RE: The Legend of [SATOU] / Emergence of the Hero, Prologue/Genesis
By: Boringbone
Summary: What If Kazuma Chose A Power Instead Of The Useless Aqua? Will He Finally Show His True Potential? Kazuma/Harem Except For Aqua I Hate Her. Might Be OOC. There Are Some OCs And SI.
A/N: Konnichiwa minna-sannnn~! Wow! I got a lot of reviews last time! A lot of them were really long so I didn't read all of them but thanks for raising my review count guys it means a lot because I got paid 1000 V-Bucks for every review guys so thanks so much guys ok guys I'm really excited to bring this chapter for you because I'm in such a good mood because my boyfriend Newman and I are like going on a trip soon! We are going to… Japan! The place where all my favorite animes are made!11! See that's why I went all konninnichiwaawa in the beginning guys. OK so we're being accompanied by my parents but that's fine I guess I guess they don't want us to go all crazy which is cool! I'm just glad my bitch sister isn't coming! So anyways guys the reason why I'm going to Japan is because I'm actually meeting with K*dokawa! Can you believe it?! If you guys don't know, K*dokawa is the publishing company that published the Light Novel publication of Konosuba! The reason why they are interested in seeing me is because they saw this fic and thought it was so great that they will publish it too! Isn't that great?! I'm already promised that for every copy of the Light Novel I sell I will recieve 1000 V-Bucks! So guys wish me well because if all goes great I might even get an animes from this and get even more V-Bucks! Wish me ganbatte guys and thanks for helping me get this far! Now without further ajew here is the next chapter!111!111!
Chapter 9: The Destiny of this Lovely Receptionist!
Edited/Proofread: My bf, Newman
Kazuma and the gang is at the guild conversing and eating their food and relaxing for the most part.
"I am glad Kazuma is OK after our run in with those goons," Chris said as she looked at Kazuma who is now in bandages all over his face and body like when Naruto got injured that one time and he was also laughing with his eyes closed like Kakashi and rubbing the back of his head as he laughed while Chris worried over him.
"I don't like how Kazuma got himself hurt in the first place, though," Megumin said as she looked at Kazuma who is now in bandages all over his face and body like when Ichigo got injured that one time and he was also laughing with his eyes closed like Urahara and rubbing the back of his head as he laughed while Megumin worried over him.
Darkness shared similar sentiments as she looked at Kazuma who is now in bandages all over his face and body like when (A/N: Idk I ran out of examples)
As they were eating and enjoying themselves they noticed that they was something strange going on over behind them more specifically at the receptionist counter where the beautiful receptionist called Luna is working at and they saw that there was a man leering over at her all creepily like.
"Come on sweetheart kekeke. Why don't we go over at the back and you let me cop a feel for 60 seconds. Only 60 seconds ok? Come on, pretty please?"
The thug looking guy is grinning and salivating all evilly because remember guys about the totally true statistic of 4.67/5 men being rapists.
But Kazuma is part of the .43 men who are not rapists who is gentlemen and a nice guy who just wants to support women's rights and treats all women like they are queen so he went up to this guy without hesitating even though this guy is way bigger and stronger than him and he tapped him on the shoulder and Kazuma said, "Pardon me my good sir, but you seem to be distressing m'lady."
The m'lady receptionist lady Luna gasped all lady-like as Kazuma defended her woman's rights.
"Huh? Who is this leftist fag supposed to be?! Get away from here you incel cuck I'm a redpilled ALPHA dog woof woof!"
The thug guy started barking like a dog all of a sudden.
Meanwhile Luna is getting all scared and the like and shivering and looking away from the man as she looked away and shivered all scared like.
The man then pushed away Kazuma's arm and started leering at Luna again and then he grabbed her by the arm and started pulling on her!
"Come with me back to the stables and let's have fun! I won't let you go until I'm satisfied!"
"Nooo! Let me go! Someone, save me!"
Luna cried out as the guy tried to drag her away.
The other girls in Kazuma's harem got up and drew their weapons but they were just girls so they were scared as the stronk man pulled on Luna.
"...Let m'lady go."
Kazuma was all quiet now and looking down and you can't see his eyes because there's a shadow over it like when Naruto gets mad and lowers his head and his hair is falling down over his eyes.
"Kiiiii-saaaaamaaaa! I told you to buzz off already, libtard!"
The thug guy pushed Luna aside and said, "I'll save you for later, honey, then walked towards Kazuma. As she was walking towards Kazuma he saw his harem behind him with their weapons drawn.
He saw the slim and fit Chris and the cute and smol Megumin.
He saw Darkness, too, I guess, and thought she was pretty ayt.
