1 Piece Screwed up Rewind
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter.)
"Huh that's much higher than it was last time. It didn't get this large until after we rescued Sanji." Luffy said looking at his wanted poster which showed him with his hat shading his eyes and his scarred torso on display, and the 1 billion 550 thousand bounty on his head. That must have been the picture that was taken when he destroyed the Marine base, while Pixie was with Nami and Zoro.
Zoro who was missing an ear, part of his nose, two of his fingers, and now had several shiny new scars on his torso and stomach from his duel with Mihawk.
He fared better than Mihawk though since Mihawk's head was separated from his body after he lost his right arm. They had given him a funeral pyre on his boat with his sword laid on his chest to honor him.
"That's because you have the Worlds Greatest Swordsman as your loyal guard dog." Nami said dryly as she showed Zoro's poster, a snapshot of him taking off Mihawks arm during the duel. His bounty was as high as Mihawks had been when he became a Warlord.
"Ruff ruff!" Zoro barked from where he was sitting with Pixie crawling all over him happily, although she was being careful of his wounds. Him 'barking' had Pixie squealing in laughter as she rolled off of his lap only to be caught by one strong hand.
"Easy little princess. Don't get hurt." Zoro said smiling softly at the pirate princess who was still giggling as she crawled all over him again.
"Want to see Uncle Smokey again princess? Want to see him look completely shocked?" Luffy asked scooping his daughter up into his arms and making her nod happily. She thought her Uncle Smokey was funny, even if her mommy got mad at him for having all that smoke around her.
"Tch. Doing this again huh captain? Guess I'd better go get the swords." Zoro said with a smirk as he stood and moved towards the dock where they had just dropped anchor at Loguetown.
"We'll get what we can to keep Merry going for as long as we can and I'll pick up some extra Log Poses." Nami said as Usopp nodded in agreement, everyone splitting up to do their own things.
"Stay down here okay princess? Daddy doesn't want you getting hurt." Luffy said pressing a kiss to his daughters forehead and putting his hat on her head as she nodded.
"Oh hey Buggy. I'm surprised you're trying this." Luffy said unbothered when he let Buggy capture him and put him in the execution scaffold.
"Huh?" Buggy asked confused as Alvida charmed a few of the people down below but Luffy wasn't bothered by her attempts at wooing him. He was happily married and completely devoted to his wife thank you. Pixie was less than pleased with the lady saying those things to her daddy though.
"After all. You know what the mark on my back means better than anyone else does." Luffy said making Buggy look confused before looking at Luffy's back.
"Gah! How do you have that mark! Only those who've made it to Raftel have that mark!" Buggy yelled shocked as he saw the Kings Crown on Luffy's back, earning shocked or horrified mutters from the civilians.
"I'm the King of Pirates!" Luffy shouted proudly and earning shocked gasps and horrified yells from the civilians and Marines.
"How…" Buggy asked paling horrified since he knew that mark. He knew what it meant.
He knew that Luffy wasn't lying.
"We reached Raftel but some strange mist and wind separated us. Now I'm going to find my crew again, and go back to Raftel." Luffy said while Zoro and Sanji arrived in the plaza.
"I'm going to kill you now Straw Hat!" Buggy shouted panicked as he lifted the sword.
"Sanji! Zoro! Nami! Usopp! Pixie!" Luffy called out loud as his crew stared at him, mentally calling out the names of the others and his wife as the sword began to fall.
"But I'm dead." Luffy grinned as the blade came close to his neck. He could see Smoker nearly lose his cigars just before the large lightning bolt struck and set the platform on fire.
"Daddy!" Pixie cried out moving as if to run to the platform but was quickly caught by Sanji.
"I'm still alive! That's nice!" Luffy said with a laugh as he stood up unbothered and making Alvida, the marines, and everyone not one of Luffy's crew jaw drop in horror and disbelief.
"Daddy!" Pixie quickly ran to her daddy and jumped into his arms as she jammed his hat onto his head.
"Hey there my little princess! Don't worry, Daddy's alright." Luffy quickly soothed his daughter as he kissed her head, holding her close and rubbing soft circles on her back.
"Ima tell mama you was stupid." Pixie said making Luffy grin at his daughter.
