WELCOME back to the fic GUYS! Today, we are continuing off from last time and we are opening up the Megumin exe plushie we found outside our door earlier to see… just what is inside. Make sure to read the previous chapter where we summoned Megumin exe by watching the Konosuba movie at 3 AM if you want to understand what's going on.
Alright, guys, so I am ready for this delicate operation. I got some duct tape and stuck the Megumin exe plushie to the floor, so it can't escape. Remember, guys, it was moving around my house earlier and even wrote '666' in BLOOD in my bathroom mirror. If we don't take extra measures, who knows what this evil thing will do once it's free again. I also brought a scalpel and some plastic gloves for this operation. We don't know what's inside this creepy Megumin exe doll, guys, so I'm gonna need to wear these gloves.
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Alright, guys, we're gonna go ahead and do the operation now. This is really scary stuff, guys. My palms are sweating, so it's hard to put on the gloves. Alright, guys, we're just gonna start out with a small incision here, right on the torso. So far, I don't see anything strange, guys. It looks like a normal plushie inside. There's a bunch of cotton spilling out and… OH MY GOD! You guys, there's literally blood on the cotton! This is INSANE! Guys, I don't know if I can do this! If you think I should keep going, write 'keep going!' in the review section, right now, you guys! I really need moral support!
Alright, guys, so I'm taking out the plushie's insides. Ugh… This is gross, like, icky! There's yucky, icky blood everywhere! This plushie really is demonic! So is this, like, the plushie's innards? That's so messed up… Wait, guys! I found something! What is THIS?!
You guys, I LITERALLY found something WEIRD inside the Megumin exe plushie! It's some kind of vial with a red liquid inside. I don't know what it is, but… Maybe it's a potion? There's a cork covering the neck of the vial. Should I open it and smell the inside? Guys, if you think I should open this weird potion, go ahead and SMASH that favorite button with your knuckles, guys.
OK, guys, so I've opened the vial. Should I smell it? I don't know… Alright, I'll do it. Here goes nothing… Ugh! YUCK! You guys, this LITERALLY smells like a Discord Mod's BATHWATER! Don't ask me how I know what that smells like, I just know! Ugh, this is so gross! I can smell parental and societal disappointment, all at once!
You guys, why do you think this smelly potion is inside Megumin exe? That's so weird… Wait, guys, I have an idea. Hear me out… What if I drink the potion? Wait, wait, wait. I'm not saying that because I actually want to drink the potion or anything, but it's just a hunch I have! It's still 3 AM, so what if something spooky happens if I drink the potion? Should I…? I'm gonna do it…
Bleh! YUCK! Guys, I LITERALLY just drank the Megumin exe potion at 3 AM! It tastes GROSS! It tastes like wet grass, which is weird, since Discord Mods never touch grass! Ugh, this is horrible. There's this weird after taste… Wait, something is happening. My eye… It hurts! My eye really hurts! I feel like something weird is happening!
Wa ga na wa Megumin…! WAIT WHAT?! You guys, I'm not Japanese, but I'm saying some WEEB shit! Wait, isn't that the line that Megumin exe says in the show?! What does it mean! And my eye really hurts! Ya… Ya… Yamero! Gah! I keep saying WEEB shit, guys! I think… I think the potion I drank is turning me into Megumin exe! Guys, you have to help me, I don't want to be a weeb! Bakuretsu, bakuretsu, la la la~! No! The transformation is advancing! You guys, this is seriously bad!
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