"Ohoho… Those girls are pretty great, too. I'll have fun with them after I'm finished with that receptionist B word!" (A/N: I don't want to say it because it is a bad word but you guys know what I mean tee-hee!)
"How dare you call a woman a B word… Stop oppressing her!"
Kazuma got mad all of a sudden as not only is this thug guy disrespecting his harem but also he is calling the kind receptionist lady who gives them quests a B word.
So anyways for the sake of the story guys the thug guy somehow beat up the cool and stronk and badass Kazuma I know that there's no way that your favorite hero that you love to self-insert into can possibly lose but for the sake of the plot guys let's say that the other guy got a lucky hit on him or something.
"Oof! I've been defeated…"
Kazuma said as he was all beat up and bloody.
Everyone else in the adventurer's guild has evacuated now because they didn't want to have anything to do with the fight so they ran away because they were all scared, further emphasizing how heroic Kazuma is for staying to fight this guy who is bigger than him and disrespecting women.
"Hehe… Now that that's out of the way…"
He dragged Luna by the hair and threw her beside Kazuma's harem who are shivering and crying.
"Kazuma! No! Please save us!"
"Muhahaha!"
The guy is laughing evilly now as he got some rope and tied the girls up.
"Now… As promised…"
"Eek! No, please!"
He started caressing Luna's face as she flinched away from him.
"Why don't we start with a kiss…"
Everyone gasped.
"And maybe a hug…"
They gasped again.
"And maybe even… A little touching?!"
They gasped again and again.
"Nooo! Kyaaaa!"
Luna and the girls shrieked as this creepy misosoupgynist guy laughed and started drawing closer to Luna.
When he saw this Kazuma couldn't take it anymore!
"Why you…! Get away from them!"
"N-Nani?!"
Kazuma unleashed a power he didn't know he had that was only possible to be unleashed once he saw his nakama in danger!
"Ahhhhh!"
The power was so powerful that the thug guy who was also normally powerful was left powerless.
"Too much… Power! Ahhh!"
And then Kazuma was so fast that he came in and was all like pow! And then punched the guy on the cervix and then he kicked and punched and then kicked again all in blinding speed (A/N: No offence to those who are blind I'm just saying blind metaphorically like when you have blinds over your windows)
And then Kazuma eventually beated up this guy who is now all bruised and beat up.
"Kazuma! I knew you could do it, you're so cool!"
"Yeah, Kazuma is so awesome!"
Chris and Megumin cheered Kazuma on.
Darkness cheered him, too.
Luna is now looking at Kazuma as she's blushing and with sparkly eyes and she has hearts in her eyes too.
Kazuma worked to untie her first and he looked into her eyes and said, "Are you OK, m'lady?"
"Y-Yes… Thank you very much…"
"It was nothing. If I see a lady in distress… I have to go all out."
As Kazuma looked away, Luna's heart went all doki doki.
Then she said to the handsome kazuma, "Um, in order to thank Kazuma-san… I-I would like to treat you to dinner!"
"Oh! Dinner! That sounds great! I'm already pretty hungry!" Kazuma said as he rubbed his tummy because his appetite is really big because all great shounen battle heroes like Naruto and Luffy and Goku have big appetites so naturally Kazuma does too.
Kazuma is so happy that Luna invited him out to dinner. How nice of her!
But, little did he know…
That Luna wanted more than just to thank him with a dinner…
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A/N: Ok guys so that chapter was great wasn't it I totally wanted to focus on Luna because there's not a lot of fics there out for her and you know me I'm always trying to up my game and provide all that quality and original stories for you guys tee-hee! So yeah guys I'll be leaving for that trip in a few days and I don't know if I should pack light or not but I want to bring a big carry bag at least that's empty so I can bring a bunch of souvenirs home for all my friends and some snacks to much myself. I'm thinking of buying a lot of instant ramen and sweets and snacks, you know, stuff you wouldn't be able to find around here. Newman said he's looking forward to touring the temples and sightseeing and stuff but I'm looking forward to speaking Nipponese with the new Japanese friends I will be making! I hope that the Japanese boys over there don't fall in love with me and confess or something uwuuu~ That will be very troubling because I already have Newman but maybe if they're cute enough and if they ask politely I'll give them a kiss on the cheek or something~ Tee-hee! So anyways guys wish me luck on my trip okies? One review = a prayer for my safe trip! If I get 5 reviews on this chapter I'll have a safe trip but if I get less… The plane might crash?! Jk jk jk guyzzzz! But seriously guys there's like three hundred peeps who read each chapter yanno~ And I only get like 5 or something reviews every chapter now yanno~ It take me a full fifteen minutes to write these chapters so the very least you guyz can do is write me positive reviews uguuuu~ Jk! Tee-hee! OK guyz until next time! Bonefist~! -BB
