*The Last Shinobi(& Kunoichi)*
Hey guys, look what I found lying around. Just a fic I wrote about 2 years ago I think. LMAO, don't take it too seriously cuz it's pretty dumb, hope you enjoy it. Updates for SMGID and NOCTHPAMO (DxD and Danmachi fics) coming soon. Danmachi next week and Girl the other week. Bro, PMCO is over, we didn't qualify but we did great in my opinion .
*Chapter 1*
Naruto proudly marched down the streets of Vale. The sun was shining and it was partly cloudy. Not too hot, not too cold just right. He was garbed in an orange hoodie with jet black sleeves and a dark blue hood. Below his waist, he wore grey shinobi pants with a bandage on his left leg and had bandages on his exposed ankles.
He was wearing black boots with an open area above his toes. On his hands' were fingerless gloves with metal plates on the tops of his hands. He was currently wearing a black cloak and a white fox Anbu mask over his new outfit. He suddenly felt a massive chill running down his spine "I wonder who the dumbass that called Sakura flat was?"
"...Even I wouldn't do that….." Kurama shivered as well.
"Now it's time to begin the operation" he muttered, scaring a nearby Faunus. "Sorry," he said sheepishly and the woman nodded before walking away. He watched her leave and his eyes eventually fell onto her fine behind. He began staring at her butt like a creep which would be found giggling and fapping in the bushes while staring at nudes. His drool coupled with his reddened, scared even more people walking by him. "Do you need help sir?" asked a random person.
"Goddamnit! Kakashi, I blame you for this!"
While Naruto was still the lovable blonde, he became a pervert because of Kakashi Hatake. It is not important how that happened, it just did and that day happened to be the day he couldn't hold in his perverted nature anymore. "Ero-sennin once said 'Embrace the pervert' you can do it Naruto. Just embrace it and you will be just fine. Hopefully.". He began breathing sharply "embrace the pervert," he whispered. He put on his stoic face and turned to the man who had spoken.
Naruto shook his head. "No thanks," he responded in a serious tone. The ground beneath him erupted as he disappeared in a burst of speed shocking the witnesses. As time seemed to slow down for Naruto, he began picking his targets, his eyes trailing from one person to another.
"Targets acquired" he whispered darkly.
"You know this is a bad idea right?" Kurama asked as he watched his
host circle around the block towards his first target. "Pfft as if! Not like anything can go wrong," he responded with a grin forming on his face.
"KYAAAh!" Multiple women shrieked in one instant. Naruto appeared 15
feet away, with copious of underwear on his person. Some on his head and some were being worn by him over his clothes bra. He had more than 200 panties and bras on both his arms, each finely arranged and colour coded. White was first, followed by yellow, then green, the blue and last but not least orange.
He laughed like a cliché supervillain as the surrounding women looked horrified. "I am called Mask Du Pants and I love panties! Fear me wenches!" he announced, as he began running. "GET THAT PERVERT!" One faunus yelled. "Those belong to my wife you fucker! Get him" yelled another random guy.
He ducked under a chair, and lept up onto a building, sprinting past a weird librarian and a short black and red-haired girl who were battling a woman in an airship. All 3 paused as they watched a weird masked man covered in… what seemed to be… panties? And bras? And on the run from a crowd of.. women. Oh, it all makes sense now, never mind.
"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!" he yelled triumphantly as he began jumping from electric pole to electric pole, then from street lamp to street signs and benches, performing parkour tricks when he reached alleyways.
"This would be more fun if they were shinobi," he thought to himself. He jumped slightly, evading a kitchen knife by 0.4 mm which was on target, heading for his groin. "I take it back," he thought ."If they were shinobi, my nuts would be gone," he continued.
"Then why are you moving at their speed. Can't you? Ya know move at the speed of light and end this boring chase?"
"I can but that wouldn't be fun."
"Why did I get a moron as a host"
"HEY!"
*With Sakura*
She was dressed in a red qipao dress and had biker shorts on. On her feet, she wore blue shinobi sandals and her hair was neck length. She was sitting in a bar, having a non-alcoholic strawberry sunrise minding her own business. "I love this stuff, I wish Sasuke-kun was here to share this with me. Then we would both get drunk and.. and… and…" she swooned like a girl in high school.
Junior sweatdropped as he stared at his customer. "Kids these days" he sighed and started wiping glass cups. "Cha! That would be amazing! We could ride Sasuke-kun long hard ****! We could model our sexy, mini nurse outfit. But sadly this is not alcoholic and he is not here and he is immune to toxins" Inner Sakura stated before fading into depression. She began weeping at the back of Sakura's mind.
