RE: The Legend of [SATOU] / Emergence of the Hero, Prologue/Genesis
By: Boringbone
Summary: What If Kazuma Chose A Power Instead Of The Useless Aqua? Will He Finally Show His True Potential? Kazuma/Harem Except For Aqua I Hate Her. Might Be OOC. There Are Some OCs And SI.
A/N: Taking this time just to respond to some reviews!
Guest: You are sexist get some respect douche
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Deo V: BoringBone I can't even begin to describe your brilliance
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Sonicfan99: I was gonna say something like "u sux", but i just did
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Guest: Good first fic for a 12 year old, too bad it's the only real harem fic in the konosuba part of the site.
BB: Thanks but Im 13 not twelve get your facts straight
HaveBookWillTravel: Yo, I'm getting some mad My Immortal flashbacks, and I love it! The author's notes are almost as entertaining as the prose itself. Keep it up!
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Chapter 6: The Destiny of these Crimson Rivals!
Kazuma noticed very noticeably that his friends were noticeably acting weird and he noticed this.
I noticed this, he thought.
He didn't want to just ask though because he didn't want to make them feel like he is like noticing them too much because he thinks that friends should just have space to themselves but not too much because you also want them by your side but not too much if you know what I mean.
For example he would notice that Chris would look said when he was happily being happy with his girlfriend Megumin.
And Darkness looked sad, too.
So they were doing quests now and killing monsters and junk…like they were doing community service and they had to deal with garbage so literally junk.
Kazuma levelled ten times since then and he is now level 20 but Chris told him that he would gain less experience from now on because he is now higher levelled and its harder to level when you are higher levelled you guys will know this if you play RPGs or something.
So now kazuma had 59 skill points now and he can even learn Advanced Magic now or he could learn Explosion instead.
"Kazuma should learn Explosion!"
Megumin said this excitedly in a very excitable way.
Megumin started becoming more confidently confident ever since she kissed and hugged and even touched a little with Kazuma and now she is all confident and such.
They are now at the guild or something. Some of you guys reviewed that I should add more detail or something so I'll describe something about this scene or something.
There were adventurers in the guild and they dressed like adventurers.
There were servers in the guild and they dressed like servers.
There were receptionists in the guild and they dressed like receptionists.
There was the smell of food in the guild.
There was the smell of alcohol in the guild.
Right now Kazuma and his harem were at a table discussing their discussion.
Maybe you forgot already because it was interrupted by my vivid description of the guild but Megumin was talking to Kazuma about learning the explosion spell.
"But we already have Megumin who knows explosion," Chris said.
Darkness said something along the lines of this, too.
"But Explosion is the best magic!" Megumin said.
"I do like explosion magic," Kazuma said.
"See?!"
"Then again, I do love everything about Megu-chan…"
Megumin blushed. "I-I told you to only call me that in private…"
The server arrived. "Here is the jelly you ordered."
The plateful of jelly was served to Chris.
"Hmph. I can't believe that Megumin is telling Kazuma to learn explosion when he can learn the way better Advanced Magic…"
Megumin gasped.
Chris gasped.
Kazuma gasped.
Darkness gasped, too.
They were gasping because they saw Yunyun who was talking to them now.
"W-What do you want Yunyun?"
The unconfident Megumin was coming back because she saw the confident Yunyun who was stealing Megumin's confidence.
"I didn't come here for you baka Megumin. I came here for…"
Yunyun suddenly sat on Kazuma's lap!
Kazuma couldn't help but blush when Yunyun wrapped her arms around his head and made him look at her big boobies.
"Did you know Kazuma that the bigger the boobs of a crimson demon the higher their magic power is?"
"T-That's a lie!"
Megumin started getting angry now when before she'd let her rival do whatever because she didn't want Yunyun getting all up in her man like that with her big boobies and high magic power.
Megumin charged at Yunyun but Yunyun merely dodged the attack she even grabbed Megumin in.
"Noooo!"
Yunyun started slapping Megumin's small boobies around!
WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!
WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!
Megumin was soon defeated and lying on the ground as smoke was coming out of her boobies.
"Revenge is so sweet…"
Yunyun said this mysteriously for a mysterious reason.
"Megumin!"
Chris and Kazuma rushed up to Megumin.
Darkness, too.
Yunyun laughed evilly in an evil manner.
Kazuma got angered in an angry manner.
"Stop bullying Megumin!" Kazuma said.
"Now, now Kazuma why don't you leave that failure of a crimson demon and join forces with me I'll even let you kiss me…"
Megumin gasped.
"…and hug me…"
Chris gasped.
