A/N: Heya everyone it's BB here are you all genki desu ka? So like it's been a while since I've read your comments and I don't want anyone saying that I forgot about my bone fist army soldiers once I got rich AF and got a lot of clout. I just want you guys to know that I haven't forgotten about my precious bone fisters even though I'm hanging out with guys like Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Steve Ballmer and Johnny Sins. Unlike most otter celebrities, I don't consider myself above the little people even though I'm worth billions of dollars and I have three privates jets. So yeah guys, I'm going to read through the reviews and pick out some interesting ones.

OK so the first review I will review is from a reviewer named Sultan Asil Arslan:

Dude did you just make a non asshole Kazuma?! WE ARE IN UNCHARTED TERRITORY EVERYONE TO THE BUNKERS!

Yeah, so the thing is in the original Kazuma is really mean and I don't like mean people. Whenever I see a mean person on social media, I always try to make sure to cancel them or report them and of course I'll block them. I don't want negative people bringing my good vibes down so let's keep it wholesome keanu in here.

Starhammer: Leonardo Da Vinci Was Theorised To Have An IQ Of 180, Abert Einstein, About 160, Same Goes For Stephen Hawking So No Offence But Your Claim Of Having An IQ of 287 Is Fictitious As Hell Unless You Meant 187, Which Is Still Stretching The Limits Of Believability But Then Again, There's A Chance Your Just Being Sarcastic In Which Case I'm A Fucking Dumbass.

BB: Yeah you're a dumbass but that's OK, I won't IQ shame you. IQ is self-determined, which means that it's up to each person's interpretation. Your intelligence can't be tested by anyone else. It's just like body image, only you can determine if you're considered attractive or not, not society. The same goes with body weight. You can't rely on a scale to say that you're overweight, nor can you rely on a doctor to tell you that. In the first place, there's no such thing as being overweight, that's just a myth. It's 2020, wake up. In this woke society, not only can we determine our own gender for ourselves, but we can also measure our own IQ by ourselves. In fact, I made my own IQ test and I determined that I have 287 IQ. If Da Vinci, Einstein and Hawking did their own IQ test, I bet you those guys would have gone a higher score, but they were too stupid and did someone else's test. Sucks for them.

Starhammer (same guy? Or maybe it's another guy with the same username?):

Please Shorten/Remove Some Of Your Author Notes, You Put In Too Much Information That Some People Already Know, And If You Want To Elaborate On Something Put It At The End Of The Chapter Alongside The Rest Of Your Author Notes. The Reason I Say This Is Because The Information You Provide Whenever Something Small Is Mentioned Ends Up Breaking Peoples Reading Pace And May Put Them Off Of The Story Simply Because They Can't Get Immersed In The World Because Of How Much Information You Put In The Middle Of The Story. Also You Should Break Up Any Long Author Notes Into Multiple Paragraphs To Make It Both Easier On The Eyes And To Keep Track Of What's Being Said. Also, The Author Notes Shouldn't Have More Words Than The Story, If You Have Something Important To Say Put It Into It's Own Chapter Otherwise People Will Stop Reading Simply Due To You Putting In Too Much Information. That's All I Have To Say So Far, If You Want Any Advice About Writing Feel Free To Ask Me.

BB: I just noticed that this guy capitalizes the first letter of every word. I like to do that too as you can see in my story's summary. Capitalizing the first word of every letter tells other people that you're unique and special, and they should pay attention to what you say because you stand out above the other people, who write sentences normally. I can commend you for this writing habit, but I don't agree with your criticism of me. I feel that it's important to add author's notes as often as possible, as lengthy as possible, because the average human being is not as smart as me, as I established prior. I need to explain my thoughts and intentions over and over, otherwise my readers will fail to comprehend my genius. Also, did you just say that people will stop reading if I put in too much information? Then how do you explain the fact that I have 9 million unique readers everyday? You're just jealous of my wealth and success. And what do you mean that I should come to you for writing advice? I'm the greatest writer in the world. Why should I take advice from some no name? Get real.

FFapathy: Strange, I'd recently thought it was kind of a shame there hadn't been any updates to the side story and short story collection. But given that this is your real magnum opus I see now those thoughts were misplaced.

That authors note at the end tho... absolutely hilarious.