A dark cloud formed above Sakura's head, making her cross her arms and lie her head on the table. "She is right" she muttered with a sombre voice. "Who is right?" asked a confused Junior. She gave him a stern glare causing him to seal his lips firmly. She then groaned in a depressed tone, making Junior's sweatdrop even larger. A stranger walked out of the crowd behind her and sat next to her. "Hey there," he greeted with a charming smile.
Sakura looked up, and her eyes met the stranger. "What do you want?" she asked rudely, giving him a dangerous eye causing him to sweat a bit. "My, she is so feisty," thought the guy. He smiled awkwardly as he shifted back. "I just wanted to check ya, you okay?" he responded confidently.
Sakura's hard gaze softened, and her eyes left him going to her drink. "I am thinking about someone who left me. He is so perfect and spent a lot of time with me but he had to go somewhere, leaving me behind" her eyes began tearing up. "My name is Dante and I say that man must be a piece of shit to do that! Come here baby, I'll show you a good time and never leave you!" he announced with great confidence.
Sakura's eyes disappeared behind her bangs. "Holy shit! Dante do you have a death wish or something!? If this place gets wrecked, you are paying for everything!" Juniors thought as he began to panic. Melanie and Miltia stepped away as they felt the killing intent oozing from the bubble gum haired female. The crowd as well began shifting away while the now named Dante remained oblivious to what was going on. "I wonder if the curtains match the drapes," he said out loud, causing the girl to grit her teeth. "C-c-calm your tits pinky!" one man shouted from the crowd causing Sakura's eye to twitch.
"Dude what are you talking about? She ain't got no titties bruh! But she got mad Bunda!" responded another voice. A tick mark appeared on her forehead as a dark aura enveloped her.
"This is not good," Junior thought as he hid behind the counter, knowing very well what Sakura was capable of. "S-s-s-Sakura, p-p-please calm down" he pathetically tried to defuse the situation from behind the counter. Sakura gulped down the remainder of her drink and stood up dramatically, pulling up imaginary sleeves. She disappeared from where she was standing.
"Haha little bitch so ashamed of her washboard she le-"
WHAM!BRRRRRR
He was sent through a wall, sending bricks to the floor. "NOBODY CALLS ME FLAT AND GETS AWAY WITH IT CHA!" she shrieked before getting a fire in her eyes as she turned to the man who attempted to woo her.
"RUN!"
"SHE IS A MONSTER!"
"SHE LOST IT!"
"THE FLAT CHEST DISEASE Is SPREADING"
WHAMM! WHAAMM! WHAM!
"WHO SAID THAT!?"
"FUCK YOU! YOU STUPID NO TITTIE HAVING BIT-ACK!"
"Hello, police! Please help, we have a crazy woman and we can't stop her! Please help! Track my call! OH GOD, SHE IS COMING BACK!" Junior dropped the phone and dashed away from the scene with tears in his eyes.
"We have had a good time sweet bar of mine, I just hope you survive!"
Sakura had lost her senses and was chuckling like a maniac. "You call me flat, so you get a WHAMMM!". She began laughing as she knocked out all of Juniors guards. "All who get in my way to protect my man's name will be punished" she spoke as she threw a poor guy 400 meters into the air.
She then turned to a bald fellow, "And you called me a washboard so take this you vermin! WHAAAMM!"
Dante stood transfixed by the counter, unable to move as he watched everyone who threw an insult at Sakura get punched, deforming their faces with her unrivalled strength. Formerly handsome men now looked like the Earth got struck by a meteorite. They somehow survived but didn't change the fact that she was hella scary.
"Your turn Dante-kun" she sang with her beautiful voice. Said man began sweating and chuckling nervously. "They are coming off," she said as she made scissor motions with her left hand. His face lost colour. She started walking slowly as if wanting to intimidate him whilst chanting
"chop, chop"
"Please, I beg you! NO! NO! NNNOOOOO!"
She grabbed his face and smashed it into the ground.
"CHA! That's how we do it," inner Sakura cheered as Sakura reached for Dante's crotch.
Helicopters, cars and tanks arrived at the scene. "You are surrounded, so come out with your hands in the air.
"Dang it."
Sakura was glowing as she walked out of the somehow still standing building. "I feel satisfied for some reason" she stated as a sweet smile appeared on her face causing everyone to sweatdrop.
With Kakashi
As usual, the not so old pervert was reading one of his eroge. He was sat on a park bench and was giggling rather.. perversely. A random woman covered her son's ears and rushed away from the scene. "Oh Miku-chan, you are kinky" he giggled, blushing slightly. He paused, "I wonder who called Sakura flat. Oh well that is none of my business," he chuckled.
