RE: The Legend of [SATOU] / Emergence of the Hero, Prologue/Genesis
By: Boringbone
Summary: What If Kazuma Chose A Power Instead Of The Useless Aqua? Will He Finally Show His True Potential? Kazuma/Harem Except For Aqua I Hate Her. Might Be OOC. There Are Some OCs And SI.
A/N: ohayo gozaimasu minna-san bb here to give you guys another long awaited chapter sorry for the hiatus guys but as you are all aware I was victimized as a plane crash accident victim and was stuck in a dessert island with my bf Newman so I needed time to recover and all. Im very gomenasai! So anyways guys I was busy writing a book about the crash in an attempt to monetize my own personal tragedy so I was short on time and couldn't update this story but I have time now! So without further a jew esketit!
Chapter 11: The Destiny of this Town Guard!
Theo is a town guard for the town of axel he is pretty strong but not strong enough to become an adventurer so he became a town guard instead. Its sort of like someone who couldn't make it as an athlete so he became a YMCA youth basketball team coach instead. Normally the job is pretty simple all he had to do was look tough and beat up troublemakers who maked trouble for the towns people. It was a tiring job but it was rewarding. Theo was also the descendant of a long line of town guards. He was the sixth generation of his family to have become town guard and he was very proud of this fact not like one needed exemplary qualifications for the job its like being proud to be the sixth in your family to have become the mall security guard like some Paul Blart looking ass shit
One day Theo was patrolling axel like usual. It wasnt an unusual day. The evening near the end of Paul Blart's shift it was a bit more uneventful. There was a code 241 by the main street which meant that there was a fight going on. Theo Blart went over there and saw that there was a fight going on between drunkard adventurers. They were wrestling with each other on the ground on top of each other no homo though. Theo took out his whistle and blew hard again no homo. The men were so drunk they didn't even notice when another man joined in and started blowing on them no homo. Theo got tired of whistle blowing. The standard protocol is to wait for backup but theo waa almost at the end of his shift and he was ready to go home and make sweet love to his beloved husband no homo. So Theo took out his polearm and threatened the two men.
"Freeze! This is Axel Police!"
The two men froze mid hump. One of them looked at Theo and said, "Shieet, cuh. Can't a brother bust a nut in peace?"
Theo was surprised to notice one thing. The two men weren't wrestling, they were engaging in homosexual relations.
"Theo, is that you?"
Theo was even more surprised to see that one of these men was his husband. Theos grip on his polearm tightened. He gripped his weapon hard while looking at the two men draped on top of each other, his quivering spearhead pointed at them.
Theo wanted nothing more than to exact revenge upon his unfaithful partner, but his sense of duty won out. He lowered his spear. "I'm arresting you two for acts of public indecency."
"I'm sorry, Theo. I didn't want you to find out. Not like this," Theo's former lover said.
Theo said nothing. He had nothing to say to this common criminal.
The other fellow had a dangerous gleam in his eyes. "I ain't going to jail again!"
He took out a knife and lunged towards Theo. Theo's lover screamed. Theo was a townsguard but Theo's lover's lover was a veteran adventurer who know how to use his dagger very skillfully no homo.
The assaulter crept up behind Theo. Then he took his dagger and thrusted it up into Theo's guts mo homo.
"Ahhhhh!" Theo screamed in pain. He collapsed to the ground after quickly losing blood. His lover ran to his side and cried but by then Theo had lost consciousness.
Theo died.
When Theo regained cognizance he found himself in a white place. There was a woman in front of him sitting on a chair. "My name is Eris, the goddess of this world. Unfortunately you have died. It was a short life but a good one wouldn't you say?"
Theo nodded his head, in awe of the beauty of goddess Eris who he only heard fairy tales of.
"I'll give you two options Theo. One is to pass on peacefully into heaven."
"Is homosexual activity allowed in heaven?" Theo asked.
"No," said Eris.
"Then I'm not interested," Theo said.
"the other option is for you to reincarnate back into that world into another body. You will be reborn as a baby without any of your current memories or personality. You will start as a blank slate."
Theo thought about it. "What's the likelihood that I'll meet my lover again?"
Eris showed a sad smile. "Unlikely but not impossible."
"That's a chance I'm willing to take," Theo said.
Eris nodded her head. "I'll try to grant your request for a new body. Is there anything youd like?"
"I've always felt like I was a girl living in a man's body. Please let me be born as a girl this time. A cute one."
"Very well," Eris said, after modding. She snapped her fingers. The being known as Theo was no more.
One of his two wishes were granted.
Unfortunately, Theo was never reuinted with his lover as his lover was already old by the time Theo grew up in his new body and even if that wasn't the case Theo didnt have his old memories from when he was a gay guardsman.
But his other wish was granted. Theo was reborn as a girl, a very cute girl.
Coincidentally, this girl ended up going to axel, the place he used to guard. She went there in hopes that she would become a great mage.
Along the way she'd fall in love with a cool and strong and handsome boy.
Right now she was currently kissing this boy.
"Megumin, I love you," this boy said.
Megumin was happy. She had no way of knowing about her past lives and there was no way of her past lives knowing about her.
But perhaps it was due to the good karma that Theo accumulated that Megumin was lucky enough to meet the cool and strong and handsome Kazuma.
"I love you too, kazuma," Megumin said.
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A/N #2: im literally shaking and crying right now at this beautiful story I just made and guys if you dont like it that means your homophobe its 2019 people dont let the orange man corrupt you. allow yourself to be liberated by the liberal arts he shall not divide us. No homo tho
