Anime/Manga » KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World » RE: The Legend of SATOU Emergence of the Hero PrologueGenesis
Author: BoringBone
Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Reviews: 185 - Published: 12-01-17 - Updated: 09-07-19 id:12744191
RE: The Legend of [SATOU] / Emergence of the Hero, Prologue/Genesis
By: Boringbone
Summary: What If Kazuma Chose A Power Instead Of The Useless Aqua? Will He Finally Show His True Potential? Kazuma/Harem Except For Aqua I Hate Her. Might Be OOC. There Are Some OCs And SI.
A/N: Time to reply to these reviews! No actually I won't because I've only been receiving hater reviews from haters like Sonicfan98 and his cousin Sonicfan99 lately. I am very sad. If you guys don't want me to end it all, I better see at least three positive reviews in this chapter or I will drink bleach and I don't mean that anime with the big swords.
Chapter 7: The Destiny of these Reincarnated Rivals
Ok guys so the last chapter Chris and Darkness was confessing to Kazuma.
"What, you guys like me, like like me like me?"
Kazuma asked this question from Chris and Darkness who was confessing to Kazuma.
"Yes, we like like you you like you," Chris said.
Darkness said that, too.
Kazuma felt happy at first but then nervous when he remembered that Megumin was there.
Megumin was there.
They all looked at Megumin.
But instead of angry like they expected she was showing a happy smile instead?!
"I am showing you a happy smile instead," Megumin said.
"But why is Megu-chan showing us happy smile instead of an angry smile?"
Kazuma asked this question very questionably.
"Kazuma is very cool and smart and strong and cool so that's why I think that a lot of girls like him and it would be wrong for me to keep kazuma to myself because he's very cool and smart and stronk and cool."
"M-Megumin…"
Chris looked at Megumin with gratatouille (a new word I came up with combining gratitude with ratatouille which is a film about the rat who cooks referencing that scene when the food critic was like crying when he ate the ratatouille, so it's like when you have so much gratitude to someone that you end up crying).
And Darkness was gratatouille, too.
And so what happened was that Kazuma and his harem began making out with each other.
They kissed.
And hugged.
And maybe even touched, too.
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"Why are those beautiful girls in love with a freak like him?"
The jealous Mitsurugi said this jealousy as he looked at Kazuma with jealous eyes that expressed jealousy.
"Mitsurugi don't worry you still have us!"
"Yeah, Mitsurugi, we let you kiss us and hug us every night!"
Mitsurugi's harem of those stupid girls who was calling Kazuma a pervert was cheering Mitsurugi up while reminding them of all the times they were kissing and hugging Mitsurugi.
Mitsurugi was feeling happy about this but that was when Chris said this out loud.
"Ah...Kazuma I really had fun last night! Kissing you, and hugging you…and even...touching you…"
Mitsurugi got an exclamation mark pooping out of his head.
"T-T-Touching?!"
Mitsurugi was very exclamationed.
The exclamation mark when out of his head and fell on the harem girls who went 'Uguu~' from the pain but not really I mean metaphorical like in one of my Japanese anime.
Mitsurugi got angry and then he stooded up and took out his stupid cheat sword that the stupid Aqua gave him and he pointed it at Kazuma and he said very loudly in a loud voice.
"Satou Kazuma I challenge you to a duel!1!"
He said this very loudly in a loud voice.
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Kazuma heard a loud voice that was very loudly being loud.
He heard what Mitsurugi was loudly saying in a loud voice earlier.
He's so loud, Kazuma thought.
"Kazuma you don't have to fight that duel," Chris said as she kissed Kazuma. "We already know that you are very cool."
"Yes, Kazuma, don't fall for his provocations," Megumin said as she hugged Kazuma.
Darkness said similar things while touching Kazuma.
Kazuma understood what his harem was saying.
He ignored Mitsurugi.
But then Mitsurugi said something really mean about Megumin and so Kazuma was like 'Nani?! How dare you say that about my sugoi kawaii Megu-hime?!'
And he got very angered and angrily in a very angry manner went up to Mitsurugi and said,
"I accept your challenge!"
Mitsurugi cockily smiled in a cocky way and he himself was just generally a cock.
And so they went outside and were about to fight each other!1!
The whole town was like watching them because everyone thought that Mitsurugi was cool and powerful and handsome but little did they know that Kazuma was the cool and powerful and handsome one not Mitsurugi.
The stupid Mitsurugi stupidly took out his stupid sword of stupid stupidity and he stupidly pointed it at the stupendous and studly Kazuma studiously, who was stupefied by the stupidly stupid display of stupidity.
And so the fight began…
"Steal!"
Kazuma used 'Steal' on Mitsurugi.
"N-Nani!"
Kazuma was pointing the sword at Mitsurugi in a badass and le epic way.
Mitsurugi pooped and peed himself at the same time.
But Kazuma is very nice and cool and heroic so he gave Mitsurugi the sword back.
"I will not strike down a disarmed opponent, that was just your warning I warn you to stand down."