"He is disgusting"
"Where did he get that book from?"
"Oh my Oum, he looks only 16 and he is reading that!?
"Kids these days, so shameless."
Kakashi ignored them and planted his face deeper into the orange cover. "Naruto, I am so proud of you! You did the impossible! You continued Icha Icha," he puffed his chest out. His eyes trailed over to the next paragraph, his face turning red and his mask began getting wet and a bit reddish around the nose. He was wearing what he was wearing back in the 3rd great war.
Short tanto and everything.
A cop walked up to Kakashi. "Young man! You are not allowed to read such
indecent material in public!" he stated with a firm voice. He held in the urge to scream "Your mom is indecent dickless fucker!". "Hmm, You say
something?" he asked nonchalantly. The cop got a tick mark and grabbed his arm. Kakashi grabbed his wrist and threw him off with relative ease.
THUD!
People started screaming and scrambling away from the silver-haired ninja. "I need more backup!" the cop yelled into his radio. And just like that police cars, bulkheads and a lot of police with guns arrived.
"Yare, yare. That escalated quickly," he sighed while he closed his book. "Put your hands in the air!" yelled one of the policemen.
He stood up, grabbing his tanto's hilt while his eyes slowly bled red and his pupil split into 3 commas. He yawned as he began approaching the police. "Let's end this quickly shall we, I have places to be and things to do," he said in a completely bored tone.
"Sir, we are going to have to ask you to put down your weapon and put your hands in the air!"
Kakashi kept walking forward, ignoring their warnings. "Young man, if you take a step further, we will be forced to open fire."
Kakashi rolled his eyes. "Just do it then"
They all began shooting at him. "So slow" he yawned while cutting small floating objects as if he were performing some sort of dance that involved twirling swords. "I'm gonna take a quick nap," he told himself before collapsing.
The police all looked at him strangely, cutting up ammo at superhuman speeds only to collapse like a ragdoll. "Cuff him!"
With Sasuke
He donned a black cloak with purple lining, and a grey long sleeked, collared shirt, over which he wore a periwinkle vest. He is also wearing black pants, a purple belt, and dark grey fingerless gloves. He was walking down the hall of a hidden underground base.
He reached a metal door which he tapped 3 times in a rhythmic pattern. It opened and he let himself in. A bulky, tattooed man bowed slightly and to which nodded. The man ushered him down another before stopping in front of a fancy oak door.
The man opened the door and Sasuke was led into a heavily guarded, well-furnished office, with objects only the richest could afford. Behind an oak desk sat a brown-haired fat man with a scarred face. "So Sasuke, I heard you needed some of the good stuff," he said with a smug look. Sasuke stared at him for a while. The man smiled, thinking Sasuke's silence was a signal to present his wares.
"Bring it in boys!" he called out. 2 of his men bowed and walked out of the room. They returned 3 minutes later pushing a cart full of sachets of white powder. "What do you think?" he asked the emo. Sasuke smirked instead and looked him in the eye.
"I am impressed" he responded with a small smile. His face became stern as he looked into the man's eyes. The man burst out laughing as if he were a maniac. His hands waving as if he were giving praise to a great deity.
Sasuke remained silent during the duration of the man's episode. He finally stopped, his laughter watered down to chuckles. "You know, I like you Sasuke. Tell you what, I will give you all this for a 1, 000, 000 lien and I will let you become one of my subordinates. How does that sound?" he asked with a glint in his eye.
"I don't know yet" he responded, his eyes not leaving the drug lord. "How about I sweeten the deal?" he attempted to persuade. "Let's hear it" the young Uchiha responded. "Bring her in!". A faunus woman in ruffled, torn and old clothes was dragged in. She had a pair of bear ears, was a brunette and had bright red eyes.
She looked broken and miserable as if she had lost all hope, believing there was no light only darkness. "These guys….. Naruto would kill me if I didn't help. It's about time I bring them to justice anyways," Sasuke thought as he looked at the guards with disgust. Sasuke approached her and placed his hand onto her chin then looked into her dead eyes.
"I see you like her. She is one of our finest women and she has been trained to take any form of punishment so she can even satisfy your urges if you want" he grinned while licking his lips. "I wish I could have her myself but you are very important to me and I want us to be friends. You can have her and the cocaine only for a 100, 000 lien. What do you say Sasuke?" he tried to tempt the former avenger, hoping he would fall into his hands.
Sasuke's right eye bled red and his left became purple and ringed. "Rinnegan," she became limp and fell into Sasuke's arms. The man looked impressed and so did the guards. "That your semblance buddy?" he asked,
"Imagine what you could do to the cops with it" he continued. "I removed those terrible memories, hopefully, you will be able to live a normal life... How dare they?" he felt the sense of justice he had gotten from Naruto slipping in.
