RE: The Legend of [SATOU] / Emergence of the Hero, Prologue/Genesis
By: Boringbone
Summary: What If Kazuma Chose A Power Instead Of The Useless Aqua? Will He Finally
Show His True Potential? Kazuma/Harem Except For Aqua I Hate Her. Might Be OOC. There Are Some OCs And SI.
DISCLAIMER: THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS EXPLICIT MATERIAL IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY EXPLICIT MATERIAL LIKE IF YOU ARE CHRISTIAN OR SOMETHING AND YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO HELL THEN DON'T READ THIS THIS IS ONLY FOR ATHEISTS ONLY
DISCLAIMER 2: SO I FORGOT TO DO THIS FOR THE OTHER CHAPTERS BUT GUYS I DO NOT OWN KONOSUBA KONOSUBA IS OWNED BY THE WRITER OF KONOSUBA WHO IS AKATSUKI NATSUME AND MAYBE HE IS A NARUTO FAN BECAUSE HIS PEN NAME IS AKATSUKI AND MAYBE FAIRY TAIL TOO BECAUSE OF THE NATSU IN NATSUME? ANYWAYS GUYS I DO NOT OWN KONOSUBA I DO NOT OWN KONOSUBA SO MR. NATSU FROM FAIRY TAIL SENSEI PLEASE DON'T SUE ME PLEASE MY FAMILY IS ALREADY IN FINANCIAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL JEOPARDY PLEASE YOU WILL ONLY MAKE IT WORST IF YOU SUE ME YOU ARE ALREADY RICH FROM SELLING MEGUMIN FIGURINES SO PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY PARENT'S HARD EARNED MONEY THEY ARE ALREADY DISILLUSIONED ENOUGH BY THE SOCIETY THEY WERE TAUGHT TO TRUST IN HEY TEACHER LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE PLEASE DO NOT CAUSE THEM TO BECOME MORE JADED AS THERE IS STILL SO MUCH BEAUTY IN THE WORLD AND STILL SO MUCH TO BE DECIPHERED IN THE COMPLEXITY OF THE HUMAN EXISTENCE OH GOD I THINK THEY ARE GETTING DIVORCED
A/N: Guys I'm sorry but this fanfiction is Rated 'T' so although I wanted to write Kazuma and Megumin doing it I can't because then because this site will sue me but there will be lots of kissing and hugging and maybe a bit of touching instead in this chapter so yeah if you guys want to see a separate Rated 'M' lemon chapter though then tell me in the reviews and if enough people ask for it I'll do it but only if I get enough reviews and if Sonicfan98 stops saying that my mother sucks
Chapter 4: The One True Romantic Destiny
"Kazuma are you awake?"
Megumin said that as she asked Kazuma if she was awake because it was late and he was probably sleeping so it would indeed be appropriate to ask someone that.
[What does Megumin want to talk about this late at night?]
But little did Kazuma know that Megumin wanted to do more than talking A/N: Well, she doesn't know it but it yet guys but it will happen but remember Megumin is a pure and innocent waifu so remember guys she doesn't come in there thinking oh kazuma is so sexy he has an attractive jawline like my new crush Newman I want to smex him she just wants to talk to him but later she will be so in love with him with heart eyes and doki doki so she will want to kiss him and hug him and maybe a bit of touching and if you guys want it then maybe more but that's only if you review that you want to see a lemon and I don't mean the fruit if you know what I'm saying but if you don't know what I'm saying here is an explanation from TV tropes:
A Lemon is a Fan Fic with explicit sexual content. This can range from plot-what-plot screwfests with no justification, to exquisitely plotted and crafted stories that just happen to follow their participants into the bedroom (and through the subsequent action therein) on a regular basis. Once a common term, it's now less frequently seen, though by no means extinct. Can be used as a noun and an adjective interchangeably: "It's a Lemon story" and "It's a Lemon" are functionally equivalent. Those fond of Lemons refer to it as 'Lemony Goodness'. Surprisingly, the term is not automatically synonymous with "bad", or even "vulgar". Of course, somebody venturing into sex scenes for the first time may see a fic as a lemon, while a more experienced reader may consider it a Lime.
The term was originally specific to the anime fanfiction community, although by the early-middle 2000s it had spread to other fandoms as an alternative to just calling something porn or smut. The origin of the term is obscure, but the most common etymology traces it back to the classic hentai anime series Cream Lemon, by way of an early mailing list for publishing erotic anime fanfic, called "The Lemon List" in its honor. The term derives from the idea that like a lemon, sexuality looks beautiful and alluring, but when you experience it more directly, it's bitter and sour. While the complementary term Lime still has some usage, there was actually at one time an entire "Citrus Scale" with various fruit code names (Citrus — Orange — Lime — Lemon — Grapefruit). Some fandoms have their own idiosyncratic terms with roughly the same meaning. For example, My Little Pony fans know Lemons as "clop" or "clopfics" (don't ask). The trope has nothing to do with the Lemony Narrator, although combining the two would be quite interesting, especially if it were in a Fan Fic featuring 30 Rock's Liz Lemon. Possibly shipped with Cure Lemonade or Lemon Breeland. Not to be confused with those tasty, tasty fruits, the slang term for a lousy car, the Russian term for a million dollars (or a hand grenade), OR pictures of old men having a party (okay, perhaps that last example is related). Has nothing to do with burning your house down with the aforementioned yellow fruits. Nor does it refer to the U.S Supreme Court test on what is excessive government involvement in religion or a famous collection of sites dealing with Commodore 64 games. Compare Lime, Porn Without Plot. See also Slash Fic, Rule 34. Frequently found in Kink Memes. See IKEA Erotica and Common Hollywood Sex Traits for some of the more common ways these stories can go wrong. By the way, we don't want to get into trouble with our advertisers again, so No Examples Please.