"Key-sama!" (what japanese anime heroes say when they are like angery)
Mitsurugi got very angery!
"Keeeeey-saaaammaaaaa!"
Mitsurugi was like boom and woosh when he ran fast to Kazuma.
"Bind!"
But then Kazuma was like nuh-uh son and threw the rope and it roped around Mitsurugi who fell and his pants plopped on the ground and made a gross sound as his poop and pee was like mixing together.
"Go Kazuma!"
Everyone was now cheering for Kazuma who was way more cool and stronk than the Mitsurugi who pooped and peed himself.
"Keeeeeeeeeey-saaaaaaamaaa!"
Mitsurugi stood even though the poop and pee was staring to slide down his pants he ignored it as he blam! Ripped out of the rope and rawwwwrrrrrrrr he shouted like that!
He took his sword and was like getsuga…..tenshouuuuuuuuuu!
Bloom!
Kapow!
Skrrt, skrrt!
The slashing blast thing was like trying to hit Kazuma but then our amazing and cool hero was like all according to plan and he dodged the attack.
"Fireball!"
Kazuma used the Intermediate Magic he learned from Rin the Intermediate magician who knew Intermediate Magic and taught him Intermediate Magic.
Bloosh!
The fire was like firey and hot and Mitsurugi was screaming and crying like a little baby wawawa.
Kazuma felt compassion and used 'Create Water' and put out the fire.
But then Mitsurugi was like a bad guy and he smiled and only said, "You'll regret doing that!"
He picked up his sword again and stared at Kazuma but not in a homo way they are just fighting.
Kazuma was looking at Mitsurugi's eyes too but in a straight way too no homo.
Insert Song: Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance OST - Rules of Nature
The time has come to an end Yeah - this is what nature planned...
Kazuma and Mitsurugi were circling each other like they are animals who are circling each other.
Being tracked by a starving beast. Looking for its daily feast...
Kazuma was like pulling out his bow and arrow while still looking at Mitsurugi but still not in a homo way guys there is no yaoi.
A predator on the verge of death. Close to its last breath Getting close to its last breath...
Mitsurugi was looking Kazuma and then he started licking his lips hungrily but not in a gay way I promise.
And then they both stopped circling and looked at each other straight emphasis on straight there is no homo guys.
Looking at each other.
"...Mitsurugi…"
"Satou…"
"I…!"
"Will…!"
"Defeat you!" x 2
Kazuma shoot his arrow phew phew!
And Mitsurugi was like cutting them in the air!
Kazuma kept on shooting phew phew phew phew!
And then Mitsurugi was like a jedi deflecting lazers like zoom, vroom, kroom.
Mitsurugi got closer and was about to like cut Kazuma with his sword!
But then Megumin shouted, "Stop that blade!"
And then Kazuma took out his sword and stopped it!
RULES OF NATURE!
Kazuma deflected the blade!
And they run when the sun comes up! With their lives on the line! (Alive!)
And then he even grabbed Mitsurugi's arm and then lifted him?1!
And then smash!
He threw him down with a suplex!
WHAM!
Mitsurugi fell on the ground!
For a while (No choice)! Gotta follow the laws of the wild (Alive!) With their lives on the line…
And then Kazuma was like attacking now slashing at Mitsurugi with his sword!
Megumin yelled, "Yes, yes, split him wide open!"
Kazuma kept slashing and slashing!
And then he when he was done he was like behind Mitsurugi doing a cool pose.
And then he sheathed his sword.
Shiiiiiinnngggg!
And then Mitsurugi was like defeated.
And he pooped and peed his pants even once more.
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Everyone in the town was like thinking that Kazuma is so cool and handsome and le epic now.
He was at the guild kissing with his harem and Rin was also kissing him and what the heck we'll throw in Wiz and the receptionist lady and even the succubus was kissing him and hugging him and touching him.
"He's so cool!"
"He's such a cool and awesome guy!"
"I really love Kazuma!"
Kazuma looked at his cute Megu-chan very happily.
"I love you Kazu-kun because you are so handsome and cool," she said.
"I love you Megu-chan because you are so cute and kawaii," he said.
And then they started making out…
I'm so lucky to have such good friends that I am friendly with this really is a god's blessing on this wonderful world…
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Mitsurgui was like at the bar and he was like drinking because he was so sad.
I'm so sad, he thought.
He was drinking and stuff and that is when Yunyun came over to him strutting all sexy like.
"Hey there handsome mind if I drink with you?"
Yunyun sat with Mitsurugi.
Mitsurugi was thinking oh this girl is so sexy.
"Why do you look so sad, handsome?" Yunyun said.
Mitsurugi got angery all of a suddenly. "Why would you care?"
"Because I am also sad. You see I think we share a common enemy?"
"Oh?"
Mitsurugi got very interested.
They both began to drank and then they were outside in the cold night and Mitsurugi was helping Yunyun walk and Yunyun was like rubbing her boob against him and he was thinking the thoughts of perversion as they were going to a hotel.
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