The Uchiha began seething and kept his head down, not showing any of his facial features. His right eye's comma's slowly joined his pupil as his eye began to turn slowly. His eye entered its mangekyou state. "Change of plans," Sasuke said, "You are going to jail and you will tell me where all your drugs are and I will have you release all the slaves in your possession".
His chokuto appeared on his left hand. The man widened his eyes and hid under his desk. "Guards!" Various armed men rushed into the scene. He began oozing massive amounts of killing intent petrifying all the guards. He then whispered the words that would be forever stuck into their nightmares. "Susanoo."
Bang!
Bang! Gattling!
They opened fire on the grinning humanoid before them. Its eyes were yellow and had a pharaoh's fake chin. It was wearing a vertically striped kimono. It had no legs but could barely fit into the office. It had a pair of forearms on a pair of arms. Each arm had 2 forearms. Its right upper hand-carried a jet black flame and its left hand had an energy sword. It swung once, and all the guards were knocked unconscious and the room shook as it struggled to stay standing at the great display of power. Sasuke kicked the desk away revealing the shivering man. The smell of piss was introduced to the air.
"P-p-please! SPARE ME! I'LL GIVE YOU ALL YOU ASKED FOR! ALONG WITH ALL MY MONEY! I SWEAR!" He begged, snot gushing out of his nose and tearing streaming. Sasuke grabbed by his and looked into his eyes. The man's eyes widened in horror as he saw hundreds of white ghosts swirling in his left eye. "I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING! I SWEAR!" he tried to struggle out of Sasuke's grip.
"You don't have to."
"Gen jutsu: Sharingan!"
The man fainted. Sasuke placed a finger on his chin as he walked out of the room, towards the chambers where all the slaves were being kept.
He opened the office's door and saw a dozen cops pointing their guns at him. He sweat dropped as he put his hands into the air.
*-The Last Shinobi(& Kunoichi)*
"Assaulting innocent men in a bar, public indecency then evading the law, drug dealing, theft and kidnapping though you proved your innocence so kudos to you Mr Uchiha and stealing underwear items from various women, what do you have to say for yourselves?" asked a tall man in a black suit, green scarf and had silver hair.
Team 7 was reunited… in an interrogation room. Naruto whistled innocently "I told you it would go wrong", Sakura avoided looking into her boyfriend's eyes as he stared at her in amusement and Kakashi had his finger in his ear.
"He called me flat"
"People needed help"
"Naruto writes amazing books"
Everyone with the exception of Naruto gave Kakashi dull stares. "I can tell you are all talented individuals and I am quite surprised you all know each other" he began. He snapped his fingers and 4 policemen entered all carrying various food items, including ramen.
"Well?" the woman next to the man said as she stared at Naruto.
"I don't remember doing any of that shit. I wanna see my lawyer, I'm innocent," he stated confidently.
"Oh really? I recall seeing security footage of you entering a shop at midnight and robbing it of all its erotic content..."
"Wasn't me lady," he took a good look at her.
A blonde woman in a pencil, a white long-sleeved shirt and had a witches cape. She had oval glasses and was wearing high heels. "Sexy librarian + Witch = Sexy .Kakashi likey," he drooled. He sat upright and began grooming himself in preparation. In an instant, Naruto gave a thumbs up and a wink. Kakashi nodded. The conversation shifted back to Naruto and Glynda.
"Oh really," she waved her hand and a laptop was plopped down in front of him.
The paused screen started playing showing Naruto casually walking into the store and stuffing books and CD's with lewd labels into his bag. Naruto turned and waved at the camera. The Naruto seated in the room received incredulous stares which he shrugged off.
"That's not me."
The Naruto in the video started making thrusting motions whilst moving his hand around groping thin air. The intensity of stares increased. Naruto shivered, feeling Sakura's wrath with his negative emotion sensing.
"Not me."
The Naruto in the video pulled out an ID which showed all of Naruto's information such as his name and well... ID number and picture of his face. He placed the ID next to his cheek as if desiring to help the people watching know it was him. In the room Naruto received deadpan looks.
"Really? He is wearing the same hoodie as you."
"Everyone got this hoodie, it's a Valemart classic."
Everyone's eyes turned to the video Naruto who had a frustrated face. He used his free hand to gesture at the face on the ID, looking as if he was screaming. Look it's me! It's me! Eyes went back to Naruto who shook his head.
"Nope."
