Pridebaru: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
Pridebaru: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response.
Pridebaru: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
Pridebaru: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found named Todd
PrideBaru: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
PrideBaru to Reinhard: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
PrideBaru: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes PrideBaru*
PrideBaru: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time give it your A-game!
Reinhard: How petty can you get?
PrideBaru: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Elsa: Do you think you'd actually notice if someone didn't cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn't Notice It?
PrideBaru: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!
Elsa: Ara Ara, not really what I imagined but I'm glad I could be of inspiration to my dearest client.
Meil: Where are you going?
PrideBaru: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there
PrideBaru: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Reinhard: Twelve, actually.
PrideBaru: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Reinhard: Yours!
PrideBaru: That's right: no one's.
PrideEmilia: I'm going to take you out
PrideBaru: great, it's a date!
PrideEmilia: I meant that as a threat.
PrideBaru: See you at five!
PrideBaru: You kill people for money?!
Elsa: I can explain!
PrideBaru: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!
Petelgeuse: What is your biggest weakness?
PrideBaru: I tend to kill my coworkers
Petelgeuse: Okay, can you give me an example?
PrideBaru: Okay. *stabs Geuse in the throat*
PrideBaru: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Elsa: Only if you also don't ask why
Elsa: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
PrideBaru:
Elsa:
PrideBaru: This one is fine
PrideBaru: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Reinhard, visibly bemused: Aren't you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
PrideBaru: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.
PrideBaru: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Meili: I think you mean cards.
PrideBaru, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
PrideBaru: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Meili: Isn't that just killing people?
PrideBaru: Ah, technicality.
PrideBaru: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Reinhard: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.
PrideBaru: Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.
Emilia: Is something burning?
PrideBaru: Just my love for you.
Emilia: Pride, you set Lugunica on fire.
PrideBaru: You think I really give a fuck? I can't even read.
(Pride's Greed go brrrr)
PrideBaru: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine
PrideBaru: I became more evil if you're curious
GreedEmilia: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
PrideBaru: I'm going to get worse on purpose
*Emilia and Subaru skipping stones on lake*
Emilia: It's such a beautiful evening.
Subaru, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