Alternative Title(s): Lemon Fic
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"Kazuma, I assume you're wondering what I want to talk about..."
Megumin said this while cutely biting her cute lips in a very cute manner and the teeth she was using to cutely bite her cute lips was also very cute.
[She's so cute...]
Kazuma was thinking this as he saw the cuteness of Megumin and then proceeded to think about it.
"Yes, I am wondering what you want to talk about."
[What does she want to talk about?]
"Can I come in?"
Kazuma just realized that Megumin was still waiting at the door.
"Ah! Gomen!" a/n: what harem protagonists say when they are sorry
"Please come in Megumin-chan."
"E-Eh? 'chan'...?!"
Megumin blushed in a very red way.
a/n: in order to understand why megumin is very surprised and blushed is because '-chan' is something harem protagonists use to make the girl feel special by adding it to their names and Megumin must be thinking that kazuma likes her
"A-Ah! Gomen! I didn't mean to..."
[Ah...she must be very offended now...]
"I don't mind."
Megumin blushed even more.
"Eh?"
"I said...I don't mind if you call me with '-chan'..."
Kazuma smiled happily. "R-Really?"
Megumin nodded. "Yes I don't because...I-I..."
She hesitated.
"Hm?"
[I wonder what she's trying to say? And why is she blushing?]
"I...I..."
[And why is she fidgeting?]
"Kazuma...I love you!"
Kazuma couldn't believe what he was hearing.
"Eh?"
"...Please don't make me repeat that again..."
"Did I hear that right? Megumin said..."
"I said don't make me repeat it!"
Megumin was about to run but Kazuma ran also and grabbed her arm.
"Wait...you can't just leave after saying that..."
"I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. Please forget it...I mean...there's no way that...Kazuma...to me..."
"I...I think that I also like Megumin-chan...no, Megu-chan!"
"E-Eh?!" a/n: Megu-chan is very surprised because if a harem protagonist calls you with '-chan' and then shortens your name, you know smex is about to go down
"That's right...I think I like Megu-chan..."
[I think it might have been love at first sight...]
"No...this can't...this must be a dream!"
"It's not a dream!"
"There's no way that this is..."
Kazuma knew that there was only one way to convince her...
"I'll show Megu-chan how real this is..."
"Eh?"
Kazuma held Megumin's cheeks...
And then kissed her.
"Mmph!"
Megumin was surprised and her body jumped up like she was surprised because she was surprised.
But then she eventually gave in because she loves Kazuma very much ever since he showed her that he was a strong badass MC and then she fell in love with him.
And there was a lot of kissing.
And hugging.
And maybe even a bit of touching.
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Chapter END
A/N: OK guys so like I said if you want any lemons then go ask for it in the review ok? So guys today I dedicate this chapter to a special someone. You see I have a new crush on a new boy in my new school, let's call him Newman because that's his new last name after he got a new step-father. I barely knew Newman and yet I knew that he knew about my new crush on him, the new boy in my new school. So I told my sister about the good news about this new boy I knew in my new school named Newman who had a new step-father and thus a new name and how I had a new crush on him and about how Newman knew that I knew. "Isn't this good news?" I told my sister. My sister, though, looked at me as if she didn't care and then went back to her writing that stupid story "Re: Compromised the Devil by Defeating him" or whatever it is. Gosh darn it! I hate my sister so much! At least pretend to care about my life! She thinks that my problems are so trivial but guess what, sis, you were my age too and I bet you also had new crushes on new boys in your new school. So anyways about Newman I like Newman because his jawline is very attractive the first thing you'll notice about him when you see him is his very attractive jawline it's so sexy kyyaaaaa! So anyways, you might be asking, so, BB-chan, how did you knew that he knew that you like him and vice versa well I'll tell you it's very simple so my new friends from my new class that I made in my new school knew that I knew that I had a new crush on the new boy in my new school. And so what they did, my new friends, they talked to Newman's new friends that he made in his new class in this new school and they all knew that we both had new crushes on each other and they knew better than to leave us alone as Newman and I are both new to romance so what they did was they spread the new news of my new crush on Newman and his new crush on me and this news spread out and now everyone in my new school heard the news about my new crush on Newman and by then everyone was saying we were dating so that practically settles it. And so one day I went to Newman's new house and met his new step-father who Newman got his new name from and his new step-father was reading the news and asked if I knew of current events and I said I only knew what's new on trending and he said the new generation needs to watch the news. And so after dinner Newman invited me to his new room in his new house and before we went up he made me a new Nutella sandwich as he knew I was hungry because the dinner the Newman's served contained meat and I am a vegan just newly and they felt sorry and I said it's okay it's probably news to you let's get to know each other on this new relationship thank you for helping me feel welcome in this new family, Newman family. So, going up the stairs to Newman's new room I knew that he knew what new boyfriends and new girlfriends were supposed to do and so when we went in first he was shy and showed me his new room that said Newman's new room on the new plaque on the new door and inside he showed me an empty dry aquarium with marbles that whose patterns were eerie like under the flickering broken artificial light and inside the glass that glared from the reflecting of light from outside, there were lights everywhere on all angles in this room, there was slithering on the synthetic stone a new newt from the new pet store that Newman's new step-father Mr. Newman bought for his new-stepson in celebration of the new purchase of the new house the Newman family would spend their new lives in and the new newt's new name was Newtman.