Eyes went back to the screen and the Naruto in the video had a straight face as he held up a sign with big bold letters saying, "He lying..." Everyone in the room was on the verge of facepalming. All except Kakashi who was heaving, holding his stomach tight. They all sighed and moved on, ejecting the laptop from the room. The man stepped forward
"Do you know who I am?"
"Creepy old man with coffee?"
"Silver-haired man with a nice scarf?"
"Big bro?"
"Yes."
Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi and Sasuke all responded in that order. "Well
then, Naruto Uzumaki and Kakashi Hatake, I am Ozpin the headmaster of
beacon academy" he introduced himself. "I'll be frank professor, what do you want?" Sasuke spoke up .Ozpin stared at Sasuke with an analytical eye.
He placed a large tablet on the desk which was split into a grid with 4 sections, each showing the team individual skills. Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi shifted away from Sakura as she began glowing again. "That really felt good," she moaned with a small blush. A certain video caught her eye. The librarian smirked, getting ready to watch the perverts receive their retribution.
She lost her smile and turned to the now cowering Naruto who was backed in a corner. Kakashi tried sneaking away but was grabbed by the hair.
"Oh fuck, I'm going to die… And I haven't even finished the book yet," he thought in horror. "So you two have been perving because I wasn't with ya ha!?" she asked with a dark tone. Sasuke turned her around and placed a peck on her lips making her lose interest in her other teammates.
Kakashi – Blink Blink Blink
Naruto – Blink Blink Blink
Sasuke – Blink
Translation
"Thanks a bunch my precious student, you saved me!"
"Damn Sasuke, you saved my ass again! Thanks, man"
"You owe me…"
"Darn"
"Darn"
"Oh Sasuke-kun, I didn't know you felt that way. It's a yes, I'll definitely be your girlfriend" Sakura swooned. The Uchiha gave the two perverts a stern look. Naruto and Kakashi gave the thumbs up. "That makes no sense, you are already his girlfriend," Naruto said, scratching his head in confusion. "I will accept any proposal from Sasuke-kun" she sighed in a dreamy manner.
Ozpin chuckled at the team's antics. "Let us get back to business"
Plang! Swoop!
Both professors sweatdropped at the speed Team 7 sat down. "You are all exceptionally talented individuals with amazing skills" he started. "How did you get cameras into a crime boss' dungeon?"
"How did you get cameras into a drug lord's bar"
"I want ramen."
"Silence!" yelled the woman beside Ozpin.
He cleared his throat, "Anyways, where did you learn to fight like this? And I can't seem to find any records of you 4 anywhere" he continued. "We were born, raised and trained in a hidden village of ninjas which was sadly wiped out by Grimm" Naruto responded as if it was the most normal thing in the world.
"Do we know you?" asked a clearly confused Sakura. The other two gave Naruto equally confused looks causing him to pout. "Jerks" he mumbled.
"My condolences."
"It's fine, we got over it and decided it's time to have a new life" Sakura responded for her team. "Something isn't right," Ozpin thought to himself as he eyed team 7. "We humans and Faunus have had a war with Grimm for millennia. These monsters killed our loved ones, destroyed our property and infested our former cities like pests." He began.
"So basically you want us to join your academy and become some of your soldiers to fight the Grimm" Kakashi easily deduced. Ozpin began sweating, "What can I do to persuade them to join. Aha!"
"Miss Glynda will be your combat teacher, tomatoes and Ramen are available in the cafeteria and the girls uniform is attractive". Glynda glared at Ozpin and took a step back after she saw a glint in Kakashi's eyes.
"We are in" they chorused.
Naruto blinked once. Then twice…. He realized that he sold his soul to the devil
"Kurama, what did I just do?"
"You signed yourself up for school again."
"…"
"…"
"Shit…. I gotta … Bail! RUN LIKE A BITCH JUTSU!"
Naruto was sprinting in place. "You are not going anywhere Mister," Sakura dragged Naruto out of the room with Sasuke and Kakashi following closely behind. "Damn it, curse you, clever old man!" Naruto threw curses at Ozpin who just waved.
"Professor Ozpin, what do you think you are doing!?" Glynda asked as she glared at her superior. "Attempting to increase humanity's chances of surviving."He responded while walking out of the room. She followed closely behind him.
"But the only decent person there is Mr Uchiha but the other 3 must be punished for their crimes! And how dare you use me as bait!?" Objects began floating as she grit her teeth.
"Ms Goodwitch, you are to calm down and go to sleep. We will discuss this at a later date!" He stated, leaving no room for arguments.
