RE: The Legend of [SATOU] / Emergence of the Hero, Prologue/Genesis
By: Boringbone
Summary: What If Kazuma Chose A Power Instead Of The Useless Aqua? Will He Finally Show His True Potential? Kazuma/Harem Except For Aqua I Hate Her. Might Be OOC. There Are Some OCs And SI.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN KONOSUBA KONOSUBA IS OWNED BY THE WRITER OF KONOSUBA WHO IS AKATSUKI NATSUME AND MAYBE HE IS A NARUTO FAN BECAUSE HIS PEN NAME IS AKATSUKI AND MAYBE FAIRY TAIL TOO BECAUSE OF THE NATSU IN NATSUME? ANYWAYS GUYS I DO NOT OWN KONOSUBA I DO NOT OWN KONOSUBA SO MR. NATSU FROM FAIRY TAIL SENSEI PLEASE DON'T SUE ME PLEASE MY FAMILY IS ALREADY IN FINANCIAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL JEOPARDY PLEASE YOU WILL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE IF YOU SUE ME YOU ARE ALREADY RICH FROM SELLING MEGUMIN FIGURINES SO PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY PARENT'S HARD EARNED MONEY THEY ARE ALREADY DISILLUSIONED ENOUGH BY THE SOCIETY THEY WERE TAUGHT TO TRUST IN HEY TEACHER LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE PLEASE DO NOT CAUSE THEM TO BECOME MORE JADED AS THERE IS STILL SO MUCH BEAUTY IN THE WORLD AND STILL SO MUCH TO BE DECIPHERED IN THE COMPLEXITY OF THE HUMAN EXISTENCE OH GOD I THINK THEY ARE GETTING DIVORCED
A/N: All you haters out there take your hate somewhere else 'coz we keep everything here gucci and 100 / yeah gucci gang gucci gang if I ever see your pasty ass on the street you know I be puttin' caps in y'all like cops arrested y'all / and all the hasty cats in the street ain't interested in y'all, at all / I ball, and you know I keep it 100, and if I gotta kill a hater I keep the count under a 100 / working on the inside, murdering on the side, and on the site, felling fellas like a landslide / dealing y'all underhanded, I own y'all and my hoes they branded / death stranded like an island corpse, I twist your mind like a horoscope / I am divine like a child's ghost, and invade minds when I lost host / So I bury bodies in the east coast, and then I arise like yeast toast, never lose hope / gucci gang yeah gucci gang I keep it 100, turn it, turn it up, keep the marijuana smog up / if I see you haters on the street you know I keep my gats up / gucci gang yeah gucci gang I keep it 100, light it up, light it up, keep those gats up / if I see any cops on the street I don't keep my hands up. (Guys I'm just promoting this little snippet from my new boyfriend's new song 'Keep it 100' in his new mixtape 'Newman' a self-titled mixtape from my new boyfriend Newman available now in all the websites where you can download music or you can just come to his locker at lunch and he'll hook you up guys please check his music out he will change the game even though he's a white boy I swear to you guys and he said that when we make it I'll be his trap queen and we'll meet Kendrick aka kung fu kenny and Em aka mom's spaghetti and Kanyeezy aka louis vuitton don aka Wake up Mr. West, Mr. West, Mr. Fresh, Mister, by himself he's so impressed, and maybe even the hologram of Tupac)
Chapter 5: The Destiny of these Nakama!
Kazuma woke up with the cute Megumin laying beside him while she is breathing very cutely in a cute manner very cutely and it was all very cute.
She's so cute (this is the thought that Kazuma is thinking right now as the cute Megumin was lying beside him while she was breathing very cutely in a cute manner very cutely and it was all very cute). Thank you to the people who gave me advice on how to make sure that we know who is thinking what. I'm sorry for being very vague before but I will try to be more obvious now and I won't use those confusing bubbles anymore like: [ ], or { }. Also you guys said not to do anymore author's notes in the middle of the story because it's distracting so I resorted to just making my explanations part of the story.
Kazuma thought back to the night before when he and Megumin was kissing a lot and he touched his lips and remembered how he was kissing Megumin a lot and he blushed because it was his first kiss and he liked Megumin so much because she was so cute and kind and although it hasn't been long since they knew each other he really liked her I mean come on guys have you even fallen in love before? Stop calling my characters, I mean, Natususususume's senpai's kouhai's sensei's characters OOC they are not they have fallen in love with each other at first sight maybe you guys just don't get it coz you're all virgins and I've already lost my virginity to my new boyfriend Newman and Im only 13.
Megumin started stirring and woke up and she saw Kazuma looking at her very handsomely in a handsome manner very handsomely and it was all very handsome.