BB: Those other stories are from my older sister. I'm only using her account out of pity because my story, this story, gets a lot of readership. If you read those other stories, you are a baka. Also, I don't know what you find hilarious about my author's notes? I write them with all seriousness. There's nothing funny about the 5g pandemic. Do you know how many frogs have turned gay because of the Chinese?

Nehehvnuki: Yubi yubi

BB: yubi yubi. Hey guys~!

Poet Guest:

Ahem.

It is Guest.

On a forever Expanding Quest.

From Ao3 Now to

Here i am to deliver some useless poems.

First of all:

What the fuck?(Sorry) but you lost your virginity at 13? Thats a bit..Obscene.

Second:

While the author's note at the bottom i don't really mind. But i don't see the reason to hide. The fact it's starting to become is what my words are implying:

Alter a bit of your writing's styling.

BB:

Wait, so you go around on a guest account reviewing stories, in the form of poetry?

That sounds like something a weird band kid would do, well I guess you are from Ao3

There's nothing wrong with losing your virginity at 13, it's quite healthy

I'm glad I got my V-card before I became a wizard at age 30

So I'm sorry guest, on an ever expanding quest, you did your best

If you talk shit, brush your teeth, 9/10 dentists recommend Crest

Oenc: Greatest shitpost I've ever seen

You are a god

BB: I'm not shitposting, I'm being totally serious here. Although I do agree that I am a god, but I'm a god of serious literature, not shitposting.

shaedymo: I really don't wanna roast you because everyone else is currently doing it in these comments, but what the fuck. seriously what the fuck.

not only are you rushing through the plot, but you basically took away everything that made kazuma unique and basically just turned him into to yet another copy paste self insert isekai protagonist. and by the looks of it you don't even watch anime like that because if you did you would know that your ideal anime is just a generic shonen battle anime where the MC is an underdog with a great potential and is always chasing after his stupidly talented rival.

also what the fuck do you mean that you don't like Darkness with Kazuma just because "she's taller and stronger than him even though he's a boy"? that has LITERALLY got to be the single most SEXIST SHIT I've EVER heard in my life and believe I have SEEN some sexist shit in my life. Seriously, who raised you?

also why bother writing konosuba FanFiction if you clearly haven't read the light novels. because anyone who has read the light novels would know that Megumin is Kazumas main love interest and Sarkness is running second. Just Cause aqua is the lead female doesn't mean that her and Kazuma have to be in a couple. that's just a stereotype.

also if you've read the novels you would have known that the adventure card has a start for Mana. so the fact that cousin has unlimited mana would automatically qualify him to become an arch wizard but never mind that.

I could go on for ages but you're just not worth my time

BB: Sorry, your review is too long and I didn't wanna bother reading it, but I assume you had nothing but good things to say about me. Thanks for reading!

(By the way, your username is so hard to type out because my word processor kept auto-correcting it. Can you like, come up with a username that doesn't give auto-correct programs a stroke? Thanks)

BloodyCarnage: Absolutely legendary. If Konosuba is a parody of the isekai genre, then this fic is a parody of fanfiction (specifically, bad and cringy fanfiction). I assure you, this fic would not look out of place in the (un)holy trinity of fanfiction: Quotev, Wattpad, and DeviantArt (and I mean that as a compliment). The author notes, the jarring punctuation, and of course, the constant references to 13-year-old pop culture/the bad grasp on how a romance functions/the detailed "real-life" accounts that nobody wants to hear- all done masterfully. (c/n: ohayo bb-san! I JUSt wanted to say this is so sugoi and kawaii! I espeshially like the crossover to the Naruto fic- but I want to ask... is... there a chance of some... ya... yao... kyaaaaaa! I can't write it! Uguu~~~~ But maybe Naruto could join the hugging, kissing and a little bit of t-touching... Uuuuu~~~ so I was wondering, cuz I have this super like deadly mental disease called "de-presh-un" could you maybe add an One Direction band member to the cast? They were my favourite band, then they just broke up and I'm "dep-resh-ud" now, and I know this is asking a bit much, but could you also put one of my OCs in there?(links to my insta in bio) his name is vector and he's a mad scientist, he could be an antagonist or something, you can find more details in my insta. Thank youuuuuuuuuu!) (c/n p.s.: so I read somewhere that the more u's I put on the thank you the more the thanked person has to follow through, and soooooo, you kinda have to at least put the 1D band member in, OK?) This is a work of a person who has gone beyond good writing; they have reached so far into the abyss they looped back around to mocking bad writing. My compliments to the author.