"Yes sir"
The Last Shinobi(& Kunoichi)
Naruto sighed in a lazy manner. "I blame you for this Sakura," he muttered. "What was that? Is that the sound of someone who wants to be punished!?" she asked sweetly, emphasizing the word 'punished'. Naruto sweet dropped and placed his hands in front of him defensively. "N-no mam" he stattered. "Thought so" she responded. She then rolled her eyes and moved closer to Sasuke who wrapped his arm around her shoulders.
"This place is pretty impressive" Naruto stated as his eyes traversed the school. "Yes, it is. Don't even think about painting it orange loser," Sasuke responded in a neutral tone.
"OI!"
"Let's find the amphitheater" Kakashi stated as he began walking toward the school. The team followed closely behind their former teacher.
BOOM!
"I'll be back". They turned around and saw an outline of Naruto with him missing. Sakura sighed and walked past her teammates. She strode a couple of times before stopping, "You two coming?" she asked. Sasuke did not respond but walked past her. "Yare Yare, what a troublesome student he is."
He chuckled once more and followed the couple. "Yo guys, wait up" he called out in a lazy manner.
*With Naruto*
Naruto raised an eyebrow when he appeared in the scene. He saw a girl his age dressed in a white strapless dress shouting at a young girl in a red and outfit. "Oh I remember her, she was fighting that weird woman in the airship," Naruto nodded, "I suppose it won't hurt to introduce myself," he said, brushing his hair back with his left hand.
"You just like the way her red tips blend in with the black you weirdo."
"Fuck off."
Kurama snorted and cut the link.
He stopped and watched as a sexy teen in black interfered on behalf of the girl in red. He began feeling a bit of de ja vu which allowed him to emphasize with the young girl. "Poor girl, she just got tormented by a Sasuke and Sakura hybrid….. That girl in black has a fine ass…. Her bow is twitching… That ass is still amazing though. Man, I wanna bend her over and BEAT! on that bottom. Oh lord, dat assssssssss..."
He nodded in approval and watched as the two girls left the young girl alone. Naruto then approached her and got a closer look. She wore a black long-sleeved dress with a high collar and red trim on the sleeves, a black waist cincher with red lacing up the front, and a red trim around her skirt. She also wears a pair of thick black stockings and black combat boots with red laces, red trim around the top and red soles.
Her outfit was topped by a red hooded cloak fastened to her shoulders by cross-shaped pins. Her emblem appears as a large silver brooch and is pinned to a wide black belt slung around her hips on an angle, which also carries bullets and a pouch.
She was muttering to herself in a sad tone making Naruto's heart wrench. "I've been there," he expressed how familiar he was with those kinds of situations. He lowered his hand, offering his hand. She looked up and noticed it then grasped it firmly, pulling herself off the ground.
"Uh…Thanks for that…. Um"
Naruto chuckled, "It's Naruto, Naruto Uzumaki".
The girl's face lit up in a smile, "It's nice to meetcha, I am Ruby Rose." ."And I am Jaune Arc" an unfamiliar voice introduced awkwardly causing the two to pause and give him strange stares. He blushed and looked away shyly "Sorry, just wanted to make sure she was okay, with the explosion and whatnot."
Ruby's face lit up once more, "Thanks a bunch. Nice to meet ya Jaune!". Naruto then looked at Ruby, "I am assuming it is your first year in Beacon" he said giving one of his foxy grins. "Was it that obvious?" she shyly responded.
"We are pretty sure experienced hunters and huntresses don't blow themselves up with dust" Jaune responded causing Naruto to chuckle. "It wasn't my fault! It was an accident! A complete accident! My sister left me! and I was dizzy and I I I…" and so she rambled on while childishly flailing her arms.
3 minutes passed and the rambling was finally over. "Better?" the sun-kissed blonde asked.
"a little bit" she responded, blushing slightly at the fact that she poured out everything to two strangers who she met 3 minutes ago. The 3 burst out in laughter enjoying the sheer oddness of the situation.
"What's that?" asked Jaune, pointing at the red block behind the girl. Naruto looked interested.
She stood up proudly and unveiled her scythe. "This is my baby crescent rose. She is a high calibre sniper scythe," she said proudly. "That's really cool," Naruto said with stars in his eyes. Jaune looked really confused as he stared at the weapon. "It's a scythe that's also a gun"
Naruto explained. "Ohhhhh, that's pretty cool" Jaune praised with a smile. "Since you referred to it as your child, I am assuming you built it yourself. I'm impressed" Naruto stated while giving a nod of approval.
"May I?" Naruto asked.
"Uhh... She is a bit heavy. I don't think you will be able to handle her"
she responded nervously. "I am far stronger than I look" Naruto responded with a chuckle. Still unsure she handed him the scythe which he easily lifted with one hand.
