1 Piece Screwed up Rewind

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter.)

After listening to Brooks tale of beating the man who had his shadow and then hitched a ride with a merchant ship to Laboon, Amande sighed heavily as she pulled out her personal snail.

"I have to call my mother once a month or else she will send Smoothie-chan and Katakuri-nii-chan to retrieve me. Please…be quiet unless I ask you a question or she asks to speak to you…and even then…please make no mention of my pregnancy or that you know who she is." Amande said looking at everyone as Laboon and Crocus decided to come with them, Crocus staying in Laboon of course while Vivi and Mr. Nine were tied up in the brig being watched by Bracha.

"Mommy's mommy?" Pixie asked making Amande smile at her daughter and nod although she was a bit sad.

"That's right baby. Mommy's mommy. She doesn't know about you yet and I don't want her to hurt you…so why don't you go help Bracha watch the prisoners? You can take Daja with you." Amande said running her hand through her daughters hair and making the little girl look a bit upset but nod and tug on the Fishman's hand until he obediently followed her to the brig.

"Eh? Who is this?" Big Mom demanded after Amande dialed the snail and it was answered on the first ring.

"Mama it's Amande." Amande said her face set into its normal melancholic expression that was shown over the snail.

"Ah Amande! How's your search going?" Big Mom asked making Amande glance over at Luffy and give a small smile when he walked over to her looking worried and serious.

"I found someone." Amande said making the snail grin widely up at her.

"Oh? And how strong is he? What about being unique?" Big Mom asked making Amande smirk slightly.

"I can confidently say that he is stronger than Katakuri-nii-chan and he is definitely one of a kind." Amande said not lying at all and earning wide eyes from the snail.

"Is that so?" Big Mom asked slowly making Amande nod her head.

"You know that I am able to fight Katakuri-nii on even footing for at least ten minutes…the man that I chose to be my husband beat me in a spar in less than one minute." Amande said and she wasn't technically lying right then either. The first time she had sparred with Luffy after joining his crew last time, he had beaten her in one minute because she had been underestimating him.

"Oh and your progress in getting him to marry you?" Big Mom asked making Amande look at her wedding ring and smile.

"He has already given me a ring. It is not official yet but it is his ring on my finger." Amande said and that was true too. While Smoker had married them in the last time line, they were not officially married in this one.

"Very good! And the status of possible grandchildren?" Big Mom asked making Amande frown slightly since she had to lie right now and she hoped the few siblings who could tell when she did lie wasn't around at the moment.

"You're laws state that I am to be untouched until marriage Mama. There are no children on the way yet until the marriage is official." Amande said making Big Mom frown for a moment as she thought about that.

"Well that certainly won't do." Big Mom said humming as she thought about it and Amande held her breath for a full minute while her mother was silent.

"Tell me of his crew. I presume you have enough standards to choose a captain as your husband?" Big Mom asked finally making Amande's eyes narrow a bit in worry but she nodded.

"Yes my husband is the captain of this crew. His First mate is the new Worlds Greatest Swordsman." Amande said making Big Mom quirk an eyebrow, which was kind of funny to see over the snail.

"And he's just the first mate? Are you sure you should not have chosen him due to him being no doubt stronger than his captain?" Big Mom asked narrowing her eyes and making Amande shake his head.

"I made the right choice mama. I can put the Swordsman on himself if you'd like to hear it from his mouth but his Captain is undoubtedly stronger." Amande offered making the snail hum for a moment while Zoro already moved towards it.

"I want to hear it myself." Big Mom said making Amande nod.

"Zoro?" Amande asked only to blink when she noticed that he was standing right beside her now, she had been too focused on the snail to notice him moving.

"Right here my Queen." Zoro said gently taking the receiver for the snail from the Pirate Queen.

"Queen?" Big Mom questioned that term immediately.

"Of course. The only captain worthy of the Worlds Greatest Swordsman is the Pirate King. That's exactly who my captain is, so that makes the woman he choose as his wife the Pirate Queen." Zoro said as if it were obvious. Amande winced at that as she eyed the snail for a moment as everything was quiet, and then she looked relieved when the snail merely gave out a loud laugh.

"Quite the interesting one you are. Tell me about your captain. Is he really stronger than you?" Big Mom demanded with a grin on her face.