Also, to people who can't see that this is an incredibly well-executed shitpost, *this* is not how the author really writes. Go look at the IRL fic, or the Demon Compromised fic. They are absolutely brilliant, and are indicative of their actual writing skill and style, which is almost on par with a light novel. I repeat; this is NOT serious. Do not take this as such. If you do, you will get unnecessarily butthurt. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

BB: Same with the other guy, too long, didn't read, but I assume you're doing nothing but heaping praises on me. Thanks for the review!

Amarzuki: at first i thought that this is going to be good, but after it reached chapter 6, it starts to become shitty enough that i thought this story was written by a 13 years old :v... and it turns out to be true :v

BB: What kind of braindead mongrel are you? You don't even need a third grade education to see how masterful my writing is. I almost pity you. You must have a brain deficiency of some kind. You're probably one of those people who are surprised when you find out other people can form pictures in their head.

Amarzuki: your story is very good and interesting to read but the plot is too fast, maybe you should try to follow the anime story line for a bit while adding your own twist to make it more interesting, anyway goodluck

BB: Aww thank you! What a nice and considerate review, unlike that other guy. Thanks!

Tutski19: After reading chapter 1, I felt like this was shaping to become one of the greatest fanfictions on KonoSuba. The expertly placed author's notes were amazing. The story is amazing. In fact, I might go so far as saying that this is the best fanfiction ever!

Please guys, dont review seriously. its a really good shitpost and it got u good lul xd bye.

BB: You were doing so well in the first part. Like I stated before, this story is not nor will it ever be a shitpost. I don't even know how you could come up with that conclusion. Stop it if you know what's good for you.

REALLY NIBBUH: When you changed Kazuma's personality to being a generic shounen protag you shouldn't have put kazuma in there you should've made an OC because most of the people who read and watch the show didn't stay reading or watching the show because it's another isekai generic harem protag but because it's goofy not another shounen goody goody protag shit like this.

BB: Bruh that sentence you wrote should try track and field, because it runs so much.

Guest: It greatly amuses me how few of the reviewers can tell this is a shitpost.

OTOH it worries me a little how many think it's a high quality story xD

BB: Not a shitpost. And a lot of people think this is a high quality story because it is. I mean, I even wrote a whole anime OP for this fic. I made sure to include lots of long author's notes that include stories about my personal life, because I know my fans are interested in that. I even had a lot of good romance scenes with a lot of kissing and hugging and touching. I even had an epic showdown between Kazuma and Naruto. What more do you want out of a fic?!

Guest: This is the most godlike and masterful shitpost I have ever witnessed and I am so grateful to be blessed with an author who can churn out an amazing story like we defeated the devil king, but now our daily life is compromised, and also create such an otherworldly beauty as this story. Truly the heavens have split open to bear such magnificence.

BB: Those shitty stories you mentioned are from my sister, who sucks at writing. Frick you, SATOU is not a shitpost. I repeat, it's not a shitpost!

KingEmeraldx2: Awful

BB: You better make a new account named KingEmeraldx3, because I'm contacting the mods to delete your awful account.

Brajac04: I would really enjoyed the story if you didn't use so much unneccesary notes and explanations... Your real life informations too... Don't get me wrong, no one wants to know that. But that on the side, it was a decent story, good enough, I liked it. But you should completely remove some explanations which just hurt my eyes and confuse me completely. Overall good story!

BB: Finally, someone who doesn't think my story is a damn shitpost. But I'm conflicted because this guy doesn't like my awesome author's notes and my real life anecdotes. I guess this guy is jealous of my awesome life, and that's why he'd prefer not to know about it. I understand, not everyone is living a fun and fulfilling life like me.

A/N 2: Alright guys, I guess that's enough for now. I'd like to do more of these in the future, so stay tuned! If you don't wanna get roasted into oblivion, I suggest that you only send pleasant reviews from now on. OK minna-san stay genki! Don't wash your hands and don't wear face masks, it's unconstitutional! Don't be afraid of an overrated flu that only kills old people! As long as you stay away from 5G towers, you should be fine! Bonefist bone army! -BB