"Interesting, it is really steady and durable." He analyzed the weapon on his left hand. He then began twirling it as if he were blocking kunai. He jumped 6 meters into the air and performed a spin. Ruby and Jaune watched their new friend, awestruck with the level of skill he had. Naruto landed and slashed horizontally, creating a gust of wind.
"Wow, Naruto! THAT WAS INCREDIBLE! AMAZING! INCREDAMAZING!" Ruby shouted with glee. Naruto handed her the scythe while smiling. "Thanks, Rubes" he responded. "That was really good Naruto," Jaune said.
"You have gotta train me later, you might even be better than my uncle," she said in great excitement. "It's a date" he responded with a grin. She paused then blushed. "H-h-he wants to date me?". She coughed into her fist and looked at the two. "So what are your weapons?" she changed the topic with her cheeks tinted pink. "That is really cute," Naruto
thought. "Her figure is impressive for a 15-year-old. And she has a nice butt as well. 73 56 83. A solid B cup near c -cup. I love it!"
While Naruto was having his thoughts, Jaune had introduced his sword and shield. "What about you Naruto," Ruby asked, Naruto was snapped out of his thoughts and scratched the back of his head.
"Well my primary weapons are Kunai and Shuriken" he pulled out the ninja stars and knives causing Jaune to gasp in shock. "I am proficient in trench knives, scythes, Kusarigama, sickles, Katanas and long swords. Also, umbrellas and senbon needles" Naruto shrugged as his friend's jaws dropped.
"Y-you are a ninja!" Jaune exclaimed, "That's so cool!" he exclaimed once more, his eyes glowing as if they were a child's. "Yes, yes I am" he responded nonchalantly. "That is really cool," said the impressed Rose,
"How accurate are you?" she asked.
"Off the statue, onto the ground, toward the wall, into the window, hits the lockers, comes out, hits the rock to Jaune's shield then between your legs into my hand" Naruto pulled out a Kunai. "That shot sounds impossible" Jaune stated cautiously. "Oh relax, just stand still" Naruto responded. "Fine then, stick it in that ole thing," Jaune said.
The kunai soared in the air before bouncing off the statue, to the flooring then it went up to the right diagonally entering one of the windows.
"Kyaaah!" shrieked a familiar voice
The kunai came out of another window with pink panties attached to it. It bounced off Jaune's shield, between Ruby's legs and Naruto caught it and the panties.
Ruby looked a bit disturbed and took a step back. "Hmm, I didn't mean to
do that..."
"Yes you did"
"Yes, I did."
"I have gotten rusty," he said with a bored tone. "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" screamed Sakura. Naruto waved it off, feeling Sasuke's presence close in on her.
Naruto looked up and saw Kakashi saluting him. He sighed and threw the underwear back.
"Let us go inside"
"You know the way?" asked Jaune.
"Nope," Naruto responded in a cheerful voice.
Ruby and Jaune sweatdropped.
The Last Shinobi(& Kunoichi)
After separating from his friends (and getting his face smashed in). Team 7 had reunited in the meeting place. Girls avoided Sasuke for obvious reasons, Naruto was twirling a kunai, Kakashi was reading one of his dirty books, disguised as a normal book and Sakura was guarding Sasuke against the "sluts" that wanted a piece of him.
Naruto averted his eyes from his kunai and saw Ruby hugging a bust blonde. "BEWBS!" he cried out in mind making Kurama chuckle. "Hey guys, I'll be back," he told his team. "Have fun" Kakashi waved him off in a lazy manner. Sasuke grunted.
"Hurry back," Sakura said.
Naruto gave a thumbs-up as Sakura watched his retreating back. "Hey Ruby" he called out, getting the red riding hood themed girl's attention. "Who is that?" Yang raised an eyebrow as she watched a fellow blonde approach them. "Hello there," he greeted Yang, "I am Naruto
Uzumaki" he gave her a warm smile which she reciprocated.
"I'm Yang Xiao Long and Xiao Long is my whole surname" she chuckled. "Small yellow dragon eyy?" Naruto asked in a joking manner. She looked shocked at his knowledge of her name. "Fish Cake," Ruby said.
"Oi, it's maelstrom" he responded as his eye twitched. And so the trio began chatting ,getting to know each other with Yang enjoying Naruto's company. Normally creeps would ogle her sister... Well, he is a creep but he was different... She caught him looking at her breast a dozen times in 2 minutes but she could ignore it. For now.
He was unique in such a way that he may have been a pervert but his personality was surprisingly pleasant. Despite his obvious perviness, He could hold a normal conversation with sexualizing it... Except the cleavage staring That and he was super funny and was really fun to be
around. Yang actually didn't mind this pervert being next to her and her sister cause she had a feeling that he was trustworthy.
