OK guys so I read this thing on Reddit that if you watch the Konosuba movie at 3 AM, you will LITERALLY summon Megumin .exe, guys. If I can actually summon Megumin .exe, that would LITERALLY be INSANE!

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Alright guys, so it's now 3 AM and I am ready to watch the Konosuba movie. This is LITERALLY scary guys, I am SWEATING right now. Alright… So I'm playing the movie right now. Nothing is really happening. Maybe the rumors aren't true… WHOA?! What… was… THAT?! Guys, I LITERALLY heard a knock outside my door! Who could it be? It's 3 AM in the morning, and that's demon hours… Maybe a Crimson Demon is outside my door?! Guys, I think we LITERALLY summoned Megumin .exe!

OK, so I'm going to my door now. I'm so scared guys… This is crazy. Guys, if you think I should open the door to see who's outside, tell me in the reviews guys and make sure to favorite this story and put it on your story alerts. Alright guys, here we go… I'm opening the door. Oh.. My… GOD! Guys, I LITERALLY found a Megumin .exe plushie right outside my door! I don't see anyone here. Maybe someone is pranking me? What should I do? Should I bring the plushie inside? But what if it's not a normal plushie but it's something… Evil? Guys, if you want me to bring the plushie inside, tell me in the reviews right now.

Alright, so I brought the Megumin .exe plushie inside and I'm so scared of it right now, guys. It was LITERALLY outside my door and I don't know how it got there. Did someone leave it there or did it like, bring itself to my door? Did we really summon Megumin .exe after watching the Konosuba movie at 3 AM? Anyway, guys, let's go look at the Megumin .exe plushie… OH MY GOD. What the heck just happened?! Guys, the Megumin .exe plushie LITERALLY disappeared! I put it on my couch and I looked away for a second and it was already GONE! Guys, I am FREAKED OUT right now. That Megumin .exe plushie really IS evil! I shouldn't have watched the Konosuba movie at 3 AM, what was I thinking?!

Wait, guys, I heard something in my bathroom. I'm heading over there now. Guys, make sure to favorite this fic if… OH MY GOD. You guys! I'm in my bathroom right now and there's LITERALLY something FREAKY on my bathroom mirror! There's something red and sticky on my mirror, like ketchup! Wait, is that BLOOD?! I think it spells something. Oh my god you guys, I think the blood on the mirror says 666! That is LITERALLY spooky, guys! Did Megumin .exe do this?! I know it wasn't just a normal stuffed toy! Wow, guys, I am LEGIT freaked out right now. Like, this is insane! Guys, I have to find Megumin .exe or it's LITERALLY gonna do some evil stuff! What if it uses EXPLOSION magic like in the show? That would blow up my whole house!

Alright guys, so I'm looking around my house right now for Megumin .exe, and I'm so scared. But where is she right now? Maybe she's in the attic? I really can't find her anywhere. Wait, I think I see her. Oh my god, you guys! I LITERALLY found her on the couch again! What is she doing there?! This plushie is EVIL, guys, I'm telling you! First it's teleporting around, and then it wrote '666' with LITERAL BLOOD on my bathroom mirror! This thing has to be STOPPED, or it will LITERALLY do something even more horrible!

Alright guys, I captured the Megumin .exe plushie now, and it feels so weird in my hand, almost as if it's… alive? What should we do? Maybe I should cut it open and see what's inside? It's clearly not an ordinary plushie, guys. It was LITERALLY moving around and it somehow got BLOOD. What if it's real inside, like there's blood and stuff in it? Ew! But guys, this chapter is going on way too long so we'll have to cut open the Megumin .exe plushie and see what's inside... NEXT TIME! So guys, make sure to favorite this fic and put it on your story alert and make sure to REVIEW, guys, it really helps out a lot. If you read this far, write 'DON'T WATCH THE KONOSUBA MOVIE AT 3 AM OR YOU WILL SUMMON MEGUMIN .EXE (SCARY!)' in the review section, guys. With that said, see you next time, bone army! Bonefist!