"That's fine with me sweetheart. Me being stupid is what led to me and mommy having you, not to mention the new baby on the way." Luffy said with a laugh, recalling how exactly his wife reacted when he did something stupid. She seemed to like his stupid antics since they were fairly sure Pixie was conceived during one session after a particularly stupid stunt.
He was ninety percent sure the new baby was conceived after he nearly fucked her silly when they got out of one battle where he decided the best way to take out the enemy was to tackle the rival devil fruit user into the sea. She had said that if he ever scared her like that again then he would be sleeping in the brig, when he pointed out that it was the only way to save Pixie from being targeted by an attack… well… she wasn't able to walk straight for the next two days.
"Going to find mommy?" Pixie asked making Luffy smile and nod as he began walking to his boat while Zoro gave Tashagi a reality check on what swords were made for, and it wasn't to be used as wall decorations.
"That's right sweetheart. We're going to the Grandline and we're going to find mommy and your Aunty Robin and uncles." Luffy said completely ignoring Smoker who was rushing towards him to stop the rubber captain.
"Unhand the child Straw Hat!" Smoker snarled as Luffy easily avoided the jab without looking.
"Why would I let my daughter go?" Luffy asked blinking confused at Smoker whose eyebrow twitched at this.
"You're a pirate. You probably kidnapped that girl, she looks nothing like you!" Smoker snarled looking at the girls elongated neck, slightly greenish skin, curly blue hair, and dark green eyes.
"You're right. She takes after her incredibly beautiful mother. But she has my nose and my smile and trust me. She's my little princess." Luffy said pressing a kiss to his daughters hair.
"Still not letting you go anywhere." Smoker said grunting slightly as he pointed his jute at Luffy who frowned at this.
"My wife is currently somewhere on the Grandline, on a hostile island, and is pregnant. I'm not leaving her there. So I can either knock you out and go get her, or you can get out of my way." Luffy said with his hat shading his eyes as he flared his Haki a bit, causing Smoker to sweat a bit and back up a step.
"Or you could just turn around." A familiar voice said causing Luffy's head to whip around immediately at near neck breaking speeds.
"How?" Luffy asked gaping at his wife who was standing behind him in her normal dress although it was stretching slightly over the swell of her stomach.
"Mama let me go 'find a strong and unique' husband a few weeks ago. Got a crew of those loyal only to me, and a boat that isn't a homie, and followed what the newspaper said about you and the others. Seastone bottom on the boat so we could go through the Calm Belt." Amande said walking towards her husband who grinned widely.
"Mommy!" Pixie cried happily as she was plucked from Luffy's arms and Amande looked relieved as she pressed kisses to her daughters hair.
"I saw what you pulled up there on the stand Luffy." Amande said looking at her husband who gave her a sheepish smile and shrug while Smoker was gaping at the impressive height of the woman.
"Sorry?" Luffy asked making Amande smile as she stepped over to him while he stretched his legs out to her favorite height.
"I haven't laughed that hard since you pranked those marines. As long as you promise to be gentle… I can give you a small… reward." Amande said her eyes lidded slightly as she stepped closer to him, he just laughed and pulled her close to his chest.
"I'm always gentle… until you beg me for more." Luffy pointed out with a grin as he held her close.
"Idiot! Don't be saying things like that around Pixie!" Amande said blushing slightly and trying to hide it as she buried her face in his chest.
"Shishishi. Sorry. Don't repeat nothing daddy says sweetheart. Daddy grew up with mountain bandits." Luffy said pressing a kiss to Amande's forehead and then Pixie's as he placed one hand on his wife's stomach. Feeling the small but there baby bump.
"What was that?" Amande asked not looking up as she felt her husband move slightly.
"Just knocking Smokey out. Nothing important." Luffy said not bothered by how easily he took out someone who nearly stopped his adventure before he got to the Grandline last time.
"Let's get back to the ship. I don't want any of the marines trying to hurt you three. I'd destroy the entire island." Luffy said making Amande nod her head before they started walking back to the ship with Pixie being held close by her mother.
"Oh hi dad. Did you come to see your granddaughter?" Luffy asked looking at the man in the hood who was standing off to the side.
"Jiji!" Pixie squealed.
Amande laughed at the look of shock and disbelief on Dragon's face. He looked like he had been slapped with a fish.