"Tch. No matter how hard I train, no matter how strong I get…he is always stronger than me. He is the only person I will ever bow my head to and for." Zoro said without hesitation and making Luffy grin at his swordsman who grinned back.

"I see. Put my daughter back on." Big Mom said causing Zoro to hand it over to his Queen who gave him a small smile before she held the receiver up to her mouth again.

"Tell me about the rest of the crew." Big Mom ordered her daughter who nodded slightly.

"There is a Cook who is as strong as the Swordsman and refuses to waste any food. There is a Sniper who has Observation Haki and can hit anything he aims for, I have yet to see him miss a shot. The Navigator is also a Thief who can predict weather patterns and is able to manipulate the weather using science. The most recent addition besides myself and my crewmembers is a Musician who can play any instrument and has the powers of the Revive-Revive Fruit. He is literally a skeleton with an afro." Amande said listing off the crew and deliberately not adding on Laboon or Crocus just in case.

"Mamamama! Quite the interesting bunch!" Big Mom said with a laugh and making Amande smile as she looked at her crew…her nakama…her new family.

"Yes and each of them are powerful in their own right. Even the weakest of them, the so called Cowards, who are the Navigator and Sniper are at least Sweet Commander level if not close to it." Amande said making Big Mom look pleased.

"I see! All of them so strong…let me speak to your husband." Big Mom said making Amande blink and turn to hand the receiver to her husband.

"She wants to talk to yo-" Amande was cut off when Luffy gave her a quick kiss on the lips, taking her by surprise.

"L-Luffy! Not while my mom is on the snail." Amande said blushing when Luffy pulled away.

"It was just a kiss." Luffy said with an unapologetic grin on his face as he grabbed the receiver.

"Hello~ King of the Pirates here! Can we hurry this up? I wanna kiss my queen some more." Luffy asked with a grin causing Zoro and Nami to laugh loudly as Amande flustered slightly. She hadn't shown any displays of affection with her husband around her family before so this was an entirely new area and by the seas he could not just kiss her and embarrass her while she was on the snail with her mother like that!

"Mamamamamama! You're an interesting one for sure! Tell me do you truly love my daughter? Do you eventually want a family with her? And will you protect her and your family no matter what the cost?" Big Mom asked and the snail had a dark aura around it but it didn't phase Luffy in the slightest.

"You're kind of stupid aren't you?" Even the seas went silent when he asked one of the feared Yonko that question and it took a minute but you could hear Amande slapping her palm to her forehead from miles if you tried.

"I wouldn't marry her if I didn't love her, and of course I want to have a family with her. She'd make an awesome mom for any kids we have…and if anyone tried to hurt her and our kids…" Here Luffy trailed off and the dark oppressing aura he emitted scared the new crewmembers and had the fish and creatures in the sea around them floating to the top, most of them dead from the pressure.

"I'll tear em apart with my bare hands and feast on their bones." Luffy's voice was low, dark, guttural and all around dangerous as he growled out those words and while his 'veteran' crewmates weren't bothered just alarmed at the aura, Amande had to shift slightly to keep herself in place instead of jumping on her husband. She loved this side of him. She adored what she deemed as his dark side.

"Mamamamamama! Put Amande back on!" Big Mom said after she was able to breath again when the aura disappeared, eyeing the Chess Peacekeepers and even some of her own children around her who had passed out from the aura that was transmitted through the snail.

"Yes mama?" Amande asked and her voice even sounded a bit breathless, making Luffy smirk at her which caused her to pinch him a bit.

"I approve and I'll waive the law about remaining untouched until the official ceremony. I want grandkids from you two ASAP." Big Mom said grinning widely through the snail and making Amande nod her head.

"Understood mama. I'm sure my belly will be swelling in no time." Amande said earning a nod from her mother before the snail went back to sleep after her mother hung up. As soon as she placed the snail down…Amande jumped on Luffy and nearly tackled him to the deck as she ravished his mouth with her own.

"You…you are so getting some. Let's get to our room now." Amande said breathless after she pulled away while Luffy's arms were wrapped securely around her and he merely grinned at her.

"You know I don't mind at all, but we'll have to wait until night time when Pixie is asleep. Then I'll take you all night long until you're unable to walk." Luffy said growling the last bit in her ear and making her look upset but eager at the same time.

Oh she couldn't wait, even though this was likely going to mean she was carrying twins.

She wanted her husband in her, in every way and all night.

And he was more than able and happy to oblige her.