Before their little get together could continue, a familiar white-haired girl stomped her way to them and made her presence known by dramatically pointing her finger at Ruby whilst yelling "YOU!".
Ruby jumped into Yang's arms, seeking protection. "Oh god, she is back!"
"You're lucky you didn't blow us off the cliff!" she ranted. "What cliff?" Naruto asked neutrally. Weiss actually shut up. "Besides you are a Schnee, you should know better than shaking vails of dust. You should be disowned" he scolded, causing the girl to seeth. Ruby and Yang burst out laughing. "Oh! BURN!"
HAHAAHAHA
"Silence you cretin! And who the hell do you think you are!?" roared a Weiss. Her face red from the embarrassment the blonde caused. "For a princess such as yourself forgetting their manners is… Well, its common courtesy to give your name first before asking for another" Naruto shot back with a small smile.
Yang collapsed and Ruby fell off, with Yang laughing and Ruby giggling. "You must be part Uchiha or something. Do something about that stick in
your ass" He tilted his head, evading a lightning covered Kunai. Weiss
fumed and stomped away screaming "YOU ARE SO INFURIATING"
"Naruto you are so evil," Kakashi chuckled as he watched his former
student's interaction with the girls.
As Weiss stamped away in anger, Naruto chuckled as Yang leaned on his, trying to catch her breath. "I like you blondie" Yang grinned. Naruto gave his own grin and gave her a fist bump. "Thanks for defending me Naruto" Ruby said shyly. "Anytime, what are friends for?" She smiled.
The crowd began to quiet down, Ozpin walked onto the stage with Glynda behind him. He got close to the microphone before tapping it twice to make sure it was working.
"I will… keep this brief. You have travelled here today in search of knowledge 'No I didn't you use ramen as bait you damn bastard', to hone your craft and acquire new skills. And when you are finished you plan to dedicate your life to the protection of the people.. but I look amongst you all and all I see is wasted potential and talent, in need of purpose, direction. You assume knowledge will free you of this, but your time in this school will prove that knowledge will carry you so far. It is up to you to pick your path"
Without any more words, Ozpin walked away, not even looking back at his students.
"You will all gather in the ballroom tonight. Tomorrow your initiation begins... You are dismissed" said Glynda.
"….."
"…"
"Kakashi ", "has", "a clone," 4 individuals thought.
END
*Name: Naruto Uzumaki*
*Rank: Genin*
*Nicknames: Orange Ninja, God of Shinobi, Knucklehead ninja, Mortal Beyond Gods, Silencer of winds*
*Threat Level: Tier 0 S+ Rank : Flee on sight*
*Notable Attacks: Rasengan Variants, Shadow Clones, Elemental Ninjutsu*
*Weakness: Sometimes acts without thinking*
*Kekkei Gen kai: Accelerated Healing, Lava Release, Boil Release ,Magnet
Release and Wood Release*
*Name: Sasuke Uchiha*
*Rank: Former Genin (Rouge Ninja)*
*Nickname: Sasuke of the Sharingan, Death, The Super Shinobi, Sasuke of the Rinnegan*
*Threat Level: Tier 0 S+ Rank : Flee on sight (Rivals Naruto Uzumaki)*
*Notable Attacks: Chidori, Gen jutsu, Elemental nin jutsu, High Visual
prowless*
*Weakness: None notable*
*Kekkei Gen Kai: Sharingan, Mangekyou Sharingan, Eternal Mangekyou
Sharingan*
*Kekkei Mora : Rinnegan*
*Name: Sakura Haruno*
*Rank: Jounin*
*Nickname: The one hit killer, Forehead girl, Tsunade Number 2, One Punch Girl*
*Threat level: Tier 2 S-Rank, T1 S-Rank with Yin Seal activated*
*Notable Attacks: Cherry Blossom Clash, Strength of 100 healings,
Mastery of Medical nin jutsu and water release*
*Kekkei Gen Kai: None*
*Name: Kakashi Hatake*
*Rank: Jounin, Anbu*
*Nickname: Friend killer Kakashi, Copy Ninja, Kakashi of the Sharingan*
*Threat Level: Tier 1 S-Rank*
*Notable Attacks: Mastery over all 5 elements, Sharingan, Kamui, Space
-time migration*
*Kekkei Gen Kai: Sharingan, Mangekyou Sharingan*
*Weaknesses: None (Used to have average sized chakra reserves and the
sharingan drained them now it is his kekkei gen kai balancing him out. Chakra reserves faced significant increase after landing in RWBY verse)*
