

For some reason Chris looks shyly at Kazuma. a/n: but Kazuma and Megumin don't know their names yet but I'm just using their names now because we all, as the readers, know their names already.

Darkness looks at Kazuma.

"Ah, I have seen your recruitment poster," Darkness said. a/n: kazuma and megumin had set up a recruitment poster earlier but it's not at all like Aqua's stupid one.

a/n: ok, so you all can guess what happens here. Darkness is pretty boring. I don't hate her like I do that useless stupid dumbass goddess Aqua but I don't feel like writing the intro scene with her. So anyways she introduces herself to Kazuma and acts like a masochist and pervert but Kazuma being the kind guy he is invites her to the party anyways. And also Chris comes along who is looking at Kazuma and blushing for some reason.

"Ah…we have a pretty good party," Kazuma said. "Megumin will deal the AoE damage, Darkness will act as our Tank, and Chris and I can be the regular damage dealers. Well, I say that but I'm still Level 1…"

"That's right first we should have Kazuma level up," Chris said. "Everyone, follow me."

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They all follow Chris.

"Here is a training ground with monsters in it. We can raise Kazuma's level here."

"J-Just leave it to me," Megumin said, while shyly looking over at Kazuma. "I will weaken the enemies in this area with Explosion. Kazuma can deal the finishing blow."

Kazuma smiled and patted Megumin on the head. "Thanks. Megumin."

Megumin smiled and blushed while Chris was at the side looking at this very jealously for some reason.

Little did Kazuma know, that Chris was acting jealous for a reason…

Darkness was there, too.

So what happens is that Megumin uses Explosion just above all the monsters, not killing them, leaving enough so that Kazuma can come and finish off the monsters sort of like 'power-levelling' in MMORPGs if you guys play that sort of thing I know I do.

"Wow, I raised ten levels just from doing that!" Kazuma said.

"That is very impressive," Megumin said.

Darkness was also impressed.

Chris looked at Kazuma. She said, "Hmm, it seems that Kazuma gains levels faster than usual."

Kazuma looked at his Adventurer Card. "Whoa! I have 50 skill points already!"

They all gasped.

Darkness gasped, too.

"N-Nani?" a/n: what Japanese people say when they are shocked like if they are about to omeme wa mou shitdaeuru.

They all said this as they were shocked by the shocking statement Kazuma shocked them all with.

"It's true, look."

They all huddled around Kazuma.

Darkness, too.

[T-They are all so close….]

Kazuma's heart was beating hard, harder than concrete.

Little did he know, the other girl's hearts were also beating hard.

Darkness, too.

"It seems that Kazuma can level fast and gets 5 skill points per level," Chris said. "Normal people get about 2 skill points per level."

Megumin blushed as she looked at Kazuma lovingly with cute heart eyes. "I-It seems that Kazuma is special, indeed…"

Megumin couldn't stop her hearth from doki-ing.

"O-Of course he's special! I knew it from the first time I saw…I-I mean…!"

Chris said this as she looked like she was jealous of Megumin for some reason.

Kazuma sweat-dropped. [Ah…we're all friends but we can't be friendly with one another what's the point of having friends if you can't be friendly with your friends]

Kazuma got 50 skill points now but he didn't know what to spend it on.

"A-Advanced Magic cost about 50 skill points to learn," Megumin said. "If only we could have Yunyun teach Kazuma as Yunyun knows Advanced Magic."

"That's unfortunate," Kazuma said, thinking very hard.

[And I also have the power 'Greater Mana Pool' I received from Eris. It's too bad that I can't learn awesome magic immediately]

Chris popped her hand on hand like in the animes when they have a bright idea and a light bulb even flashed above her head as she went 'oh!'.

"I'll teach Kazuma some 'Thief' skills for now!"

Chris said this as she showed and taught Kazuma her Thief skills which he learned.

The skills were Steal, Detect Enemy, Hide, Escape, Bind, Wire Trap, and Detect Treasure.

Thief skills are cheap and they only costed about 1 skill point each to learn except Bind and Wiretrap which cost about 3 skill points to learn so if you added that up that is about 11 skill points he used.