"…and maybe even touch me."
Darkness gasped, too.
"I'll even teach you advanced magic and you don't have to learn that stupid explosion!"
Yunyun said this in pride very proudly.
"…If Yunyun can show me how powerful Advanced Magic is compared to explosion, then I'll consider learning it."
"What?!"
Chris got angry and got up to Kazuma.
"Why are you saying that?!"
Chris couldn't believe that the kind Kazuma was acting like this!
Megumin stood up with the help of Darkness.
"…Chris it's ok. Kazuma is just thinking about the party. It would be better if he learned Advanced Magic instead of explosion anyways."
Megumin tried to smile but it was weak and weakly.
Yunyun laughed. "Hah! If that's how it is, let's meet at the training ground like last time!"
And so they met at the training grounds like last time.
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They were now at the training grounds like last time.
There are some monsters running about acting like monsters all screaming and stuff.
"There's so much monsters than usual!" Chris said.
This is because there are a lot more monsters than usual.
"Hmph. Perferct. Just watch Kazuma I'll take care of all those monsters with one spell."
Yellow magic thingies began to like go out of Yunyun's hand.
And then she like waved her hand around or something.
"Light of Saber!"
A yellow magic sword thingy that was really long came out and whoosh! It called a lot of the monsters but not all of them.
"H-Hmph! Light of Saber is really meant for one person and not a lot."
"But you didn't take them all in one shot," Kazuma said.
"Silly. The one spell that can do that is Explosion but you lose all you mana after that one shot so that's why it's useless."
"Oh. Lose all your mana you say?"
All of a sudden a lot, like a LOT of mana came out of Kazuma like ki energy from dragonball or something.
"W-What power! This is unreal!" Chris shouted in shock.
Darkness was also in shock.
"Darkness…darker than black…"
Insert song: Envy on the Coast – Sugar Skulls
A little less faithful, she let's the sidewalks sympathize
With every step she takes her,
Ankles growing weak, dear!
Oh, may He bless your every last tear…
Kazuma looked at Megumin and she was looking at him in awe.
"Kazuma…is that…"
Kazuma started the incantation for explosion!
His mana was like blasting and wooshing the entire time!
"…This is the strongest attack magic known to man."
Kazuma was saying as he was looking at Megumin who was looking at him also.
Isabella, stand a little bit taller
I am the aisle in the back beside the votive light
Who did this to you dear?
Oh, may you never shed a damn tear
"This is...I've never seen anyone with so much mana!"
Yunyun said this disbelievingly as she disbelieved what she was seeing.
"…Advanced Magic is quite impressive Yunyun, but…"
The mana was like whoooosh and then it went up and like 'wham!' it was forming into the sky all deadly like and stuff.
"It can't compare to the Explosion Magic that my Megu-chan wields!"
Everyone was looking at Kazuma who was all like heroic and cool and badass.
"EXPLOSION!"
Boom! Boom! Crack! Woosh! Boom! Boom! Boom! Crack! Woosh! Boom! Boom! Boom! Crack! Woosh! Boom! Boom! Boom! Crack! Woosh! Boom! Skrrt! Skrrt! Boom! Boom! Crack! Woosh! Boom! Boom! Boom! Crack! Woosh! Boom! Boom! Boom! Crack! Woosh! Boom! Boom! Boom! Crack! Woosh! Boom!
So tell your brothers and sisters to wait
'Cause love is nothing to waste
And I swore
Never your heart, shall I break
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"Ah, I gained two levels from using explosion on those monsters but it seems that it'll take a while before I can even learn Advance Magic."
Kazuma said this as he sighed and looked at his adventurer card while sighing.
"I appreciate the gesture though," Megumin said as she giggled cutely in a cute manner.
She's so cute, Kazuma thought.
They were now cuddling in bed but they weren't naked or anything.
"Now we have two people who can use explosion our party sure is weird huh?"
Megumin said this as she thought thoughtfully.
They kept talking for a bit more and after a bit more they decided to start making out but before they did there was a knock on the door.
"Hm? Who could it be this late?" Megumin said.
She went up to open the door and gasped to see who was on the other side.
"Hm? Chris? What are you doing here? And Darkness is here, too?"
Chris was there at the door.
And Darkness, too.
"M-Megumin is here?! Ah, sorry! Were you two, um…"
Chris was blushing embarrassedly.
"We weren't doing anything dirty! So why did you two come here?"
Asked Megumin as she asked this question at these two.
"Megumin…please don't get mad when we say this...I also…I also like Kazuma!"
Chris suddenly confessed!
And Darkness did, too.
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Chapter END
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