He's so handsome (this is the thought that Megumin is thinking right now as the handsome Kazuma was lying beside her very handsomely in a handsome manner. Again, these are Megumin's thoughts guys, please don't confuse it with Kazuma's).
"Good morning," Kazuma said.
Megumin blushed ever harder. "G-Good morning."
"You're so cute…"
"T-Thank you. Kazuma is very handsome."
They both smiled at each other.
"Can I kiss you?" Kazuma asked.
"Y-You don't need to ask…"
Kazuma came closer and kissed Megumin on the lips.
"Mm…" Megumin kissed back.
"Well, we should get up soon," said Kazuma.
Megumin nodded.
They got up and no, guys, they aren't naked, they are wearing their pj's I told you there was only kissing, and hugging, and maybe some touching like maybe Kazuma touched her butt or boobs a couple times or something but that's it, Again, if a lot of people ask for the lemons I will give them to you and no, I'm not talking about the fruit if you know what I'm saying, well of course you know because you are all virgins who touch yourself to lemons I've already lost my virginity and I'm only 13.
They kissed some more and hugged some more and they did this for like half an hour before they got up to meet the others.
Oh, and they also touched each other a little bit, too.
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"Megumin, how come you weren't at our room yesterday?"
Chris asked Megumin this and for some reason Chris seemed jealous.
Chris was supposed to share a room with Megumin but after Megumin excused herself for a walk Megumin never came back and Chris was worried and looked everywhere but she didn't go to Kazuma's room because she didn't want Kazuma to get the wrong idea by coming to his room late at night so she searched everywhere in the inn and went outside hoping on the roofs looking for Megumin and she even considered reporting to the police if Megumin didn't come back the next day because Chris cares for Megumin because they are nakama.
And Darkness looked around, too.
Megumin panicked very panickedly. "Um, well, um, well, you see...um…"
Kazuma didn't want to make things awkward but he also didn't want to lie to his new nakama so he decided to tell them the truth.
"Megumin and I...spent the night together."
Kazuma said this without thinking what Chris and Darkness would think about what he said without thinking.
"What?! You and Megumin...the night...together…?!"
Chris was shocked.
Darkness was shocked, too.
"Is this true, Megumin?"
Chris asked this question very questioningly from Megumin.
Megumin nodded very shyly and her eyes were closed tight and she was tightening her fist like really fisting herself hard.
"Y-Yes...but we didn't do anything dirty! Just some kissing...and hugging...and a maybe a bit of touching…"
"A-A bit of touching?!"
Chris looked like she was about to faint and there were 'X's' on her eyes like in the anime when it looks like the character is dying but not really.
Darkness had 'X's' in her eyes, too.
"So, are you guys dating?"
Megumin and Kazuma looked at each other as if the ask themselves that very question even though both of them already thought that I really like him/her and I want to be his/her boy/girlfriend and even at that moment all they wanted to do was be alone and start kissing again.
Chris was very jealous now.
"I see...so it's like that…"
She smiled very sadly in a sad manner as she looked at the happy couple very sadly.
Darkness was said, too.
Megumin sensed something but Kazuma didn't and he smiled happily and held Megumin's hand and didn't notice at all how the other girls seemed more sad at his PDA.
"Well, guys, I have a lot of Skill Points now and I'm hoping to learn some magic so let's do that."
Chris was still sad but she tried to be happy because she was a kind girl and she just wanted everyone to be happy even if she wasn't happy, so she smiled. "If you want to learn magic, we need to ask someone who knows magic and have them teach it to you just like I taught you those thief skills."
They all nodded at one another as they decisively decided on this decision.
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They put a sign on the sign board and the sign was talking about how they wanted a mage who knew Intermediate Magic to teach Kazuma the spell because right about now he had 39 skill points left and he had enough to learn Intermediate Magic which would cost about 30 skill points leaving him with 9 left.
They were at the guild and they were eating brunch and Kazuma was holding Megumin's hand as this was going on and Chris and Darkness felt sad about it because Kazuma kept on flirting with Megumin in front of them.
Megumin sensed that this was going on and she was thinking that she should talk to Chris about it because she suspects that she likes Kazuma also.
Oh, and she should talk to Darkness, too.
As they were eating someone came up to them and smiled in a friendly way.
"Hello. I heard you were looking for a mage who knew Intermediate Magic? I am a mage who knows Intermediate Magic I heard you were looking for me because I knew Intermediate Magic?"
This mage who knew intermediate magic was a pretty girl who wore green and had a brown colored hair and ponytail and she looked like a mage because she had a cape and she also had a fluffy tail like a racoon but I don't know if this is a part of her outfit guys or if she's a furry from zootopia or something.
"Oh! A mage who knows intermediate magic! Just what we were looking for!" Kazuma said this excitedly as he stood and talked to the mage who knew intermediate magic.