"Even if Kazuma can't learn Advanced Magic yet he can learn Intermediate Magic from a Mage in Axel."

Megumin said this.

Kazuma had a thought. "Hm. Can't I have Megumin teach me Explosion."

Megumin's eyes lit up. "W-Would you really…want to learn it…?"

Kazuma gave a thumbs up. "Of course! Why wouldn't I? Explosion is cool and powerful."

Megumin nearly went up to Kazuma to hug him and kiss him but she restrained herself only barely.

Chris was looking between them really jealously for some reason.

"Once I get enough Skill Point, I'll learn Megumin's Explosion," Kazuma said.

"S-Sure…"

Megumin was so happy that she smiled happily.

And Darkness was there, too.

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At an Inn…

Kazuma and everyone is staying at an inn a/n: not in the stupid stables because they are not poor in this one because guess what that useless debt goddess Aqua isn't here to ruin everything

As he's lying on his bed there's a knock on his door.

"Come in," he said.

Megumin walked in. She was wearing her PJ's.

"Kazuma…can we talk?"

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Chapter END

a/n: Wow sorry to leave off at such a cliff-hanger guys I'm really sorry I didn't do that on purpose it's just that I don't have much time because I have to share a computer with my stupid older sister who also writes a fanfic called RE: Devil was something something I don't know but I really hate my sister because she thinks that her stuff is more important than mine and she hogs the PC all day. Anywho that is not the problem here. Guys. We have ourselves *breathes in* our first two haters. First there was last week's hater: Sonicfan98. And now we have a new hater. He calls himself 'Mizori' and I can already tell that he is a complete numbskull. If you look at his profile picture it looks like a kid drew it and I bet you anything that he actually is a kid I mean look at what he wrote on his review on the other chapter (which a bunch of you liked! Thank you very much! Remember to keep reviewing and faving and following!). Anyways, here is what he wrote my ptsd is triggering just from reading and looking at this but I will be brave just so I can show you guys. r u reatard. this fic is terrble and has bad garmar is bad. kzuma is cumpletely ooc n th story is terrblel! i can rite better then THis! OK first of all let's address something. I am not 'reatard', Mizori if that's even your real name. I am a sentient, intelligent, sapient, human being in fact you could even say that my IQ is actually above average OK? The tests don't really measure my real IQ accurately and my mom says that there's other forms of intelligence well what I'm saying is that I'm smart in terms of emotional IQ and I'm not a 'reatard' perhaps that is you because you can't even spell properly you frickin frick numbskull ingrate. OK let's move on to the next line. You are saying that my fic is 'terrble' and that I have bad 'garmar'. OK first of all you are clearly the one who has bad grammar so there. Next point. So basically he goes on to say that Kazuma is completely OOC and that he can write better. OK, first of all I already explained very thoroughly in my first a/n, if your nincompoop brain even thought to read my explanation then that Kazuma is different in this fic because of something that happened to him in the past that changed him. So therefore he is not OOC because he is definitely acting in character as he would in the anime but also some stuff happened to him in the past so maybe he's just acting a bit different now but only just a little. And as for your claims that you can write better fics than me? Please. Puh-lease. I looked at your stories and I wasn't impressed especially your story called 'Your Fandom is Cancer: Rick and Morty'. Seriously? How can you say that about the greatest Sci/Fi realism badass comedic multi-genre narrative spectacle that relies heavily on Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. Anyways enough with this addlepated simpleton. So I don't know when I'll be able to update because honestly right now my life is pretty hectic what with school drama and family drama and my stupid sister. I don't know when I'll be able to write again because quite frankly it's hard to find the motivation to write when your life is such a frustrated mess but I bet that if we reached…7 reviews on the next chapter? Is that a fair goal? I think that will motivate me to write. And be sure also to fave and follow please guys it really helps me out. So anyways, guys, thank you again, except you Sonicfan98 and Mizori if that's even your real name you guys will be and always will be the enemy of my fanbase the Bone-Army. Bone Fist everyone stay awesome. Xoxo…BoringBone