RE: The Legend of [SATOU] / Emergence of the Hero, Prologue/Genesis

By: Boringbone

Summary: What If Kazuma Chose A Power Instead Of The Useless Aqua? Will He Finally Show His True Potential? Kazuma/Harem Except For Aqua I Hate Her. Might Be OOC. There Are Some OCs And SI.

A/N: Sorry for the uuuubeeeer long wait minna-san! So like last time I went to Japan for a vacation with my bf newman, right? But the thing is we didn't even get to land in Nippon! You see we actually crash landed in this stupid island and we were stuck there for several months! So like everyone except us died in the crash and all and the worst part is that I didn't have an internet connection so I couldn't update this fic anymore… So, like, I'm super sorry for that guys but pwease understand that it wasn't my fault! There were like all these bad stuff happening so I couldn't really do it! Please forgive me! Like it was tough enough to survive and all, like finding food and shelter and all that jazz and I didn't have anything to write with. I brought a bunch of notebooks with me but we had to use that for toilet paper and when we ran out we had to use the sand from the beach to wipe our butts with. Well, anyways, this stuff probably isn't very interesting so let's just jump into it!

Chapter 10: The Destiny of this Receptionist in Love!

After Kazuma defeated the bad buys, Luna the receptionist, who he saved, fell in love with the handsome and cool and stronk Kazuma.

"He's so dreamy," she thought.

Megumin sensed this but she just smiled and thought to herself, "Kazuma is so cool and great and awesome… It'd be selfish of me if I kept him to myself."

So when Luna invited Kazuma to a dinner at her house to thank him Megumin and the rest of his harem didn't argue. But the thing is, since Kazuma is a bit clueless when it comes to romance, he couldn't sense that Luna was all lovey-dovey for him and invited him for dinner on like a date and not just a normal dinner.

Kazuma put on some nice clothes that Megumin and the others picked out and then he headed to Luna's house.

Luna's house was quite nice since she was one of the top receptionists in the guild, which meant she had a more stable income than your ordinary adventurer.

Kazuma was impressed by her house. He knocked on the door.

Luna opened the door and Kazuma gasped because he was very surprised by the dress she was wearing.

She was wearing a quite sexy dress that showed off her boobies but not in a thot way like in a fashionable way.

"You're beautiful…"

Kazuma couldn't help but say this aloud but then he immediately gomenasai'd afterwards while bowing his head.

But then when he bowed his head his head brushed up against his boobies and Luna let out an 'eeep!'

Kazuma raised his head to try and get it out but then that just made Luna's boobies jiggle even more.

"No, don't apologize, Kazuma-san. Please, come in."

They were both blushing when Luna finally let him in.

The inside of the house was just as good looking as the outside.

The living room looked nice.

The dining room looked nice.

The kitchen looked nice.

And Kazuma hasn't seen the bathroom yet but it also probably looked nice.

"Something in the air smells good," Kazuma said,

"Ah, that's our dinner. I'm glad to hear that Kazuma-san finds the smell appetizing."

At that moment Kazuma's tummy groaned and he blushed but Luna just smiled. "Let's dig in without any further ado."

Without any further ado then dug right into the food.

After the food, Kazuma rubbed his tummy in satisfaction.

"Thank you for the food, Luna-san."

"It's not much, but it's all I can do to repay Kazuma-san for his efforts… Well… There's one other thing I can do…"

"...!"

Kazuma got very surprised when Luna drew closer to him and gave him very seductive eyes.

"E-Eh? Um… Luna-san, I already have a girlfriend… Well, girlfriends… I mean, um…! This is flattering and all, but…!"

"I already received permission from Megumin-san and the others… Kazuma-san, please let me repay you…"

Luna drew closer again.

Then, her lips and his lips…

Kazuma closed his eyes as he could feel Luna's lips just barely brush against his own, like a painter brushing his brush against a blank canvas but then she was also sort of brushing her paint against Kazuma's blank canvas as well because she was wearing lipstick that night and some of it rubbed onto Kazuma's lips but that doesn't make him a homo because he's wearing lipstick guys it's not homo to wear lipstick if your girlfriend is kissing you and it happens to rub on your lip.

They deepened the kiss, their tongues going inside each other's mouths. Their tongues were wriggling like worms. They wriggled against each other and tried to go as deep as they could into each other's mouths like they were trying to invade each other's bodies with the worms slithering inside to their stomachs where they will leech off nutrients and try to lay eggs.

Then Luna pulled Kazuma into a hug and Kazuma was reminded of how his mother used to hug him before he died because Luna is a bit older than him not saying she's a complete hag or anything but she does look kind of like a MILF or at least an older sister.

They seperated to catch some air but not actually trying to catch it with their hands I mean there were breathing to try and regain lost oxygen into their lungs.

"Touch me, Kazuma-san," Luna said.

Kazuma nodded and he touched her womanly waist, caressing it like how a loving pet owner would caress their pet assuming the pet doesn't have lice or something in that case you shouldn't be touching your pet you should be going to the vet or something.

Kazuma got braver and explored more of Luna's body like how an explorer explores unexplored territory but not like Dora the Explorer or anything kiddie and lame like that like that old guy who discovered America I think Columbine was his name.

And so they kissed, and hugged, and touched a little for a good hour.

When it was late and time for Kazuma to leave, Luna gave him one final kiss. "I had so much fun."

"I did as well," Kazuma said.

"Please come back soon," she said,

"I will," he said. "I really enjoyed that."

"I did as well." Good bye."

"Good bye."

Outside the wind was cold and piercing and the feeling felt like getting surgically cut and feeling the incision even through the numbness of anesthesia.

Kazuma was thinking that he was so lucky to have the affections of these lovely ladies and wondering what he did to deserve it.

He was feeling somewhat guilty but mostly happy that he had a relationship with all these amazing girls.

He went back home and his original harem welcome him back.

Then with each one of them he kissed them and hugged them and did a little touching, too.

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A/N Just a little short chapter to continue where I last left off. So yeah guys I'll try to get back into the swing of things but I'm also trying to do stuff like recover my body weight and trying to acclimate back into the society like you ever wonder what happened to Tom Hanks after he came back from that island well that's what I'm going through now. It turns out that there's protocols and stuff for this kind of situation. First of all they make sure that everyone you know find out you're still alive and they let you meet them first thing. Then they make sure that the media doesn't swarm you trying to get the new scoop like Keemstar from Drama Alert tried to get an exclusive interview with me but the government guys told him to leave me alone. I spent a month or so in a hospital and doing rehab stuff and they were also testing me for diseases I may have aquired. Aside from physical stuff they had to make sure I also wasn't traumatised. I was a bit traumatised but Newman got the worst of it. He was traumatised because we didn't really have a way to sense time in that island and he didn't know that November had already passed and he was sure that he nutted during No Nut November and he felt depressed upon learning that. The doctor's assured him it wasn't his fault but he's taking it very seriously and has avowed not to nut during DDD. So yeah, I'm let out of the hospital now but I still have a strict regimen to follow in terms of getting my physical wellness back to healthy levels and I still see a psychiatrist from time to time. They're finally letting the media talk to me and there's even book deals being talked about and I would write my own account of what happened but since I want to catch up with this fic I'm gonna focus on that instead. Aren't you guys soooo lucky to have a dedicated author-san like me? Tee-hee! OK guys that's it for now thanks for reading you guys are awesome! Until next time! Bonefist~! -BB