The mage who knew intermediate magic blushed when Kazuma smiled at her because he had a very handsome smile and Kazuma is so manly and cool.
He's so manly and cool (this is what the intermediate magic mage who knew intermediate magic thought when Kazuma handsomely smiled at her and she thought that he looked very manly and cool)
She was blushing hard and Megumin and Chris and Darkness noticed this and because kind of angry at the this mage girl who knew intermediate magic and Megumin even stood up and hugged Kazuma's arm and glared a little bit at the mage intermediate magic girl.
"I'd like it if you could teach me intermediate magic um…"
Kazuma paused as he waited for the girl who was a mage who knew intermediate magic to say her name.
The girl who knew intermediate magic sensed that Kazuma wanted to know her name and that was why he paused and she she told him her name. "My name is Rin."
"That's a great name!" Kazuma said this, just trying to be nice.
But Rin thought that he was flirting with her and blushed.
"T-Thank you…"
Not only Megumin now even the rest of the harem stood up and surrounded Kazuma as if they were keeping this cute new mage girl away from him.
"So, what do you want in exchange for teaching Kazuma Intermediate Magic?"
Chris asked this question to Rin but she wasn't exactly being rude about it she was just feeling a bit jealous over Rin who kept on getting compliments from Kazuma.
Rin actually thought about charging for 1,000 yen or so but now she was blushing and said, "I'll do it for free…"
Now the harem knew that Rin was starting to fall for Kazuma and they couldn't really blame her because Kazuma is so cool and hot and awesome but they still felt jealous over it especially Megumin who was now tightly hugging Kazuma's arm tightly in a very tight way.
"Really?! For free?! Thank you! Rin is so nice!"
Kazuma said this as he was impressed by the niceness of Rin.
Rin blushed and played with her hair and said 'ehehe'.
Kazuma went over to Rin which was hard because Megumin was still hugging his arm but he eventually did it and he had Rin show him teach him Intermediate Magic.
"Sweet! Now I can try magic out! Thank you, Rin. You're really awesome!"
Rin smiled and blushed. "T-Thank you. I-I hope to talk to you again, Kazuma-san…"
"Just call me Kazuma!"
Rin smiled even more and blushed even more. "T-Thank you…"
Kazuma was thinking that it was awesome that he learned Intermediate Magic but it was even awesomer that he made a new awesome friend.
Little did he know, that Rin wanted to be more than friends…
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Chapter END
A/N: So guys I've been dating Newman for a week now and I actually lost my virginity to him! I love him so much! Kyaaaaaaaa~! I was very nervous at first and it hurt at first but it started to feel good and he was very gentle and I won't tell you guys anymore or any details because I know you virgins will jack off to it you bunch of creepy otaku nerds! Tee-hee! So guys like I said he has a self-titled mixtape called 'Newman' and it's very cool and very exciting and it will change the rap game forever I swear guys so be sure to support him. So we were talking about our future the other day we were at his room and we were cuddling and he was talking about how much money he'll make once he makes it big and he said that first we would go on a cruise around the world and he'll buy me a bunch of jewelry and I said that I didn't really care about all that stuff and I just wanted to be with him and he actually cried a little and he was happy to have a girlfriend like me and he said he actually had a girlfriend before but it didn't end well. I told him, you can tell me about it if you want but only if you want you don't have to and he smiled and said he didn't mind. He said that he dated this girl and he had a crush on her since childhood and they were childhood friends. She was so nice when she was a kid and they had a lot of things in common. They used to hang-out on this bridge that overlooked a running river that ran out and expired it's course at the next town over. She would pack sandwiches in her backpack since she didn't have a picnic basket and the sandwiches would always end up flat and smushed up because she didn't have a careful personality unlike him, but somehow they still got along. They also used to take walks around this forest that was constantly foggy even on days when the weather was clear and she would say that maybe the ghosts from this town all collectively pooled in that forest and the constant cloud that swallowed the forest was like a formation of their anguish. And Newman said that maybe it wasn't a collection of ghosts but one big ghost and he said this because he could swear on his own soul that the fog would breath and beat and there was a quality to it that was organic. They would play together everyday ever since childhood and it was only when they started to grow up and hormones commanded their bodies that they started holding each other and lying on the mud around the outskirts of the forest and they didn't know what they were doing but they followed the commands and soon they were one in the earth and mud, filthy and yet so pure, while they were under the looming and cold shadow of the ghost of many things or just one terrible thing. He stopped at this part. And he cried more. And he didn't tell me what happened next. And he told me that he swears on his own soul that his love for me will not be one of many things but just one and it will not be cold it will be as warm as when we became one and as warm as the blood I gifted him. Anyways, guys make sure to buy his mixtape it is pure hot fire you won't regret it. -xoxo boringbone
